Joke Collection Website - Talk about mood - I envy every Ta around you.

I envy every Ta around you.

First, you never know whether your teammates are human or animals.

Second, [What is gossip? If it doesn't kill you, you win]

Third, I envy every Ta around you.

I can do nothing but love you.

I love you as the sea never doubts the blue sky.

Liking you is the craziest thing I have ever done.

Thank you for being careful when you lied to me.

Eight, occupied, smile and accept.

9. Who will give me a compass to quit black and white?

Ten, the night before the start of school, China electricity consumption rose rapidly.

You never know what you will be adapted by people who hate you and spread to strangers.

Twelve, I said to be a low-key person. But you have to give me applause and scream. The bus is really charming. There are so many people chasing it every day.

Thirteen, some people call baby, but they don't like it. Some people call it silly more than they love it.

I want to find a place to hide. One person.

Fifteen, I wanted to turn over the mid-term exam, but I didn't expect it to stick to the pot again.

Sixteen, after you left me, all the happiness I did was like loneliness.

Seventeen, I can never go back.

Eighteen, I walked on your journey, and no love turned into a flight.

Are you all right? Will you occasionally think of or recall us?

Twenty, it is the most gorgeous luxury and the most brilliant freedom in life to leave when you say it.

Has anyone ever thanked you for your kindness? It seems that they will only push their luck. .

Twenty-two, why take dignity to retain a change of heart.

You'd better not show up It disturbed my heart.

I only have two wishes: you are by your side, by your side.

1. I envy everyone who participates in your life. I envy the classmates around you, the wind blowing through you, and the flowers you praised. I did my best. Why can't you look back at me?

2. May someone frown for you, stay up all night and have no regrets all your life.

3. Some things are not as strong as possible, but just right. Deep words, shallow words, we walk a long way slowly. -Bi Shumin

At the age of fifteen, the toys I missed so much at the age of five are no longer rare. How dare I say that at the age of 25, I will have a rare lover that I didn't get at the age of 15.

Love is like an earthquake, unpredictable and a little scary, but once they get through it safely, they will feel so lucky.

I thought I really didn't like you, but when you suddenly appeared in front of me with an excited heartbeat, I knew you won again.

7. Things can't be put off, words can't be said, and people can't do it.

8. The sadness that can't be touched now will eventually be told as a joke. Time cannot change the content of your story, but it can change the way you tell it.

9. I really envy the kind of two people who work together, whether they can meet often or not, but they can know that each other is doing what they should do. After school, you can send a message saying that I am tired today but miss you very much. You can send a button saying that I have to review the questions at night. If you are tired, take a rest and play by yourself. You can make a phone call in bed at night and talk about what happened today. He is the last person you think of before going to bed every day. Even if the other person can't accompany you, but you know what he is doing, you will feel at ease, because he is moving towards his dream, and you don't want to be his burden. When he succeeds, you must be good enough to stand beside him confidently. In this way, we can do what we should do at the right time and play together when we relax. Only in this way can we stand the test of time and love each other to the end. It's really beautiful to be each other's motivation. Loving someone deeply will make you change for him.

10. If I'm tired of seeing the scenery and walking. Would you like to become a stone of debauchery and let me live on it for the rest of my life?

1 1. If a person likes a stable life, then you should not try to encourage her to take risks. On the contrary, if a person just likes taking risks, you should not criticize her for being unrealistic. This is the difference between people, there is no difference between good and bad, only the difference in nature. In the end, we will find that all our lives are just to satisfy our own nature and live according to our own nature.

12. I only have two wishes: you are by your side, by your side.

13. People are not as good as ghosts without money, and soup is not as good as water without salt. You will gradually find that a kind heart is never as good as a good mouth, and what you can do is never as good as what you can say.

14. A smart person will pick up something useful wherever he falls.

15. A rose enters your eyes, a pot of white wine melts your throat, and a wisp of breeze accompanies you for a long time. I hope you don't leave.

16. No matter when you start, it is important not to stop after you start; No matter when it ends, it is important not to regret it after it ends.

17. I like you, and I am serious and I will stick to it.

18. Girls like boys in white shirts. They don't simply dye their hair short, but their knuckles are very long. They may not be handsome, but they must be sunny.

19. Life is long, and you should be with interesting people, such as me.

20. You can forgive anything you say, but don't lie.

Lovely talk: next to every alarm clock, there is a slacker who doesn't want to get up.

1. Student asked: 3.7 Girls' Day, 3.8 Women's Day, what happened tonight!

At the moment when the results are announced, you are most likely to have a heart attack.

3. Ma Ma said that she would treat me the way I treated her during the rebellious period.

It's a shame to gain meat, so don't always flush your stomach.

As a junior high school student, my family often suspects that I am in love. I just want to say seven words to them about this matter: you overestimate me.

I thought the air was free until I bought a bag of potato chips.

7. Once I found that I couldn't do math, I skipped it. I found that I couldn't stop the jump.

8. Homework is a loyal fox sent by the teacher, which takes away our time.

9. Every morning, two little people will appear in my mind. One said, forget it, get some sleep. The other said, OK, OK, OK!

10. I haven't held a girl's hand for a long time. Holding chicken feet with pickled peppers makes you feel tender and slender.

1 1. Long hair and waist are nothing, maybe you have bangs and waist.

12. I tried to be an interesting person, but later I went astray and became a tease.

13. What should I do if I meet a snake in the wild? Don't panic, hold up an umbrella with a warm smile and pretend to be Xu Xian.

14. Please don't harass me, I am harassing others. /calculate/

15. God is unfair to me. I eat as much as a cat every day, but I have the body of a pig.

16. When you have long hair to your waist, you will definitely get a lot of points.

17. Men are awesome again, and when they go out, the color of the hat is still up to women.

18. Just now, a friend told me a touching story. When he was in junior high school, he was blackmailed by a bad teenager for 20 yuan. He handed it to 50 yuan and gave it back to him, 30 yuan.

19. When I woke up in the morning, I suddenly felt the urge to take a nap.

Honey, if your business fails, don't be discouraged. You won't have nothing. You still have debts.

There are always people around you who love each other.

There are always people around you who love each other.

1. Youth is too good. No matter how you live it, you will feel like throwing waves. Looking back, you will regret it.

2. Parting and reunion are dramas that are constantly staged in life. If you get used to it, you will no longer be sad.

It's good not to meet, you will always be the one I remember.

Sometimes I can understand, but I just can't accept it in my heart.

We can never get to that part of each other, so we all live in our own extreme.

6. I thought I loved your persistence, but in your eyes it was just me.

7. When I fell in love with you, I didn't know the age of love; When you know how to love, you leave.

You just don't know how many times my heart will hurt you when I hurt you.

9. I always dare to admit how sad I am in the dead of night. About love

10. No matter how long the road is, you can go on step by step. No matter how short the road is, you can't walk without taking your feet.

1 1. I can't say I love you, but I know you are irreplaceable in my heart.

12. When the phone suddenly shows "You have new news", is there anyone who comes to mind for the first time?

13. Only by pleasing yourself and letting others please you will you become more valuable.

14. Do you think that the more you accommodate a person, the more you push your luck?

15. To be a man, you should stand up to lies, perfunctory, cheating, forgetting promises and letting go of everything.

16. When you really want to forget someone, that person has been engraved in your heart. classic quotations

17. Maybe, one day, we will hold hands with others and forget each other.

18. Time tells me that the era of unreasonable troubles is over and it's time to be sensible.

19. Without you, tomorrow is not worth looking forward to, and yesterday is not worth remembering.

20. Two people have been together for a long time, even if they no longer love each other, they will choose to be together.

2 1. The happiest thing is to share every bit of ordinary life with you every day.

22. The most wonderful thing in the world is that when you hug someone you love, he actually hugs you tighter.

23. One day, I will forget you. I didn't expect much and didn't feel lost. All I know is that one day.

24. To love someone, life is equivalent to doing most things right.

25. If one day, your best friend has a better friend, will you be as sad as lovelorn?

26. Promise, sometimes, is what a liar says to a fool.

27. There is no fate of separation and aging in this world, only a heart willing to love and a heart unwilling to love.

28. When we were young, we cried and laughed. When we grew up, we laughed and cried.

29. The pain lies not in so hard to forget, but in whether you have the courage to start over.

30. I used to think that it was not easy to own it; Later, I learned that it was harder to give up.

3 1. Is it possible that at night, a person will think about something, miss someone or something, and then tears can't help but flow down?

There are many reasons for wanting to be together, and there is only one reason for not wanting to be together, that is, not loving.

33. Every couple was a fool before they fell in love, but they all became poets after being dumped. About love

Tell me whenever you miss me, so that it will be warm even if you are not together.

We are all insecure people. Even though I know it's unreasonable, I just want to prove my importance.