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Are you particularly allergic to anything?
I can always mistake eggs for eggs.
When I was a child, I steamed egg custard at home and ate a few mouthfuls. That night, I was ashamed and covered with red spots, so my mother concluded that I was allergic to eggs. And called on the whole family to supervise me and not let me touch the eggs. This kind of coke is not good for my brothers and sisters. If I don't eat, they can eat more, so I am under strict supervision.
But at that time, the most nutritious and delicious food in the countryside was eggs. Every time I watch everyone eat eggs, my feet are swollen with saliva. God knows how much I want eggs.
There is another habit in my family. The children boiled eggs as a birthday reward, and everyone ate eggs on their birthdays. I didn't. The jealous one is bleeding. Envy, jealousy and hatred almost drive me crazy.
On my birthday that day, I still didn't enjoy the treatment of eggs, but this time I was unwilling and determined to eat eggs, even at the cost of my life.
So I avoided all the eyeliner, hid an egg, scrambled to cook dinner, and the egg was cooked in porridge unnoticed. After soaking in cold water, I put it in my pocket and hid it in the tree behind the house. I peeled it off and smelled it again. This smell is definitely stronger than jasmine, and I'm in danger of itching all over. I swallowed the egg that bothered me and was dangerous to me.
When I woke up in the morning, I thought I would feel itchy and painful. No, I don't feel anything. My skin is still the same, and my face is still the same. I'm so stupid. The legendary allergy did not happen.
That anger caused me not to eat eggs for more than ten years, which was more wronged than Dou E.
When the whole family was having breakfast, I announced loudly that I could eat eggs without allergies, which surprised everyone. What happened to the custard last time?
Not convinced, my mother tried the egg soup again at noon and steamed it for me for the first time. This is a great honor, spoonful after spoonful. It's called a fragrance, so beautiful that I float into the sky.
Unfortunately, it happened again. Because I ate too much, my whole body was swollen and shiny, and I walked unsteadily, which frightened my mother and rushed to the hospital.
The whole family is puzzled. It's the same egg. It's okay to cook and steam. Why?
Suddenly my head flashed, there were onions in the onion and egg custard, and the eggs were innocent. It's all caused by onions I want to cry without tears, you bastard onion, which lurks deep enough to make the egg take the blame for so many years. You make me miserable!
My family never uses onions for cooking except egg soup, so everyone misunderstood eggs.
So, comrades, if you want to consider the problem comprehensively, I will tell you with my lessons that a little negligence and trivial things may affect the overall situation. Remember, remember!
I am allergic to money. At the sight of low income, fish in the market 15 yuan a catty, my whole body twitched and my heart ached!
I'm particularly allergic to mangoes, but I like them.
I remember the first time I ate mango when I was 8 or 9 years old. That time, my father bought a few Jin of mangoes from the street. Maybe he
I didn't know I was allergic to mango, so I bought it and gave it to me immediately. It was my first time to eat mango. It was very sweet and delicious.
Unexpectedly, after eating mango for several hours, my whole face was allergic, itchy, painful and swollen. I found it when I looked in the mirror. It turned ugly. My mother asked me to have an injection, but she didn't want to go, so she hid in her room and cried.
Later, my dad saw that I was allergic to this and didn't want an injection, so he went to the clinic and prescribed some medicine for me. In this way, I hide in my room every day, and no one dares to see me. I even eat in my room every day.
After hiding in my room for a week, I finally got well. From then on, I never dared to touch mango again, so I had to watch it.
If you are allergic to anything, there is probably no one better than me.
I'm allergic to having children!
No one will believe you if you say it!
There are pictures and truth.
I gave birth naturally, and I have been fine, and I have no allergies.
Finally, the baby was born, the placenta was fixed and the needle was stitched. The doctor said it would take another two hours to leave the delivery room, so let me lie down and rest.
I feel itchy when I lie down! I put up with it for a while, and I felt a huge itch eating me up. Finally I couldn't help it. I reached for it, but I touched a big bag. What happened?
I looked up at my stomach, just like in the picture. In a panic, I tore open the green surgical cloth (I don't know whether to call it surgical cloth) and immediately shouted: Doctor, what happened to my stomach!
Doctors and nurses came to see it together, and one of them said that it was allergic to coupling agents!
Because when the baby was born, it was already monitored by fetal heart. It seems that according to B-ultrasound, a coupling agent is needed.
I thought about it and said, I don't think so. After so many fetal heart monitoring and B-ultrasound during pregnancy, the coupling agent used is not allergic!
Later, the doctor asked me about my condition and temporarily ruled out contact and food allergies for me.
I have been itching since I left the delivery room. The nurse came to disinfect me with alcohol several times. After a night, the urticaria gradually dispersed.
Maybe because I just gave birth to a baby, the doctor didn't give me any more allergen tests and asked me to go home and observe for myself. If I don't feel well, I can see a doctor at any time.
After leaving the hospital three days later, I asked the doctor what caused my allergic urticaria.
The doctor joked: maybe you are allergic to having children, hahahahahaha!
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Is there anyone in the same situation as me
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I don't think anyone is allergic to cold air. However, I am allergic to cold air. I remember my first allergy to cold air two years ago. In early winter, there is a cold air coming from us. When I returned to the dormitory at night, I found my back itchy, so I kept scratching and got a lot of red pimples.
My first reaction at that time was allergies. I suspected that my quilt was not dry, maybe it was too damp, so I left him alone. The next day in bask in the quilt, it was still itchy. So I asked the teacher for leave to go out to see a doctor. The doctor said I was allergic to cold air, so I took the medicine and applied it once.
After that, I have symptoms of cold air allergy almost every year. It is estimated that this cold air allergy will accompany me all my life.
I'm allergic to the mystery of the navy. Yes, it's ridiculously expensive cosmetics.
I've used all kinds of cosmetics before, and I've never been allergic. I have no allergic history from Dabao when I was young to Estee Lauder, Lancome and L 'Occitane after 30 years old.
Then at the age of forty, my face began to collapse. I gritted my teeth and bought a whole set of sea blue mystery, cream, eye cream, water and essence, among which essence and eye cream are still advanced versions, and the single product is 7500! These four bottles cost me 1.6 million, but they were still discounted by 8.8%.
Then with a sincere heart, twice a day in the morning and evening, hoping that money can bring miracles. After all, I heard many people say that this brand is expensive but good.
Less than a week after rubbing, my face was red, swollen and painful beyond recognition. I didn't react at first. This is an allergic reaction. I found it later, but I really don't want to throw it away. I stopped using it for one month and used it once. It was serious. Stop using it for another two months and wipe it again, which is more serious.
I have no choice but to return the goods. If the big brand is still reputable, I will go to the hospital for an allergy test and return it in full. For Estee Lauder Lancome L 'Occitane, nothing happened. It seems that I really don't want to spend more money on my face
I always thought that allergies were natural, but later I found out that they were not!
I was not allergic to anything before I got married. In the second year of marriage, there was a time when I sweated my clothes in the middle of the night every day, and I didn't take it seriously. After a while, urticaria began to appear, and I often woke up in the middle of the night with red rashes and scratches all over my body. After a night of tossing, I couldn't even apply cold compress or hot compress. I was most afraid of itchy feet, and I wanted to die ... then I found a way to stop itching, rubbing wine and rubbing. During that time, I ate both Chinese medicine and western medicine, and it didn't work at all. I also checked the allergens, but I found no allergic reaction after eating allergic things. An uncle knew the director of dermatology in children's hospital and looked for her. She told me not to wear alcohol, and prescribed western medicine (I forgot the name) and Chinese medicine granules (children's medicine, called Lycium barbarum granules). Why do you remember this name for more than ten years? Because it tastes terrible [laughs]. Later, I got better gradually, but I was allergic to several things (later found in my daily life, not checked the allergens) and allergic to dogs. That's great. As long as the dog is at home, even if the dog is not at home, it will keep sneezing. The key is that I have a dog since I was a child and I won't have an allergic reaction! If you are allergic to hair, even your own hair, be sure to check whether there is hair on the pillow sheets before going to bed. Sometimes I fall asleep, my back itches and I wake up. There must be hair on my pajamas. Now it is found that these two things, the smell of dogs and hair, are undetectable by allergens!
To tell the truth, I grew up in a small rural area, running in the mountains and crawling in the fields, and I don't have too many allergies, because I'm not so melodramatic.
However, there are also some things to be afraid of in the countryside. After all, it is meat, not steel
1, afraid of a poisonous plant on the mountain
In primary school, from grade 3 to grade 6, a certain amount of firewood needs to be handed in to the school cafeteria every semester, and these firewood needs to be cut by students themselves. Every Wednesday afternoon, half a day is our time to cut wood.
There is a poisonous shrub in Fujian mountain forest in autumn. Once people accidentally come into contact with this plant, the skin on the arms and face will be allergic to ulceration, redness, long granules and itching. Anyway, you have to suffer once a year.
2. Fear of caterpillars
It's also autumn, and it's also uphill. I was most impressed that time. A caterpillar in a tree just fell off its back and neck. I caught the poisonous caterpillar when I felt abnormal, and my back itched. I rushed home to take a shower. My whole back is allergic and red, covered with small bags and washed with soap several times.
3, afraid of eating fat
Allergy generally refers to skin allergic reaction, but my stomach is not very good. I think my stomach has an allergic reaction to fat, and a little greasy will cause diarrhea.
So people often say that I am picky about food, so some fat meat is not delicious. Therefore, I will never get fat, and nothing I eat will grow meat.
Everyone has their own fears and allergens that they are uncomfortable and allergic to. Try to avoid them for a better life.
I am allergic to metal, cold air and medical tape.
My allergic reaction to metal made my watch say goodbye. Generally speaking, the back of a watch is covered with metal. When I was young, I especially liked beautiful watches and loved to brag. Students are not allowed to wear jewelry at school, but it is an indisputable fact that girls like this kind of thing. In order to be beautiful, I will choose various watches such as bracelets. The materials of these things are all metal. After wearing it for two days, my wrist became red and swollen, itchy and uncomfortable. After taking medicine, I will continue to wear my favorite watch again and again.
Later, a sports watch with a plastic strap came in many colors, giving it a neutral style. Finally, the wrist is not swollen, but swollen [covering your face]. The back cover of the watch is metal [laugh and cry]. Later, I thought of a way to cut the painkiller into a circle and put it on the back cover. It was ok two days ago, but it became red again after the third day. At this time, I found myself allergic to plaster.
With the growth of age, I coughed for several years after giving birth to a baby. My friend joked that I have consumption, so I will be fine if I don't talk. Cough when talking, feeling chest tightness and shortness of breath. Later, my friend introduced me to a Chinese medicine doctor, saying that my pulse was qi deficiency and I was allergic to cold air. After taking Chinese medicine for several years, I have obviously improved a lot, and now I only cough occasionally.
Allergies are not as easy to treat as colds and fevers. Only by finding the source of allergies can we fundamentally solve the problem.
I am allergic to two things: raw salt grains and yam mucus.
My mother is allergic to raw salt. As long as you eat raw salt, you will vomit immediately. It wasn't until one time, when I fried fried rice with eggs and tasted it, that I felt weak all over. I didn't know that I inherited my mother's problem. I directly sprinkled some salt in the fried rice, turned it over a few times (not completely melted) and served it.
As a result, I haven't finished eating a bowl of rice. Suddenly, my stomach turned upside down and I vomited in a big mess.
From then on, I understood: unmelted salt is not edible. If I eat a few grains of salt, I will vomit immediately.
Yam is delicious and nutritious, but every time I deal with yam, I feel nervous.
Be careful when peeling, and even more afraid when washing, because even if you spill a drop, touch it and throw it on the back of your hand and arm, it will be bad. The skin will be red and itchy, and it will hurt like a needle. It will take half a day to get better.
Everyone has different allergens, which may be related to personal physique. They were born to the same parents, but my sisters are not as allergic to raw salt and yam as I am.
Some people are allergic to milk, some people are allergic to broad beans and some people are allergic to eggs. If you know what you are allergic to, you must avoid contact with allergens, because once some people are allergic, the consequences will be very serious and even life-threatening, so you must not take it lightly.
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