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What kind of experience is it to have a girlfriend who looks better than yourself?
I don't have a more beautiful girlfriend than me, but I have many! And almost all of them look better than me, with better figure and personality. Anyway, girlfriends are almost all big goddesses!
You ask me, how can I make friends with such a beautiful and excellent girl when I am so ugly?
I'll tell you a secret, and that's my teasing! After all, divines likes my personality! Ha ha ha, let me float for a while, leave me alone!
The biggest experience is that this boy will add me today and that boy will add me tomorrow.
You ask why, I am so ugly, how can a boy take the initiative to add me? Let me tell you, because I have mastered all the latest and most complete life tracks and trends of the gods in your eyes, as well as what they like to eat, what movies they like to watch, what activities they are interested in, what boys they hate, what boys they like, what food and drinks they hate, and so on.
In short, I am like a protective barrier, guarding the gods and my girlfriends! Basically, as long as it is a boy I don't care about, I can't get close to my best friend, because I will help them politely refuse that poor boy after consulting with my best friend!
And because I play well with these girlfriends, I am flying unscrupulously on the way to getting fat every year!
Why do you ask again? Of course, it's because those boys come to please me first and always buy all kinds of snacks and fruits to invite me to dinner! Do you think I won't get fat? Can not being fat be worthy of this boy's efforts?
Besides being fat, the most common thing people tell me is, hey, how come your friends look better than each other?
At this time, I will proudly tell them that, of course, this is my friend! Definitely more beautiful than me, otherwise how can I be urged to become beautiful and excellent!
Hee hee, it is a great blessing for me to have these beautiful girlfriends!
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