Satire at that brainless man's sentence

1. Are you out of your mind and didn't arrange a water pipe?

2. You look like an idiot on the left, a fool on the right, a pig on the top and a donkey on the bottom.

3. Hey, sister, stand aside, it's blocking my cell phone signal.

4. Ugliness is not your intention, but God's temper.

5. I have never seen anything so archaeological.

6. As soon as you go out, a hundred mountains and no bird, a thousand paths without a footprint.

7. Your teeth are like the stars in the sky, brightly colored and far apart.

8. When the water is clear, there is no fish, and when people are mean, they are invincible!

9. If you chase me naked for two kilometers, I'll call myself a hooligan once!

1. Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had the problem of judging people by their appearances.

11. It looks very sci-fi and abstract!

12. Shut your mouth, put aside your false eyes and leave my sight with your false love.

13, please put down your hypocritical heart, so caring, sorry, I don't need it.

14. I'm a passer-by who you turn around and forget. Why should I accompany you to spend the rest of your life?

15, it's not that you don't laugh, and the powder will fall off when you smile!

16. Your appearance is not accurate, and your proportion is not well.

17. Being handsome is useless. You can use that face to swipe your card after spending.

18. I see your hypocrisy and irresponsibility in my eyes and keep it in my heart.

19, others have to fly a plane to hit Gemini, and you just have to skydive to have the same power.

2. The reason for constipation is that the gravity of the earth is too small.

21, stop your hypocritical sorry, because you don't know how to cherish.

22. False sincerity is more terrible than the devil.

23. Mosquitoes will want to commit suicide if they bite your face.

24. Dinner is not everything. Without dinner, you can't do anything.

25. You look like the scene of a car accident.