Funny quotations from non-mainstream personality-generally, people are too lazy to sleep, and they are too lazy to get up when they sleep.

Nonsense is the first sentence in interpersonal relationship.

You must call me online tonight, otherwise, I will write your name on the tablet.

Not afraid of a wolf-like opponent, but afraid of a pig-like teammate.

The words "I love you" will be written backwards sooner or later.

I have always hated my mother after quarreling with her, but I love her for half an hour, which can kill me.

Seeing their wedding photos, I really want to pS them in black and white and hang them on the wall.

Two people fell into the water, one was dead and the other was alive. The dead are called dead. What's the name of the living? Answer: Help.

╰┣θis just a typhoon. What are you afraid of? At most, my wig will be blown away.

Plaintiff; She was accused; He doesn't love her, and she doesn't want him. loose

There are too many liars in the world and obviously not enough fools.

There is a folk saying that there is nothing to be afraid of when Brother Fei is here.

Two little girls live happily.

Cowherd saw Weaver Girl on Tanabata and said, We will chat online in the future.

Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

You are my world when I love you, and you are not even a P when I don't love you.

Everyone has to kiss many frogs before meeting the prince.

The kitten said to the mouse, I love you. Can you give me a lifetime?

Small ideal: a house facing the sea, blooming in spring, 4M broadband, you can order takeout directly, express delivery, and not repay the mortgage.

There are countless moments, I thought I would not see the sun tomorrow, because tomorrow is cloudy.

Isn't this the end of the world? ! When I came into this world, I didn't intend to go back alive.

Do two people wait for each other after separation? 、

It is said that women are made of water and men are made of mud. Is that shemale made of cement?

Run hard and then-fall beautifully.

Missed a Valentine's Day, missed millions of Valentine's Days.

Now the raw rice has been cooked into porridge.

Honey. I know you have walked out of my world. I'm here, you pretend I don't exist, I'm gone, you pretend I've never been here.

Honey, are we finished like this? We haven't waited yet

When true love doesn't come, what you need is persistence and waiting.

I allow you to walk around my world, but I will never allow you to run around my world. .

The so-called love is that you still cherish each other after all the feelings, enthusiasm and romance have been taken away.

Desperate love is love. I hope I have someone who can desperately love once.

From this moment, I don't love anyone. I've put it down and made it irrelevant. I am happy for myself.

I must be not good enough, so you want to run away.

I hate looking at this fuzzy world without glasses, and I hate the feeling you make me feel.

You are nothing to me; I mean nothing to you.

Three days a year is a tragedy; Valentine's Day, China Valentine's Day, Christmas.

Really? I am not a cruel person, and I am not a person when I am malicious.

Mcdull said: If you are unhappy, let it go. It's not good to hurt your stomach if you are sad.

I will become very gentle in the future

Oh, Bama ... Don't you remember the summer by the Daming River eighteen years ago? ...

Grab your son's hand and drag him away. If the child doesn't leave, dizziness will continue to be dragged away.

"Silence" means that the judge asks "Why do you print counterfeit money?" The criminal said, "I can't print real money."

I don't know who is raising my future mistress now.

Ugly, but ugly is special, that is, ugly.

Yesterday was obviously Valentine's Day, but the opposite side of my house was playing the trumpet for a funeral. .

A rain, a street, an umbrella, a person.

Generally, they are too lazy to sleep, and when they sleep, they are too lazy to get up.

My friend said to me, "Every man who wants to fall in love with you has a purpose." Is that so?

//Tencent does not fail, and the personality signature is written to the old.

Don't pretend to be self-righteous in front of me. In fact, no matter how you pretend, you are nothing. .

Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compete with you.

I allow you to come into my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in my world.

Second, people who only know justice will inevitably be broken; Only a soft-hearted person will eventually be a coward.

Three, the word fate is a contradictory individual, fate, points?

Fourth, flowers often do not belong to people who appreciate flowers, but to cow dung.

I'll throw a brick first, and if I have jade, I'll throw it over.

Sixth, heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at their age!

Seven, can't miss yourself, can't take care of yourself, can't take care of yourself, can't give yourself happiness.

Eight, if a person is not serious, even the headache is partial.

Nine, people are not smart and bald! !

Ten, since I got mental derangement, the whole person is much more energetic.

Eleven, gorgeous dissolution, all precipitated in the shadow of prosperity and reality.

I never hold grudges. Generally, if I have grievances, I will report them on the spot.

I smiled at the sky from the horizontal knife, and then I went to sleep.

Thirteen, it is gold, and it will always be spent; This is a mirror. It always reflects light.

14. Make a glass of Sanlu.

Fifteen, the so-called surprise is that the rabbit you are waiting for is coming, followed by the wolf!

Sixteen, the woman unit to send one thousand yuan, she will tell the man to send one thousand yuan, tell her friend to send five hundred; When a man sends a thousand dollars, he will tell a woman that he sent 500 dollars and a friend that he sent 1,500 dollars.

17. Have you seen my powder?

Eighteen, failure is not terrible, the key is to see whether it is successful or not.

Nineteen, it turns out that brushing your teeth is a sad and happy thing, with a cup in one hand and a washing appliance in the other.

My girlfriend and I are separated, but in fact our sex life is quite harmonious-I am impotent and she is indifferent.

Twenty-one, when I grow up, I want to marry Tang Priest. If I can play, I will play, but if I can't, I will eat him.

Twenty-two, men are used to rely on, so be reliable; Women are meant to love, so be cute.

Twenty-three, both house and rot, the future is uncertain.

Twenty-four, gold that does not want to be deformed is not good steel!

Non-mainstream personality emotion: Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you.

1. I will never admit that there will be any obstacles to the combination of two hearts. Love is not true love. If you turn the rudder as soon as you see others change, or leave as soon as you see others turn. If my words are wrong and proved to be incorrect, even if I didn't write poems, no one really loved me.

Second, thank you for walking away after changing me and making me so powerful now.

Third, the passage has passed, and even if we go back to the original place, we can't find the river we remember.

Fourth, loving someone who doesn't love you hurts yourself and embarrasses others.

When you see through everything, you know that losing is more practical than having.

6. I am always duplicitous, which makes you unable to understand. Actually, I'm not having a hard time.

Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.

Eight, go far, not only distance, but also memories.

Nine, I went to assassinate sogou, and sogou cried and asked me why. I grinned: Ask Baidu in the underworld.

10. I will think about it if I meet someone who is moved again. It's good to be friends. It's really good.

You will never see me when I am loneliest, because I am loneliest only when you are not by my side.

Twelve, if you like it, you must have it. Don't be afraid of the result.

Thirteen, it was his disappointment that made you infertile.

Fourteen, I am not a saint, I have no intention of blooming a Bai Lianhua in this troubled world.

From now on, you will be the cause of all happiness.

Sixteen, life is like this, as long as the seeds are still there, hope is there.

Seventeen, maybe you will say, I don't understand the indifference of future time.

18. Modesty makes people progress, progress makes people proud, and pride makes people fall behind.

19. If you love someone and don't respond, it's better to walk away proudly than to beg for love.

I want to call you when I am drunk and tell you that I love you.

The most attractive is Master Kong. Thousands of people accost him every day.

Twenty-two, reconciled, happy, quarreled, broke up, more painful.

Twenty-three, not all people I love, so not all people I can forget.

The journey of life is deep and long, and it is not a bad thing that we know nothing about the future. How many people would dare to take the endless road ahead if they knew the ending early in the morning?

Twenty-five, alas, I can't get online without electricity. If I can't surf the Internet, I can't surf the Internet. I went to watch TV.

Never stop smiling, not even when you are sad, someone might fall in love with your smile.

Twenty-seven, don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compete with you.

Twenty-eight, the so-called low-key is just a high-profile attitude.

29. When you really wait for someone, that person will never appear.

Mom said that people had better not miss two things, the last bus home and a person who loves you deeply.

Thirty-one, the broken pot has its own broken lid, nuns are at ease, and monks love it. As long as they love the depths of the ocean, Asako's face will shine.

No matter how much I regret missing you, all the moments will pass.

Thirty-three, some people are alive, he is dead, some people are alive, he should have died!

34. I just haven't had time to tell him that the world has him, and I gave up the world.

I'd rather have a knife than a hole.

I miss you not because I am lonely, but because I miss you.

Thirty-seven, some people melt into darkness because of distortion; Some people hurt the stone forever because they accidentally touched the darkness.

38. I can't help it, no way back.

Being with people you don't like, even if it's perfunctory, is too lazy to do it.

Don't say hello to me. I'm not that good. Don't say I'm not good. I'm not that bad. Whether I love you or not, I am who I am. Love you or not, don't care about you, you can feel. Don't deceive yourself, don't force yourself.

The saddest love is talking about embracing unrealistic desires and tearing at the soul that does not belong to me.

I believe that some people never need to wait, so I understand why I cry when the lights are dim.

People who like me are good people. People who don't like me are bad people. People who hate me are not people.

Missing someone who doesn't love you is better than loving someone who really loves you.

Don't be with people you don't like, even if it's perfunctory.

Without you, the whole world would collapse, but this time you watched me struggle alone.

Don't be too kind to a person, because it is often the person you love the most who hurts you.

Liking a person is a feeling, but not liking a person is a fact. The facts are easy to explain, but the feeling is unspeakable.

There are not many places in people's minds. If one person wants to come in, the other person has to go out.

You are always too soft-hearted and always afraid of hurting someone, so the person who is hurt will always be you.

Liking the taste of someone is like drinking a glass of cold water and then dripping into tears.

"The feeling of being loved is not sweet but guilty!" Ten thousand touches are not worth a heartbeat. So don't fall in love with people you don't like!

Never be with someone you don't like again. You hurt him and wronged yourself.

There is an impulse not to manage this relationship, because the brain is shaking and the brain is controlling.

Two atria, one is the most important home, and the other has long been abandoned.

The grievances that can be said are not grievances; A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

Some pain, pretending not to touch, will not be remembered, just as we are naive and always like to hide our ears.