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Men can't talk too strongly.

1, the better the person, the easier it is for you to come out. So many times, you should be grateful to those who don't care about you at all. My heart is more sad than not dying, but it is better to die completely. Zhang Jiajia

2. Some people seem to open our eyes. Therefore, people must resist lying, perfunctory, cheating, forgetting promises and letting go of everything.

Don't be too mean to those who love you. Few people really treat you well all their lives. How many people suddenly wake up when everything will be lost. Everyone has a temper and bears all the anger for you, just because that person loves you more than you.

A person has only one heart, but two atria. A happy life; A person lives in sadness. Don't laugh too loudly, or you will wake up the sadness next to you. No matter how much pain you have experienced, you will eventually forget it. Because nothing can beat time.

5, time is like a sieve, constantly filtering the people around you ... no matter what family, friendship and feelings, what is left is the best! Only when we get along for a long time and have more experience will we know who can stay in life, who can drift away and who can be ignored at all.

6, disappointment, sometimes it is also a kind of happiness, because there is expectation, so it will be disappointed. Because there is love, there will be expectations, so even disappointment is a kind of happiness, although this happiness is a bit painful. -Zhang Xiaoxian's Single Bed in the Pocket

7. Life is always a dilemma. No matter how persistent and unwilling you are, you must learn to accept it in the end. From crying to controlling, to smiling, in the end, this is just a carefree situation. Don't think too much, everything will pass, fidgety mood, lonely life, things that are useless to work hard.

8. All anger basically comes from having no money; They are all inspirational, and the basic goal is to make money; Basically, all happiness is rich.

9. Sometimes you let go of something, not because you are suddenly willing to give up, but because the deadline is up, you are more willful and mature, and you know that the page is about to turn over.

10, life is a fierce battle, whether it's giving painkillers or slapping, in the end, you have to practice your courage by yourself, without exception.

Talk about the mood of personality: the heart is not hard and the station is unstable.

Boys are strong to show themselves, while girls are strong to protect themselves.

When the primary school exam was issued, a lesbian next to me said, I have a teacher. Teacher: Whose is this? My deskmate called it mine.

Nice to see a young man. I'm going to Thailand first, then to Korea, and finally to marry him.

Let the storm come more violently, and let those MM who wear miniskirts dare not go out.

I can bear hardships. I have achieved the first four words, which proves that I have achieved 80% hardship?

I'm not Liu Yiyang, but I want her Bitang Qian Jia to be happy.

Heartless and unstable.

Know you well? Just play a video if it's okay. Think of it as your TV, and it will pop up when you press it.

This is either my brother's or my sister's. I tell you, my sister is a miracle.

I don't want to run three, but I don't have enough money to run two!

Muddle away with money at school and work.

When you come, I will pretend that you have never left; You go, I will pretend that you have never lived in the future.

I don't want to be an episode in your life, I just want to be a perfect ending in your life.

In the first half of 22 years, I was rejected three times and twice, and now I lead 3:2.

You are calm because you are not afraid of death, and I am calmer than you because I am not afraid of your death.

If I win 5 million, I think I'd better donate it to my account.

Bai Zhi, please go, I can't bear to part with Han Hong! ! !

According to the pig's aesthetic, you are basically a handsome boy.

What is happiness? You eat fish, I eat meat and watch others chew bones!

It turns out that Lian Xiao, who is sensible, is very tired.

Don't cry at my grave. Dirty my path of reincarnation.

I spent my whole life looking back on my youth and doubting my life.

A little affection, a big injury, a strong, all gone.

Life is: life, life.

If you think you are awesome, you must be stupid.

The most attractive person is Master Kong, who is courted by thousands of people every day.

Who didn't love a few animals when I was a child?

You need to go back to the furnace and rebuild.

How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs.

I am small-minded, but I don't lack it. I have a good temper, but not without it!

Time is subtle, and we only know it later.

Do you go to school like me just for a girl you like?

Men in bars are looking for excitement, while women are mostly looking for excitement.

According to my brother, it's true. Take this medicine and be sure to go to the toilet. More benefits. I'll talk about this later. Let's go to the bathroom first.

Whether the coat is clean or not, others pay attention to the collar, and the wife pays attention to the pocket.

Just because you cry doesn't mean you are really compassionate; Just because I smile doesn't mean everything is fine.

Society is simple, but people are complicated.

Don't play tricks on me, or I'll play along.

I remember all the people who cared about me. I have nothing, but my conscience is definitely there.

Your appearance is very refreshing.

I am a bird. I want to fly, but I can't fly high. Huh? I have no long hair.

It takes thousands of years to change from a monkey to a human, and only one bottle of wine is needed to change from a human to a monkey.

When you can't read any more, take out the mirror and meditate: after all this, you still can't learn well.

I never hold grudges, but I usually report them on the spot.

Why don't you study bulletproof vests with your face?

I am not as perfect and strong as you think. Money and beauty are enough to conquer me!

After meeting me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded.

If you don't have a hard heart, you should learn 16 things.

1, learn to be rude, get out of here and stay.

2. learn to be lonely, no one will protect you as a treasure, and the world is always lonely.

3, learn to be strong, in fact, a person can live a beautiful life, laugh at yourself and cry at yourself.

4, learn to be patient, shut up when you should shut up, and be silent when you should be silent.

5, learn to cherish, there are not many intimate friends, and then you really only have yourself left.

6. Learn to turn a blind eye, choose to ignore disgusting things, choose to block disgusting things, and no one will make me unhappy again.

7, learn to be content, the so-called contentment is always happy.

8, learn to be independent, can no longer blindly trouble others, do your own thing, as the saying goes, it is better to ask for help than to ask for help.

9, learn to grow, can no longer be so capricious, so naive, so naive.

10, learn to be serious, and be serious about people and things.

1 1, learn to be cautious, don't know people you shouldn't know, and don't intervene in things you shouldn't.

12, learn to forget, can't live in the past, the memory is gone, and continue to live in the present.

13, learn to give up, some people will never belong to themselves, so let go happily, don't drag your feet, this will not only bring trouble to others, but also exhaust yourself.

14, learn to be cold-blooded, only for those who are good to me.

15, learn to be happier than before, even if you are sad, smile.

16, learn to be cruel, and kill what should be killed.

Yu Dan's words:

A table full of delicious food, you must have good teeth; If you have money, you have to spend money;

Enjoy the scenery all the way, you have to go; Pick a golden mountain, you must be able to take it;

The man who digs in the furrow is a good man, and the man who counts money in the hospital bed is a fool.

All the way, you have to have a home, a leader, and a mother;

People should listen to grievances and worries, and praise excellence.

Cool and beautiful, if you want someone to love you, you have to be pulled when you fall and slip;

It is better to make friends with enemies than to plant thorns; Wealth is not as good as happiness and longevity is not as good as happiness.

Feeling:

1, same bottle of beverage, convenience store 2 yuan, five-star hotel 60 yuan,

Many times, a person's value depends on his position.

2. The real bad guys are not terrible, but the fake good people are terrible.

3. One side effect of success is to think that the past practices are equally applicable to the future.

Humor means that when a person wants to cry, he still has the interest to laugh.

People are tired because they can't put down their shelves, tear their faces and solve their complex.

The biggest advantage of telling the truth is that you don't have to remember what you said.

7. Sometimes, it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.

8. The real leader is not who can lead many gentlemen, but who can control many people.

If you don't speak hard, you can't stand still. Honest people should do it at their own discretion.

Dogs lick dogs when they see them, and people and people are acting.

Snipers shot from behind, disguised in front.

Is it the desolation of society? Or indifference?

People who speak well are often cold-hearted

People who don't have good words in their mouths are kind-hearted

People are good at being human, and there are always calculations behind them to teach you.

Being a man in front of others is stupid and upright.

A true friend is one who says you are not good to your face.

Those who speak ill of you behind your back are those who see blood.

It's not terrible to offend people in front of you,

Unconsciously offending talents is the most deadly.

So you can't just look ahead,

Don't look behind, don't know the whole picture!

-The truth.