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Usually we throw almost all our money, and mom is in the mood to talk when she receives it.

First, I suddenly remembered that when I was walking in the corridor two days ago, a student suddenly stopped me and asked me if I had lost my key. I searched it immediately and didn't lose it! Oh! Then I'll put it in the moral education office! As we all know, I lost my mobile phone key and wallet at school before, and the students found it?

Second, I dreamed that my wallet was lost and I was fired. It's been a tiring night, my mother. Get up and work.

I lost my wallet when I went shopping at home today. Unexpectedly, my aunt found something and returned it to me without saying it was complete. To thank her, I helped her with her business. To tell the truth, I don't care about the money in my wallet, only my ID card and bank card. Therefore, a small incarnation of society still has positive energy, and I want to praise her!

4. insomnia. I am bored to death. I lost my wallet last night and now I have no money. Who can lend me some money?

When I bought a ticket in the subway station today, a man stood behind me with his wife and a child who can't walk. Then the man said that he had lost his wallet and had no money to buy a ticket. He asked me if he could buy me two tickets. I don't know if it's true or not, but I bought it for them anyway. As soon as the best friend walked away, she said it must be false. If it is false, I can only be a lesson, but what if it is true? What if they really need it? See you later. Should I help or not?

Sixth, I know going out to play will not be so smooth! What bad luck! I lost my wallet! The money is gone, and the card is gone! Let me die on the road!

Seven, think about the day of 16. On the first day of work, I had a cold and fever and fainted for more than half a month. This is called injury; I've been on a business trip so far, and I've just lost my mobile phone and wallet, and more than half of them are gone. This is called breaking money; The work has just improved a little, and my partner of many years has been transferred. It's called sadness. As the ancients said, everything goes against the sky. Should my bad days be over? It is said that April is the most beautiful day. Will there be a bright future after the holiday?

I had a bad start in August and April. I neglected my work and lost all the cards in my wallet. There are also problems in the operation of the platform, and the final repayment period is coming soon.