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Eat instant noodles to send friends to work overtime (40)

Eat instant noodles overtime and send a circle of friends 1. On Tanabata, no girl bought a bucket of instant noodles and went home to soak. . .

The technological era that tap water can cook instant noodles has finally come true.

Even coffee has a partner, instant noodles have a partner, and I don't.

4. instant noodles this is a kind of happiness: when you are hungry, when you have no choice but to get difficult syndrome, when you are watching a drama, when you ~

Why can you gain weight by eating instant noodles every day? It must be empty.

6. I have been entangled in the library for a long time. Do you want to go back to eat instant noodles? Let's arrange such a big event on Friday night.

7. God knows how much I want to eat barbecue, crayfish and instant noodles now. But I can only sleep for my weight.

8. Why don't I like eating pigeons? I didn't eat large pieces of beef instant noodles, so I can stop eating black wheat.

9. At this time yesterday, I was lying on the sofa waiting to see a play, but today I ate instant noodles on the train.

10. I got up in the middle of the night for the first time to eat instant noodles because I couldn't sleep. I thought of some unhappy things, and the more I think about it, the worse it gets.

1 1. What is miserable? I accidentally spilled an oil bag on my pants while eating instant noodles.

12. How difficult is it to get rid of a person's habits? Just like I want vinegar when I eat instant noodles.

13. I ate instant noodles at night and made myself two eggs, adding two pieces of cheese and a ham sausage. This is a sin.

14. I hope I won't get fat after eating instant noodles at night.

15. Eating instant noodles all the time will really make your face bigger. I am a circle older than you. Oh, no, two laps.

16. I can accompany you to eat instant noodles, rent a house and wear the cheapest clothes, but you have to remember that I am willing, not just for me!

17. Rich people's girlfriends are always so beautiful. These women, I guess, will always say that I like your people, not your money. Even if I eat instant noodles with you, I feel happy!

18. Eating instant noodles at night actually gives me a sense of happiness.

19. What instant noodles do you eat at night? It's not healthy at all I want to vomit when I smell it!

20. I don't like instant noodles now. Not only does it taste bad, but my stomach can't accept it. I want to throw up every time I eat.

Working overtime to eat instant noodles and send a circle of friends sentence 2 2 1. In the evening, the three of us sat on the sofa and discussed what to eat for dinner. My father urged us to cook. Me: I want to eat instant noodles. My dad: Instant noodles are preservatives and can't be eaten. Me: Dad, who wants to eat instant noodles with me? My dad: Yes.

22. Tie your hair, two laps are too loose, three laps are too tight, take a shower, freeze to death on the left, burn to death on the right, eat instant noodles, one bucket is too little, two buckets are too much, alas! Why is it so difficult to make do?

23. When you want to be melodramatic at night, hold back. Generally, you will have a midnight snack and tell your instant noodles, fried rice and mutton skewers what you want to say. When they hear too many of your secrets, eat them.

24. Eating instant noodles instead of sausages and braised eggs is the biggest compromise for me to lose weight.

25. When I was a child, I dreamed of eating instant noodles every day when I grew up. Hey, it really came true.

26. Eat instant noodles early tomorrow. I really want to eat instant noodles I must eat instant noodles tomorrow morning.

27. Why is eating instant noodles late at night more satisfying than barbecue hot pot?

28. It's childish to eat instant noodles to relieve hatred, but I went on.

29. Instant noodles have become my daily life now! There is also fragrant milk tea!

30. I can finally eat instant noodles at the old altar or cry with the taste of sauerkraut.

3 1. Why do Koreans like instant noodles so much? Eat every episode. I'm hungry after watching a TV series.

32. Aries people can keep pace with the times because they are independent and confident. Although the sheep's appearance is very weak, Aries's heart is extremely strong. No one to accompany them to dinner, you can fill your stomach with instant noodles, which is simple and quick. Even without love, they can fill their lives with work.

Let's eat instant noodles together, but I'll never miss you again after one bite.

34. There are still many people who like instant noodles. I used to eat instant noodles because it was fast and cheap. Now eating instant noodles has become a memory.

35. You are instant noodles, I am water, and I want to soak you.

I don't like this feeling at all. I don't know if I'm hungry because of my headache and dizziness. I am listless every day. My sister's instant noodles are really bad. Makes me look like a normal person. I don't think eating every day is a kind of pain.

37. I want to eat instant noodles every time I watch Korean dramas. However, I feel sick every time I eat them.

38. The frequency of eating instant noodles is too high recently, and I feel like vomiting.

39. When I came back from work for the first time, I was too tired to move. I ate two bananas. I'm full and don't want to go down. I have the idea of eating instant noodles. It seems that I am really tired recently!

40. The highest level of eating instant noodles is to look at China on the tip of your tongue while eating instant noodles.

Talking about friends who eat instant noodles overtime (40 highlights)

Chat with friends who eat instant noodles after working overtime (I) 1. Eating this taste is a little nostalgic for living in a dormitory and making instant noodles. Hungry at night, there is a delicious time to make instant noodles.

I used to like instant noodles, but recently I ate too much and my mouth was blistered. That's really enough.

I worked hard all day today, but I didn't cook anything to eat. I was hungry at night and ate instant noodles.

4. Someone said defiantly before, what should I do if I work overtime on a business trip ~ I want to say that I have almost no exception ~ I also met this point when eating instant noodles today ~

5. I can finally eat instant noodles, but I still cry with sauerkraut.

Titanic told me that I would rather eat instant noodles at home than spend that spare money on romance and cruises.

7. I hate instant noodles ~

8. We agreed to save enough money to eat buffet. Forget it. Continue to eat instant noodles and rice porridge tomorrow.

9. When I go back to the dormitory every day, I am so hungry that I have to struggle for a while. If I can't stand hunger, I start eating instant noodles. Today is tomato noodles. That's really enough. If I finish eating, I can't fucking hold on.

10. I hope I won't get fat after eating instant noodles at night.

1 1. What is a perfect match? Jiaozi and vinegar fried chicken and beer, coffee and milk, movies and popcorn, instant noodles and ham. Handsome guys and handsome guys have always been together like this.

12. Three steps to eat instant noodles 1. Instant noodles II. Open the bowl cover 3 after three minutes. Pick up the cat that stole food!

13. I brushed my teeth in bed and my mobile phone. As a result, the more you brush, the hungrier you get. I got up and ate instant noodles. I can't eat any more.

14. I thought everything was ready, but it suddenly occurred to me that I should buy some packets of instant noodles and pickled mustard tuber, and try to eat instant noodles while typing.

15. I am very grateful to the little girl with a yellow hat. She gave me her seat on the train and let me sit down to eat instant noodles. There are too few such people in the whole train.

16. I finally understand why chickens love instant noodles so much. If I come ten cases at a time, it won't be enough.

17. Pack things at home on rest days until after two o'clock in the afternoon, and have instant noodles for lunch. Rest is really more tiring than work.

18. Today, I am very confused. Why is eating instant noodles on the train more delicious than in other places?

19. Eating a bowl of instant noodles at night is too guilty.

20. Now I want to eat instant noodles, mala Tang, skewers, barbecue, fish meal, snail powder, KFC and so on. There are ten thousand ants crawling in my heart.

I don't know if it was because I ate instant noodles last night or because I had a messy dream and didn't sleep well at night. I almost fell down after getting up in the morning, and now I have been dizzy.

22. When you are hungry, everyone around you is eating instant noodles, and you are really desperate.

23. My dad told me when he was eating instant noodles at night. Well, now I'm eating instant noodles, too.

24. Eat instant noodles immediately after eating ice cream, which is spicy. Do you have diarrhea? Waiting on the line is urgent, and the instant noodles are getting cold.

25. I can eat instant noodles with you and walk in the rain. Even if there is no bread in life, I still have a heart that loves you, but if you get it at all costs, you don't deserve love.

26. I ate instant noodles in class today, and suddenly I heard "It smells so good, I can't think ..."

27. I'm really crazy, too. I ate a bag of instant noodles and drank a cup of fragrant red bean milk tea in the evening.

28. I hope that people who accompany you for candlelight dinner will also accompany you to eat instant noodles.

29. I ate instant noodles at night and gave myself two eggs, added two pieces of cheese and a ham sausage, and did evil.

30. Eating instant noodles when you are hungry at night will really double your happiness! I like to eat instant noodles at night!

3 1. I'm eating a bowl of instant noodles. I think only rich people in junior high school can eat instant noodles. It's funny.

32. Why do I want to eat instant noodles at this time! My stomach turned upside down, and it was miserable.

33. You can't eat takeout. It's not safe. I don't want to eat in the canteen. Unsanitary. It is safest to eat instant noodles at this stage. I ate instant noodles for the second time this semester and got it from boss Zhou.

34. Why do Koreans like instant noodles so much? Eat every episode. I'm hungry after watching a TV series.

35. Happiness is the realization of every tiny life wish. For example, when eating instant noodles, there is always someone you like to accompany you.

36. I suddenly smelled instant noodles. Roommates eat instant noodles and drink coke in the middle of the night. Why don't they gain weight?

37. The first time I got up in the middle of the night to eat instant noodles, I couldn't sleep because I thought of some unhappy things. The more I think about it, the more uncomfortable it becomes.

38. If you are hungry at night, eat a bucket of instant noodles. Come up with some achievements at the end of the year, and you will have a headache if you don't wake up during the day.

39. Always have a luxurious lunch once or twice a month. It's really hard to eat instant noodles without mustard tuber every day.

40. Movies and popcorn, mutton kebabs and cold beer, instant noodles and sausages, jiaozi and vinegar, I will accompany you. .

Humorous sentences about killing friends by eating instant noodles late at night (40)

The circle of friends who eat instant noodles late at night (I) 1. Wait until two o'clock to transfer to Lianjiang. Eating instant noodles at McDonald's in the moving station, I feel that the waiter is going to kill us. hahaha. When the customers next to us saw our instant noodles, they were itching to buy them.

2. When you are old, eating hot pot will cause stomachache, eating instant noodles will cause swollen gums, and eating baked gluten will cause stomachache.

I was awakened by the smell of my roommate eating instant noodles. Help, I'm really hungry. I have nothing to eat.

The first time I got up in the middle of the night to eat instant noodles, because I couldn't sleep, I thought of some unhappy things, and the more I thought about it, the worse I felt.

I hate people who show their love. They bullied me into sleeping alone in the dormitory. No one asked me to eat when I woke up, so I had to keep eating instant noodles and vomiting.

6. Is it because of the recent summer? I often have a bad stomach. What should I do? I will eat instant noodles every day.

7. I used to like instant noodles, but recently I have eaten too much and my mouth is blistered. That's really enough.

8. I can eat instant noodles with you and walk in the rain. Even if there is no bread in life, I still have a heart that loves you, but if you get it at all costs, you don't deserve love anymore.

I have almost forgotten what rice tastes like. The eighth day of eating instant noodles ~

10. I want to eat instant noodles tomorrow I really want to eat instant noodles I must eat instant noodles tomorrow.

1 1. I was so hungry in the middle of the night that I was ready to eat instant noodles, and the soup spilled all over the bed. I not only have to wash the sheets in the middle of the night, but also blow dry the mattress.

12. Add two ham sausages to the noodles with Chinese sauerkraut in Laotan. It will be perfect in two minutes. I really like instant noodles.

13. It pains me to think that I can't go home this weekend and I can only order takeout to eat instant noodles every day.

14. Why don't I eat Dove, eat instant noodles, eat large pieces of beef and brown wheat?

15. Don't lose the person who is full of you, the person who eats instant noodles with you and suffers together.

16. Advise everyone to have dinner in the evening. Don't wait until midnight to get hungry, and then start to regret after eating a big bowl of instant noodles.

17. Eating instant noodles alone in the dormitory. Finally, I stopped studying at night. The life of a single dog is really hard.

18. Eating a bowl of instant noodles at night is too guilty.

19. If you are instant noodles, can I be boiled water?

20. When you are poor, you will eat eight flavors even if you eat instant noodles, and you will not repeat it every day.

Friends circle poisoned by eating instant noodles late at night (2)1. I played with instant noodles all night yesterday, and I just came to the hospital today. I'm still checking the express delivery status on the way ~ ~ ~ single dog Quanzhong!

22. The side effect of eating instant noodles at night is that your stomach growls.

23. It's childish to eat instant noodles to relieve hatred, but I went on.

24. Eating instant noodles in an air-conditioned room seems to be unable to disperse the flavor. I lost badly, but Hiro was really delicious. I ate bedding noodles this time.

25. Be sure to have a good sleep tonight. No instant noodles, no cell phones. See you tomorrow.

26. When I met my old classmates, everyone pretended to smile and said polite words, and I would never stay up late reading and eating instant noodles in the dormitory as before.

27. Rich people's girlfriends are always so beautiful. I guess these women will always say that I like your people, not your money, and I feel happy even if I eat instant noodles with you!

I haven't eaten instant noodles for a long time. I ate a pack today and felt sick and tired in my throat.

29. I am often forced to eat instant noodles at noon because I can't eat. Ah, I want to eat a big meal!

30. On the solstice of winter, a person plays computer and eats instant noodles.

3 1. I want to go back to eat instant noodles after drinking wine. Eating instant noodles is also a means.

32. There was a power failure last night. I ate my dream candlelight dinner with two candles and a bucket of instant noodles.

33. If you have no money to eat instant noodles, or feel sad but no one to share, you just need to remember to get through it.

34. I don't know if it was because I ate instant noodles last night or because I had a messy dream at night and didn't sleep well. I almost fainted when I got up this morning, and I have been dizzy now.

35. Always have a luxurious lunch once or twice a month. It's really hard to eat instant noodles without mustard tuber every day.

36. once again . I don't eat instant noodles, okay? I will eat dog food.

37. It's another time to get up with courage. I have no time to eat in the morning, so I can only eat instant noodles every day. I really admire myself for living enough.

38. I hope that people who accompany you for candlelight dinner will also accompany you to eat instant noodles.

39. My roommate eats instant noodles, and I eat porridge, cakes, eggs and pears. I am so healthy (hypnotized by myself).

40. Even if a person eats instant noodles at home, he should eat with a sense of ceremony and delicacy.

Working overtime, eating instant noodles and seeing friends off (30 sentences)

I can't eat takeout, it's not safe, and I don't want to eat it in the cafeteria. Unsanitary. It is safest to eat instant noodles at this stage. I ate instant noodles for the second time this semester and got it from boss Zhou.

Xiao Chen finally realized his childhood dream: eating instant noodles three times a day.

3. Now I want to eat instant noodles, mala Tang, skewers, barbecue, fish meal, snail powder, KFC and so on. There are ten thousand ants crawling in my heart.

4. I ate a small bucket of instant noodles when I was hungry at night, and then I ate Jianweixiaoshi tablets after eating it.

5. When you are old, eating hot pot will cause stomachache, eating instant noodles will cause swollen gums, and eating baked gluten will cause stomachache.

6. Roommates eat instant noodles, and I eat porridge, cakes, eggs and pears. I am so healthy (hypnotized by myself).

7. I'm here to curse all the people who are not good to me. I will eat instant noodles without seasoning all my life. ...

8. Tidy things up at home on the rest day, and clean them up until 2 o'clock in the afternoon. Make instant noodles for lunch. Rest is really more tiring than work.

9. Be sure to have a good sleep tonight. Don't eat instant noodles and play mobile phone. See you tomorrow.

10. Being with you is good everywhere, whether in the village or eating instant noodles, it is happiness.

1 1. There are still many people who like instant noodles. I used to eat instant noodles because it was fast and cheap. Now eating instant noodles has become a memory.

12. Do you think eating instant noodles at night will make the noodles more fragrant and make you feel more beautiful?

13. I was hungry last night and threw up after eating this instant noodle. I'm still considering whether to eat today.

14. I hate noodles ~

15. Eat instant noodles while adding red dates for health, and died after 90.

Working overtime to eat instant noodles and make friends circle (Chapter II) 16. When I am poor, even if I eat instant noodles, I will eat eight flavors and will not repeat the sample every day.

17. Aries people can keep pace with the times because they are independent and confident. Although the sheep's appearance is very weak, Aries's heart is extremely strong. No one to accompany them to dinner, you can fill your stomach with instant noodles, which is simple and quick. Even without love, they can fill their lives with work.

18. Eating instant noodles when you are hungry at night will really double your happiness! I like to eat instant noodles at night!

19. A bunch of people go to pick up girls with high profile, while I go to make noodles with low profile.

Titanic told me that I would rather eat instant noodles at home than spend that spare money on romance and cruises.

2 1. Three steps to eat instant noodles 1. Instant noodles II. Open the bowl cover 3 after three minutes. Pick up the cat that stole food!

22. I was so hungry at midnight that I was ready to eat instant noodles, and the soup spilled all over the bed. I not only have to wash the sheets in the middle of the night, but also blow dry the mattress.

23. What is loneliness? It's not that a person eats instant noodles in a convenience store late at night, that no one likes your circle of friends, and that no one has been single. Loneliness is what you say that no one can understand. So, you stopped talking.

24. The first time I took the green leather train, everyone on the train was eating instant noodles and crying. I ordered dry fried beef river, which is more delicious than box lunch.

I like to eat instant noodles in the middle of the night. It's delicious. I used to eat instant noodles in my last life.

26. Some people just judge a star according to online rumors, but forget that these articles were written by some people lying down eating instant noodles.

27. Eating instant noodles all the time will really make your face bigger. I am a circle older than you. Oh, no, two laps.

28. Eat instant noodles immediately after eating ice cream, which is spicy. Do you have diarrhea? Waiting on the line is urgent, and the instant noodles are getting cold.

29. Happiness is the realization of every tiny life wish. For example, when eating instant noodles, there is always someone you like to accompany you.

30. Don't lose the person who is full of you, the person who eats instant noodles with you and suffers together.