Funny copywriting

1. Outside the Qingshan Building outside the mountain, the beauty specializes in treating the Sao old man, making you suck your money, making you look like a ball, and saying that the beauty is so gentle.

2. Love rises with the wind, and cattle and horses bear the banner.

3. Doctor: Keep it big or small?

Family: Baoda

Doctor: I lied to you. It's all gone.

Willing to do anything for a good figure, except exercise and healthy eating.

Let me tell you this, I've caught many beautiful ones, but I'm so stupid that it's rare.

6. I fell down on my bike just now, and I feel pain. I went to the hospital for examination and my hand was broken.

7. I used to eat dirt this month, but a heavy rain improved the food. Now I can not only eat soil, but also drink water.

There are too many smart people, so I have to fight for fools.

Who says there are no easy words in the adult world? Easy to be poor, old, thin, ugly and fat, single dog.

10. Is there road trip on May 1st? Only two people. There are too many people for me to move.

1 1. My mother asked me to bring my date back. I said I couldn't sit at the table.

12. All princesses are the same. Every day knights come to see them with food. The difference is that your knight has to pay a delivery fee.

13. I really wanted to sell my house and travel around the world, but the landlord refused.

14. I once had a sincere love before me, and I didn't cherish it. I just found it now, but fortunately I didn't cherish it.

15. I won't pretend to be emo in my circle of friends in the future. I am who I am, and I have no such emotional problems at all.

16. In the morning, boys really came to deliver what I wanted to eat, but the delivery fee was a bit expensive.

17. Playing the king can really make you younger, otherwise they will say that I am a primary school student.

18. Those hurdles you can't cross are not just because of short legs.

19. The function of the alarm clock is probably to let me change my posture and continue to sleep.

I was stumped by a math problem, so I told it to the sky. After all, people are not as good as heaven.