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There is a sister Huang who lives at the foot of Yimeng Mountain and beside the Yi River. My parents are dead and I live with my stepmother. She is smart, handsome and skillful, and everyone knows her in Fiona Fang. Rich and powerful people want to marry her, but she is engaged to a poor young man named Ma Liang. The two hit it off and fell in love very much.
Sister Huang's stepmother is a cunning and treacherous woman. She accepted a bride price from a rich man behind Huang's back, but how could Huang accept it? Inexplicable, Huang Mu secretly set a deadly trap.
On this day, Huang Mu invited Ma Liang and said with a smile, "You see, at present, your family is not as rich as mine. Come and study in my family. When I become famous, I can marry Sister Huang. " Ma Liang saw that she had become so polite and quickly thanked her. Mother Huang added, "I made up a study for you and prepared a Four Treasures of the Study. What do you think you need? " Ma Liang said: "As long as there are books, pens and ink, nothing else is needed." Huang Mu loudly said to the slaves around, "You all heard it. The child wants nothing but books, pens, ink, paper and inkstones. This is really ambitious! "
Ma Liang moved into the study, and sure enough, there were all kinds of books, pens, ink, paper and inkstones. He began to read happily. I read from morning till noon, but no one brought any food. He took his time and went on reading. By dusk, no one came to deliver the meal. When he walked out of the study, he saw that the gate of the yard was guarded by slaves and he was not allowed to go out, so he had to wait. He waited until the moon went down, but no one brought food. Ma Liang suddenly realized: fooled!
It turned out that Huang Mu grasped Ma Liang's sentence "Just books, pens, ink, paper and inkstone" and wrote an article: I will starve you for three days and three nights first, even if I am hungry, I will run hungry. As soon as you run away, I will accuse you of stealing my property. By then, this marriage will naturally retire! Look, what a vicious trap!
Sister Huang knows about it, but she is in a hurry! While secretly resenting her stepmother, she thought hard. Suddenly my heart was suddenly enlightened and I had an idea. She secretly branded a thin stack of white bread, cut it into squares, and asked the maid to send it to Ma Liang.
As soon as the maid arrived at the door, she was stopped by the doorman's domestic slave: "Madam has a life, only paper and pens are allowed!" " The maid opened the bag and said, "Look, it's paper." "When the slaves saw it, it was a blank sheet of paper, and they sent the baggage in.
At this time, Ma Liang was already hungry. I heard that Sister Huang sent a bag and thought it must be food. I quickly opened it, but there was nothing else. He was disappointed. Suddenly I smelled a smell of "white paper" and picked it up and took a bite. Oh, it's white flour cake! Ma Liang wolfed down and ate a full meal, secretly admiring Sister Huang's intelligence. From then on, I ate the "white paper" sent by Sister Huang and read and write articles with peace of mind.
Three days passed, and mother Huang asked the domestic slave, "What happened to Ma Liang?" The domestic slave said, "read as usual." Mother Huang said savagely, "starve him for three more days!" " "
Sister Huang was even more furious when she learned about this! I thought: Are you hungry? I have plenty of paper here! But on second thought, after a long time, Ma Liang only ate vegetables. How could he do that? She had a brainwave and came up with another idea: peel the green onions, cut the leaves, comb the roots to make bristles, tie them into a bundle, wrap them in flour cakes and give them to the maids. No sooner had I reached the gate of the yard than I was stopped by a domestic slave. The maid opened the bag and said, "Look, isn't this paper and pen?" When the domestic slave saw it, it was really a pen and paper, and he sent the baggage in again.
Ma Liang has both "paper" and "pen". He rolled the pen into the paper, which was delicious.
Three days later, Huang Mu asked his servant, "What happened to Ma Liang?" The slave said, "Ma Liang is still studying." Huang Mu was surprised: "won't he drink the wind and swallow the foam?" "I didn't swallow foam," said the slave. "He ate all the paper and pens." What does Huang Mu believe? She waved her hand and said, "Go and have a look!" She sneaked into the yard and gently poked at the enough paper in the study. When she looked inside, she was dumbfounded at once: Ma Liang was munching on paper and pen!
Mother Huang sneaked out of the yard, ordered the domestic slave to call her to the first room and asked her why she ate paper and pens. Ma Liang said, "When my little husband was nine years old, he learned a little from a fairy teacher. When I put a pen and paper with my hand, it becomes food and can satisfy my hunger. " When Huang Mu heard that Ma Liang had magic, she was very surprised. Ma Liang added: "It's just that the fairy teacher instructed me to try three times before I became famous;" After you get the list, you can do whatever you want. " Hearing this, Huang Mu was anxious: "Dear husband, don't forget your mother-in-law when you win the lottery!" Ma Liang said, "Hum, I will repay your kindness! ""Huang's mother was so happy that she immediately withdrew this marriage from the rich man's house. Since then, I have been very kind to Mary Liang.
Two years later, I won the first prize and came to Beijing to get married with my sister Huang. The husband and wife loved each other and lived happily. He seldom eats chicken, duck, fish and delicacies, but he regards the "paper" and "pen" of that year as routine.
Later, the way to eat scallion pancakes spread among the people. However, the pancakes and scallions are not as good as the women in Yimeng Mountain, Sister Huang's hometown.
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