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Remember the rape seed incident?
After breakfast, my mother and I always carry two layers of adhesive tape and a patched sheet, with large and small iron harrows, a sieve, several snakeskin pockets, and some unknown things, a kettle and two rolls for lunch, and start a tired day.
When I got to the ground, my mother had vacated a piece of land and specially put up two layers of adhesive tape. The thinnest and most worn layer is at the bottom, and the thickest and heaviest layer is placed on it. I smelled livestock once, and I haven't smelled it since.
Then, the original cut rape nearby was carefully clamped on this tape. This is serious, not for fun. This rape is light and small. A person is not careful, a little shake, a large piece fell to the ground and was scraped together. There are only a handful. Further rapeseed needs the help of sheets. Spread it on the uneven ground, put rapeseed on it, and finally grab the four corners of the sheet and throw it back, carrying it on your back like a giant baby.
When enough rapeseed is put on the tape, weave it with a thin bamboo stick with something that can rotate 360 degrees and knock it hard on the rapeseed. If you don't know its name, ask it to turn around. "Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock.
When all the rapeseed is scattered, you need to hold all the big rapeseed shells together and throw them outside the tape with a "rake", and then hold the small rapeseed shells together with a "small rake", that is, something with only three claws. This process needs to be held several times, because there are a lot of rapeseed left on the rapeseed shell, and it needs to be held several times to clean it up. Most of the time, the smaller rapeseed shells should be cleared out and thrown out with a leaky sieve, and this round is over.
My task is to lay the sheets and clean the rapeseed shells. I can have a rest when I hit rapeseed. When I am bored, I will play with my mobile phone for a while to see if there are any scary animals around me, such as snakes.
This isn't it? In the afternoon, I changed my position and came near a big walnut tree. This tree grows very chic. The higher it is, the more bare it is, and there are not many walnuts.
But if you look closely, you will be scared. Because, there are many big caterpillars on this tree that are the same color as the green leaves. Caterpillar has cocoons, but for their existence, I could have enjoyed the cool under the walnut tree.
This is a caterpillar coming to the tape. Too bad I saw it. Naturally, I have to find a way to get it out of my sight. Turn it over with the pole of rapeseed shell and find that this green caterpillar is covered with thorns, which is actually the same color as the peacock's tail and a little beautiful. Those dense feet, left and right, are like two small magnets, which stick to the ground for a long time and can't be broken. Originally, I played a little trick on it. I was gently pressing it with a small stick to see how it turned, but then my mother suddenly gave a cry and startled me. I quickly lost my small stick and walked away.
After a busy day, I am full of energy. In the afternoon, the sun is shining. I'm like a chocolate ice cream, melting, listless and listless. I thought about it. My face must be dark several times.
Finally got into the sunset. Today's task is completed. My mother is carrying a bag full of rapeseed, and I am carrying something lighter. They both went home and set off together.
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