There is no shortage of lines in the sketch (even the songs sung by Xiao Shenyang)

Zhao Benshan: Here we are.

Mao Mao: Here we are.

Zhao Benshan: This is the most expensive hotel in Tieling. Well, Scottish flirting.

Mao Mao: Your pronunciation is upside down, sir. It's Scottish

Zhao Benshan: Ah, mood, ha, let's eat here.

Mao Mao: Grandpa, is this old one expensive?

Zhao Benshan: Yes, we have money, more than 30,000 yuan. Where's the bag?

Mao Mao: I didn't take my bag.

Zhao Benshan: Money bag, yellow bag.

Mao Mao: That's it. I put it on the kang.

Zhao Benshan: Do you think there is anything else you can do for this child? You said this was for you, and it was put on the kang. Do you have any money in your pocket?

Mao Mao: Dou, you can keep the money and pay it back later. This is more than 70 yuan.

Zhao Benshan: I still have 400. All right.

Mao Mao: That's impossible.

Zhao Benshan: Oh, is that enough? Waiter.

(Little Shenyang Debut)

Shenyang: Sorry, Grandpa, this is an upscale hotel. We don't accept agricultural and sideline products.

Zhao Benshan: No, we eat.

Small Shenyang: Mom, eat.

Zhao Benshan: Isn't it?

Shenyang: Not really.

Zhao Benshan: I said, girl, this meal is very important.

Little Shenyang: Mom, who do you call a girl? He is a man!

Zhao Benshan: Then why are you dressed like this? Still wearing a skirt?

Shenyang: This is our Scottish style packaging. Besides, it's not a skirt. Isn't it cropped trousers? No, don't you have legs? Ha!

Zhao Benshan: Hehe.

Shenyang: God, I was in a hurry to wear it. God, why are there no crotch in the aisle?

Zhao Benshan: Sure, save that leg for tomorrow, hahahaha. Oh, boy, let me tell you something. I'm going to invite an important guest to dinner today. You must treat him well.

Shenyang: Oh, no problem.

Zhao Benshan: Come, let me ask you something. Well, how much does it cost for your hotel to be a good COP?

Shenyang: Why are you so impatient?

Zhao Benshan: No, I mean the most expensive one.

Small Shenyang: 10,000 to 20,000.

Zhao Benshan: A ... 20,000? Ah, well, is there such a situation, eating today and checking out tomorrow?

Shenyang: What should I pay attention to?

Zhao Benshan: No, it's not a white note. It's not money, it's money (Take out 100 to Xiao Shenyang) Then

Shenyang: What do you mean?

Zhao Benshan: Hint!

Shenyang: God, you are so bright and handsome!

Zhao Benshan: Hehe, it would be handsome to give 100. I'm telling you, this is not for nothing! You must give me enough face when the guests arrive, understand? You have to leave some for me when I order.

Shenyang: How to get a ride?

Zhao Benshan: Even if you give face, you can't spend too much money. I want expensive food.

Shenyang: Did I tell you?

Zhao Benshan: God, you are amazing. Here, take some and give you another 30. Let's go

Shenyang: I'll make it clear to you! ah

Zhao Benshan: Thank you.

Shenyang: Don't worry, huh?

Mao Mao: Grandpa, I'm a little hungry.

Zhao Benshan: Hungry? Have a bowl of noodles

Shenyang: Oh, a bowl of 78.

Zhao Benshan: What noodles are so expensive?

Small Shenyang: Scottish noodles with gravy.

Zhao Benshan: Is bittern expensive?

Small Shenyang: Halogen is free.

Zhao Benshan: Ah, how about a bowl of brine? Ah, try the salty one first. Go on, go on.

Shenyang: So, haven't you been there? !

Zhao Benshan: That's because I didn't come. If I had come, you would be here. Go, go, go.

Shenyang: Old man, I said noodles are free. Will you return them?

Zhao Benshan: Come on, stand up and tell you. Navi, a teacher from the Avenue of Stars, will be here soon. Will you please give me some face? This is the best chance of a lifetime, you know? Grandpa trained you for more than forty years.

Mao Mao: Grandpa, how old am I?

Zhao Benshan: I trained your father for more than 30 years. Is it? Your father is a semi-finished product, and I trained him to be the stationmaster of a cultural station. You must pass him. Have you made up your mind?

Mao Mao: Yes!

Zhao Benshan: Show determination!

Mao Mao: I designated red valley water, and waves beat waves. The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead, and each wave is stronger than the other. I took pictures of my father on the beach.

Zhao Benshan: (raising his fist) Ambitious!

Shenyang: Hey, here we are.

Zhao Benshan: Drink this brine first. I'm hungry.

Mao Mao: Gee, Grandpa, it's a little salty.

Zhao Benshan: Nothing. Give the whole bowl of water first.

Shenyang: Free water, right?

Zhao Benshan: Just plain water.

Shenyang: OK, wait a minute, I'll get you some water.

Zhao Benshan: How about this?

(Bi Fujian debuted)

Shenyang: Stop, stop, don't move. Oops? Don't you know who it is?

Bi Fujian: Who?

Shenyang: Wait, let me see. Zhu Jun? There is no white? No, Bi! Are you Mr. Bi?

Bi Fujian: I'm finished.

Shenyang: Oh, my God, is Mr. Bi here to play? Why did you come out? Oh, my god, someone, it's time to run, Mr. Bi.

Zhao Benshan: Hey, hey, hey, what's with the noise and the fire? The wolf kicked it out?

Little Shenyang: Teacher Bi.

Zhao Benshan: I know. This is my guest. (shaking hands)

Shenyang: Oh, my God, Miss Bi, can you take a picture with me?

Zhao Benshan: Wait a minute. You just arrived, right?

Bi Fujian: Just arrived.

Zhao Benshan: Hey, I've been waiting here for half a day.

Bi Fujian: Hello, hello. who is that speaking , please?

Zhao Benshan: Who are you looking for?

Bi Fujian: I'm looking for Zhao Tiezhu, the stationmaster of Lianhua Township Cultural Station.

Zhao Benshan: Yes, I'm Zhao Tiezhu's father. I am ..

Mao Mao: No, you are .. Zhao Tiezhu is my father.

Zhao Benshan: I'm Zhao Tiezhu's father. Aren't you looking for your father? No, I found it correct.

Bi Fujian: Dad ... No ... I said, I'm looking for your son.

Zhao Benshan: Ah, he is waiting for you in the village. Alas, the village is heavily decorated, and the secretary of the township head is waiting in line for you there, laying a hall, and then getting a big room, and getting a big photo for you to hang in the middle, surrounded by flowers.

Bi Fujian: Brother, what color are those flowers?

Zhao Benshan: There are both white and yellow.

Bi Fujian: Oh.

Zhao Benshan: It's beautiful. Really, ordinary people are waiting for you with pens, but they are crying.

Bi Fujian: Why are you crying?

Zhao Benshan: Not excited? Did you go? Start (a disease)

Bi Fujian: Oh, no, no, no, let's go to the village.

Zhao Benshan: The village arranged for me to have a meal in Tieling first, and then I will go afterwards. Look.

Bi Fujian: Eat here?

Zhao Benshan: It's the most expensive in Tieling. Let's go

Bi Fujian: No, no, no, grandpa, I didn't eat on the plane.

Zhao Benshan: Suit yourself, okay? Listen to me, okay? Start (a disease)

Shenyang: Teacher Bi, take a picture with me. Take a picture.

Bi Fujian: Are you a waiter? Looks euphemistic, doesn't it? Ha ha.

Zhao Benshan: I misunderstood when I first came here. You said there was no such skirt. Oh, my God.

Bi Fujian: Sit down.

Zhao Benshan: Have you just arrived?

Bi Fujian: Just arrived. Just arrived.

Zhao Benshan: We are fellow villagers.

Bi Fujian: Really?

Zhao Benshan: Aren't you from Dalian?

Bi Fujian: Yes, I'm from Dalian.

Zhao Benshan: Where do you live?

Bi Fujian: I live in Dalian Laobian Bay.

Zhao Benshan: Oh, there are relatives. Son, her grandfather is also in Laobian Bay. Also known as Bi.

Bi Fujian: What's your grandfather's name?

Mao Mao: Bi Meng Ting.

Bi Fujian: Your grandfather must be a good mahjong player.

Zhao Benshan: Why?

Bi Fujian: Close the door and stop.

Zhao Benshan: Oh, it's just that you called a door cannon. Say that ..

Bi Fujian: Bi Fujian.

Zhao Benshan: Hehe, it seems to be Xiao Cui. It's true. Oh, my God, look at that smile. It looks like a picture of your grandfather before he left. Look at that. .

Mao Mao: Hey, Grandpa, it's more like not laughing.

Bi Fujian: I don't think I can hide.

Zhao Benshan: If a child can't be with his grandfather in his life, just kiss him. Grandpa cried her out when he left. Please recognize him!

Mao Mao: Hello, Grandpa!

Bi Fujian: Hey, don't, don't, don't, get up, it's the New Year. If you come here, I have to give you lucky money.

Zhao Benshan: Oh, no. No, oh, my God. Oh, this guy, come on.

Shenyang: Miss Bi, take a picture with me.

Zhao Benshan: We haven't eaten yet. Now get up and order. Let's go

Small Shenyang: Place an order after taking photos.

Zhao Benshan: Come on, finish the photo!

Shenyang: Did you run away?

Zhao Benshan: Who runs? It's all low-key Don't say this and that. Her grandfather, these are really relatives. Please order.

Bi Fujian: No, no,no. Let's grab something to eat. You came when you came.

Zhao Benshan: Now that our family is rich, the life of farmers is different from the past. Just eat hard. How much can you eat? I want to order.

Zhao Benshan: Four Australian abalone!

Shenyang: Sorry, there isn't.

Bi Fujian: Don't order anything so expensive. Come down.

Zhao Benshan: A four-catty lobster.

Shenyang: Sorry, it's not that big!

Zhao Benshan: How big is it?

Small Shenyang: It's over a kilo.

Zhao Benshan: Do you have anything weighing more than one catty?

Shenyang: Yes or no?

Zhao Benshan: Now, let me tell you something. Is this your shop? You don't understand. Not bad money!

Shenyang: Oh, no!

Bi Fujian: Let me see. Don't order shark fin.

Zhao Benshan: Don't eat shark fin. Once I ate shark fin, I got stuck. Later, it was not easy to choke vinegar on steamed bread, so I took it out with tweezers in the hospital! Don't eat that thing

Bi Fujian: Neither did he.

Zhao Benshan: No, why do you want nothing in this hotel? What are you doing? Did this man come easily? You call your boss.

Shenyang: No.

Zhao Benshan: You only remember that one is gone, right? Boss!

Small Shenyang: Ah, boss, I went out as the boss said.

Zhao Benshan: Where have you been?

Shenyang: no, no.

Zhao Benshan: What the hell are you eating here?

Bi Fujian: ... Have some home-cooked food, everyone.

Zhao Benshan: Folk, right? Come to the people. In this way, there is a pheasant stewed mushrooms.

Shenyang: No.

Zhao Benshan: You can have this.

Shenyang: There really isn't.

Zhao Benshan: Well, I brought you this. We have duck eggs and this. Thank you for bringing it.

Bi Fujian: Oh, brother.

Zhao Benshan: I brought it to Beijing for you. Now I can't take it away, so I have to eat it here.

Bi Fujian: Pheasants can't be eaten.

Zhao Benshan: This is domestic. Wild mushrooms. Stew this in a pressure cooker for a long time. Let's go Ok, here's a dish. Come on, idiot.

Shenyang: Who are you calling an idiot?

Zhao Benshan: Oh, no, I said pick up another idiot.

Shenyang: No.

Zhao Benshan: Please, I do. Let's go In this way, this egg is fried with green onions.

Bi Fujian: Brother, why are all the materials ready for your next hotel?

Zhao Benshan: No, he didn't. The problem is, he didn't. He can't find the money to do it. What are these dishes? Two. Guess what? I'll give you a chance. Mr. Bi came to your hotel and said no?

Shenyang: Send one? God, why are you so picky? You said you didn't finish ordering one, so we have to make another one, right?

Zhao Benshan: I said, young man, if you do this, we won't be lonely. After I ordered it, you didn't have abalone or lobster.

Shenyang: Is there anything you haven't counted?

Zhao Benshan: What do I have? Didn't you say no

Shenyang: Stop it. What will happen if it happens in the future?

Zhao Benshan: It's not a question of existence. Is it money or something?

Shenyang: I know my uncle is not short of money. I mean, it's easy for Mr. Bi to come once. We can't care about money when we eat and drink, uncle. You see, I am young, but I have come to the conclusion that a person's life is actually short. Sometimes thinking about it is like sleeping. As soon as you close your eyes, a day will pass, heh ~ as soon as you close your eyes, this life will pass, heh ~

Bi Fujian: Brilliant, young man!

Zhao Benshan: Gao Ming, he is a fart!

Shenyang: Grandpa, I didn't mean anything else.

Zhao Benshan: What do you mean?

Shenyang: I mean, people can't take money too seriously. Money is an external thing. Do you know what is the most painful thing in a person's life?

Zhao Benshan: Ang?

Small Shenyang: When people die, money is spent.

Zhao Benshan: Do you know what is the most painful thing in life?

Shenyang: What?

Zhao Benshan: People are still alive, and the money is gone. Not bad money, don't worry, just sit there.

Shenyang: Hey, it's a beautiful day today.

Zhao Benshan: This kid. ..

Shenyang: This is embarrassing!

Zhao Benshan: Her grandfather will come quickly. This dish will be cooked for a while. Look at the duck eggs. The child has been an artistic germ since he was a child. ...

Bi Fujian: Art Cell.

Zhao Benshan: See if you can get on your way. Great talent!

Bi Fujian: I get it, brother. You came to pick me up today to let your granddaughter go to our Avenue of Stars.

Zhao Benshan: Yes. Have such a relationship.

Bi Fujian: Oh, and what did she order?

Zhao Benshan: Come on, show it to Grandpa. All right, waiter, come on, get Mike, karaoke. Give me that microphone. Stand still.

Bi Fujian: So be it. Let's play by our rules.

Zhao Benshan: What are your rules?

Bi Fujian: Come on, sign up.

Mao Mao: Since. ..

Zhao Benshan: Just look ahead. Take it easy. Just put it there. Say it.

Mao Mao: I, I come from Shuigouzi of Lianhuachi, a big city in Tieling. My name is Duck Egg. Today, I feel very impulsive. It's sunny tonight, and it's cloudy and sunny tonight.

Shenyang: Oh, my God, I'm reporting the weather forecast, hehe.

Zhao Benshan: Don't tell her. Don't be sad.

Bi Fujian: Go on, go on.

Mao Mao: I'm in the mood. . The weather changed from cloudy to sunny. Oh, why? That is me. I found my grandfather. My grandfather is very kind. She can take me to that smooth road.

Bi Fujian: Avenue of Stars.

Zhao Benshan: Avenue of Stars.

Mao Mao: On the Avenue of Stars, I am very grateful to my grandfather for giving me this opportunity. I am very grateful to you. If you can really lead me on this road, I will thank your eighth ancestor. I thank you on behalf of eight generations of ancestors. I can't forget your kindness to me. I will never forget you in my life. When I am a ghost, I will never let you go.

Bi Fujian: Grandpa, no, her grandpa, the more I listen to it, the more I panic.

Zhao Benshan: No, this kid just wants to get back at you.

Bi Fujian: Revenge?

Zhao Benshan: No, report, report, report, report, report, report, cancel? I will repay you, no! thank you very much for your kindness！ Ah! You won't forget grandpa if you succeed! Sing, sing.

Bi Fujian: Can you sing?

Zhao Benshan: Oh, the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau in Li Guyi.

Mao Mao: That is Li Na's.

Zhao Benshan: Li Na? Sing who you love.

Mao Mao: Who brought the ancient call, who left the Millennium expectation? ...

Zhao Benshan: No singing in the middle, the last song, alas, la ~ that.

Mao Mao: That's the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau.

Bi Fujian: You are still young. Your voice is really high.

Zhao Benshan: Come on, let's play another key. Let's go

Mao Mao: That ... that. ..

Zhao Benshan: And then ... and then. ..

Mao Mao: Grandpa, the salt water is a little salty. ...

Bi Fujian: OK, OK, OK.

Zhao Benshan: Well, what's more, the one I cried and sang later.

Bi Fujian: Wait ... Wait a minute.

Zhao Benshan: Even crying and talking.

Bi Fujian: What program?

Zhao Benshan: That's the speaker in the back ... how difficult my family is, that part.

Bi Fujian: No, no, no, that's called acceptance speech. The Avenue of Stars is all true stories. You, you haven't been to Beijing or participated in the Avenue of Stars. So you, you, will accept the acceptance speech?

Zhao Benshan: No, it's ... it's related. Besides, can she not win the prize? Listen, I don't know if her grandfather is here. Come on, come on, cry, cry. This kid is amazing. He will cry on the count of three. One, two, three, cry.

Mao Mao: Cry?

Zhao Benshan: Cry! Why are you finished? Why do you cry so fast at home? You're finished. Come on, come on.

Mao Mao: I don't cry when I'm cold.

Zhao Benshan: I have feelings for grandpa. Come and see grandpa. This is a picture of your grandfather. Let's go Cry!

Mao Mao: ... (from crying to laughing)

Zhao Benshan: You piece of shit, what are you laughing at? Why are you crying? What are you laughing at? !

Mao Mao: Oh, this is so interesting. Where are the photos?

Bi Fujian: Stop, stop, stop, stop. Good talent and good singing skills.

Zhao Benshan: OK?

Shenyang: that's not bad God, go if you can.

Zhao Benshan: Where are you going? You, serve the food quickly!

Shenyang: I'm going to the Avenue of Stars.

Zhao Benshan: What avenue are you going to? It's hard for you to get on the kang! Come on, serve.

Shenyang: It's easy for Mr. Bi to come. Let me show you. I can also sing.

Zhao Benshan: How can I have time? Listen. You know, it's all about the art world. What are you singing as a waiter?

Shenyang: Just let me sing a song.

Zhao Benshan: I won't let you sing!

Shenyang: I won't serve you food unless you let me sing!

Zhao Benshan: If you don't serve me food, I'll go to your boss!

Shenyang: I'll tell you your hospitality when you tell my boss!

Zhao Benshan: I'm looking for your boss ... Do you want to know what you have to say ... You have to say that he was appointed to sing better than him.

Bi Fujian: If you do this, you can still tell me, or you can sign up.

Shenyang: Well, actually, Miss Bi, my fate is the same as hers, and I am also a grandfather named Bi!

Zhao Benshan: Come on, don't be ridiculous. You should sing yours. Where are you from?

Bi Fujian: Hey, young man, what can I get you?

Shenyang: ang, I can imitate the show.

Bi Fujian: Imitate who?

Shenyang: Imitate Teacher Liu Huan.

Bi Fujian: Who is Miss Liu Huan?

Shenyang: Me and you.

Zhao Benshan: You sing alone. I just got off the plane, and I'm tired of singing with you like this?

Bi Fujian: No, he sang with me.

Zhao Benshan: Follow me. I won't sing with him.

Bi Fujian: Let me explain to you, brother. This is a song called Me and You.

Zhao Benshan: Oh.

Little Shenyang: the title of the song. I sing a song for Mr. Bi. Uh-huh, uh-huh, you and I, heart to heart, * * * live on the earth ... Oh, my God, I went to sing myths, as if.

Zhao Benshan: Please drop it. Your singing is off center, and so are your pants. You said you, you went astray, stop singing and serve!

Shenyang: I'm very excited.

Zhao Benshan: Go and serve the dishes.

Shenyang: No, no, I'll sing another song. Teacher Bi, can I sing another song?

Zhao Benshan: What are you singing?

Shenyang: Let me sing a song by Dao Lang.

Zhao Benshan: Come on, you can sing a scarab song.

Bi Fujian: No, no, brother, Dao Lang. This is not the name of an insect. It's a personal name, Dao Lang. The singer's name, Dao Lang.

Shenyang: Well, Dao Lang's voice has a sense of vicissitudes. The first snow in 2002 came later than before.

Bi Fujian: If there was one more, who else would you sing?

Shenyang: I can also sing the Avenue of Stars and get out of that Po.

Bi Fujian: Po, speak up!

Little Shenyang: Next, I will sing a folk song of northern Shaanxi to Teacher Bi, and Shandandan is in full bloom. The flowers in Shandandan are blooming, and the red is bright and fresh ~ Chairman Mao Aha leads us to fight the country.

Chairman Mao led us to climb the peak. ...

Bi Fujian: Calm down.

Small Shenyang: hit rivers and mountains ~

Bi Fujian: What's your name?

Little Shenyang: My Chinese name is Little Shenyang.

Bi Fujian: Do you have a foreign name?

Little Shenyang: The British name is Xiao Shen Yang ~

Bi Fujian: What's his name?

Zhao Benshan: Don't you understand? The English name is Small Loss Sample.

Bi Fujian: Where are you from, young man?

Small Shenyang: a native of Lianhua Township.

Bi Fujian: Is it from Lianhua Township?

Shenyang: Yes.

Bi Fujian: Brother, that little Shenyang your son asked me to find is him!

Shenyang: Is that me?

Bi Fujian: Well, why don't you follow me to Beijing tomorrow and take the Avenue of Stars?

Shenyang: God, thank you, Teacher Bi! Oh, my God, I'm so excited!

Zhao Benshan: Hey hey, her grandpa, look at you. This child is really related. Besides, I stewed all my things for you. The problem is. You .. this child .. if you don't give me face, you have to give her grandfather face, which

Bi Fujian: No, no, no.

Zhao Benshan: Why not let her grandpa talk to you himself?

Bi Fujian: No, no, no, I want to know, is it famous?

Zhao Benshan: She is not famous. She is ... like you, I don't recommend her. She is quite famous. You go to Sohu. Watch the news. High hit rate. Wow, more than two years. It's called duck egg.

Bi Fujian: Oh, she is the duck egg that Sohu said. com？

Zhao Benshan: Is that her?

Bi Fujian: Oh, that's great. That's it. You serve the food right away. Today's dinner is on me. My treat. Ah, Duck Egg, you will go to Beijing and the Avenue of Stars with your big brother tomorrow. If you make a combination, it's not bad money.

Mao Mao: Me, me, me too?

Bi Fujian: Sure.

Mao Mao: Thank you, Grandpa!

Shenyang: Thank you, Grandpa!

Zhao Benshan: Tell you what, Mr. Bi.

Bi Fujian: Huh?

Zhao Benshan: Isn't your Avenue of Stars a stage for the people? Anyone can participate.

Bi Fujian: That's right.

Zhao Benshan: They both want it, so they can accept me.

Bi Fujian: Does Sohu also have your name on it?

Zhao Benshan: Oh, please try it. Besides, I haven't told you an important secret.

Bi Fujian: What's the secret?

Zhao Benshan: Actually, my grandfather's surname is Bi!

(At the end of the play)

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