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Qq space cursing comments

1, things are done, the child is finished, I arranged for her to be in the hotel, and I did everything as my brother. She is in a bad mood now. Come and see her when you are free. After all, she is your woman, and you don't answer your phone or return your text messages. I can only leave a message here, mind your own business.

2. Fuck! (Although this comment is only 1, its grammar is rigorous, its words are neat, its structure is ingenious and catchy. It can be said that it is concise, which shows that the narrator's solid writing skills, clever writing style and terrible creativity are really admirable, and it is really the finishing touch and exclamation point. )

After reading what you said, I turned off my mobile phone, smoked a cigarette seriously, went to the balcony to get a bottle of Tsingtao beer, drank two mouthfuls, went to the window and watched the drizzle outside. At this time, I couldn't control my emotions and shouted at the sky: What is written here? You have to tell me something important!

4. First comment. I'm so nervous. How can I put it? How many words can you type to show your literary talent? How about this? Will it become a hot topic? Is it too far-fetched for me to write so well Will it be too deep for others to understand? How can I write an elegant and unique level? Is it too fast to write so much in half an hour? I am so excited!

5. Take care of yourself. Cover yourself with a quilt at night. Don't wake up in the morning and suddenly sit up, you will have a headache. Don't eat cold and spicy food, it's bad for your stomach. Look around when crossing the street, eat well, and don't just wear clothes. If you have a cold, you must take medicine. Do not stay up too late. Remember to turn down the brightness of your mobile phone when you sleep, or there will be radiation. Remember that I care about you. Don't ask me who I am. Did Lei Feng succeed?

6. Why are condoms frequently stolen in small shops? Why are the underpants in nursing homes being fistula by black hands? Why do thousands of donkeys scream at midnight? Who did the serial rape of pigs? Is it a person or a ghost who knocks at the door every night? What is hidden behind the unexpected pregnancy of hundreds of mummies? Is it the distortion of human nature or moral decay behind all this? Is it a hormonal explosion or despair? Pay close attention to tonight's 25: 00 annual dedication to "the point of no return of a generation of erotic xxx". Let's follow the camera into his inner world!

7. I envy seeing you talk every day. You are good-looking, you use smart phones, you have money, you have many friends, and you talk about things that look great all day. Take anything to support my living expenses for a few months. I don't read much, and I am from the countryside. I haven't seen much of the world, so I can only watch you send it silently, praise it from time to time, and send it myself when I have time. It seems that I can pretend to know you well. Really, I'm so tired. Anyway, he urged me to give him his mobile phone back. I'm going to bed. . . Alas!

8. After reading your talk, my heart can't be calm for a long time! This talk is novel in conception, unique in subject matter, clear in paragraphs, bizarre in plot, ups and downs, clear in main line, fascinating and straightforward, showing extraordinary literary skills. It can be said that the writing style is extraordinary and the classic sentence is a model for our generation to learn. From the perspective of novel art, it may not be too successful, but its experimental significance is far greater than the success itself. Ma Benteng, shoot a bow, heaven and earth are in my heart! You are a new generation of mountain monsters in the nonsense world! It is you who rekindled the fire of hope in my heart. It is rare to say!

9, two eggs, finally found you, are you still in the mood to say? ! The foreman told you to hurry back to the construction site to move bricks. If you don't go back, you won't get the salary of 30 yuan the other day. By the way, your father asked you to go back when you were free. The last case of bus molesting women has come down. Your father gave your car to the woman named hush money, and she agreed not to sue you. Your father is not easy. Go back and have a look when you are free. Also, widow Wang from the neighboring village asked me to tell you that she misses you very much and asks when you will marry her. She said that the door should not be too grand and don't pretend to be low-key. After all, getting married is not easy. I brought it for you. It's up to you

10, I have done what you told me. I just released her from Dongguan No.1 Prison, and her case has been closed. I have arranged for her to stay in a hotel near your home. She was very unhappy. Go and see her. After all, she is for you. I can't get through to you, so I have to leave a message here. After all, she is your woman. Don't go too far. As a brother, I can only help you here! I saw her the day before yesterday. She asked me about you. I said you did a good job. She told me to tell you that she doesn't hate you at all. She will take good care of the children. The children are becoming more and more like you. She told you not to be too tired at work, and your health is very important. You were in poor health before. By the way, she said. The child will call dad, which makes me cry. You bastard dare to talk about this here.