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Humor of picking up children in rainy days

The humor of picking up children in rainy days is as follows:

1. Every rainy day, when I look at Mount Tai from afar, I always feel my soul is out of my body. I sent my children to school this morning. When I got home, I drank a glass of milk and went downstairs with my equipment. Aunt, the neighbor who came back from shopping, asked that it was raining. Why are you still out there? I replied: going up the mountain to cultivate immortality.

2. The entrance of the primary school is blocked in a pot of porridge, and you don't look at the traffic lights at all. When there were no signal lights, everyone was in a mess. Now that there are signal lights, it's still messy when it rains. We are also here to send our children to school. But we can't ignore the traffic rules for this reason. In this messy situation, children will also ask why they don't obey the traffic rules.

On a rainy morning, I sent my children to school. When I went out, I hurriedly took the bus card bag into a coin purse by mistake. When I got on the bus, I found that there was no change in the change bag. Thanks to today's master, but also thanks to a super slim master a long time ago. Although I don't know their names, I still want to thank them for their understanding!

On rainy days, the young mother who sent her children to school by electric car accidentally fell down. People passing by are in a hurry to do their own things and have their own ideas. Grandpa sanitation helped the young mother lift the electric car with difficulty, and the young mother thanked him gratefully! This is a scene that just happened at the intersection of Jacky Street and Beijing Road: Is that the most moving scenery on rainy days? !

On the way to work in the morning rush hour on rainy days, there is a kind of sadness that I am still in the same place for half an hour. The way to send children to school in Palm Tree Camp Primary School is paralyzed, and every traffic light intersection is motionless …

6, rainy days, traffic jams, local ten-line towns, sending children to school, traffic jams at the intersection of schools for an hour, like in movies, the police are always late. It's a joke that man can conquer nature, even if it rains, it can't be controlled.

7. Unconsciously, I remembered that autumn again. On the day of school, it rained lightly. Watching parents who send their children to school walk in the street in a hurry gives people inexplicable melancholy. Today, I am on the road again, and it is raining. I hope I won't cry in a different place like others. I just hope I don't worry my family!

8. When it rains, there will definitely be traffic jams. Can the relevant departments control the traffic? Those vehicles that take children to school will be directly paralyzed. Can you equip them with a school bus to pick them up, which is convenient for parents and can alleviate traffic congestion? I really can't help but spit.

9. I came back last night, woke up and sent my children to school on a rainy morning. It is very comfortable to look at the beautiful scenery and leisurely life outside, and it is also very comfortable to come back and look at the warm and humid people who are in a hurry.

10, it rained cats and dogs, so I couldn't bear to send my brother to school. Many children at the school gate also go to school by themselves as usual, and then find that almost all the parents who send their children are mothers!