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Fuyang, Anhui Province is a silent blind date. Can it be broken after 90?

Step one: meet. Every time I go home for the New Year, it is a good time for blind date. Everyone has worked hard in the field for a year, and after returning home for a few days, someone must introduce you. Because most of us abide by the imperial edict left by our parents: "Never fall in love when working outside, and marry a local." It is this that makes the price of girls in Fuyang skyrocket. Say meet first! The man was led by the matchmaker to meet the woman. The meeting place is probably in the market. The man should try to dress appropriately and handsome, so as to ensure the success rate of blind date. Bring at least a pack of cigarettes for more than ten yuan, because the elders who come with the woman will smoke, so as to show your maturity and manhood. Even if you are a young man who can't smoke. After exchanging greetings, both men and women can walk and chat in the market for a while. Attention! After only a few minutes of chatting, you will decide whether to marry her in the future. Then both men and women go home to discuss the next step with their families. If one party doesn't like the other, it's over. If both sides think it's ok, then we can move on to the next step. ? 0? 2

Step 2: Go shopping. After men and women meet, they can go shopping at this time. What to buy? Buy clothes. Now there are usually two people, a man and a woman, who take a bus from home to the best shopping mall in the county to buy clothes. The woman buys clothes and the man pays. Since the blind date is in winter, I want to buy two down jackets, two pants, two pairs of socks, two pairs of shoes and a suitcase. Buying two sets of clothes is yes man, and buying a suitcase is to pack the clothes you buy. At this time, it's almost time to eat. I want to find a restaurant to eat. When you take your future girlfriend to dinner for the first time, don't be stingy. At least find a decent restaurant, order at least four dishes, and order if you can't finish it. Then both men and women can go home, and the clothes will be taken home by the man first. Now we can move on to the next step. ? 0? 2

Step 3: Participate. Because of the previous meeting and shopping, the man showed his determination to go through fire and water for the woman, and now he can finally get engaged! When engaged, the woman goes to the man's house to collect money and withdraw money. At this time, the man has to prepare 20 dishes at home. Some dishes can't be cooked in a day or two, and ordinary people can't cook them well. You can buy it if you use it for a long time, but you can't buy it if you are unlucky. If you can't do it well, you must ask a special chef to do it. These twenty dishes must be served, and missing one will make the woman's family find fault and refuse to agree to this marriage. After a full meal, you can get engaged to both men and women. Of course, the engagement should look like an engagement, and a deposit should be paid. Now it is generally 6000, 8000 and 1 1000, 6 and 8 are auspicious numbers, and 1 1000 stands for "one in a million". Finally, the woman left with the deposit and the clothes you two bought last time. I forgot to mention that the value of two sets of clothes should be around 2000. Do you think this is a complete success? The answer is no, and there is still a lot to say. Let's look at step four. ? 0? 2

Step 4: Happy New Year. Since the previous engagement has been completed, the next step is for the man to go to the woman's house to pay New Year greetings (both are engaged in the Spring Festival and must go to pay New Year greetings before the fifteenth day of the first month). When I go to my girlfriend's house for the first time, I can't do without things, even if the journey is difficult. During the dinner, the future father-in-law will definitely invite a group of people to drink with you. Note: this wine must be drunk and must not be drunk. When eating, the future father-in-law will definitely ask you something. If you are drunk and talk nonsense, it may lead to the early death of this marriage. Everyone can go home when they are satisfied. Before you leave, your future father-in-law will give you several hundred dollars to kowtow, including 600,800, 1000. Paying more than 10 thousand finally paid off! Don't be too happy. At this time, you should pay attention to see if your girlfriend has a nephew or niece. If so, you have to give them lucky money. At least 200 yuan, if there are two, you have to give them both, even if they are still nursing their children. Only in this way can you show your maturity and ability. The task of paying a New Year call to my father-in-law has finally been completed, and now it is the fifth step. ? 0? 2

Step 5: Give gifts. At this time, both men and women went to work in other places, went to different cities and did their own work. Don't fantasize about taking your girlfriend out to work together It's impossible to bring someone else's daughter to live together because of your little savings! When you miss her, you can call her. It's the only way. At this time, if it is a major festival, such as Dragon Boat Festival and Mid-Autumn Festival, someone in the man's family must have a gift from the woman's family. If you don't give gifts, the woman's family will break off the marriage on the grounds that the man's family doesn't know the rules. Not only is it as simple as giving gifts, but the man is not allowed to fall in love with other women in other places, denying that the woman is going to break off her marriage and not refund her money. What should the woman do if she falls in love with someone else in other places? That's a good question. If the woman has another boyfriend in another place, it will be considered as a breach of contract and the deposit will be returned to the man. As for compensation for mental damage, there seems to be no law. If both men and women persist for a year, then I can congratulate you. After a year of hard work, your love has finally turned into a positive result. Now we can proceed to the last link, which is the most important and crucial. ? 0? 2

Step 6: Get married. To get married, you need to have a new house, build it or buy it. Buy and cover the same price, about 200 thousand, the man pays. If you have a new house, you have to have new furniture, which is also provided by the man. What happened to that woman? Some dowry, such as TV, sofa, quilt and so on, are mostly bought with the money given by the man. I forgot to mention that before the woman gets married, the man will buy her "three golds", namely: gold earrings, gold rings and gold necklaces. The wedding day is not as smooth as you think, and it will definitely give you a little accident, and then the man will pay the bill. In short, on the wedding day, the man should bring at least 1 10,000 yuan in cash in case of emergency. There is also a bride price for marriage, which is now generally100000. ? 0? 2

It's not that I don't know, it's shock. In order to set up a new home, you spent almost 300 thousand, while your wife spent less than 1 10 thousand, or even zero. If you are lucky, your wife can bring you tens of thousands; Those unfortunate people have no money. In this way, my parents worked hard for decades and returned to before liberation overnight. And you yourself have invested your hard work in the past few years. Your venture capital is gone, so you have to keep working. Everything starts from scratch. ? 0? 2

Finally, I want to say: since marriage is a matter for two people, there is no need for the man to give everything, which will make him feel very tired. Three hundred thousand! They are all ordinary people. It's not easy to save 300 thousand! No wonder more and more Fuyang boys choose girls from other places. It's not that Fuyang girls are bad, but that Fuyang girls are too expensive. The chief culprit of this situation is not that there are too few women in Fuyang, but that the marriage custom in Fuyang is too old. In a fashionable word, out! This marriage custom gives people the feeling of buying a wife. What age is it now? Why do we have to stick to the rules? ? 0? 2? 0? 2