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Classic mood phrase: Look at the time in the morning not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.

1. I dare not say who I have a good relationship with, because I am afraid that I am romantic alone.

It doesn't matter if the phone is dropped so many times, it is my height that saved it.

Do you remember the feeling of liking it too much? I remember, but not anymore.

You don't have to be a lover to like someone. Sometimes, being friends is enough. Only in this way can you last. After all, friendship is a further love, and love can't get back to friends even if it takes a step back.

There are two main reasons why I can't write my homework: there is a funny guy next to me with a mobile phone in his hand.

7. Doesn't mean someone can step on my shoulder. I can give you enough face or slap you.

8. You are my dream of being swayed by considerations of gain and loss, and I am your dispensable person.

9. Every time I am disappointed, I will do one less thing to love you until I change my remarks to my full name and return to the public group.

10. Sometimes I take out my mobile phone to see what time it is, unlock it, turn on the screen, meow for a while, WeChat, QQ, Weibo, no one looks for it, um, close the screen and put it in my pocket, and then suddenly I find that I forget to look at the time.

1 1. What are you doing with every sentence? Behind it, there is a hidden sentence: I miss you.

12. Actually, it's easy to forget someone. Don't see him! Don't be mean!

13. Three sentences that touched me the most: I brought you delicious food, I invited you to eat delicious food, and I took you to eat delicious food!

14. The beautiful scenery in the world is not as good as the way home.

15. Every time I buy something in the store, I hear the clerk say, Hello, what can I do for you? I want to say: yes, yes, help me pay.

16. cherish those boys who are beaten half to death by you but don't fight back. Don't forget, you can't beat him

17. Look at the time in the morning not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.

18. Sometimes when you are disappointed to a certain extent, a flower will bloom instead, and the name of that flower is indifferent.

19. Mushroom is cool. Remember: He wipes your tears, and he doesn't want you to cry at all.

20. Sometimes, I envy lazy sheep. I can eat and sleep, sleep and eat, and occasionally I am taken away by the wolf, and my friends will not give up.

2 1. No matter how difficult the road ahead is, as long as you are in the right direction, you will be closer to happiness than standing in the same place and waiting.

22. Sometimes, getting lost is not because you have no direction, but because you have too many directions.

23. What are the three most spoken sentences at school? I am sleepy. I'm starving. I am exhausted.

24. I remember what you forgot, and I am obsessed with what you gave up.

25. We are all insecure people. Even if we know it is unreasonable, we just want to prove our importance.

26. Your place in my heart is like a story I can't bear to finish.

He always talks about my shortcomings, but he doesn't give up halfway. This is the only thing I can show off.

28. Everyone takes me seriously, and I can't take myself seriously.

29. There are always some people around you who are very attentive when they use you, and love to ignore when they don't use you.

30. Don't think that a person who smiles all day or is silent is easy to provoke. When you tear off his mask yourself, you don't even have a chance to kneel.

3 1. Showing half your ass doesn't mean you're sexy, it just means your underwear is small.

32. The head teacher is a person who destroys your friendship, your love and your affection.

33. When I reach a certain level, I will be afraid even if you suddenly call me by my full name.

Sometimes, the biggest temper a girl can lose is being polite to you.

35. It is often the humble small restaurants that can really cook well, but the luxurious restaurants with gorgeous decoration and elegant atmosphere can't afford it!

36. Every day, 50% of the time is spent despising yourself, and the other 50% is spent forgiving yourself.

37. Every day now is the youngest day in the rest of my life.

38. Those boys who laugh at our makeup removal can celebrate Halloween. I said you can celebrate Children's Day without pants!

I hope that from now on, it's not the alarm clock that wakes me up, but your voice.

40. My father asked me what kind of life I wanted. I answered money and beauty, and my father punched me in the face; I answered career and love, and my father touched my head appreciatively.

4 1. If you can do whatever you want, how can there be so many insincere words?

42. I haven't taken out my autumn clothes yet, winter is coming, and I'm not ready to like you. You are already someone else's.

43. People often can't see clearly what is closest to them, such as eyelashes.

44. One white covers three ugliness, one high covers five ugliness, one thin covers seven ugliness, one rich covers all ugliness, and one fat destroys everything.

45. Teachers assign more than 300 million words of homework a year, and the test papers can circle the earth three times together. For nine consecutive years, the number of global assignments has been leading, with good results, and of course it is more popular.

46. I'm afraid my tears will burst your stomach if you swallow them.

47. A wise man always keeps his mouth in his heart, while a stupid man keeps his heart in his mouth.

48. Don't show all your joys and sorrows on your face, because some people just come to see you busy.

49. I really want to splash him with concentrated sulfuric acid, which will not react with impurities.

50. One day, I will make those who love me proud, those who dislike me regret, those who hate me dissatisfied and those who laugh at me dumbfounded.

Classic mood: wake up in the morning to see the time is not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.

1. Wake up in the morning to see the time, not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.

It's not the skill that makes me fall, but the ability to stand up.

The most terrible thing in the world is that the person who pushed you to hell once took you to heaven.

You never know how powerful you are until there is no way out.

I tie my shoelaces every day, because I know that no one will squat down to help me tie them, or even stop to wait for me.

6. The best love is knowing that every dislike is based on liking.

7. You'd better pour those embarrassing sorrows into your throat and heart with cold boiled water.

8. Take a step back and push your luck; Bear with it for a while and make it worse; That is the reality.

9. Actually, we just want to find someone who can get along, hit it off, be comfortable together, miss being apart for a long time, be quiet for a long time and want to make a scene, and regret giving up immediately after the quarrel.

10. Don't think that you are unique, there are many pearls in the world!

1 1. When I like you, you can wave and I can wait. When I don't like you, you wave, and I wave even harder.

12. What can be controlled is called expression; What you can't control is called mood.

13. Keep silent when you shouldn't talk, and don't stir up excitement that doesn't belong to you.

14. What's it like to give up someone you like for a long time? A house/fruit that has been ground for a long time next door/

22. How many people love you as a friend and how many people love you as a lover.

23. In the future, as long as you are my friend and let me know who has no money, I will tell you how I lived without money.

24. Friends don't ask for empathy, just unselfishness.

25. Time always saves the person who suits you best for last, so if someone leaves halfway, don't cry.

You don't need to ask anyone about me, because I'm different from everyone else.

27. You have your background, I have my story, I don't understand my story, don't give me redundant comments, don't look at me today with yesterday's eyes. Flowers bloom not to fall, but to bloom more brilliantly.

First, I learned later that some people really have no choice but to say goodbye to some things.

Second, girls must cultivate five things: self-confidence in the face, kindness in the bottom of my heart, backbone in the blood, such as gentleness in the breeze and strength in life.

Third, true love should go beyond the length of life, the width of soul and the depth of soul. If you lose your tenacious will, difficulties will put chains on you.

Fourth, the greatest pain in life is that the soul does not belong, whether you know it or not, whether you admit it or not.

I am not a born king, but I have indomitable blood in my bones. Tears are not the answer, but struggle is the choice. There is only a past that cannot be returned, and there is no tomorrow that cannot be reached.

6. A grain of dust condenses in the air, eventually generating a mighty storm; A grain of sand, polished in clams, eventually forms an expensive pearl. Sometimes, a small start can achieve a grand and magnificent cause; Sometimes, an ordinary beginning can lead to a noble and great life.

Seven, every successful person must cross the unknown darkness. The strong are not without tears, but can run forward with tears in their eyes. Tears and sweat are similar in chemical composition, but the former can only bring you sympathy, while the latter can win you success.

Eight, I believe and expect again and again, and I am disappointed and chilling again and again. I don't think I dare to listen to the so-called arrangement and future.

9. I poured you a cup of hot water, but you want a drink. As a result, the more you drink, the more thirsty you are. But at that time, the hot water was cold, and my enthusiasm was limited. You should hurry.

Ten, secretly love a person's mood, like a seed waiting for germination in a bottle, you can never be sure whether the future is beautiful, but you are waiting sincerely and stubbornly.

Eleven, life should learn to precipitate, precipitate experience, precipitate mood, precipitate yourself. There is no need to wet the sun today because of yesterday's tears. Thinking too much is definitely not as good as doing it, but doing it without thinking is definitely ineffective.

Twelve, a successful career is not necessarily your ideal.

Thirteen, don't look back, why not forget; Since there is no chance, why take the oath? Today, everything is like water without a trace; Tomorrow, you will be a stranger.

Fourteen, I killed everyone for him with a knife, and finally he stabbed me in the heart with a knife.

15. He understands all your hints and subtext, but he is indifferent and not fighting wits. He just doesn't like you.

Sixteen, only after the journey of wind and rain can we finally retain the rainbow sky. Thank God for making me lonely and enduring the suffering of my soul. Flowers bloom not to fall, but to bloom more brilliantly.

Seventeen, to keep warm, not for a long time; Love is dull, not necessarily heartless.

Maybe I love you not because of your jumping, but because of your shrinking.

Nineteen, we can all bravely face that the person you love doesn't love you, but no one can face that pride and happiness are gone when a person who has loved you for a long time turns away.

Change your temper after leaving me. I'm afraid no one will spoil you like me in the future.

2 1. The most regrettable thing in life is to give up what you shouldn't have given up easily and stick to what you shouldn't have insisted on.

Twenty-two, the so-called maturity is to choose a silent smile when it is time to cry and make trouble.

Twenty-three, less detours, you will miss the scenery. Anyway, thank you for your experience.

24. Man's greatest enemy is himself. Genius is ninety-nine percent perspiration and one percent inspiration. If you want to fly high, you should forget the horizon. Be the best today, review the best yesterday and welcome the best tomorrow.

No matter how good a person is, if he doesn't accompany you to the end, he is a passer-by. A person has many shortcomings. If he can tolerate you everywhere, accompany you and be self-motivated, that is the best choice. Love needs more sincerity and tolerance.

26. Forgetting the past depends on the present, and striving for the future depends on the present. Now is the most important thing. As for what will happen in the future, we won't know until we go on. Anyway, the road is still long, and it will always be bright.

The real function of tears is to wash your eyes and let you see the person who makes you cry.

28. Victory belongs to those who persist in the end. If people are ambitious, they will not stop halfway up the mountain. Now I don't deserve to shout tired, because I have nothing. Tears can't flow into the ocean after all, and people always have to grow up.

29. Happiness is often hazy, so it is very temperate to shower us.

I hope that in the eyes of the person I love, even holding an umbrella looks like holding a bunch of roses.

What kind of person you are, what kind of songs you will hear, what kind of articles you will see, what kind of words you will write, and what kind of people you will meet.

People live not to remember yesterday, but to look forward to tomorrow.

In life, fear is fatigue and pain is tears. My own scenery, never missed, not my own scenery, always just passing by. Heaven and earth are too big and people are too small to have every beautiful place. All my life, it is enough to have a scenery that makes me linger and never give up. Every heart has an irreplaceable feeling and is always associated with a certain scenery. The scenery of life is both a thing and a person. Born in the world, everyone will inevitably experience a biting rain. Every time you walk, you will encounter a hurdle, high or low.

Every experience will grow once, more or less. Every time you move, you get hurt, deep or shallow. Every time I listen to a song, I will be moved by a heart, either worried or happy. The reef can't stop the river from flowing eastward, and sorrow can't hide the time flies. In our life, how many gullies have to be crossed alone, and how many regrets are left to the years. Running all the way to pursue, busy, gathering and dispersing, rushing by; Meet, in and out, bitter, sweet and sour, happy, sad. Gorgeous flowers, mature body and mind, from the tempering of years, make people relax and feel at ease, and make life easy and rich.

Living is a kind of practice. Looking at the vitality everywhere, see through that every day is spring. Life has no assumptions, no ifs, the past is forever, and now is everything. Live an ordinary life with a normal heart, dream what you dream, think what you think and love what you love. Cherish the happiness around you, appreciate what you have, let go of what you can't carry, despise what you can't afford to hurt, let go of what you can't figure out and smooth over what you hate. Life is not easy, life is not long, so why bother yourself and hurt the years. Relax, relax and be open-minded.

In the years, people rushed forward, sweating like rain, and their faces and bodies were tired. In the world, people yearn for beauty, longing for beauty, and rarely get what they want. Tired quietly hidden in the bottom of my heart, painful silently shed tears, how many unspeakable unbearable, gently released in tears. Life is like this. Think about it, and it will change slowly before you know it. If you say it, it will gradually change as you walk. When the dust settles, times have changed. You understand your mistake and regret it. It was only after the incident that you realized your mistake and felt sorry. It turned out that at the last moment, all sighs turned into scars, and when love came to an end, all emotions turned into pain.

Life experiences four seasons, and then experiences wind, frost, rain and snow. After gathering and parting fate, precipitate the true feelings. After years of affection, we have realized that human feelings are warm and cold. The person who really loves you will never leave, and the person who passes you by is just a temporary obsession. Don't listen to a lot of words with your ears, but listen with your heart. Many people don't look with their eyes, but look with their hearts. Enthusiasm may not last long, indifference may not be unintentional, and the person who accompanies you to the end is the one who really loves you.

Life is not easy for anyone, and everyone has tears when they live outside. Don't give up easily even if you encounter setbacks. Even if people are hurt and their hearts are hit, don't deliberately retaliate. Because giving up means giving in, and revenge means you are still jealous. People are often tired when they are tired, and they often cry when they are tired. People who are tired in life are half themselves and half life. Life is not for opposition, and life is not for struggle. Look at your heart, you can figure it out, change your feelings, and everyone will understand. Understanding can make you feel at ease, and tolerance can make you broad-minded. In this world, mistakes will inevitably occur, people will inevitably be wronged, and people will inevitably misunderstand and make irresponsible remarks.

In this life, it's easier said than done. Not every piece of land is full of hope, and not every effort can be successful. Some things are easy for others to do, and you may not be able to do them well. Some roads are smooth for others, and you may not be able to do it. Instead of imitating the most wonderful others, it is better to be the truest self, take the road of your own choice, do your job well and love the person you want to love. I don't care about things, I don't care, I'm simple and natural, and I'm obsessed with it.

Life is the accumulation of bitterness and joy, and there is joy in bitterness. Life is a mixture of sorrow and joy, and there is joy in sorrow. In ordinary days, we all have our own troubles. In ordinary life, we all have our own trajectories. Whether we are happy or sad, we are planning our own future and exploring our own future. Sometimes, life is a kind of compromise, a kind of tolerance and a kind of accommodation. Not everything is suitable for a tit-for-tat, forceful and colorful life, with sunny days and downpours.

Life is your own, life is your own. Don't waste too much time comparing with others. Compromise is not necessarily weakness, tolerance is not necessarily incompetence, and harmony is precious. Sometimes, accommodating tolerance is also a kind of wisdom. Knowing how to appreciate life can make you live as you please. If we can race with ourselves and face life without comparing with others, we will be much easier and find the entrance to happiness more easily.

The days are hurried, the steps are stumbling, and life is busy. We are always eager for satisfaction and expect perfection. However, there are always many regrets, many disappointments and many disappointments in life. Live, experience and persist, only the inner strength, let go of the burden in your heart, there is no need to swallow the bitter water forcibly, and there is no need to complain.

Some things, you can't afford it, you choose to put it down, and some things, you have to give up if you can't afford it. Some ideas you can't figure out are ignored, some passers-by can't stay and let them leave, and some feelings are unreasonable and give up reluctantly. The past page, if you can't turn it, don't turn it. If you turn over the dust, you will lose your eyes. Learn to forget, know how to give up, don't worry about yesterday, don't be sad about unnecessary things. Living is a kind of mood, and what life wants is a kind of satisfaction.

Between heaven and earth, there is a windy mood and a cloud of words. Among all things, butterflies have butterflies dancing, bees have bees singing, and no one is anyone's coast or harbor. You have your dreams, and I have my stories, whether it's sadness or joy, gathering or parting. The road of life, learn to turn if you can't get through, and learn to forget if you can't get through. Learn to let go of the hard things and choose freedom when you want to leave.

Some things, put a pendulum in the past, some people, a malicious forget. Some feel relieved when they are light, and some feel tired and take a break. Some bitterness, a smile on the ice, a heart, a wound on the strong. Learn to love yourself, learn to be independent and bid farewell to dependence. Happiness is what you feel inside, not what others give you.

Having a healthy body, being yourself in a happy mood, doing what you like and taking the road you choose is the greatest happiness in life. There will be loneliness when you are alive, bumps in your progress, and feelings when you are tempted. The achievement of a person's life is not how much wealth you have or how brilliant your career is. But how many people have you loved, stayed with, missed and remembered.

People live not to remember yesterday, but to look forward to tomorrow and wait for hope. Since you are alive, you should hold your breath, bend down and raise your head. Live with confidence, dignity, stability, natural taste and extraordinary temperament. Life is remarkable, poetic and romantic, relaxed and gentle, happy, healthy and meaningful.

In life, there are always many beautiful things that can't be kept. In life, there are always many pursuits that are hard to give up. You are the one who can't leave, not you who can't stay. I want to look down and relax. If you are alive, you must work hard, and don't let the living people get tired and bitter again. Life is too short, life is too busy, life is too tired, you should be willing to let go when you should, and you should resolutely refuse when you should give up. Don't envy others' brilliance, beauty, indifference and hypocrisy. When things go through, your heart will be strong, and when you cross the hurdle, your heart will be bright.

In fact, the root of bitterness and joy is our heart. Some things, if we want to see through them naturally with a smile, we will definitely put them down. Not every round of sunshine on the road of life is warm, and not every cloud is raining. We can't control the fate. Why are you so persistent, down-to-earth, open and happy?