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Choose humorous sentences

We can not only imagine that the grapes we can't pick are sour, but also imagine that they are particularly sweet.

1, when we picked the harvest fruit, you left yourself white hair with chalk dust on your temples. Salute to you, dear teacher!

In February and March, strawberries went on sale. Strawberry is shaped like a chicken heart, with a rough surface and many small protrusions. Each protrusion has thorns, but the thorns don't hurt people. Strawberry also has a green hat made up of several leaves on its head.

A tree is like a cherry blossom, a bite is better than a fresh peach.

4. Ancient cherries are delicious and difficult to grow. There are Changping cherries waiting for you to pick today.

5. The girl is slim and graceful, stepping lightly on the branches in high places, picking loquat on the top of the tree, like a swallow and a floating cloud.