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Describe Ma Maonan.

First of all, Ma Baonan is a magical creature. Their bodies have grown up, but their hearts still need the "care" of their mothers.

Second, you can be filial, but don't always "my mother says, my mother says". Please turn left consciously in Ma Bao.

Third, I met Ma Baonan … and urged marriage … and urged children … and blamed myself for being a bitch. So try your best.

Fourth, you can't marry a man who is not weaned, and Ma Baonan can't.

5. Stay away from Ma Baonan. I have said it too many times, but there are always girls who like to move forward wave after wave.

Six, there are three kinds of men in the world who are the most disgusting: straight men, cancer, mambo men and phoenix men.

Seven, Ma Baonan, the economy is not independent, the thought is not independent, the personality is not independent, the behavior is not independent, and the psychology is constantly breast-feeding. So everything listens to his mother, and everything is manipulated by his mother. The more his mother interferes, the more he resists and hates his mother. However, in real life, he couldn't express this emotion to his mother, so he transferred it all to his wife.

Eight, everyone has spirituality, and Ma Baonan's spirituality was killed by his mother's "love", which is inhuman.

Nine, people in this world are all watching people eat vegetables, and those evil mother-in-law Ma Baonan are used to it. When they meet people, they will pack up their things and jump up. If they don't accept it, they will kick it away. No one can't live. It's better to be single than to marry a dog!

Ten, the most terrible thing is not that you married a mother, but a person who is keen on shirking responsibility and unable to bear it.

Ma Baonan: Mom is the sky, mom is the light, and mom is the only myth.

Twelve, suddenly found that ... if I change my gender, I may be a spurned mambo.

Thirteen, some men don't marry as well as marry, Ma Baonan can't, and a bad mother-in-law needs a bad wife-experience.

14. If Ma Baonan wants to save his marriage, he only needs his daughter-in-law to be humiliated by her mother-in-law, which is tantamount to drinking poison to quench his thirst.

Fifteen, it is strongly recommended that Ma Baonan not get married! Don't harm a woman for life in order to save you and your family's nanny fee and your whoring fee!

Sixteen, don't marry Ma Baonan! Never marry a boy with a soft temper! My mother said. ...

Seventeen, worried about lovers, inexplicably offending colleagues; Afraid of meeting inappropriate people, lying on Ma Baonan and Phoenix Man ruined the happiness of my life.

At the age of eighteen, I was suddenly happy to leave Ma Baonan, but I really didn't know whether I was following a man or a dog until I got married.

Nineteen, there are always some terminal patients who don't even want to flush the toilet. Such a person should keep him single.