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2. Lie down if you fall!
3. Adhere to principles on major issues and learn to be flexible on minor issues.
The most romantic thing in the world is daydreaming.
5. When you go out, there are no birds in the mountains, and thousands of people live and die.
6. Why don't you sit down and talk slowly?
7. Do you drink water or drink water or drink water? You choose!
8. A wave of EXO kissing is coming at me, and I need support.
9. Girls are naughty and tell very hot incisive funny sentences.
10, you are very kind, especially when you are sad.
1 1. If you can't forget it with a smile, please allow yourself to cry and miss it.
12, as the saying goes, Rome wasn't built in a day!
13, instant noodles are really convenient, but they still need electricity to cook.
14, now I find that streaking was so unrestrained when I was a child.
15, I won't do two things in my life: neither this nor that.
16, fasten your seat belt, there may be a love waiting for you ahead.
17, the season of black stockings flooding, what makes these thick legs feel?
18, I am not arrogant, but I can't learn gentle ladies. That's all.
19, I hope everyone will be rational and idolized, and don't burn their bodies for me.
20. What I want is the kind of * * that I can't get rid of and is overbearing and likes to stick to me.
2 1. I won't repeat the play I played. I don't want the people I love.
22. I am too lazy to argue with you. If I still have strength, I'd better breathe more fresh air.
23. At present, many women are in such a state: they obviously want to love, but they dare not.
24. The third person is not the later one, but the one who doesn't love deeply.
25. The accountant said you could come later to get your salary. I have no change here.
26, don't eat the bowl of the pot, just take the pot to eat more worry-free.
27. Before the summer vacation, I vowed to lose weight. After the summer vacation, I have gained weight instead of losing weight!
28. Now I often smile. Can't you see my big gold teeth shining?
29. I came quietly and left quietly, waving a dagger and leaving no one alive.
30. I am a good girl, and you don't care, young man. Do you like men?
3 1, the teacher gave motion sickness medicine during the spring outing, and the result said, who wants to take birth control pills!
32. Every time I bring a test paper home, the first thing to do is to wear cotton trousers to meet the storm.
It doesn't matter what others think of you, what matters is that you like who you really are.
I heard that ugly people should read more books. No wonder my mother said that I was not cut out for reading when I was young.
If the world is full of ugly women, I believe the chance of falling in love at first sight will be much lower.
36. I dreamed that I was bought as a wife in the mountains and was driven back because I ate too much.
What is not bitter in life is that we have too many desires, and people have no burden, but we can't let go of too much.
The math teacher took us swimming in the sea of questions, and as a result, she went ashore and we all drowned.
39. Air is free, son. Fuck you, you explain to me what potato chips are.
40. Autumn wind rises, yellow flowers fall, and the wind turns into mud. Send a lonely night, the moon is slanting, and I am only willing to pay for it in my life.
4 1, corporate culture is a tool invented by capitalists to make horses run fast and prevent them from eating grass!
42. There was an Internet cafe recharge activity before, and the boys in our school were basically full. There were many people at that time. 1 1 When I came back in May, the Nima Internet cafe was gone, and a hot pot restaurant was being renovated there. The school steamed bread sold like crazy that month.
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