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How old is the youngest grandmother or grandmother you have ever met?
There are only four sisters in their family. Old, parents want to recruit a door-to-door son-in-law for their eldest daughter. Someone introduced a young man from another county, who is very capable and can drive a forklift. I often go home after seeing my sister. Unexpectedly, in the long run, I actually fell in love with my third child and even ate the forbidden fruit and got pregnant. Old three just graduated from junior high school, fourteen or fifteen years old. His parents had no choice but to arrange for her to secretly give birth to the child and then send it to relatives in other places to raise it.
Her parents took a fancy to this young man, and besides, it was not easy to find a son-in-law who was willing to come home, so they married the elder sister and the second sister until she was older. I remember I was a sophomore when she got married.
After marriage, she took her son back and later gave birth to a daughter. Her husband is very capable, bought an excavator and a forklift to work on the construction site, and his life is booming. However, her son has been away from his parents since he was a child. After he came back, his grandparents spoiled him in every way, being naughty and not studying hard. He also graduated from junior high school and studied in higher vocational school for a year, so he really can't go on reading. His father bought him a big cart to run and transport, and soon got back a teenage girl, who is said to be a waiter in a restaurant on the road. I had no choice but to marry my son and give birth to a girl in just a few months. My neighbor was promoted to grandma in her early thirties.
Besides, the daughter-in-law is a child, and she may not have enough fun with her children, or she may have trouble with her husband. In short, one day after the child's full moon, she said she would go shopping and never came back.
My neighbor has to bear the responsibility of raising her granddaughter. Now that her granddaughter is in primary school, I often see her picking up her children at the school gate and standing among a group of parents. No one will think that she is the grandmother of the child.
Mrs. Fang lived to be 9 1 year old. At the age of 90, her family celebrated her 90th birthday. I counted the family photos and there were more than 60 people. Mrs. Fang is "five generations under one roof". There are men, women, children, grandchildren, great-grandchildren and great-grandchildren in the photo. Speaking of the story of the old lady, everyone in the village knows that she got married at the age of twelve and gave birth to a girl at the age of thirteen. I was 29 when I was a grandmother. Then she became a grandmother at 5 1 and had a great-grandson at 78.
When Mrs. Fang was young, there was a custom of early marriage and early childbearing in rural areas. When the boys and girls at home are twelve or thirteen, a matchmaker will propose marriage. With the right family, parents will decide to marry their children. At that time, many families in the village married teenage dolls. Many families, mother-in-law and daughter-in-law are pregnant in the same year. There are many uncles who are several years younger than nephews. Several generations have passed, so there is a generation gap in the countryside. Many old people in their fifties and sixties still call their children in their seventies and eighties "grandfathers".
1956 after the promulgation of the marriage law, the marriage age of rural men and women reached 18, and now it is even later.
The third grandmother I know is a "child bride" and gave birth to a son at the age of 14 (I heard that the boy is 19)!
Third Grandma gave birth to one after another at the age of fourteen, and seven children at the age of twenty-nine (not counting abortion and death)!
I became a mother-in-law at the age of 29! Daughter-in-law is also a beggar from other places, stay at home and be a big daughter-in-law! The daughter-in-law is several years older than her son.
Since then, my wife and I have had four more children. Later, I got sick and stopped regenerating. I also answered the sentence "There are many children in poor families"!
The third grandmother's family, because the children are many and poor, and the children are older, quickly find a child bride for the boy (afraid of being single), and the girl will get married quickly (saving money at home). As a result, her family is also married by men and women!
Nowadays, her family members are the largest in the village (many children and grandchildren are farmers, so they don't go out). Third grandma died in her nineties, and the mighty funeral procession was spectacular!
A while ago, my classmates sent a circle of friends and said that they were grandmothers!
I am 32 years old, my classmates are older than me 1 year old, and I am 33 years old. My daughter is only four years old, and all my classmates are grandmothers!
There was an uproar in the group, and everyone speculated about what the classmate got married, when he gave birth to a son, and when his son gave birth to a son.
This is, the classmate appeared, and she explained the ins and outs to us.
My classmate's home is in the countryside. Her mother fell ill and died when she was six years old. In order to support her and her brother, her father went out to work.
My classmates have been living with their grandparents. It is said that they had a particularly hard time when they were young, but they studied hard and were admitted to our school as the top scholar in the city.
In college, students don't listen to things outside the window, but only read sage books. They don't associate with people, and they don't find anyone. Classroom canteen library 3: 1 every day.
This classmate is small, with a round face and some small freckles, and looks very ordinary.
After graduating from college, my classmates failed in several interviews because of their ugliness.
Just after everyone started to work and get married, the students kept doing odd jobs, with high eyes, and never found a suitable object.
Seven years after graduation, my classmates finally entered a unit, but they are also thirty years old.
At the age of 30, it's too difficult to find someone in a place like ours. Younger than her, the conditions are poor, and those with good conditions are married.
At this time, she can only have two choices: one is to marry an unemployed person; Second, find a good divorced one.
As a result, the students chose the third road, which is also the most unreliable one.
The foundation is dug, but the other party is twenty years older than him and is the head of their unit. This head is about to retire, and his son is twenty-five years old.
The classmate married that man, and his son disagreed. First, he can't believe that his handsome father is looking for someone outside. The second is that my mother divorced when she was almost fifty years old.
The classmate tried his best, and under the constant persuasion of her husband, the stepson finally admitted the fact that his parents no longer loved each other.
But this classmate's stepson has one condition, that is, this classmate can't have children, and all his father's money will belong to him in the future. The students didn't know what to think, so they agreed.
In this way, the classmate and her husband got the certificate, but because her husband is old, his position is not low, and he has no courage to deal with alcohol, our classmates naturally don't know that she is married.
Not long after the classmate got married, her stepson's girlfriend got pregnant and they got married in a hurry.
Students soon entered the role of mother-in-law, cooking soup every day and serving their daughter-in-law. That kind of enthusiasm is even better than the stepson's biological mother.
The stepson's mother was finally at leisure, traveling around with the divorce money and being as chic as possible.
A while ago, my classmate's daughter-in-law gave birth to a big fat man, and my classmate's husband was so happy. In order to please her husband and let us know that she married a powerful husband, my classmate made a circle of friends half-heartedly.
The students spoke vividly in the group, mainly about how powerful her husband is, how rich her family is, and even the toilet is a famous brand.
Everyone in the group was silent, but the students didn't give up. Let's bless her.
Everyone had to pretend to express envy and blessing, and the vanity of the students was satisfied and rested.
A few days later, this classmate actually sent a photo of Baba's diaper in the group. She asked a classmate who was a doctor, saying that Baba, the grandson, was a little thin, how to recuperate his stomach.
Everyone was devastated. I have never met such a dedicated person as my grandmother.
But the students still don't give up. They send photos every three days. When you catch someone, ask her grandson what to do with the rash on his face or what to do with his runny nose. Once, she even asked her daughter-in-law in the group what to do if her ru gland was blocked …
Later, our monitor dissolved the group …
Since then, classmates have become a legend: if you don't hurry to find someone when you are young, you can only be a grandmother in the future.
What happened around me. /kloc-when I was 0/6 years old and just admitted to high school, a big event that was well known in the whole village happened. A junior high school classmate my age got a girl pregnant. At that time, the girl was only thirteen years old. I guess she watched too many TV plays. At first they just played together, but then somehow she wiped her gun and went off.
After the incident, because the countryside was still very feudal and backward at that time, this kind of thing was very shameful for girls. In order not to make the villagers laugh, the two families immediately held a wedding for them and hosted a banquet. Then the boy went to the construction team to move bricks, and the girl lived in her parents' house with a belly. After giving birth to the child, she didn't look like a mother, threw the child to her parents and ran out by herself.
I won't repeat the process in the middle. In short, they gave birth to a boy and a girl, two years apart. Twenty years later, my classmate was 36, her daughter-in-law was 33, and my son's daughter-in-law got married, which means my classmate's daughter-in-law became a grandmother before she was 34.
It's a pity to think about it. I got married at the age of 30 at school, and gave birth to a child at 3 1. My classmate's daughter-in-law became a grandmother at the age of 33. It's really embarrassing. When I went back to my hometown before I got married, my dad always said when he scolded me, look, your classmates are going to be grandfathers, and you don't even have a wife yet.
This incident has become an inevitable example of parents urging marriage in our place.
The youngest grandmother I met was 365,438+0, my husband's classmate. I've never met her. According to my mother-in-law, she married 15 and her daughter married 15, so she became a grandmother with a nominal age of 3 1. Our child was only 4 years old at that time. My mother-in-law went to the river to wash clothes for her children, so she came back with my husband. My husband also has a classmate who became a grandmother at the age of 38, but much older than this 3 1 year old.
My mother-in-law became a grandmother at the age of 43. In fact, she can be a grandmother when she is very young. According to my husband, her mother's first child is a son. After raising her for several years, she died for no reason. Later, she gave birth to two daughters and finally gave birth to my husband. If the first child were here, she would have been a grandmother. My mother-in-law/kloc-got married at the age of 0/7, but actually she has changed, that is.
My mother-in-law is now in her sixties, seven years younger than my father-in-law, so she is still young and in good health, and her granddaughter can get married. It is enough for her to live long enough for our children to get married.
When I first heard my husband call him aunt, he called her husband's uncle, which made me dizzy. Later, I heard from my neighbors that they had exchanged. It's really the first time I've heard that there is no such example around me. I didn't expect my mother-in-law to be my husband's wife when she was very young, and she still can't read. Now they sleep separately. My mother-in-law sleeps on the second floor like us, and my husband sleeps downstairs alone. I don't see how good feelings are, so a marriage without feelings may just be cohabitation.
Do you have such an example around you?
The youngest grandmother I have ever met is the parents of my newly graduated students.
In 20 17, I went to be a class teacher in Grade One of Senior High School. During military training, a girl caught my attention because she often fought with her male classmates. Taking advantage of the opportunity for parents to pick up their children after military training, I called her father and asked him to come to school early. I had a few words with him. When his father came to my office, he was expected to feel like a big boss, in his forties, a little older than me. There is also a fashionable woman in her early thirties, wearing jewelry. My thought at that time was that it was probably the boss. Is this the child's stepmother?
I chatted with my parents for a while. My parents were blunt and said that their children were naughty in junior high school. The class teacher said that she had a tendency to puppy love, so she simply called to make it clear and sounded the alarm first.
After the child came, her father asked her about the situation, and she stubbornly held her head high without saying a word. The fashionable woman put her arm around the child's shoulder and said, Tingting, what's your relationship with that boy? If there is, there isn't. Don't make your father angry. No big deal. I gave birth to you and your sister at your age!
This made me and three other teachers in the office dumbfounded. The child's nominal age is at most 17, maybe only 16. The woman in front said that she had given birth to two children at her age? Was she born at 14 years old? Don't say that she couldn't reach the legal age for marriage more than ten years ago, and she couldn't get a marriage certificate and a birth certificate. Legally speaking, it is enough for the husband to go to jail to investigate the responsibility. But judging from this tone, this is definitely not a "stepmother", but a real mother.
After they left, I went to check the student files. It is clearly written in the file that her mother was born in 1985, while the students were born in 200 1 year. Another sister is one year older than her, studying in a vocational high school.
What I hate is that I am four years older than her and my child is only in the fifth grade.
Before the winter vacation last year, "Big Boss" suddenly called and invited some teachers to dinner. The reason is that her eldest daughter needs full moon wine when giving birth to a child! This invitation surprised me again. I opened my mouth wide at the other end of the phone and didn't even know what to say! The brain works very fast. Her eldest daughter 18 two years ago. Now she is 20 years old and her mother is 35 years old! God, I became a grandmother at the age of 35!
Although I really wanted to meet his eldest daughter and her grandson, I finally declined. If it hadn't happened to me, I couldn't believe that there were people who became grandmothers at the age of 35 in modern society! Even in the old society, there should not be many grandmothers of this age, right?
I have met the youngest grandmother, which is really incredible. I became a grandmother at the age of 33.
Her husband is a fellow villager, ten years older than us. At the beginning, we all raised ducks in Guangdong. His wife/kloc-gave birth to a baby at the age of 0/3, and has also given birth to two children in this life. At that time, when we met them, we thought they were the children of our hometown.
We didn't know it was his wife until we listened to their conversation. Later, I mentioned to another fellow villager that he was from his village and knew everything about him.
His wife followed him to 12 years old. Because girls have many daughters at home, they don't study, and their parents don't care so much. Seeing that this man is particularly tall and handsome, she has no objection to being a child's daughter.
I was listening, and my mouth was wide open. I can't believe that there are children as young as feudal society in this society.
Later, I heard that they had a grandson and invited many of our fellow villagers to a wedding banquet. We didn't go because we were too far away.
Now I estimate that her grandson is so old, so give birth early and enjoy it early!
However, her husband is the one who owes me 2000 yuan for more than ten years. At that time, he called and said that he would send us money. I am happy for a long time, and I think this man is still very loyal.
Who knows that now more than ten years have passed, and I have never seen him again, nor have I received his phone call, as if it were gone.
If you give birth to a child at such a young age, if you are reported, it is strange that the man does not go to the cell. It was because the woman's parents ignored him that he got married at this age.
The daughter of a distant cousin of mine, puppy love. She gave birth to a son at sixteen, a grandson at eighteen and a great-grandson at twenty-one. Now she is fifty-five, and her great-grandson is four! She is not only the youngest grandmother, but also the youngest old lady! It's speechless! !
Whenever she takes her great-grandson out to play, she always wears a small ivory T-shirt and a denim skirt, jeans or denim shorts. No one will think that she is an old lady! People often think that she is the mother or aunt of the child! Big cousin Zhu, she is not only young, but also really young and beautiful! ! ! There is no comparability! ! ! !
There is also a youngest grandmother on the internet! Go shopping with your great grandson! Long hair fluttering, soft and weak girl looks like, at most I guess she is twenty-two or twenty-three, but she is already forty grandma! ! ! Reverse growth, frozen age! ! ! This grandmother is so young! He's eight or ninety pounds! When I was eighteen, I 132 kg. Fat as an old lady! ! ! What a pity! A natural grandmother! Ho ho! ! ! ! Young or old! Cultivate children into adults! Is the last word! One of my neighbors, it's too late to give birth! Because of infertility, it was finally cured! I only gave birth to a son when I was forty-two. He studied very, very well. He has become a young professor and earned dollars! A good meal is not afraid of being late! ! !
How old is the youngest grandmother or grandmother you have ever met? My grandmother was a very popular child bride in the old society. I came to my grandfather's house at the age of eight and got married at the age of twelve. My grandfather was only sixteen when I gave birth to my father, and my grandmother was only twelve.
According to my grandmother, I became a mother before I knew how to be confused. Fortunately, my grandmother set an example and slowly learned to take care of the children and do housework. Grandma gave birth to thirteen children, five died, and five men and three women grew up and got married. My father is the eldest son, the first son born to my grandmother when she was twelve. He died five years ago. If he were still alive, he would be eighty-five years old this year.
My father got married at the age of eighteen and gave birth to me that year. My grandmother became a grandmother at the age of thirty, and she is a veritable girl grandmother. Such a young grandmother can only have children in the old society, but it is impossible in today's society of late marriage and late childbirth.
Grandma is a woman with little feet who was born in the old society. She is kind and amiable. Although she has worked hard all her life, she is in good health. Well, I've never taken medicine in my life. I have never seen a doctor take medicine even if it is a little cold and hot. When I was old and sick, we gave her some medicine. She disappeared in the blink of an eye and never refused to take medicine, but she lived to her ninetieth birthday. I really met five generations under one roof.
The old man, one year earlier than my father, died in 20 14 years. My grandmother is thirty years older than me, and she is the youngest grandmother I have ever seen.
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