What did your child say that made you unable to resist? Your husband has found another girlfriend and doesn’t want you anymore

We conducted a topic survey: What words did your children say that made you unable to resist?

Let’s take a look at what netizens said:

@李花白的白

When my son was a child, I once had a quarrel with his father, and then I was very angry and said to him, how about we call the police and ask the police to arrest your father? The son was silent for a while and said: Forget it, we are all one family [face covering]

@甄宓小Fat

My son has been 17 months since he was born. I brought them all. It rained yesterday. His grandparents are not at work and are at home. I asked his grandfather to take him. I went to the county mall to buy eggs. I usually take him with me when I go to the mall. Take him with you wherever you go. I didn't take him with me because of the bad weather yesterday. I went there around four o'clock in the afternoon. It's seven o'clock when I get back. His grandfather fed him well. Went to the inner room to watch TV. I'll have dinner in the main room when I get back. My son heard a noise. He didn't see me sitting inside eating. When he came out, he leaned against the door frame and looked outside quietly. Because it's getting dark. He just leaned on the door frame quietly and looked out. I couldn't help but call him Haohao... He quickly turned around and looked at me. As soon as he saw me, he quickly ran to me and let me hug him. I picked him up. He hugged my neck tightly and refused to let go. His grandma wanted to hold him. Let me eat. My son just hugged me and refused to let go. My son is the closest to me.

@明

When my son was three or four years old, my husband went to work out of town. I called my husband and he didn’t answer. I told my son, why didn’t your father answer? Where's the phone? My son says, yo! Your husband has found another girlfriend and doesn’t want you! [I want to be quiet] [I want to be quiet] I said to him, if your father doesn’t want you, you won’t want me. [Crying] He also said, mom, don’t be afraid, your husband doesn’t want you, I want you!

@ Rest your life for yourself

The child came back last night and said that his mother and teacher said that two children have not paid their tuition fees and they must pay them tomorrow. They are very aggrieved. In fact, I know it very well, but... this morning I clearly saw that my child had already carried his schoolbag to make up for extra lessons, and then he came back specifically, Mom, you must pay today! It makes me feel so uncomfortable. I don’t know what their teacher said to make the child so uneasy. Last night, he punched me and woke me up. I’m sorry, baby, my mother will work hard to make money. [Crying] [Crying] [Crying] ]

@大woo

When my son was more than three years old, he went to the mall with his mother and saw a red bag. He told his mother that this bag matches you well, so I will buy it for you. . Then he walked up to the salesperson, and the salesperson said, "Baby, do you have money... I do." Then the baby took out the one-yuan coin for the rocking car. The salesperson smiled and said, honey, you don’t have enough money, and my child said confidently that it’s impossible [laughing and crying]

@久久

There is a child in our class who is very popular, but also naughty. There is a peach tree in our kindergarten, and there is a climbing frame next to the peach tree. That day, the little guy went up to the climbing frame and picked two peaches (the peaches were not yet ripe). I saw it, so I turned to him and asked him why. Pick two peaches! This guy said aggrievedly, "Because the other peaches have grown too far away, I can't pick too many." [cover face][cover face][cover face] burst into laughter instantly

@同乐

My niece’s son, Xiao Shitou, lived in my house for several months. Toys are always thrown all over the floor, but he refuses to pick them up when asked. I deliberately asked my puppy "Lulu" to eat the stone toys. As a result, while picking up the toys, he cried and said that my aunt is bad and won't sleep with you at night. When it was time to play, his uncle teased him and asked him to sleep with him, and he directly He came over and kissed me on the face, and said she was my aunt, a good aunt, and gave me all kinds of compliments. She was only three years old at the time.

@小草 in the ground

There is a baby who can talk after more than two weeks. What’s wrong with your child if he doesn’t drink Mengpo soup?

@风之 Cliff

I remember reading this. of one.

The family gathered around the child and asked what he wanted to do when he grew up. The child thought for a while and said he wanted to be a doctor. At this time, the parents said that being a doctor would be good, with high salary and respect. The child's father asked, why do you want to be a doctor? The child replied, can’t doctors save lives and heal the wounded? It's really educational.

@天道狠狠的

I said: You know how to eat delicious food and do nothing, so give you and your brother away! Daughter: You have two babies and others envy you! Me: [covering face] There was a bug on the ground that my niece killed. Me: A bug is also a living thing, why do you want to kill it... Niece: Because it makes me feel scared [picking my nose] Me: [Petrified]

@OhNi

My son is very attached to me and wants to sleep with me at night. My husband teases him and says, this is my wife. Don’t always take her from me. What will you do if you get a wife in the future? My son said that I still sleep with my mother. Husband I also asked who your wife is sleeping with. My son did not follow the routine and said, "My wife sleeps with my grandma." If he agrees, he will say how did you become a mother? I said I don’t know how to be a mother, and he said, then why did you give birth to a son? Waiting for the flowers to bloom

I remembered that when my daughter was in kindergarten, I had a fight with her father. After that, I took her back to my grandma’s house. My daughter said to me on the way: Mom, if you are good to others, others will be good to you! I was instantly surprised, why what such a child said was so reasonable!

@ Bath了狠了

It’s not cute at all. I remember my brother was playing with sand once when he was a child. He piled it up and trampled it flat. I stood by and watched him play for half an hour. , I really couldn’t watch it anymore, so I asked him, “Aren’t you bored?” My brother said to me without even raising his head: Many things are boring, but you can’t stop doing them just because they are boring. At that moment, I felt like I saw a wise man

@清热解toxic

My husband doesn’t like to take a bath, so I always talk to him about taking a bath every night. One night, my one-year-old and five-month-old daughter said to his father: Dirty daddy, you’re laughing so hard at me, and then pointed at his moustache. Zhaji murmured a lot, and his father was embarrassed. I asked the baby, what are you talking about, and his father said, your daughter asked me to shave, haha, as expected, he teaches by words and deeds, and has a goddamn demeanor! Just as I was laughing, my daughter walked up to his dad, held his face in his hands, and kissed him. Such a sultry technique made his dad’s heart melt.

@我要好

My son is over two years old and doesn’t like to eat. Every time I eat, I eat first, so I tell him with a straight face: Baby, sit here, mommy will take care of you after you have eaten! As a result, I was very full that day. When my son asked me to eat, I didn’t want to eat. He pushed me down on a stool in front of the whole family and said, “Mom, sit here. I’ll take care of you when I’m full!”

Today’s topic: What words did your child say that made you unable to resist?