What a humorous person! I can't reply to your message!

1. I ate a five-catty watermelon, but you still didn't return my message. It's not that I waited too long, but that the watermelon is too small. 2. I reply to your message in seconds, and you reply to my message in cycles. You don't return my messages now because you don't know me. When you do, you will fall in love with me crazily. I thought you could reply me when I get my salary in 800 yuan this month.

1, remember to bring me some local products when you come back from Mars.

2. "I wait once a thousand years, wait once." If the other party continues not to reply, then send another sentence: "After a thousand years, you still don't reply."

3, there is a saying: meat buns hit dogs, and there is no return. Please call me back.

Let me count by hand. You should have been to Chang 'e, and I know the moon signal is not good.

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5. Do you feel bitter when you eat Rhizoma Coptidis?

6. Do you know? I seem to be blind and can't see the message you sent me.

7. If you ignore me again, I will become a dog.

8. I dare not call you if you don't reply to the message.

9. There is a message that I can't look back.

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10, what's more sad than waiting for your message is that you are updating the message but don't reply to my message.

1 1, don't reply to my message, but don't let me catch you telling me.

12, why didn't you reply to my message? Is there a woman lying next to you and pressing your hand?

13, is it the paralysis of alcohol or the beauty of the sister? Is it the obsession of the game or the charming first love?

1. Boys who don't respond will definitely get fatter and fatter! For your beauty, the editing information is sent to 134XXX. Do you have the heart to gain weight? Please call me back as soon as possible.

Your child will be off work soon, and all the other children have been picked up. When will you pick me up?

Don't stop talking to me, I really want you. If you ignore me, I will be very sad.

I love you more than myself! Love is the most vague and unpredictable thing in the world. Times have changed, love has faded, and people who love each other have dispersed.

5. Tell you something important. The 2008 Olympic Games will be held in Beijing.

6. I sent you a message, but your phone was turned off. The channel of love is tightly blocked, which makes me doubt. Open it, I'm crying!

7. Don't not reply to my messages, which makes me particularly worried about you. If you don't reply, I really want to call the police. At least send me a message to let me know that you are all right. I am really worried about you. Tell me where you are now, and I'll find you right away, okay?

8. I really want to know what keyboard you use, which makes you reluctant to type two more words. Send me your current address, and I'll send you a keyboard right away.