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Qq talks about domineering non-mainstream

1, shoot you into the sky, you are shoulder to shoulder with the sun.

2. One day there will be water, and I will call the Yangtze River a current.

3, heaven and earth, I am the only one.

4. I can't afford to raise my ancestors or dogs.

Someone told me that there is nothing more complicated than love in this world. I dropped a math book in his face.

6. You may be awesome, but I'm not? you

7, the road you choose, you have to go through.

8. I will cross the world that the Buddha can't cross.

9. I have smoked, drunk, loved scum and trusted dogs.

10, is it enough for my country to support you in a disaster?

1 1. I can apologize, but you must listen on your knees.

12, if you had a sword in your hand, you would hold it and walk forward. If you don't have a sword in your hand, forget it and go forward.

13, when I was young, I rode a long horse song and fell drunk in the mountains and rivers outside the clouds. I once remembered that Lantai warm wine accompanied the moon setting.

14. If you don't like me, you will eat shit until you like me.

15. If the wolf turns back, it is either gratitude or revenge.

16, I was probably too short-sighted, so I always thought that all the dogs I met in my life were people.

17, it doesn't matter if you like waves, just don't drown.

18, the world is big, who is it?

19, be your own king, why pay attention to the dog behind you? The world is that even dogs will ride on your head and shit.

20. I would rather lose this world than let it lose me!

2 1, I have to say, you are quite suitable, bitches match dogs, forever, don't thank me, I know I am tolerant.

22, the sky does not give me glory, incarnate as a demon, with a sword in my hand, what can I do?

23. There is no breakup in my dictionary, only widowhood.

24. Get the three-foot sword of Qingfeng, get drunk and cut the sky, and fall into Changhong.

25. Call me ugly. Why don't you go to the sky and stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun?

26. The day when my king came back from the spirit, when you bowed down.

27. My life is not determined by heaven, and heaven will destroy me.

28. If the fate of this life is unfinished, I would rather bear the responsibility of this world.

29. I just want to put you on the bed without love words tonight.

30. Ugliness is not important. They are most afraid of being ugly, confident and always shameless. Bitch in heat is not as coquettish as you.

3 1, laugh and watch the sky go out, I am Artemisia.

32. Heaven abandons the world heritage, and the sky goes out, running through ancient and modern times. Only I am independent, this body is immortal, and all the bones are shattered!

33. I laughed from the horizontal knife and went to live in the liver and gallbladder.

34. If you like it, you have to confess. If it's a big deal, even friends can't do it. It's no use being friends. I don't lack friends. I lack you.

35, the vast land is broken with a sword, where the bustling songs fall. Leaning against the clouds hides loneliness, even if others laugh at me.

36. I once stood out from the crowd and waved my knife into the sky.

37. I feel that I am not going to school now, but learning from me, simple and rude without wearing a condom.

38. If you say that the heights are too cold, I will give you the mountain.

39. Being beautiful is your advantage, and living beautifully is my skill.

40. No one is qualified to measure my future by my past.

4 1, except me, everyone is not suitable for a lifetime with you.

42. I won't do anything that I regret. I only do things that you regret.

43. A man who is more diligent in changing women than changing sanitary napkins will have your dysmenorrhea sooner or later.

44. I just like you What can you do?

45. If you are not ruthless enough, you will not be worthy of the battlefield and enjoy picturesque scenery.

46, Fu Jian Tianya, the dust is dying. Wandering all over western Western jackdaw, he can do anything. Who told me to put it down? Until I met her.

47. When you are in love, your legs will spread out. Say goodbye when you are tired.

48. Your world has nothing to do with me. You only deserve to see my world.

49. I can't satisfy everyone, and I'm not afraid of being photographed by the whole world.

50. Don't take your life too seriously. Anyway, no one can leave the game alive in the end.

5 1. If you abandon me, you can also bully me. If the world abandons me, the world should be destroyed.

52. I want to go to the sword, be a prodigal son, and drink all the words in an unknown pub.

Since God has given talents, let them be used! , spin one thousand silver, all back! .

54, the vast land is broken with a sword, and the bustling songs fall.

If the sky shines on me, I will be more arrogant than the sky.

56. If I become a Buddha, there is no magic in the world; If I become a demon, I can't become a Buddha.

57. abandon a generation of rivers and mountains, gather half a century of madness, and seek an opponent, just for the first world war!

58. I don't want to say good night to you, I want to sleep with you.

59. I was enjoying the scenery and chatting. Sang Ma listened to a pipa, and the song ended, so I had no worries.

Seeing their wedding photos, I really want to PS them in black and white and hang them on the wall.

6 1, you can't even be friends if you like. It's no use being friends. I don't lack friends. I just need you.

62. When I die, you are a minister after all!

63, ten steps to kill a person, thousands of miles away. After you finish, brush off your clothes, don't show any sound, and hide in the depths.

64. Don't say I forgot you. I don't even remember you.

65, a sword and a flute level business, fifteen years is not crazy.

66. The person you dream of should go to bed when you wake up.

67. Those who follow me prosper and those who oppose me perish.

68. No matter how rough a woman is, she wants to have a home. No matter how wild a man is, I can accept it

69. If anyone takes my place in your arms, I will send her directly to the crematorium.

70. Drink if you have a stomachache, hurt yourself if you are uncomfortable, jump off a building if you are in a bad mood, and don't find someone I like to accompany you.

7 1, the sword refers to the sky, I am willing to cut off the world of mortals for you, cover the whole world, and punish thieves, just ask Zhan Yan to chuckle.

72. For you, I will stand by and watch the world, accompany you and travel around the world.

73. Being born in the underworld is over. What's wrong with dying in hell? Dead people are almost the same as dead people, so you should only wander in a foreign land.

74. I just like the way you don't like me, but you can't do me.

75. Fight for the world, even if the rivers and mountains collapse. Don't go home without a play. Life is peaceful and the horizon is endless.

76. Passerby A and Passerby B were walking on the road, and a car came behind them, and then they both became passers-by cakes.

77. If you secretly love another man and give you a token, I will kill him if he doesn't accept it. If he accepts, he will only kill him.

78. If the sky presses me, if the earth detains me and crushes me that day, we will be born free. Who dares to stand on it?

79. No matter how good the chain is, you can't tie a dog that loves to run.

80. If you don't work hard, how can you make your ex regret it, how can you make your secret love public, and how can you make your face grow?

8 1, go against the sky, there are exceptions. If you don't obey me, there will be no life.

82. One should also step out of the momentum of a thousand troops.

83. Don't insist, don't stay. He has the ability to let go easily, so I lost my temper and turned to leave.

84. People's potential can be stimulated. For example, if you give me 50 kg of bricks, I may not be able to carry them, but if you give me 100 kg of RMB, I will definitely pick them up and run.

85. When you like someone, you feel like nothing.

86. In front of me, the enemy either fled or was defeated!

87. You can't even hold something when I give it to you.

Be my boyfriend. You can go surfing every day, chat with other women and roll sheets. Call me whenever you are tired, and I will drag you home and stab you to death.