Ask some funny sentences.

1. It's raining, don't forget to bring an umbrella, getting wet is a trivial matter, and gonorrhea is in big trouble!

2. Ugly, but ugly is special, that is, especially ugly.

3. Angels can fly because they look down on themselves ~ ~ ~

It is strictly forbidden to urinate here, and offenders will confiscate tools. How can I wipe my ass without yellow manuscript paper? =_=#)

Me: My first question is, can you answer my second and third questions with' can' and' can't'? Sure! Me: My second question is, if my third question is whether you can be my girlfriend, can your answer to my third question be the same as my second question? Hmm:. #￥%......─()

6. In spring, I bury my husband in the ground. In autumn, I have many husbands ... (The more you plant, the more you have = _ = #)

7. Standing under a tall building, I feel sad, my face is wet and it tastes a little salty. Is it rain or tears? Look up at the sky ... who is peeing upstairs!

8. The blind man stuttered when riding a bike. He stammered at the road. Suddenly, he saw a deep ditch. He stammered "Gougougou"! ! ! The blind man sang back, "Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!" " "So they fell into the ditch! The warning has been heard as a football cup song! )

9. "Waiter, would you please take this stone away from my bowl?" (Khan, is there such a big stone? )

10. Mouse: I'm in love with a bat now, and the children live in the air from now on, not afraid of your cat. The cat sneered and pointed to the owl in the tree and said, look, she is pregnant with my child!

1 1. The lowest revolutionary program I have struggled for my life: peasant woman-mountain spring-a little field.

12. Who else in this world is happy except pigs?

13. In another 20 years, let's meet and send them to the crematorium, all of which will be burned to ashes. You are a pile, I am a pile, and no one knows anyone. They will all be sent to the countryside to make fertilizer. Ah! ! Dear friends, who was burned to ashes first? Burn you first and then burn me? Anyway, they are all a bunch of despised human beings! ! ! I didn't understand this sentence in the end! )

14. A patient with indigestion complained to the doctor: I have been very abnormal recently. Pull whatever you eat, cucumber and watermelon, how to return to normal? The doctor is silent for a moment, then you can only eat shit. A: That's really a good idea! )

15. Yesterday, I dreamed of God, who said he could grant me a wish. I took out a globe and said I wanted world peace. He said it was too difficult to change it. I took out your photo and said I wanted this person to look good. On reflection, he said that I would take another look at the globe. If there is a distance of 1000 step between us.

All you have to do is step 1.

I'll take the remaining 999 steps in your direction.

The second sentence

Someone who is usually willing to stay and argue with you.

Is the one who really loves you.

Third sentence

Give your heart and you will get it.

But it can also be completely hurt.

You can protect yourself by keeping your distance.

But it is also doomed to be lonely forever.

Fourth sentence

Sometimes it's not that the other person doesn't care about you.

It's that you take each other too seriously

Fifth sentence

A friend is someone who can see through you and still likes you.

The sixth sentence

I even believe that there is a lie hidden in the middle.

The seventh sentence

A real good friend

It's not that we have endless topics together.

But together, even if you don't talk

I wouldn't be embarrassed.

Eighth sentence

100% No other half

Only two people have fifty points.

The ninth sentence

It is the enemy who rejoices in your sorrow.

It is friends who are happy for your happiness.

Sad for your sadness

Is the person they should have in their hearts.

Ten sentences

Indifference is sometimes not heartless.

It's just a tool to avoid being hurt.