Woman humor, good night, tell me.

First,? Sometimes happiness is squeezed too tightly, and it will break all over the floor if you are not careful.

Second, a man can be your umbrella, but don't treat him as your own day.

Third, if you are willing to peel off my clothes layer by layer, you will be surprised that you will cry. I have a flat chest.

Fourth,? The husband hesitated and replied, "Your English is better than mine. You'd better go and have a look."

Fifth, whether we are crazy or not, we are going to start school.

Sixth,? There is a hole in your brain. There is water in the hole. There are fish in the water. The fish is spitting bubbles.

Seven, the current business is really embarrassing, even a once free drum-laughing hippo has now become a vip.

Eight,? What girls need now is not a prince, but a male god who can assist mathematics and physics.

Nine,? Abuse me thousands of times in winter, I feel like the first love in bed ~

Ten,? Only by complicating things can we show our ability to work!