Cold and hot copy collection

1. Yes 1 day. Tofu wandered in the street and met with vinegar. Tofu jokingly said, "What a sour taste! Did you stir up other people's feelings again? "Vinegar 1 got angry, mixed with tofu!

I remembered that innocent time again. I remember once lying leisurely on the grass, looking at the white clouds floating in the blue sky. You stay by my side tenderly, look at me affectionately, and occasionally whisper in my ear, saying: baa-

Being a top designer was once the dream of countless people, and you and I both think it should be the most perfect one. On the novelty of speed theory, it is absolutely the first. Design one in one night. Ok, stop looking and go to bask in the quilt!

You are the most beautiful person I know. Your chubby figure is very cute. Everyone knows the habit of eating meat. Your thrifty personality deserves praise. But there is no need to lick the rice in the bowl every time.

5. There are no clouds in Wan Li, and streams are running; The grass on the roadside swayed with the wind, and the flowers were more beautiful; Listening to the voice of nature, the mood is so wonderful. But you ruined everything in a flash. Please choose a good time for farting next time!

6. Don't stop: the dream keeps chasing; Don't give up: there is a sunrise after the night; The road is bitter: sweat is a beautiful blessing; Remember: success is the next step. Take a big step, yeah, fall into the pit!

Seven. My hero aimed at the battlefield with a pair of binoculars and locked the enemy's actions. Although this wish failed, you still looked forward to it with a telescope … until one day the girl across the door cursed: What are you looking at? Smelly rascal!

Eight. You said, is death a god or a ghost ... God replied: God ... after all, being called a dead ghost is not that serious. ....

9. A woman found that the newly bought mobile phone was actually a fake. Crying and asking the phone: Why? What I want is genuine, not your parallel imports. The weak answer of the cottage: It is said that as long as you open the selfie every night, you will definitely not be able to sleep!

After class, take out a pack of paper towels from your bag and run to the toilet. After pulling it out, I look forward to the buns. ...

Eleven. I seldom eat instant noodles when I was a child, but I can only eat them once in a long time. I feel delicious every time I eat it, thinking: I must eat it every day when I grow up. As a result ... now the wish has come true!

Sometimes, when a person has an affair, people will spread quickly. Li was drunk yesterday. Later, after non-cyclic transmission, it became. Li met a girl yesterday and talked to her. After the failure, he got drunk and hit people!

13. I took the train today. When I was hungry, I took out a piece of chocolate cake to eat ... A child across the street stared, and then his mother said, "If the baby doesn't look, we won't eat shit ..."

Xiao Ming is a little unhappy. He sat on the sofa complaining. "Nobody likes me, and the whole world hates me!" His younger brother was playing games and encouraged him to say, "That's not certain, Xiao Ming. Some people don't even know you ... "

Fifteen.

"Brother, hurry to the hospital," Pig said. I heard that the hospital opened a department specially for you. " Wukong: "Oh? What department? " "

Idiot monkey! (pediatric rhinolaryngology) "

Sixteen years old. I tell people that I am actually handsome. But they don't believe me. They want me to prove it. I said: I put my photo in the pigsty where the village raised pigs. From then on, his sow ignored the boar. ...

17. The neighbor is a lovely child. One day, a guest came and pointed to the wedding photo on the wall and asked, who are the two people on the wall? Answer: "Mom and Dad, why didn't you?" The child held back for a long time and said, "I, I, I can't climb up."

18. The most embarrassing thing about the Spring Festival is that someone sent a message: Happy New Year! And you are staring at this strange number. But afraid to ask: Who are you? ...

19. Love is like the Spring Festival Evening, which is more lively and boring every year.

What is the longest time in the world? "

Nine dollars

9!

Nine dollars

9! As long as the audience

Nine dollars

9! Don't miss the path you have taken. The last few days! The last few days! "This sentence accompanied me in high school.

Every day after returning home for three years. ...