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What are the sentences about slippers?

1. Someone once said that Hua Taishi wears slippers 360 days a year, cotton slippers in winter and sandals and slippers in summer. This statement is correct. His slippers are always old and dirty. But he walks very fast in slippers. Of course, he doesn't have to walk very fast most of the time. Slippers are worn in residential areas and on the ground. Once he went up the mountain to sweep the grave. He was also a slipper and walked in front with a teacup in one hand. My father joked that his slippers were thanks. -Xu yat sen villa "I don't know how to live like a normal person"

2. Zhu Yan: Mom, where are the slippers? ?

Chen Xiulan: I really don't know about slippers. Why don't you call them yourself? ?

Zhu Yan: I called it and it said it was out of service. Justice

Since wearing any shoes is like wearing slippers, it is better to wear real slippers. Slippers, after being used to wearing, always feel that other kinds of shoes are not comfortable enough. -Hello, Xiao Zhenxing, a fat cat.

4. Where did the exponential function go? Zhang Feng, facial paralysis, did you kill them while I was in a daze in class? ! ?

Zhang Feng left in a carriage with logs and f(x), and I was crying after him in slippers. -August Chang 'an "The Best of Us"

5. Hard and thin old slippers. Still wearing it? Soft and thick new slippers? It's still there.

6. Be sure to wear your master's slippers when you walk, and then throw them away. You will find yourself in the process of putting them on and taking them off. -Wu Guanzhong's "Tips for Handling Incoming Relations"

7. I bought slippers at a stall last night and asked the boss how much the slippers were. The boss said 20, I took out 15 and turned to leave. The boss shouted that 5 was missing, and I said 15 love it or not! Don't even bother to talk about the price! So domineering! I came home only to find that I didn't bring my slippers ... I didn't take them. ...

8. Only my coat is left in the closet, and my slippers are missing a pair of feet. -Silent King "Someone"

9. Eat my slippers against the strong wind-Bai Cheqi.

10. A woman can't find a dress in the closet or a pair of shoes in the shoe cupboard? There is only a change of underwear in the man's wardrobe and only a pair of worn slippers in the shoe cabinet.