Send a circle of friends, 82 funny sentences

First of all, it's hot, isn't it? It will be cold on Qixi Day.

Second, I'll hit you if I hit you. Do we have to choose a date?

Money is not a problem, but I have no money.

Fourth, you said cold, I said cold.

A man is a dog, whoever has the ability will take it away.

Sixth, the hero does not ask the source, but loves to find my speed.

7. If there is a holiday on Tanabata, I will bet 50 bottles of Wangzai.

I envy you knowing me at such a young age.

Nine, don't listen to things outside the window, just read e-books.

Ten, when ambition won the world, now I only quit for him.

I'm so cute that even mosquitoes want to kiss me.

12. People who love me will get rich, while those who don't love me will move bricks.

Thirteen, sleep in class, fight after class, and die in the exam.

Fourteen, the tortoise can beat the rabbit, but in fact it just goes its own way.

Fifteen, at the same age as flowers, they have grown into fleshy ones.

Sixteen, all kinds of hate for Monday, all kinds of nostalgia for Friday.

Seventeen, sometimes being fat is also a kind of beauty, at least I am fat but not greasy.

Eighteen, I was eaten by a dog in my dream, and then I lived like a dog.

Everything is a cloud, so I'm beginning to believe in donkeys now.

Twenty, since I used black toothpaste, my teeth are white and people are black.

Twenty-one, you love to ignore me today, and I will come to you tomorrow.

What is your vital capacity? You are so boastful.

Twenty-three, people say I'm fat, but I'm just thin.

24. Come with me. If I have food, you will get a bowl brush.

25. I'm so afraid of heights that I can't look down for money all my life.

Twenty-six, others have gone to the South Wall, and I must earn a lot of money to repair the South Wall.

27. Maturity is not that the heart grows old, but that the number of pretending is getting less and less.

Twenty-eight, now students are so rude that they don't even talk to me in class.

Twenty-nine, I have a heart for knowledge, but I have a failed life.

Skipping class is a person's happiness, and attending class is a group of people's loneliness.

Thirty-one, you really don't look down on fat people, and you are addicted to losing weight.

Hello: lend me your daughter for one year, and I'll pay you back next year.

33. I am really a playboy. I just left the summer vacation, thinking about the winter vacation.

Believe it or not, I slapped the wall and couldn't even pull it down.

To see the sun, although it is brilliant, it's a pity that I can't see it, because I like to sleep late.

I want to be your heart. If you annoy me, I won't jump.

I want to go to the movies with someone on Tanabata. Do you have any good people to recommend?

Don't use honey traps on me in the future, or I'll play along.

39. If I can forgive your vulgarity, can you forgive my hypocrisy?

Forty, we are all: sleeping in class, jumping after class, and dying in the exam.

Forty-one, flip a coin, head to the internet, tail to sleep, stand up for class.

Forty-two, don't make excuses for yourself, don't blame gravity for constipation.

Forty-three, I don't know why you laugh all day. You smile like a broken cloth shoe.

Forty-four, constantly missing, easy to live up to, unconsciously strange.

Forty-five, actually, I want to say that you are disgusting, but unfortunately there is no time to say it, because my sister threw up.

46. What did I say to make you cry? Please tell me, and I'll say it again.

47. Look under the bed when you are scared at night. Remember, you are not alone.

Try to get to know those people you hate, and you will find that the more you look at them, the more you hate them!

49. The saddest thing in the world is lack of sleep, especially when you have a cold.

50. I have lost a lot of blood, and you are black and blue in math equations.

Every time I watch you eat pork, I feel very sad. Ben was born from the same root. What's the hurry?

Fifty-two, thank you for taking away a man who is not worthy of Russian love. Xiao Si, thank you for your revenge for Russia.

53. The saddest thing is that your best friend likes your boyfriend and your boyfriend's buddy likes you!

Fifty-four, life will make you suffer for a while, and then let you suffer for a lifetime after you get used to it.

55. The two main reasons why I can't finish my homework are sitting next to me and holding a mobile phone in my hand.

56. I thought I liked good-looking people, but later I learned that only people I like are good-looking.

57. Conan didn't learn much reasoning and problem-solving skills, but he learned a lot of modus operandi.

Fifty-eight, some people are like this, they are maggots, and they think the whole world is a cesspit.

Fifty-nine, after cutting my hair, the barber asked me how I was. I was silent for a while and said to him, I am happy if you are happy.

Sixty, I passed a person countless times, and my clothes were all scratched and there was no spark.

Sixty-one, I struggle with three things every day: I can't sleep at night, I can't get up in the morning, and I regret sleeping too late last night.

Whenever I see someone pretending to be forced, I always bow my head silently. It's not that I have good quality, it's that I look for bricks.

63. The reason why you can see a woman's masculinity is because she doesn't like you at all.

64. Paying too much attention to other people's opinions will eventually lead to two outcomes: either you are exhausted or you let others die.

65. Find a friend, find a boyfriend, kiss and hold hands, and have a baby at night.

Sixty-six, when I have money, I will buy two lollipops, one for you to eat and the other for you to eat.

Finally, I know why my feet are always cold, because my legs are long and my blood supply is insufficient, commonly known as high cold.

Sixty-eight, I went to the examination room and collapsed. I cried when I saw the newspaper. I don't test anything I recite, and I can't test it.

Sixty-nine, God is fair, giving others happiness also makes you blind, for fear that you will feel uncomfortable.

70. I recently made a girlfriend, but I didn't expect her family, especially her husband, to disagree. What a cruel attack!

Seventy-one, don't call your children rabbits, because from a genetic point of view, this is not good for parents.

Seventy-two, don't envy friends who have more steps than you in the sports rankings. They may not have gone far, but their legs are short.

Playing with people who can play well is called playing, and playing with people who can't play well is like working overtime!

Seventy-four, the strength of science is that you can't understand the answers after copying, and the strength of liberal arts is that you don't want to copy them after reading the answers.

Seventy-five, sleeping in class, infatuating with handsome guys after class, chatting with girls in the dormitory, the days passed quickly.

I know I have a bad temper. If you can't bear it, you must reflect on yourself and why others can.

Seventy-seven, I am a good-tempered person, if one day someone steps on my bottom line. What would that be like? Then I'll lower the bottom line again.

Mermaids are fake, at least in the history of China, otherwise there will be cooking methods and taste effects handed down.

If you don't fall in love with me, please recommend me to people around you, in case you meet someone who is blind and has nothing to say to me.

Eighty, when I broke up with my ex, I was fine during the day, but I couldn't restrain my inner emotions at night, hiding under the quilt and secretly laughing.

You can accept that people who are better than you work harder than you. But if people who are better than you don't work harder than you, you will be lost. Why? Because you are stupid.

Eighty-two, my girlfriend and I introduced my buddy and her best friend together. Then we quarreled and broke up. My girlfriend defends her best friend, so I try my best to protect my buddy. Well, you guessed it, and now we have broken up.