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Eat more than half of durian at a time and make friends.
2. Some people say: Great, durian is eaten every day. I said: I don't eat durian every day, but I eat durian every day
How long has it been since I ate durian? It is really delicious.
4. Eat half a durian, full of blood!
5. Say that the person who bought you durian loves you the most, because … "Durian" is your life and "Lotus" is yours.
6. I ate durian at noon, snored or durian at night, so happy!
7. I am so happy. The durian bought by my roommate is too fragrant. I haven't eaten durian for a long time, and there are shrimp slides brought back by my roommate Taitung. I want to go home, so I have to eat durian when I go home.
8. I cried when I wanted to eat durian cake but couldn't eat it.
9. Whether you like durian or not, please be a durian, don't please everyone, be yourself.
10. It's really super delicious durian Melaleuca, which melts in the mouth and tastes great. Do you like durian Melaleuca as much as I do?
1 1. It's durian season again. Take your time.
12. Durian pulp contains a variety of vitamins, rich in nutrition and unique in flavor, and is known as the king of fruits.
13. I love strawberries, but I don't like strawberry-flavored things or durian, but I can eat durian Melaleuca. I'm really a freak.
14. If I can travel through rebirth, there must be a durian in front of my house.
15. A person who never eats durian wants to try durian today. Bless me.
16. Big Brother likes durian and jackfruit, but the sugar is high. The main goal this year is to help lose weight and help digestion. You still have to cook by yourself, or you have to hold back looking for me.
17. I ate more than 100 pieces of durian, and now my voice is very confused.
18. It's nice to hide in the house and eat durian in rainy days.
19. Today's happiness is to change the new wallpaper, eat pizza, visit the supermarket with my parents, open the durian blind box and eat delicious durian. Tomorrow and the day after tomorrow are my rest days. I want to be so happy every day.
20. Eat more than half a durian and you will be reborn!
Eat more than half durian at a time. Durian pulp contains starch, sugar, protein and various vitamins, and is nutritious. Therefore, the reputation of "the king of fruits" is well deserved.
22. Help ... Why does durian stink when it's dry? I was forced to eat a durian just now, and now I have been retching, which is too uncomfortable.
23. I ate seven or eight pounds of durian at a meal. The whole person is refreshed.
24. The fart child and his mother ate durian pizza, spaghetti, egg-wrapped rice and fried rice cakes for the first time, and the result was ... bad reviews.
25. After eating durian, I feel that the whole world belongs to me.
26. I eat durian twice a week. I can't afford it if I eat like this every week.
27. A worldwide problem If you are hungry, would you choose durian or stinky tofu?
28. I like to eat durian cake, durian pizza and snail powder. I admit that I am a man of heavy taste.
29. Watching cartoons, eating durian cakes and even burping are durian. Today is also the day to eat ice cream.
30. I bought durian crisp today. I like durian very much, but durian crisp really stinks me.
3 1. After eating stinky tofu and eating durian, it smells like burping now ... it's amazing.
32. I thought I would eat snail powder if I liked durian very much, until I found out I was wrong just now.
33. I love durian pizza so much that I feel like a durian in my last life.
34. eating durian is super happy ~ how can it be so easy to satisfy?
35. I came to buy durian again. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I didn't like durian before. It seems that I haven't met the right one yet.
36. I want to eat durian and pizza Who invented durian pizza? It shouldn't be perfect.
37. I am so sad that I just want to eat durian.
38. I suddenly wanted to eat durian, so I simply ordered takeout. After eating, I just feel fragrant in my mouth.
39. I am addicted to durian recently and don't want to stop eating strawberries.
40. Although I am a little poor recently, I still start with my favorite durian. Just live well every day. Who loves durian as much as I do?
Forty sentences about the mood of eating durian for the first time
The mood of eating durian for the first time (Part I) 1. When my husband is not at home, he can eat snacks, durian and watch small fresh meat variety without scruple.
There is nothing in the world that durian can't solve. If one piece is not enough, take the whole piece. Life is like durian. The better you cross, the sweeter you eat.
3. Open my durian in the sun. As a durian, how can I live up to such a beautiful figure?
It's a pity to know that some people around you don't like durian and don't eat durian thousand layers. It was so delicious that they all refused to taste it. It seems that we can only eat more.
I don't like durian, but I like dried durian, durian crisp, durian pizza and durian dumplings, which are all durian products anyway.
6. Durian is as big as a small washbasin. Its shell is khaki, hard and thick, and its body is covered with hard thorns, just like a little hedgehog.
7. Eat durian in the afternoon, burp at night or smell durian, so happy!
8. I ate durian at noon, snored or durian at night, so happy!
9. Durian stinks, but its pulp is delicious. Otherwise, how can you be called the king of fruit? The flesh of durian is sweet and delicious. Add another bite, and the pure and mellow taste will be directly integrated into your heart, making your heart sweet.
10. I ate durian and thought it was mine.
1 1. After all, to grow up alone, you have to learn to do many things. Eat something sweet and everything will be happy.
12. Eating durian in the morning makes me uncomfortable.
13. After eating KFC all day, I ate a lot of durian in the evening, which was super satisfying.
14. Anyone who dares to eat durian on the bus can only be thick-skinned.
15. Everything looks delicious. I'm starving. I really want to eat snail powder durian pizza.
16. I ate durian twice a week. If I eat like that every week, I can't keep it alive.
17. In good condition, I ate durian ice cream and bought a time recorder.
18. Durian pulp contains a variety of vitamins, rich in nutrition and unique in flavor, and is known as the king of fruits.
19. Help ... Why is durian still so smelly after it's dried? I was forced to eat a durian just now, and now I have been retching, which is too uncomfortable.
20. Follow the trend, and I will arrange it as long as I want. Life is like durian. The better you cross, the sweeter you eat.
The sentence of the mood of eating durian for the first time (chapter 2) 2 1.iPhone hits the top of your head, so. You will find everything in the sky and underground very attractive. What should I do if durian falls?
22. I like durian, but I don't like granny durian cake.
23. I really want to eat durian durian pizza durian cake durian Melaleuca It's hard to see the refrigerator gradually empty.
24. I don't have any friends who like durian. I can only enjoy it alone My friend is really unlucky!
25. I like eating durian very much recently. Brother Dong has a face of vomiting every time he watches me eat. I really don't like these foods.
26. secretly eating durian with watermelon to reduce fire seems to say that you can't eat it, embarrassed.
27. Open the shell of durian, and you can see Huang Chengcheng, golden flesh. The pulp is big and small, hiding in a corner, irrelevant, neat, as if someone is directing. I caught one and took a bite. It was soft and sweet. I put it in my mouth and it melted in a moment. It's really like cotton candy, which makes people love it more and more!
28. I was a durian in my last life.
29. I saved my card in Maoshanwang for more than two years, and spent more than half of it tonight, for fear that the store would close. It's the first time to eat durian Melaleuca cake, and it tastes good.
30. The taste of frozen durian is so surprising that it is simply the gospel of durian lovers.
3 1. It's not necessarily bad to live as a durian. The appearance is prickly, the heart is sweet, the smell is smelly, and it tastes sweet. I find it difficult to get along with, but in fact, I am crazy inside, and only those who know the goods are rare.
32. The apple hit Newton on the head, so. The conclusion is that everything is attractive. What should I do if durian falls?
I fell in love with eating durian when I was trying to lose weight.
34. Never eating durian to falling in love with durian is really just a moment! When the cherry caught fire, I couldn't help eating a durian. If it weren't for the fire, I would definitely buy two boxes.
35. This year, I will go to Thailand to eat durian, ride an elephant and hold a shemale, one in each hand.
36. She likes everything about cheese, durian, all kinds of bread and sticky things.
37. It's so pleasant to hide indoors and eat durian on rainy days.
38. How pitiful it is not to eat durian. You can only stand in front of a pile of durians and smell them when you go to the supermarket. Similarly, mango and pineapple hide in the corner to eat durian or are found by dead dogs.
39. I want to eat hot pot, barbecue, barbecue, snail powder and durian!
40. Those who love durian even love pizza.
Forty sentences in a circle of friends who are happy to eat durian
Life is like durian, some people think it stinks, others think there is no absolute right or wrong fragrance, just be happy.
2. I love durian pizza so much that I feel like a durian in my last life.
3. A cold in rainy days is more suitable for eating durian in bed.
4. Durian has a high nutritional value. Durian fruit is extremely rich in nutrition, high in sugar content, high in calories, rich in vitamins, and high in vitamin A, vitamin B and vitamin C. So people gave it the reputation of the king of fruits.
5. Save people ... Why is durian dry or smelly? I had to eat a dried durian for your kindness, but now I feel like vomiting. It's too uncomfortable.
6. I was a durian in my last life.
7. The person who buys durian for you must be the one who loves you the most.
8. I said: I want to eat durian, so I have durian. Life is like durian. The better, the sweeter #
9. It's a pity to know that some people around you don't like durian and don't eat durian thousand layers. It was so delicious that they all refused to taste it. It seems that we can only eat more.
10. A worldwide problem. If you are hungry, would you choose durian or stinky tofu?
1 1. I suddenly wanted to eat durian, so I simply ordered takeout. After eating, I just feel fragrant in my mouth.
12. I haven't eaten durian for a long time It is really delicious.
13. I ate durian twice a week. I can't afford it if I eat like this every week.
14. Want to eat cherry, durian, litchi, mangosteen and peach.
15. What a happy mood it is to eat whatever you want. Thin-bottomed pizza is my favorite, durian and avocado, prawns, double fight. Qingming jiaozi, paper wonton, tofu skin jiaozi.
16. It's true that my wife hasn't eaten durian pizza for too long! It's delicious. Take a bite from every tip.
17. I like to eat durian. As soon as I get home, she will buy me a durian to eat hahaha.
18. This is my favorite flavor. I like it.
19. Eating a durian feels like my little baby is moving in the stomach, probably another cute one who loves durian.
20. I didn't stop eating durian white after exercise. Needless to say, this durian is too hard to swallow! I haven't eaten cooked durian recently!
Happy durian circle of friends sentence (Part II) 2 1. I just silently tried to eat durian, and durian came.
22. You must find someone who loves durian in the future, or I'll have to eat durian secretly. It's so humbled.
23. Eating stinky tofu and durian now tastes like burping ... it's amazing.
24. I always feel that I said I would never eat durian again this year, but I started eating it again. It's so sweet and delicious.
25. Eating durian was rejected by her husband, saying how a beautiful girl likes something.
26. There is nothing in the world that durian can't solve. If one slice is not enough, take the whole slice. Life is like durian. The better you cross, the sweeter you eat.
27. I heard that durian kernel is ripe and can be eaten. It tastes like chestnuts. As a result, my brain was short-circuited, so I put durian kernels in the microwave for a few minutes. I'll go! The kitchen turned into a toilet in an instant!
28. I love durian so much that I feel like Elvis Presley in my last life.
29. Eat durian in the afternoon, burp or smell durian at night, so happy!
30. Durian smells delicious. It tastes like ice cream, slippery and cool.
3 1. What are the conditions for eating durian on the way to work in the morning! It's Versailles
32. I fell in love with eating durian when I was trying to lose weight.
Durian is as big as a small washbasin. Its shell is khaki, hard and thick, and its body is covered with hard thorns, just like a little hedgehog. Its internal structure is very strange. Open the shell, there is a small house inside, and there is a yellow pulp lying quietly inside. Every pulp has a burgundy core, and the pulp is delicious.
34. Eating durian three times a month is my biggest affirmation of this durian pizza.
35. I ate durian and thought it was mine.
I don't like jujube, but I like jujube paste very much. I don't like durian, but I like durian pizza. Weird
37. After eating durian for three days in a row, my mother asked me if I still need to weigh.
38. Never eating durian to falling in love with durian is really just a moment! When the cherry caught fire, I couldn't help eating a durian. If it weren't for the fire, I would definitely buy two boxes.
39. On the train, two little dolls ate durian opposite me. They kept swinging their feet, kicking me for a while and kicking me for a while. It's so rhythmic
40. I have no choice. I ate a durian candy with my classmates in class.
A collection of beautiful sentences about eating durian for the first time
A beautiful sentence about eating durian for the first time (I) 1. There are many scruples about the joy of the old mother eating durian at that moment. It is delicious. I love durian!
2. When durian is ripe, it naturally cracks a crack, peels off the skin and sends a bad smell into my nose. It tastes strange, like rotten feet and rotten duck eggs.
I ate a durian myself a few days ago, and then I got angry.
I hated it at first, but it was sweet later. There is a delicious taste called durian. People who love to eat praise it for its fragrance, while those who hate it complain that it stinks!
I haven't eaten durian for a long time, so I ate a durian cake to relieve my craving, which is thick and delicious.
6. I don't like durian, but I like dried durian, durian crisp, durian pizza and durian dumplings, which are all durian products anyway.
7. I cried when I wanted to eat durian cake but couldn't eat it.
8. Save people ... Why is durian dry or smelly? I had to eat a dried durian for your kindness, but now I feel like vomiting. It's too uncomfortable.
9. I used to get carsick, but now I don't get carsick. I used not to eat durian, but now I like it. People will change, I hope I can get better and better!
10. I came to buy durian again. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I didn't like durian before. It seems that I haven't met the right one yet.
1 1. I love durian so much that I felt like Elvis Presley in my last life.
12. Today's happiness is to change the new wallpaper, eat pizza, visit the supermarket with my parents, open the durian blind box and eat delicious durian. Tomorrow and the day after tomorrow are my rest days. I want to be so happy every day.
13. But I started eating again. It's so sweet and delicious.
14. A beautiful day begins with eating durian, which stinks all over the house ~
15. Whoever buys you durian must be the one who loves you the most.
16. Is it true that people who love coriander prefer durian?
17. The most wonderful thing in life is to wake up naturally, enjoy the tropical beauty and eat durian on the rattan chair on the balcony.
18. They all look delicious. I'm starving. I'm starving. I really want to eat snail powder durian pizza.
19. Today's happiness comes from half a meter of bread and a strong durian flavor.
20. I wanted to eat durian Melaleuca for the third time, but I was discouraged by the snow-white sun in Guangzhou. It's too hot. I was an Antarctic penguin in my last life, so I am afraid of the heat.
A beautiful sentence about eating durian for the first time (part two) 2 1. Life is like durian, some people think it stinks, some people think there is no absolute right or wrong fragrance, just be happy.
22. I didn't stop eating durian white after exercise. Needless to say, this durian is too hard to swallow! I haven't eaten cooked durian recently!
23. I want to eat hot pot, barbecue, barbecue, snail powder and durian!
24. Happiness is: I said I wanted to eat durian, and then I really received durian. I am not happy to have durian, but to be remembered and treated with care.
25. I ate durian and thought it was mine.
26. There is really no one to eat durian in the middle of the night.
27. My wife likes durian very much. Although my family doesn't like durian, it won't affect my enthusiasm at all.
28. Durian, it has no beautiful appearance, smooth skin and attractive taste. People avoid it when they see it. I have the same fate as it. I have no beautiful appearance, no clever mind, no lovely smile, only a mediocre life! Therefore, durian and I are good friends, because we are in the same boat!
29. I love durian pizza so much that I feel like a durian in my last life.
30. Durian has a high nutritional value. Durian fruit is extremely rich in nutrition, high in sugar content, high in calories, rich in vitamins, and high in vitamin A, vitamin B and vitamin C. So people gave it the reputation of the king of fruits.
3 1. I have all kinds of bad feelings after eating durian early in the morning.
32. I can't stand people who smoke and people who eat durian.
I don't know who is eating durian on the bus. It smells like durian. It's so strong that it's killing me.
I don't like jujube, but I like jujube paste very much. I don't like durian, but I like durian pizza. Weird
35. I don't have any friends who like durian. I can only enjoy it alone My friend is really unlucky!
36. A worldwide problem If you are hungry, would you choose durian or stinky tofu?
37. People who like durian never hide it. People who always like durian, people who don't like it, are not artificial, and they hate it when they smell it.
I think if Newton sat under the durian tree, our exam would be much easier.
39. After eating durian for three days in a row, my mother asked me if I still need to weigh.
40. How long has it been since I ate durian? It is really delicious.
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