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Classic lines of soldier assault

Classic lines from Soldier Assault

"Soldier Assault" takes military action and youth inspiration as its themes and tells the story of the growth process of Xu Sanduo, an ordinary soldier born in a rural area. He never abandons or gives up. Eventually became a great scout.

Collection of classic lines from "Soldier Assault"

Sanduo's famous saying: "To live well, to live well is to do meaningful things, to do meaningful things" The only thing is to live well?!!!!

Gan Xiaoning: Do you know how the bear died?

Xu Sanduo: How did it die?

Gan Xiaoning: So stupid!

Xu Sanduo: Why are you so stupid?

Xu Sanduo: Deputy monitor, am I stupid?

Wu Liuyi: Really? I don't know. I've seen stupid people, but I've never seen anyone like you!

Company Commander: Xu Sanduo, when only you and me are left in the company, you will be my hell!

Company Commander Commander: That soldier! What are you mumbling there?

Xu Sanduo: I'm going to recite what you said

Company Commander: Ouch, can you recite it?

< p>Xu Sanduo started to recite it fluently

Company Commander: Do you know what it means

Xu Sanduo: I don’t know the report

Company Commander: Then why are you memorizing it

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Xu Sanduo: Write a letter to my father

Company Commander: Shi Jin, each person in your class copies the confidentiality rules 3 times tonight!

Company Commander: Write to me Five thousand words review.

Instructor: The company commander is very good to you, do you know?

Xu Sanduo: I know.

Instructor: OK, tell me.

Xu Sanduo: Exercise your writing skills.

Instructor: Lao Ma, this is a glorious and arduous task!

Lao Ma: It’s so glorious but so arduous!

Lao Qi’s comment Xu Sanduo: He is obviously a great person, but he is born like a bear.

Company Commander: Pull him out and kill him!!!

Qi Huan: Is Xu Sanduo having a nightmare?

Xu Sanduo looked frightened

Qi Huan: I dare to sleep in a graveyard by myself. Looking at your expression, I want to find someone to give me courage.

Xu Sanduo: Yes

Qi Huan: Voice So small! Are the mosquitoes your relatives?

Xu Sanduo: Yes!!!!!

Yuan Lang: Actually, don’t think that I’m doing this to you on purpose now...

Xu Sanduo whispered: I know, I know you are not that kind of person...

Yuan Lang shouted: Five points deducted! Trying to get close to the instructor in the queue! < /p>

Qi Huan puts on sunglasses for Xu Sanduo: Look at the black super.

Xu Sanduo: Like a fly.

Wu Zhe: My heartbeat is 180 when I, a major, buy a bag of biscuits. Is it easy for me?

Wu Zhe distributed cookies to everyone, and Xu Sanduo said: I will give you money tomorrow.

Wu Zhe: 27, get out, 41, you’re welcome, 42, I want to kick your ass !

Gao Cheng: ?I can drink 1 catty, but I can drink 2 catties with you. ?

Yuan Lang: ?I can only drink 2 taels, but I will risk my life if I drink with you.

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Qi Huan: Peel you rotten pumpkins! The harder I peel you, the more funds we will have!

Xu Sanduo: What are your plans for tomorrow? < /p>

Qi Huan: Save the earth! Are you going! (Viciously)

Xu Sanduo looked serious: You tell them to live well, the dreams ahead are waiting for them

Yuan Lang: 10 points deducted! The reason is too naive!

Drug dealer: I want to become a gust of wind, no one can catch me

Xu Sanduo: Before you change, you Give me that

Wu Liuyi (angry): You are not allowed to speak your hometown dialect in front of me from now on, do you hear me?

Xu Sanduo (joyful): Medium

< p> Wu Liuyi:...

Xu Sanduo caught the company commander and stuffed something into his mouth

Company Commander: Don’t be immobile, give artificial respiration when you come up. Whoever caught him Mine?

Everyone said: Xu Sanduo.

Company Commander: The boat capsized in the gutter.

After the seventh company was disbanded, the fifth company came to collect supplies:

-------Lao Qi! Lao Qi!

 ----- --Cremated!!! . . .

 -------Old Seven! Old Seven!

 -------Scavengers! Vultures!! Maggots!!!

< p>Xu Sanduo: Company commander, company commander, company commander, it’s time to eat.

Lao Qi: The cooking team has been disbanded. How about eating the pot lid?

Xu Sanduo: Let’s go to the Sixth Company to join forces

Lao Qi: Eat less Are you going to die?

Gao Cheng said to himself: I am just a monkey, jumping around in front of the sun every day, thinking that I am making progress every day.

What did you say? A certain son of a certain military commander and a certain monkey?

Li Meng introduced the name of Lu to the instructor, and finally said that the one in the middle was Li Menglu.

The instructor said: "Li Menglu and Marilyn Monroe

Director Zhang went to the Red Class 3 and 5 to interview Xu Sanduo.

When he saw the beautiful scenery, he cursed: How can I get a Japanese Digital is broken. Japan is digital.

Xu Sanduo: You are the person who has helped me the most in my life. I remember this.

Yuan Lang: What a lifetime, how old are you? I’m so sad

Xu Sanduo: So I can’t help but say it when you’re wrong

Yuan Lang: Why are you so anxious?

When Xu Sanduo begged Yuan Lang for Chengcai, he said that he liked Lao A very much, so he returned there.

Yuan Lang looked at him and said seriously: "Thank you for your patronage. Thank you for coming."

Yuan Lang (Crashing and screaming): Xu Sanduo! Don’t let me see you again today!

Xu Sanduo (opening the door and revealing his head): Captain! There will be another meeting tonight!

Yuan Lang (sweating) , depressed):?.See you that night!...?

Wu Zhe:?On the Internet, if I A you, I am lying to you, asking for A to the enemy,? Then he looked at Yuan Lang:?Of course, You treat us better

Wu Zhe: Comrades, there are so many wives and concubines! I am the happiest man in the world! Xu Sanduo! My flowers are blooming!

You are all here I've been wilting in bed for three days. Are you going to be in confinement?

Wu Zhe: These are anti-fashion clothes. If I don't wear them, I will fall behind and become fashionable!

Qi Huan: Look at how you've trained us, I really want to be reincarnated again.

Wu Zhe: Reincarnation, will your family accept Sanduo?

Sanduo: Our family, ah, us. There are no more places. Otherwise, there will be one when my brother gets married or when I have children.

Bai Tiepi stood up: Enemies, I am here. Come on one of you, I'll kill one, come on two, I'll kill two of them. Before he could say a word, the other party shot him to death.

Liuyi, Xiaoning and others burst into laughter.

Prairie Class 5, watching TV.

Xue Lin: Tonight we will continue to play the classic play "The Big Wave".

Li Meng: Hey, the sand tonight seems to be whiter than yesterday.

Yuan Lang came to the group to recruit people to go to Lao A

After he explained the rules of the game, Captain Wang said:

Let me give you a suggestion. You might as well Call all my soldiers, tie them up, grab a machine gun, shoot them, and take them away alive.