Talk about the most fun qq space in the world.

1, I also want to study hard, but the computer seduced me as soon as I got home.

2. If you do well in a daze, you will fall asleep if you don't do well.

I always feel that my personality is not suitable for going to work, but only suitable for getting paid.

The most courageous person is Master Kong, and thousands of people are hitting on him every day.

I'm not polite to my homework, and I never leave it.

6. The math teacher took us swimming in the ocean of problems. As a result, she went ashore and we all drowned.

7. Create a group for those friends who use iphone online, so you don't have to find so much trouble to borrow money.

8. Yue Lao, can you stop matching me with inferior red lines? Damn it, it's broken every once in a while.

9. "Treat learning as actively as chasing girls you like." "You should try to chase nine girls at the same time."

10, sleeping is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing art!

1 1, a woman without talent is a virtue. I think I must be too wicked.

12. I woke up in the morning thinking that I had grown taller overnight, only to find that the quilt cover was horizontal.

13, there are always several grandfathers every month. His face changed from red to green, from green to yellow, to blue, to purple, to green, and finally he left me.

14, "Wei Zi, what do you have to suffer? Tell me about it today. Who hit you? " "If you go back to the emperor, Mammy will hit you." "If you complain, tell me. What are you selling? "

15. A beautiful woman sent me a message last night saying that there was no one at home at night. Come to my house. So I knocked on the door all night, and sure enough, no one was there. I really wanted to kill her.

16, every time I write my homework late, there are always two little people in my mind. One said forget it, stop writing, and the other said yes.

17, boyfriend doesn't smoke, drink or fight, so it doesn't exist.

18, my roommate farted intermittently, and another buddy said helplessly, "Fart well and make you collapse."

19, I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. In retrospect, I actually streaked too many chefs for 19!

20. Several little boys scraped together a dozen dollars to buy toys, but they didn't know what to buy. One suggestion: go and buy sanitary napkins! People don't understand, why? The boy said, I don't know, but TV said that with it, you can climb mountains, water ski, play ball games, skate and be carefree and happy.

2 1, my friend has a white hair and won't let me pull it out. If I say 1, I will change it 10. I asked why? She said her face turned white because the black hair around her saw her little friend being uprooted ... OK! You won!

22. "I just played chess with my friend and he ate all of me." "What are you trying to say?" "I am so handsome."

23. I put a stuffy fart in the elevator. I shouted "something is burnt", so an elevator man sucked my fart clean.

24. The alarm clock only woke up my body, but it couldn't wake up my sleeping heart.

It is not economical to turn off the lights for one hour on the earth. How many people can you create by turning off the lights for an hour?

26. Be a person who wanders between Cow A and Cow C (talk about www.guaze.com).

27. Cutting short hair is not necessarily a queen, but also a female nerve.

28. Ma Ma said how to treat her in the rebellious period and how to treat me in menopause.

29. Every time I face delicious food, I tell myself, "If I eat too much, I will die." But it turns out that I'm not afraid of death at all.

30. "Describe your appearance in one sentence" and "Don't mention it"

3 1, people's peach blossom luck, like the physiological cycle, is bursting.

32. I saw a coin by the roadside. I was just about to bend down and pick it up. It looks like phlegm! -I depend, who spit so round?

33. Others say that friends are like brothers and women are like clothes. In retrospect, I streaked 18 years.

34, the weather is too hot, buy a basket of eggs, go home and become a chicken; Buy a mat and it will become an electric blanket when you sleep; Meet strangers on the road, smile at each other and become acquaintances; The table is too hot. Mahjong has just been coded and burnt!

35. Those men who say "it's not important to be beautiful" actually broke a sentence when they said this sentence: beautiful, not heavy, but important.

In this exam month, don't call me by my first name, please call me Guo Er.

37. The most painful thing in the world is to hold your urine from one class to another, and as a result, the teacher still drags the class.

38. "Husband, I did a very manly thing." "Did you pee standing up again?"

39. In fact, the wolf is the real local tyrant. Wolfsburg has been bombed so many times, and the next episode is still intact!

40. During the summer vacation, I was scolded four times a day at home: I don't get up in the morning, I surf the Internet when I get up, I don't want to eat, and I don't sleep at night.

4 1, "Why is your history blank?" "Because I think it is wrong to tamper with history."

42. Don't be lazy with me, I'll be lazy with you.

43. If you are well, it will be sunny. According to this weather, you should be dead.

44, the teacher said that we are still young, don't fall in love, because we are all wives who support others, it is not worth it!

45. I was always struggling when I was a child. When I grew up, did I go to Tsinghua? Or go to "Peking University"? I didn't know I really thought too much until I grew up!

46. The furthest distance in the world is when we go out together. You buy four generations of apples and I buy four generations of apples.

47. What is more embarrassing than burping after coming out of the toilet?

Although I can't be the descendant of the rich, I must be the ancestor of the rich.