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1, I know I'm not the best, but you have to remember that if you lose it, you'll never have it again.

2. That bitch, come here! Now I like you.

If I really love you, will you forgive all my mistakes?

The advertisement was very good, and a TV play suddenly popped up.

Every time I want to find someone to accompany me, I find that some people can't find it, some people shouldn't and some people can't.

6. One day you will find that all happiness is not what you originally thought.

7. I don't lack love. Your leaving just made me lose a habit.

8. Obviously you are standing in front of me, but it seems like a lifetime ago.

9. If nothing happens, we won't contact again.

10, it turns out that tolerance does not require talent. If you love deeply, your heart will naturally be tolerant.

1 1. Give me two days to love you, with or without you.

12, some people test strength, some people test eyesight, and I test imagination.

13, love is to turn two strangers into familiar people and turn familiar people into strangers.

14, expectation is the root of all heartache.

15, I hope the world can be small enough to see you when I turn around.

16, to you, I am just a weed, and I can live tenaciously wherever I go.

17, you changed the paper money into my RMB, and you thought I was stupid, so obviously I was fooled.

18, I pulled out all the thorns for you, but you didn't change anything for me.

19, sometimes I feel ugly. When I took out my ID card, I found it worrying.

20. My sadness is written on my face, and even my smile becomes far-fetched.

2 1, I am an island, who is the tide that can't get ashore.

22. Class time is like a Fu Nan battery, with one section longer than six.

23, turn you into my bad habit, it is better to turn me into your good mood.

24. In fact, sometimes things are simple, but you think too much.

25. The feeling of breaking up without saying a few words to others is not feelings at all.

26. Tell all the touching words honestly and get only a cold response.

Honey, if you have enough ladies around him, come back.

28. If I can be with him every day, I won't touch my mobile phone for a second.

29. If you just explain your feelings, then the topic becomes ridiculous.

30. The biggest dream in this life is. Reincarnate as a thin man in the next life.

3 1, I love it too much, or I love it too much, so you choose to turn a blind eye to much ado about nothing.

Tears are innocent, but we dare not ask what's wrong, because we are all afraid to walk out of love.

33. Women always like a room with a view, but for men, the view is in their hearts.

34. Someone taught you how to love, but he doesn't love you anymore.

35. I tattoo, smoke, drink and swear, but I know I am a good girl.

36. It suddenly occurred to me that my mobile phone is actually more useful because of you.

Even without street lamps, I can still stride all the way.

38. I think Zhou Yu must be a fat man, otherwise why does everyone call him Dudu?

39. Even breaking up is very silent in the age of wild smoke and weeds.

40. Old love vows are like a slap in the face. Remember a word and you will get a slap.

4 1, a happy day is a day when you are full and go to bed.

42, too sentimental, why do you say that you are so wronged.

43. If you love each other, you must join hands to grow old together. If I miss it, I wish her well.

44. If you cling to the past too tightly, how can you make room to embrace the present?

I want to tell you that I love you, and no one can replace this love.

46. Letting the world bow is a kind of domineering, and letting yourself go is a kind of boldness.

47. How can Baidu stop searching for you? Can you hold your urine no matter how awesome you are?

48. I'm not afraid that he doesn't love me. I'm afraid that the person he loves is not a lover.

Looking back on this road, we have changed a lot.

50. I tried to count the injuries you gave me with a smile, but I finally laughed and shed tears.

5 1, the so-called love is just five words: cherish the present.

52. Look at the person in the mirror. When did it become like this?

53. No matter how reluctant I am, I still don't see you.

54, the heart is like this, why do you want to hurt it, do you know it will hurt? The pain is unforgettable.

Never frown even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

56. When silence turned into humor, I discovered that women can also bubble like this.

57. If life is bad to a certain extent, it will get better, because it can't get any worse.

58. On a certain day, I was ignorant and met the weakest tenderness in the starry sky. After that, my heart was like a bright moon, and I missed so much!

59. I dare not listen to love songs any more. When I'm alone. Because the tears can't stop.

Thank you for your indifference, which made me learn to give up.

When I saw you standing there hand in hand with him, I couldn't control my thoughts.

62. If the ending is not what I want, then I would rather not participate in this process.

Dad, he will always love you the most in the world.

64. Happy flowers will eventually sink into the mud and nourish sadness.

65. Sometimes I suddenly think of you or feel sad silently.

One day, I got used to your frankness, and you guessed my duplicity.

67. We are all too young. We just sank.

68. The dark blue you once stained in my world has now become a stagnant pool.

69. Fat people's greatest happiness is to get fat after eating too much.

70. A man would rather have a slave to serve himself than a princess to serve himself.

7 1, I want people all over the world to know that I am very low-key.

72. Life is like taking a shit. Maybe all you can do is fart.

73. If the flowers fall, you will leave each other. If you part, you will miss each other and die. We have to hurt each other.

74. The heart of flying daggers is only calm because of your appearance.

75. I have been wandering, but I have never seen the ocean.

76. Suddenly I hate you! I won't feel that way now!

77. Don't be afraid that your life will come to an end, but be afraid that it has never begun.

78. What kind of woman am I? I read other people's stories in the middle of the night and cried by myself.

79. If love can only have a world of two people, why are there so many third parties?

80. Part I: The person I love is occupied; Bottom line: People who love me are terrible. Horizontal criticism: Life is hard.

8 1. When I was a child, I thought learning was promising. When I grow up, I know that relationships are the way out.

82. When we grow up, we can't finish the past, because the past has left us too many scars.

83. Women are like clothes, but elder sister is something you can't wear.

You don't know how much I care about you, but I know there is no place for me in your heart.

85. Two people, one turns left and the other turns right, and that's it. Never see each other again.

86. Don't wait for me to change before you say you miss me.

I want to know all your worries, but I can't ask you face to face.

88. I never regret the people I met, only how I became who I am now.

89. Tomorrow is tomorrow, how many tomorrows are there! Since there are so many, we might as well postpone it again.

Once, I wanted to share all my secrets with you But now, you have become a secret in my heart.

9 1, distance is used to test love and measure how far true love can go.

92. I don't want to think about those things, and I don't want to recall them, because they touched my wound.

93. There are many moments when I want to cut off all your contacts.

94. Don't cry, hold you and suck the taste that belongs to you.

95. How can a woman who breaks her word win the trust of the world?

Your place is so crowded that I can't get close to you.

97. I was so happy because I met you; I was so miserable because I met you.

98. I am floating like a crowd. How could I miss you? You and I are too sad to say goodbye.

99. Life is so short, why should unimportant people affect their important moods?

100, not because I don't want to, but because I'm not qualified, so leave it alone.

10 1, I don't want to be the episode of your life, I just want to be the perfect ending of your life.

102, our destination is not where I want to go, but where we can go.

103, I love you, just like you don't love me, so firm and so true.

104, happiness is to find a warm person for a lifetime.

105, maybe we don't want to leave each other, but some things have passed and we can't come back.

106, we have long been fixed by youth as butterflies on the title page, which is destined to be the earliest injury.

107. At first glance, you are not so good. The second time, it's better to be fierce.

108, it is not terrible to fall in love with someone, but the most terrible thing is to rely on someone.

109, it doesn't matter where you went, what matters is whether you will come back or not.

1 10, I don't need your prickly tenderness, because you don't deserve my tenderness.

The biggest sorrow is growing up. Since then, laughter is no longer pure and crying is no longer complete.

1 12. If I told you today that I still like you, would you believe it?

1 13, I said to myself. Miss you in Q Yukiko Iwai. If you can hear clearly.

1 14, what kind of conversation will the people I meet have, and the people I wait for are in the distant future.

1 15, I just like you, not love, but love her, not just like her.

1 16. How many secrets does a person need to hide to spend his life skillfully?

1 17. Looking at that beautiful love novel, I want to cry.

1 18, a person can live happily! However, only one person can't be said to be happy.

1 19, happy breakup, wish me happiness, I can find something better.

120, life is like a play, everyone is just role-playing.

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Hell is full of guests and returns to the world.

Live a selfish life and leave it to the virgin Mary.

Go your own way, don't ask tomorrow.

It is better to love life than to wander alone.

If you can't put it down, chop your hands.

It's okay to fool around, but please be serious in love.

From then on, I've been courting women, not talking about being together all my life.

Your eyes are as deep as the sea. Who are you depressed about?

Different circles, don't be hard to melt.

Don't tell all the secrets when you are happy, and don't tell privacy when you are angry.

I want not only likes, but also likes.

Girls should travel around the world before embracing love.

I regard my new love as my first love, and I apologize to my old love.

May your life be bright, sincere and kind.

Food has a powerful therapeutic power.

See clearly what is good for you and remember who bit you.

Tell me, I am a bad person.

They say I'm most afraid of getting lost, and I say I'm most afraid of you crying.

The night on earth is no longer boiling.

Talk less, talk most, fall in price.

Why ignore you? Just because I'm not interested.

Cheer up, you may die one day.

Smile and continue to hold you.

I don't like stealing from others all my life, and I won't let what I deserve.

Want to rule your world and your heart.

An interesting soul hooked up with a charming bastard and made a love rat.

Flowers will fade, but love will never fade.

You are not strong enough, so what can you do to protect the person in your heart?

You are my calm tension in the first half of my life.

Men are half gentlemen and half animals.

It's time for bed.

No matter how warm the spring breeze is, it can't match your smile.

Give time, let bygones be bygones and a new beginning.

Can I throw myself into your arms without scruple?

Music is my life and lyrics are my story.

I have deep feelings for my son.

Want to hold you in my arms.

I used to be for you, like superman, like a poet.

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1. I am not a lady. If you slap me, I won't slap her. That's not like me. If I were you, I would slap her in the face until my hands were numb.

2. What is happiness? Happiness is that you eat fish, I eat meat and watch others chew bones.

3, want to come, Wanshui Qian Shan; Once you think about it, things change.

4. The awesome person is not how many backstage people have, but how many backstage people can do.

5, people wandering the rivers and lakes, who can not drink. How can people not drink too much when they are floating in rivers and lakes?

6. Thank you for hurting me to pieces and letting me see the false love.

7, don't fight, don't fight, life is in vain, life is boring.

8. Growing up, the only thing I could put down was chopsticks.

9. Put away your ambiguity and get him out of here.

10, I won't go to work until the sun comes out; If I come out, I'll go back to sleep!

1 1. Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let others find it.

12, the process of people who are most afraid of and care about slowly drifting away is really a heartfelt pain.

13, I don't like taking pictures, I just try my mobile phone pixels occasionally!

14. Life is sometimes like a computer. If it collapses, it collapses. It's not negotiable.

15, I sincerely wish that we will never contact each other, and we will never contact each other again in this life.

16, although I can't help all beings, I can harm the whole life.

17, I am a hypocritical person, because I am afraid of being hurt, so I always like to put myself in a virtual world.

18, I will never change myself to please anyone.

19, I really want to count the stars with you, but it's a pity that your IQ is too low and you can only count the moon.

Time is the best medicine. I hope that after a long time, the heart that misses you will never hurt.

2 1. Look down on me now, and don't beg me in a few years.

Don't like me too much, I'm not as good as you think.

23. Let the house price rise more violently!

24. It was dark and my sister fell into your cesspit. I tried to climb and climb, and finally climbed up. You'd better be your cesspit, and I'll go on my way.

25, dumping people, of course, is to return to the earth with joy and carefree to meet the forest.

26. Don't hate men all over the world for one man.

A strong woman will cry, but she will never give up.

28. Lack of love is no reason for indulgence. Loneliness will not be an excuse for depravity.

29. We kept rummaging through the old memories, but we never found ourselves at that time.

30. I have been scolding my girlfriend. If I'm polite to you, I'm sorry, we don't know each other!

3 1, don't be the first, just be the only one.

32. Look at the world with a high attitude. There is no need to worry about trifles.

33. Missing after breaking up is called meanness.

34. If I were brave, would the result be different? If I had persisted, would my memories be different?

35. I loved, hurt and cried before I knew that if it wasn't mine, I shouldn't have it.

36. Society has turned a weak girl into a competitive girl!

If you want to go, I won't stop you. If you want to die, I will help you!

38. In this world, the person who loves you the most will always be yourself, because no one will be stupid enough to hurt himself.

39. Ugly people can get married, and beautiful people can be single!

40. The end of the contract was just a chance meeting.

4 1, if waiting can only become waiting, the ending is just my sadness.

42. A whore is always a whore. You can't change your figure.

43. A big woman can't live without electricity for a day, and a little woman can't live without money for a day!

44. At the moment I said goodbye, no one knew how tired I was. I just want to fall asleep, not wake up.

45. The reward of your efforts is to let others see and recognize your efforts.

46. What I fear most is watching the person I love fall in love with another person.

47. My heart is like that cookie. I can't help you breaking and soaking it!

48. A woman who has the ability to be willful will also have the ability to be strong.

49. What about being abandoned by the whole world? I still have myself, and I love myself.

Don't say no until you have tried!

5 1, cry if you want, laugh happily, and don't be hypocritical because of the hypocrisy of the world.

52, editing life silhouette, looking for lost memories, being named as the past, being excluded from reality.

53. Many people say that marriage is the grave of love, but love that can be buried underground is better than a corpse in the street.

54. It turns out that feelings are such a child's play. If you are tired of playing, you will lose it.

55. The most painful thing is not parting, but the billions after parting.

Please take my ashes with you. If you meet a bad person, let me protect you for the last time!

57. I just want you to see me and pretend to be a passerby in my corner.

58, sad because of you, happy but not because of you.

59, the deepest love, but ultimately can not reach the time.

60. You're kidding me. I will write your name on my underwear and beat you to death with my fart.

6 1, don't mess with me when I'm not smiling at you.

62. Much ado about nothing.

63. If it's just a joke forever, do you dare to play with me to the death?

64. The night gave me a black mouse, but I played with it until dawn!

65. We are so happy in the photo.

My future is not a dream, but a nightmare.

67. When you are not online, I always stare at your information in a daze.

68. I don't want to move or talk, so I don't move, even if China moves.

69. One day, someone will come into your life and let you know why you have no result with others.

70. If you don't have that ability yourself, don't say others are too powerful.

7 1, the Statue of Liberty tells us that reading is better than burning.

72. When he said he loved you, he didn't mean it. Don't be moved easily.

73. If the relationship is long-term, when will you remain unmarried?

74. Thank you for accompanying me through those days. It's neither long nor short, but it's hard to remember.

75. I won't depend on others because I'm fed up with disappointment.

76. After drinking the traffic lights, my face is always red! Too many cars finally make the road indigestion!

77. Love no one more than yourself.

78. It's not that we fat people are too fat, but that you thin people are malnourished.

79. Don't think that drinking pure milk every day can make you pure.

80. Don't change yourself for others. Be yourself. People who care about you will like the real you better.

8 1, hidden in my heart, I don't mean to hide it, but not all the pain can be shouted out.

82. I can't control my time and I can't keep you. My heart is clean.

83. If the sky is sentimental and old, move my brother to put them all down!

84. It happens once in a while. Luck always passes you by.

85. People who hurt you the most are often those who claim that they will never hurt you.

86. I have my own style, which you can't afford to imitate.

87. I'm not from destruction. I just like hiding in the corner and watching your bad luck.

88. A man who doesn't work hard has only two results: endless low-grade cigarettes and endless manual labor.

89. Don't push me, or I will become great and out of control.

90. If that is your love, I can't bear it.

9 1, Auntie, hello, I'm your son's boyfriend.

92. When you can't help crying, keep your eyes open and don't blink. You will see the whole process of the world from clear to fuzzy.

93. Sometimes, when you are wronged, you don't want to cry, but as long as others ask you what's wrong, you can't help crying.

94. Time can change everyone and everything. The so-called vicissitudes of life are just a flick of a finger.

95. I didn't want to go back alive when I came to this world.

96. Leave. Leave. Don't come back and ask me if I'm okay.

97. I forgot the feeling of love at the beginning, leaving only a numb body.

98. There are always a few people. The whole class laughed as soon as the teacher told them to get up and answer questions.

99. Say good things will last forever, and say good things will go to the ends of the earth, but in the end, it turned out that you disappeared without a trace.

100, living a day in vain and doing nothing is like committing theft.

10 1. Nowadays people should be proud of money on the surface, although they also want money behind their backs.

102, payment is not based on value, but on interest.

103, even if I am sad and lonely again, I can smile without asking for anything in return.

104, it is men who can forgive women's lies.

105, lovesickness is the most painful, waiting is the most torturous, and parting is the darkest.

106. Everything in this world will be changed by time, but you are here and I am here.

107. If love leaves reality, it is not love, but ambiguity.

108, I won't say, you don't understand, this is the distance.

109, in front of people, I giggled and pretended to be so happy. Who knows, painful tears when I recall in the corner.

1 10, struggling in survival, transforming in struggle, and calmly transforming.

1 1 1. Every youth will grow old, but I hope you will always be beautiful in my memory.

After he left, my best days were over.

1 13, just for maturity and aging. Time is useless.

1 14, everyone is here to find fault. After going through one level after another, the more you play, the more addictive you become. Many times, you have to find fault with others.

1 15, because I have a golden mouth and jade teeth, I don't talk easily.

1 16, I put all the mistakes on myself, because I don't want to believe it, and the reason for parting is that you have forgotten me.

1 17, society is so cruel, who drives who to the wall.

1 18, I want to turn you into my future, but you want to turn me into your past.

1 19, you have the right to remain silent, but I think everything you say is a compliment.

120, some people have one more than you and one less than you. I'm fine without you.

12 1, everything will change, but this heart that loves you will never change.

122, I want to be the only one for you. I can't copy or paste.

123, bloody pieces are just the beginning, and the amusement is gone.

124, no matter how ordinary it is, it is also a limited edition. Don't look down on yourself.

125, I can choose to give up, but I can't give up my choice.

126. If I really leave, you will never meet the second me again.

127, don't be shy and silent when you are in love, or you will lose the courage to take the initiative.

128, for me, I won't give anything that belongs to you to others.

129, no matter how big your circle is, talk to me well.

130, the headwind direction is more suitable for flying. I'm not afraid of 10 thousand people blocking me, but I'm afraid of surrendering myself.

13 1, it turns out that Wukong has always been very sexy: leopard skirt+red stockings+black boots+steel pipe.

132, I still say that. As long as we are not married, if you are injured or tired, you can come back to me.

133, God created fingerprints because he wanted people to know that everyone has scars.

134, what is redundant? Cotton-padded jacket in summer, cattail leaf fan in winter, and your hospitality after I was cold.

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1. For people who love each other, each other's heart is the best house.

Take my hand and walk with your eyes closed, so you won't get lost.

3. The written last words should also be sung hard to worship our madness for love.

When I find my boyfriend, I will slap him for the first time. I have to ask, where have you been hiding all these years?

I don't want to hear how much you love me. I just want you to give me a hug when I need you most.

Listen to your own music, I have no music.

7. Actually, I don't know how to express it. I just want the whole world to know that I love you, or I will go crazy.

8. Don't pretend in front of me, put away your hypocrisy …

9. I am calm. If you are willing to hurt, you will hurt.

10, you are not my makeup contact lens, why should I put you in my eyes?

1 1, sweet talk, I won't, romantic flirting, I won't, just for you.

12, who didn't love one or two scum by mistake when he was young.

13, I want to tell you that you have always been in my heart and never left.

14, sometimes, I really want to get terminally ill and see who really cares about me.

15, I don't know what love is, you and I are nothing.

16, I'd rather not have the love I bought with humble retention.

17, I chose to watch the fire from the other side because you don't love me.

18, with my most beautiful smile, smile for everyone to see, one fan counts as one.

19. If you don't meet someone who can take you home, I'll take you away.

As soon as you entered the plastic surgery hospital, the dean said to you directly: Sorry, we can't change faces here.

2 1, if you dare to climb up my window and sing uneasily, I will sing the onion song with you.

I can let you go, but don't look back after you leave.

23. I looked up and saw that without love, the whole universe was in tears.

I want to give you the whole universe. You just need to give me the whole world.

25. A gentleman's man is nothing more than a woman's minister.

26. I'm not a superman. Why do I fight for you?

27. Don't use my tolerance as your shameless capital.

It's my pleasure to meet you. It will be your misfortune if you meet me.

29, playing with feelings, the sister will make you cry very rhythmically.

I hate hanging out with those hooligans. I didn't go out to play.

3 1, don't argue with your brother, who is also very open.

32. What is love? Love is either lust, caution or diamond ring.

Don't insult your ancestors just because you are alone.

34, can't write the most beautiful ending, can only give you the most touching start.

35. I really love you, and it will not change for a hundred centuries.

Since I can't walk into your eyes, I will let you leave my heart.

37. Being beautiful is your advantage, and living beautifully is my skill.

38. You never know that you are my dream day after day.

39. If my heart is a dead end, I die a fair death.

40. I accidentally passed that street on purpose just to wait for your welcoming ceremony.

4 1, among so many people, I can only regard you as my only idiot.

42. Your arms can hug any woman, and my bed can hug any man.

43. Overbearing is a woman's nature and an advantage. If you love it, you will love it. You will not let go easily, and you will not allow others to touch it.

Baby, as long as you are happy, I am happy, no matter who you are with.

I don't like talking about love. I just like talking about money.

There are many women in the world, only one is like Russia.

47. Don't think that some white lies are really white.

Women, please don't use your rotten bodies to make money. Please use your hands to make money.

49. I need him as much as I need to breathe air.

50. Modern children's love trilogy: holding hands, kissing and making love.