Originally, my dream was to become a schoolmaster. Now, I just want to stop studying.

1．. I am a slow heater, but I have good thermal insulation performance. Once I heat up, I won't cool down.

2. Originally, my dream was to become a schoolmaster. Now, I just want to stop studying.

3. I wrote everything for you, and you didn't respond when there was movement all over the world.

4. Who says I'm lazy? I'll tell you, I'm very diligent about eating.

5. The sweat and tears you shed after getting married are all the water in your mind when choosing a husband.

6. if we break up, I will immediately make up with my ex-girlfriend.

7. Don't judge me by my past. I am not the same person.

8. When you are not online, look at your black head in a daze. When you are online, look at your colorful avatar in a daze.

9. It's really hard to attend class at noon on weeding day. Take a small broken book and sit all morning.

1. The most attractive thing is Master Kong. Thousands of people love him.

11. No matter how much you hate your school, you will still miss it when you are away for a long time.

12. As Lan Yan, I suddenly understand that Lan Yan is exercising her boyfriend's obligations, but she has no fucking boyfriend's rights!

13. No matter how bad your grades are, smile brightly. This is the dignity of a student.

14. The things that we once thought we were obsessed with are forgotten in the process of our obsession.

15. Can you tell me about my relationship with you, so that I can feel at ease and give up?

16. If I can buy someone I like with money, I will work hard to save money and then buy you home.

17. I still like you, except for the stubbornness of being together. I have a heart of learning hegemony, but I only have a life of learning scum!

1. Don't fall asleep in class, just get drunk on the wine table

2. He left, leaving only a bloody dress and the unfinished sentence I love you

3. I was walking aimlessly at the intersection with mottled memories.

4. Empty eyes, collapsed body and nervous brain. This is me now.

5. What you have to do is to believe in yourself. You can bind yourself, and then you can break the cocoon into a butterfly.

6. Life is a belief. If you believe in beauty, you will naturally meet it.

7. Stumbling and getting hurt all over is the residual makeup painted for youth.

8. I'm disappointed and sad, but I didn't even say

9. If love tells me to go on, I will fight to the end of love

1. Is it inherited from my parents that I want to have plastic surgery unless you have no parents

11. My future girl, tell me where to go to your mother ~

12. You live in my heart.

13. If you overcome doubts and fears, you will overcome failure.

14. I have an ambition to learn hegemony, but I only have a life of learning scum! /shuo/

15. I am so stubborn that I refuse to bow my head and turn back.

16. Sometimes, you have to pretend to be happy just to prevent others from asking you what's wrong.

17. Relationships are like glass. Sometimes, it's better to let them break than to get back together painfully.

18. Deliberately avoiding questions without finding the answer is the real pain.

19. I know what you think I don't know, but I know

2. I love you, and I am willing to give up everything, including me, for your happiness.

21. If I never thought, we wouldn't have so much self-love.

22. [I know that retaining is not the way, but I can't help bowing to you]

23. Forget it. The result is only sad, not sweet.

24. We all learn to grow up, and then we love each other deeply.

25. You pierced my last line of defense with the sword of betrayal. ~~/*

26.-How many people laugh and laugh during the day, and the surface is as strong as a stone, but secretly cry at night?

27. After breaking up, coming back is just perfunctory.

28. Many times, I feel like a mute who bites his lip when he is obviously sad.

29. Mom, your smile is the pursuit I have worked hard for.

3. We are all nearsighted, which blurs our truest feelings. On the personality of Xueba and Xueba: Xueba doesn't know the darkness at night during the day, and Xueba doesn't know the tears of Xueba

First, Xueba is like Wifi during the exam, and all people who want passwords are within 1 meters of Fiona Fang.

second, others are reviewing, and I feel that I am previewing.

Third, in class, the teacher lectures at 4G speed, while the student listens at wifi speed. The student bully remembers at 3G speed, while the student bitch watches at 2G speed. The student dick is often disconnected, and the student scum can't be found or connected. Finally, it is automatically turned off!

fourth, I wanted a schoolmate, but I didn't expect to be given a class of schoolmasters.

5. I want a steady score, can resist the cruelty of exams, and have a home in the piles of students.

VI. "If I pass this exam, please don't call me Xueba." "What do you call that?" "Please call me a gambler!"

7. I have a special skill, that is, every time I do a math problem, I can count it for half a day, and then I can avoid the correct answer very accurately.

8. I used to be a schoolmaster, too, until one day I wanted to see the world of scum, and as a result, I couldn't find my way back.

Nine, the scum is bitter and tired. I can't sleep before the exam. I can't take the exam at all. After the exam, I am very decadent. I have to kneel for the scum. The bully said that he can't do it at all. As a result, the exam is all right!

X. Blood of Xueba hidden in my body, I order you to break the seal in the name of Xueba.

Xi. "Turn off the mode of eating goods, and start the mode of Xueba" "Sorry, your configuration is too low to enable this function"

XII. The furthest distance in the world is that the teacher is talking about the fourth chapter, Xueba is reading the eighth chapter, and I am still reading the table of contents.

Thirteen, I can only do three things at school: watch the academic achievements, watch the lovers show their love, and watch the local tyrants show off their wealth.

14. I don't know the darkness at night during the day, and the schoolmaster doesn't know the tears.

Fifteen, Xueba drives a speedboat in the ocean of knowledge, and I feed sharks in the ocean of knowledge.

XVI. I asked Xueba how to get to 14 in math, and he said that just write two less fill-in-the-blank questions. That's enough! !

XVII. Although I was dumbfounded by Xueba's achievements, I was absolutely dumbfounded by the speed at which I handed in my papers.

XVIII. "Why do you want to be a bully" "Because I don't want her to ask other people questions" "Why do you want to be a scum" "Because I want to ask him questions"

XIX. The scum tells the scum questions, which is friendship; Xueba gives lectures to the scum, which is like it; The scum tells the schoolmaster a topic, which is love; Xueba gives Xueba a lecture, which is the exam soon.

twenty, if I spend all my eating time studying, then I will not only become a skinny person, but also a schoolmaster.

21. Life is like a play. Before the score comes out, Xueba is the best actor.

twenty-two, the teacher told Xueba never to get close to Xueba, and the teacher told Xueba to get closer to Xueba.

23. the meaning of academic scum: dress beautifully, eat well, and answer the paper in vain, which is the bottom of academic hegemony.

twenty-four, Tian will be demoted to Sri Lanka. He must first turn off his mobile phone, stop his traffic, steal his account and unplug his network cable. Only in this way can he bid farewell to the scum and become a schoolmaster.

twenty-five, the schoolmasters use the homework written all night, and the scum can finish it in the morning.

twenty-six, I think my sister was also a schoolmaster in kindergarten, but now she has fallen.

twenty-seven, even if the teacher is talking about a wool, Xueba can knit it into a sweater.

Twenty-eight, I wish to be a master of learning, and I will never leave my head. I will take me to self-study, brush thousands of questions a day, review and solve doubts, give me examination questions, and sit next to me in the examination room to help me get rid of it.

Twenty-nine, I will forgive the scum for dressing up and attending, holding a fountain pen and frowning at the bottom, just to help the master of learning.

3. Originally, my dream was to become a schoolmaster. Now, I just want to stop studying.

thirty-one, there is a scum in a pile of schoolmasters, which feels like a bottle of six gods mixed in a pile of famous brand perfume.

thirty-two, I think there has always been a schoolmaster in my body, and I have to brush the questions to feed it, but recently I found out that it is fucking starving to death.

thirty-three, what girls need now is not a prince, but a male god who can assist in mathematics and physics.

thirty-four, there are three kinds of people in the school, one is to learn to bully, and the other is to stop learning. As for this third kind of people, they want to be a bully, but they can't do it, but they want to stop learning.

thirty-five, there is a kind of schoolmaster called "other people's children".

36. "Have you finished reading the review materials?" "I see, it's over."

thirty-seven, in fact, I was born a quasi-schoolmaster, but the teacher is not cute or beautiful, so I have no motivation.

thirty-eight, "How can I get 98 points in the exam" and "Do one less multiple-choice question"

thirty-nine, in fact, I used to be an academic bully, and I was very curious about the world of academic scum. I looked at it in the past and didn't know how to come back.

4. I just want to know about Xueba: What happened in your junior high school that reduced you to my school.

forty-one, no matter how bad your grades are, you should live with a smile. This is the dignity of a scum.

forty-two, it is obvious that the school scum system has to start some school bully mode, which not only consumes electricity but also has a special card.

Forty-three, "Turn on the mode of learning to bully" and "Sorry, your brain is out of memory"

Forty-four, save your strength this semester and tell you what learning to bully is next semester.

45. What is a sense of security? That is, after finishing the question, Xueba read the same answer as you.

forty-six, learning god is brushing difficult problems, learning tyrants are brushing homework, and learning scum is brushing dynamics. Obviously, it is the school-scum system that also opens the school-bully mode

Guidance: Speaking of a certain gentleman, he is a little too impatient, so he often looks alike. One day, another matchmaker provided new clues, so the gentleman deliberately dressed up and asked a young buddy: Come on, teach me, I'll have a blind date later. What can I wear to look younger? The buddy didn't even think about it, but he clanked: wear open-backed pants.

1. After lunch, we hurried back to the classroom to do our homework. I didn't expect to fart. The exaggerated expression of the girl sitting next to me made me very uncomfortable. What's worse, she even said "bah!" . I was angry, too, so I asked unhurriedly, "Sister, why do you spit when you eat fart?" Sister immediately opened her eyes.

2. Sister Paper: Dear, what should you do if you jump into a big pit and find that there are no help methods and tools? Sao nian: I'll poke a hole in my head first to let the water flow out so that I can float. Sister paper: How can there be so much water in your head? Sao Nian: Hum ... If there is not so much water, what should I do when I jump?

3. When the mobile phone is broken, it needs to be repaired. After checking, the repairman said: You need to brush the phone for 5 times ... I: Then brush it ... Then the repairman took out a small brush ...

4. A: Dude, I found that today's sister papers can be divided into three categories. Do you make them? B: No, tell me about it. A: A kind of heart-wandering, a kind of kidney-wandering, and a kind of flow.

5. When the mobile phone broke down, the repairman checked it and said, "Brush the phone for 5 times ... I: Brush it then ... Then the repairman took out a small brush ...

6. One day, Cao Cao's army was on the road, and he was thirsty. Cao Cao said," There is Merlin ahead. Plums can quench your thirst! " The army went there one after another. When they arrived, everyone cursed: "Cao Cao thief, there is no Meilin here, only a small river!" "

7. Sister Paper A: Why do you think men are so different before and after falling in love? Sister paper B: Have you ever seen a student holding a book all day after passing the exam? Sister paper a:

8. Male: I know my child's surname after 1 years, but you don't know it. Everything is unknown ... Female: What's the big deal? I know the child must be mine, but your child is not clear ...

9. My wife has a bad stomach and is often constipated. She looks at me maliciously every time I go to the toilet.

1. A: Why have you lost so much weight recently? B: My husband is looking for a mistress, and I am very sad ... A: Then get a divorce. B: No, I still want to lose 1 pounds ... < P > 11. A student's sister accidentally conceived her boyfriend's child. Because they had to continue their schooling, Nvzhi had to have an abortion. The doctor deliberately made it very painful, and the student couldn't stand it, so he shouted, "Pain! Can't stand it! Don't do it. " The male doctor reprimanded: "You can't stand it, so you have to bear it. You don't come to me when you feel better."

12. A: Dude, it is said that books are the ladder of human progress. B: Do you know what the elevator of human progress is? A: NO, please advise. B: It's an electronic book.

13. A: Hey! The exam is coming soon, so it seems that we have to work hard. B: Come on. Obviously, the school scum system has to start the school bully mode, which not only consumes electricity, but also has a fucking special card.

14. One day Sima Guang and his friends were playing in the backyard. A little friend fell into the water tank, and everyone shouted. At this time, Sima Guang used his quick wits to smash the water tank, small partner and pawn with a big stone. Everyone gathered around the body of their little friend and said, "Sima Guang, you are so smart"

15. See God again. Reporter: "What do you think of fireworks and firecrackers in the New Year?" Grandpa: "What do I think? Of course I looked at it in the sky." "Then you can't let it go at home during the New Year?" Grandpa: "We don't put it at home, only fools put it at home." Reporter: "..."

16. Seeing that the two mountains at home are not pleasing to the eye, Yu Gong is bent on leveling them. Although it is very difficult, he thought: he has sons and grandchildren, and there are endless children and grandchildren, and he can finally level the mountain. The story reached the ears of the Jade Emperor, who was very moved, so the Jade Emperor sent two Hercules to kill the foolish old man.

17. Chatting with an old man ... Old man: My health is getting worse every day. Me: Your body will live to be at least 9. Old man: I will be 9 in one month ... < P > 18. Wife: Husband, do you see my clothes in fashion? Husband: Chao, who told you to go out without an umbrella?

19. Female: "Handsome coach, do you have a girlfriend?" Handsome coach: "no, concentrate, I'm teaching you how to drive."