The circle of friends teased themselves and teased their own sentences.

The circle of friends laughed at themselves and teased their own sentences (I) 1. 1 100 million children died on paper and were busy moving bricks after dinner. Thousands of miles of construction site, nowhere to be sad. When the goddess saw that I shouldn't know, she bled and stabbed her heart. In the early morning, Auricularia suddenly came home, his clothes were messy and he was making up his makeup. There is nothing to say, only a thousand lines of tears. It is expected to sell souls every night, Durex and Jasper.

2. Why do I love short hair? Because my long hair looks like a turtle swimming ashore, covered with a lot of seaweed.

I will eventually delete what I try to leave behind.

I am proud of being single, and I am trying to save my motherland.

Probably I will never fall in love with anyone again in my life, because I have no skin for love at first sight and no patience for long-term love.

6. I am afraid that I will lose you one day. I blame myself. I blame myself for not keeping you.

7. The lonely shadow is a book by the window. At the end of the night, the quiet and empty moon turns into an arc and dissipates in the spring of the year. Dead wood and blue light are free.

8. You said something casually, but I was seriously sad for a long time.

9. My face is so clean that flies will die if they lie there. Sadly, my pocket is cleaner than my face.

10. Being single for too long will really forget that you may have a girlfriend.

1 1. There are pits everywhere.

12. The Peach Blossom Temple in Taohuawu, the Peach Blossom Fairy under the Peach Blossom Temple. Peach Fairy cultivates peach trees, picks them and drinks them. When you wake up, you just sit in front of the flowers, and when you are drunk, you come to sleep under the flowers. Half drunk and half awake day after day, flowers bloom year after year.

13. You always want me to care and love you deeply, and never care about my words.

14. If you don't want it, don't mind. If you get it, you lose it. If someone goes, someone will come.

15. It is natural to leave, and everyone is a passer-by. The footprints left by passers-by in life constitute beautiful memories and ourselves. Parting and reunion are constant scenes in life. If you get used to it, you will no longer be sad.

16. In the process of practicing dance, every experience is unforgettable, blood and tears are intertwined, and it is difficult to write!

17. You call me ugly, but I tell you, I am old and talented. Why do you think this is?

18. You can't even control what time you sleep, but you still want to control your life? You don't even brush the bowl, but you still want to brush the presence? Your problem is that you know everything, but you are lazy.

19. Even if love makes me fall down again, scars should be a kind of pride.

20. I won't bend over when money falls from the sky, because even pies don't fall from the sky, let alone money.

Friends make fun of themselves and ridicule their own sentences (2)1. I also wanted to idle around all my life, but I accidentally fell in love with someone.

22. When there is a bright moon, look up by yourself.

23. It is said that in front of the person you like, your IQ will get lower. Am I in love with the math teacher?

24. I have loved, hated, resented and angered. Strong winds will roll in the east, west, north and south respectively.

25. Life has not cooked you. Do you think you are an asshole?

26. I look forward to your forgiveness with regret. This kind of waiting is a kind of pain, and forgetting is also a kind of pain, but I don't know what to do. This is a more tormenting pain.

27. Never threaten others by leaving, because you will find that you are really not that important.

28. The "white-collar" paid his salary today, paid the rent, utilities, bought oil, rice and instant noodles, felt the money left in his pocket and sighed: Alas! This month's salary is white-collar again!

29. Forget the time that once existed, which once belonged to your future.

30. If a person can keep a distance from all the opposite sex for you, that's enough.

3 1. Now I don't even want to set the password of the bank card. It's exhausting to protect double-digit deposits with six figures.

32. Thanks to my eyes, no matter how small or narrow, I can see, sunrise and sunset, flowers bloom and fall.

33. I hope you don't follow the clouds to the distance, just like the wind that sets off all kinds of waves here.

34. I drown my sorrows in wine, but I learned to swim in this damn pain.

35. I feel regret when I think of pranks in grade one or two. I've always wanted to have a chance to apologize to her and relieve my inner guilt.

36. Clothes, incense, temples and shadows are endless luxuries and luxuries of the upper class, and the world is hard to distinguish between cold and warm.

37. You are not worried that no one will love you, but that no one will love you the way you want. In the end, you will find that your worry is right: no one can love you the way you want, except yourself. zhang defen

38. Sometimes, if you want to get close too much, you want to keep a safe distance. You don't want to destroy a simple relationship and fascinate the other person. Then you run counter to each other and go further and further, only to find that you can't go back. In the end, I can only go my own way in regret and regret.

39. I don't care about the wonderful process, only about the satisfactory result.

40. Life is not just the present, but also poetry and distance, but your poetry is terrible and you can't go far away. You have no choice but to get along.

Friends make fun of themselves and ridicule their own sentences (Chapter 3) 4 1. If you love someone who doesn't love yourself, even if you give everything, including your life, at most, you will be moved, grateful and guilty.

42. Don't talk to me about money and hurt your feelings; Don't talk to me about feelings either, it hurts money!

43. I let the person who tripped me never get up again. He who helps me up, I will never fall.

44. It's not your fault to be ugly, it's your parents' fault, but it's your fault to go out and scare people.

45. Behind every successful man, there is a woman, but I failed because there are two women behind me.

46. If there is providence in love, nothing can separate us. No matter how rough it is, as long as we are happy, I want to wait for you in the afterlife. Happy birthday, dear!

47. My proudest dignity was trampled by you, but I never regretted falling in love with you.

48. Take your advice and leave me ten books!

49. It is very sad to leave, very sad, very self-blaming, and very helpless. But I am sadder, more self-blaming and more helpless. I have no choice at all.

50. Those stories that make me hysterical are always other people's stories. I held back a lot of words, and then I didn't bother to say it. Many things are much more disappointing, and then they don't care.

5 1. The most beautiful tacit understanding is that as long as he says a word of grass, I will make the bed silently.

52. Anyone can become vicious, as long as you have tried what is called jealousy.

53. Buying a computer without broadband is like being a monk without eating.

54. It is forbidden to urinate here, and tools will be confiscated.

55. I can't give up, and I can't give up, because everyone's contribution will make me feel guilty, but it will also spur me to keep climbing, so that I can live up to these heavy entrustment.

56. It's getting cold. Remember to put on more clothes, especially now is the season change, or you will catch a cold, infect me and blow your head off.

57. Shame, regret, regret, regret, shame, shame, shame, shame, shame, shame, shame, shame, shame, shame.

58. Squat down and touch your own shadow. I'm sorry to have wronged you by following me.

Don't always scold me for not turning iron into steel. Don't you know that iron can't be turned into steel?

60. Not all efforts can win each other's understanding. How can a person who doesn't love you realize that your most beautiful youth is suffering with him?

The circle of friends pokes fun at their own sentences (Chapter 4) 6 1. People can't hang themselves on a tree, but try to die several times on several nearby trees.

62. Doing homework is like marking the throne. Mobile phones are like concubines, pestering you, pestering you, pestering you.

63. Why are you nearsighted? I blurred my eyes in order to look down on the world.

64. My life could have been smoother. If I hadn't been dragged by this fat body, I could still run so slowly.

65. I often ask myself why I am more and more tolerant of vulgarization of culture. I often console myself. Maybe I have become tolerant as I get older, but now it seems that I am really degenerating.

66. I try to lose weight every day except when I eat, and you say I have no perseverance?

67. My heart is covered with dark clouds. Even if I die in the sun, the sun will not shine, the dark clouds will drift away, and sad songs will be happy! Thank you for blaming yourself. I'm sorry for my dear self!

68. If what you give me is the same as what you give to others, then I don't want it.

69. How can you listen to some words, even if you don't want to believe your toes?

I don't want to study for 30 days a month.

7 1. Travel doesn't have to care about the destination, but the scenery along the way. Because I only have enough money to buy a round-trip hard-seat train ticket.

72. I thought I had been so lonely and didn't like to stay. Later, I found out that I had never been firmly chosen.

73. Be happy for the sake of happiness and sad for the sake of sadness.

74. When I was a child, I was a genius. After more than 20 years of education, I have finally been successfully cultivated into a mediocrity!

75. Heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at their age!

76. Chopin, no matter how awesome B is, it can't play the sadness of Lao Tzu!

If you don't hear from me on Christmas Eve or Christmas Day, please don't doubt our friendship. I am just poor.

78. Hiding in a small building has become his own unity. Who cares what you like to write? The outside world is very cold, let it go, rain, snow, wind and frost have nothing to do with me!

Make fun of the sentence of a friend who has a toothache and can't eat.

A circle of friends who can't eat with toothache. 1. Toothache, sore throat, sore nose, and cold are really unbearable. This is the most serious fire in recent times.

Toothache has become a good Buddha these days. Adding a portion of frozen American milk without sugar is my last stubbornness.

At home for half a month, except for toothache, the hula hoop turned more and more slippery.

I have a terrible toothache at this time, and the stomatology department is not open. I can only rely on painkillers first, and I can't see them until tomorrow.

A few days later, I had a toothache, but I didn't care. But a few days later, my teeth began to feel pain. This reminds me of eating candy and chocolate some time ago.

6. Mom cried with toothache. I have never had a toothache since I first got wisdom teeth. Is it so painful? It hurts too much.

7. When you are in a bad mood, your body is also confused. You have a headache, toothache, toothache and sore feet.

8. Toothache is not a disease, it hurts like hell. I have a toothache, a headache and an earache.

9. I'm in a bad mood recently, with toothache and gum pain. When yawning, my ears always ring, which is super uncomfortable.

10. I slept with toothache last night 12 hours. I went to work this morning and took painkillers. As a result, I was in pain all morning and fell asleep.

1 1. I can feel the teeth nerve beating happily.

12. I miss the taste of pickled mustard tuber, and the toothache of Haitian red bean paste continues. I want to hit people, eat snacks, eat spicy food, and eat pickles.

13. Toothache is not a disease. It hurts like hell. Hot pot is impossible because of inflammation of wisdom teeth.

14. I accidentally touched my tooth when I turned it over, and my tooth was about to get sick. This tooth is broken again. It hurts so much that I'm grabbing the sheets.

15. When I was upset, my tooth accidentally touched this sick tooth that was about to be retired. This tooth is acting again, and it hurts to scratch the sheet.

16. The toothache exploded, and then the leg exploded. I really don't know how to put up with it.

17. Hot toothache, gingival bleeding, gingival swelling and pain, oral ulcer, come to me, two solutions, invalid refund.

18. Toothache is not a disease. It hurts like hell.

19. Who can tell me why I still have a toothache when I have a cold? A stuffy nose and a sore throat are not enough? I still have a toothache. I have a toothache. I can't let people eat well.

20. Missing is a hanging thing, such as toothache. If you don't think about it, it won't hurt.

A circle of friends who can't eat with toothache. Second sentence: 2 1. Hmm! My period is not coming, my teeth hurt, my eyes just finished the operation, I can't run and I can't sleep at night! Crazy!

22. I have a toothache now, and I feel very uncomfortable. Basically eat things that don't need a lot of chewing, and drink cereal in the morning.

23. I threw myself on the ground and didn't say anything about the injury, but this tooth coughed badly and shook a few times, which hurt when I touched it. This taste is sour, numb, neither soft nor hard, so sad!

24. I was eating this morning when I suddenly felt a toothache. I immediately ran to look in the mirror. There is a hole in my tooth.

25. A few days ago in Jiangxi, my teeth shook a little, so I shook them with my hands. When I shake them, my teeth get bigger and bigger, which hurts.

26. From then on, as long as the upper teeth touch the lower teeth every day, toothache begins to attack, and I can't eat sweet and sleep, and I am listless all day.

27. Toothache. I woke up several times when I slept. I got up in the morning without accident, and my face was swollen.

I had a boiled egg for breakfast. I'm so hungry that I have a toothache that I can only drink milk.

29. I feel so painful today that I can't chew at all. Cook the fine noodles and feed them yourself. I hope we don't give up halfway.

But suddenly he felt a sharp pain in his teeth, which made him turn over in bed and scream.

3 1. I realized that toothache didn't kill me, it killed me, and the pain came too suddenly.

32. I woke up with a toothache in the morning, but it didn't hurt so much after I woke up. Really!

33. I just looked in the mirror and felt that I had a toothache and the eight realms were ugly.

34. Toothache is not a disease. It's really not just a toothache, but also swollen gums. Be sure to see a dentist after a while!

35. I suddenly had a toothache for half an hour. I thought I could stop it right away. Toothache is killing me.

36. I wake up with a toothache and can't eat anything. Why haven't I lost weight at all? This is not scientific.

37. No matter whether you have a cold, fever or a tired day, as long as you have a toothache, really, as long as you have a toothache, you are not tired and uncomfortable at all. My head is full of toothache. It really hurts and I want to let myself go.

I'm so hungry and sleepy, but I didn't sleep. My toothache was so bad that I cried myself.

39. Now he really wants to tell his family about the toothache and help him share the pain. It's not true. It's yourself who has a toothache.

40. I really broke down. I can't sleep because of toothache again. I'm so fucking bored.

Make fun of your friend's copywriting skills.

A self-deprecating friend circle copy is 1. Similar year after year, different year after year.

2. In this world, the ocean is the widest, the sky is wider than the ocean, and the "examination scope" is wider than the sky!

The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the exam is coming, others are reviewing, and they are previewing.

4. What is the theme of the exam composition? I handed in my paper, and the composition was only five words, courage.

Please forgive me, I am not kind, sweet and have no money.

6. I did well in this exam. I failed only two subjects, liberal arts and science.

7. Just get excited about the exam and write the exam number as QQ number.

8. You can ignore me and don't understand me, but don't come near me, understand me, hurt me and leave me.

9.QQ scores are inversely proportional to academic performance.

10. You can't even cheat. How can a teacher trust you to enter the society?

1 1. Instead of complaining about what has happened, either change it or accept it silently.

12. grades are like slides. It's hard to climb up, but it only takes a moment to slide down.

13. If I can pass this final exam, I will definitely turn over a new leaf next semester.

14. Life is a tragedy, and it goes on with tears.

15. Love is sometimes just a beautiful fantasy. You like someone, but you may not get it.

16. How could I only get 85 points? No way! I was blindsided at once. I choked back my tears and sat down in my seat in frustration.

17. You hide from me with invisibility, so I will help you with online invisibility.

18. The school just doesn't want us to live. The last mid-term exam is the end of the world. The mid-term exam is Tomb-Sweeping Day.

19. What is like? Just more restrained than love. So is leaving. There is no difference if you don't love (2022 describes the sentence that I hope I can't get into college).

20. This achievement is not ideal, and the ranking in the whole grade has also declined. This exam is the worst I have ever taken.

Make fun of the circle of friends who failed the course 2 2 1. For teachers, the exam is to test the results; For us, the exam is to test popularity.

22. Without unrealistic hope, there will be no bitter disappointment.

23. My heart seems to be pinned down by an invisible stone, and my mouth is shaking when I don't listen. Mind a blank

24. I believe Brother Chun will live forever, but Brother Chun also needs a rest.

25. If we don't be friends, will it last longer?

26. Number

27. How many children were hurt by the exam and how many honest children learned to cheat.

28. I always feel that I am a foreigner when I test Chinese; I always feel that I am from China when I take the English exam. I found myself an alien in the math exam.

29. The exam is a boomerang and will always come again.

30. I want to chase it to the end and die with you.

3 1. Liu Bei has been studying in various places for a long time, and he must know the people who have failed now. Please try to point it out.

Although you didn't get what you wanted in the college entrance examination, I don't blame you because you tried your best. Don't cry. Try again next year!

Self-study can lead to success, including becoming a fool.

34. A frustrated rain fell on the earth. Stepping on the rain, I poured out the sadness of failure, and I was in a tree-lined campus. Premature leaves whirled in the air one by one. It's a little cold, but it can't put out my anxiety: I failed the midterm exam.

35. Success lies not in difficulties, but in actions. Although action may not bring satisfactory results, there will never be satisfactory results without action.

When I got zero in the exam, I shouted, "God, what did I do wrong?" My deskmate replied coldly, "You did it all wrong."

37. Exams, like the third grade, aim to destroy family harmony.

38. Cheat boldly in the exam, dare to cheat, and don't be like a little woman.

After the exam, I was very angry with myself when I found that I didn't answer the question correctly.

40. Don't tell me how the exam went. I can only say that I copied the answers all over the paper.

Laugh at one's own quotations

1. I am a piece of Shanghai gold, and I will make many people reflect on themselves.

2. I can be kinder than a good person, or I can be more vicious than a bad person. Everything comes from how others treat me.

I will walk out of your world with my kindness to you.

4. How many times, memories have painted life into a circle, and we have been in the same place for countless times, and we can't get rid of it. I always want to go back to the place where I first met.

While saying that she is a good sister, she is laughing at her innocence.

6. Is there anyone you repeatedly say you want to give up, but still can't bear it?

7. If you cling to the past too tightly, how can you make room to embrace the present?

8. Losing is much more terrible than not getting, because it has an extra process called owning.

Please forgive me for not always caring about other people's feelings. I sometimes feel uncomfortable myself.

10. The most lethal lie in this world is that I love you all my life and will never abandon you!

1 1.- I finally said it. I actually love you very much, but I have never taken it seriously. I care more about you, but I'm at ease.

12. One day you will understand that not everyone will be as kind to you as I am.

13. If I disappear, who will miss me crazily? ...

14. You don't understand, liking someone is predestined.

15. Give up what you can't get. Does it hurt to think of it every day?

16. Failure in thought and morality is better than not thinking at all.

17. red lanterns of seven courses brightened my future.

18. When I was at school, I liked playing football. Someone sarcastically said, I can't play for the national team anymore. I can't play better than Cristiano Ronaldo. What's the point of playing? Stop kicking.

19. Math is doing, doing it constantly, until you find that all the questions on the test paper have been done.

If love is a dream, I will never wake up in the middle of the night.

2 1. Is there anyone like me who is not your lover but can affect your mood?

22. Too much for yourself is selfishness. Giving up completely is also abusing a creature.

23. The more I think about the past with you, the more empty I feel. The future without you, the more I think about it, the sadder I feel.

24. Don't make any vows to me easily. I'm afraid they won't come true in the end and will eventually become ridiculous lies.

If one day, the world betrays you, at least I will betray the world for you.

26. Forget the bubbles in the color. The illusory fairyland is also a burden to you. What did you talk about, what did you not know, and what do you remember?

27. If one day, you walk into my heart, you will cry, because it is full of you. If one day, I walk into your heart, I will cry too, because there is no me there.

28. You are at a loss for me, but I am just absent-minded.