I'll tell my sister.

Classic funny QQ signature: Don't be infatuated with your sister who makes you vomit blood.

1, I watched the starry sky with my friends and burst into tears. He was lovelorn and I sprained my neck.

2. Buddha said: Give up, and if you give up, you will get it. I gave up and got nothing.

3, our goal is: look at money, make money from the rough! So we must work hard to make money!

When you point the finger at others, don't forget that there are three other fingers pointing at yourself.

5. Money is a lovely thing, 10,000 yuan is a lovely thing, and 20,000 yuan is even more lovely.

6, drinking is to drown the pain, but this damn pain can swim.

7, don't be infatuated with elder sister, elder sister makes you vomit blood, don't be infatuated with elder brother, sister-in-law will make a fool of yourself.

8. Pain is. Cats eat meat. Dogs eat fish. I have nothing to eat.

9. Your gentleness intoxicates me; But when I think of you, I go backwards.

10, the difference between scrambled eggs with tomatoes and scrambled eggs with tomatoes lies in who is fried.

1 1, you can't lift your feet when you are crowded, because there is no place to put them down when you lift your feet.

12, even if it is a piece of shit, you will meet dung beetles one day.

13, one minute is completely different for people waiting outside the toilet.

14, I never hold grudges. I usually report it on the spot.

15, I wonder if I lost my white horse and the prince dared not come back to see me.

16, if you ignore me, I will cry, then make trouble, and finally go to bed.

17, I'm curious, how much courage supports you to live with that face.

18, since I chose to come to this world, I don't intend to go back alive.

19, I also want to keep a low profile, but they always give me applause and scream.

20, you told me to roll, I rolled, you told me to come back, I'm sorry I rolled to Mars.

2 1, I tried to rush out of this world, but I still lingered for a long time.

22. I can resist anything but temptation. I can stand anything except thinking of you.

23. Looking forward to the stars, looking forward to the moon, looking forward to it, but finally looking forward to the sun.

24. I want to write your name on paper and put it in my ass pocket. A fart will kill you.

25, I am not your doll, let me cry and I will cry, let me laugh and I will laugh.

26. In this society, this person is not for himself, and the devil takes the hindmost. Don't think about who you are sorry for.

27. I am honest and never lie, except this sentence.

28. I come from a valley. I don't know anything. Where's your mother?

29. Wear your own shoes, follow other people's path, and let others have no choice.

30. Don't think you are a scholar when you go to the toilet with a newspaper, but want to be toilet paper.

3 1, I suddenly feel that I have lost all my pain because of your departure.

Love to eat is also an art, so don't stop me from pursuing art because of obesity.

33. A friend said that the reason of constipation is that the gravity of the toilet is too small.

34, don't give him some color to see see, he won't know that my home is a dyehouse.

35. Some people say that smoking is lonely, so I will smoke hard.

36. Don't think that you are an uncle by leading a cow around.

37. I want to plant more trees now, in order not to hang myself on a tree in the future.

38. The little girl wants to find a white horse in her dream. When she opened her eyes, she found mules running around the world.

Don't be infatuated with my sister, she will give you a nosebleed.

Arrogant and domineering, super-pulling a brand, 50 sentences recommended.

1, don't shout everywhere that the world has abandoned you. The world doesn't belong to you.

Don't call me arrogant, but I refuse to deal with animals!

Don't say you will change, it will hinder my pace and waste my youth.

Sorry, I have my first hero and don't want to be your second daughter. thank you

I keep telling myself that I don't want it if I can't think of it. If I can't get it, I don't want it.

If everything becomes boring, I don't mind giving up halfway.

7. Falling in love with your life is not for everyone!

I can't give you the whole world. However, my world is all for you!

Please take your high-profile love and get out of my sight.

10, I have enough ambition to satisfy anyone's madness.

1 1. If it's mine, don't move. If it's not mine, just leave it there.

12, if you love, you will feel sorry for yourself. Everything is just singing for love.

13, happiness is a virus, I am the source of the virus, infecting you and the whole world.

14. When I have the ability to leave, I will never stay for half a second.

15, when it gets dark, the whole sun is under our feet. What are we afraid of?

16, your name will appear in my household registration book one day.

17, if my love hurts anyone, then I will give up my love.

18, you have no choice but to love me. Otherwise, you will eventually drown in my overwhelming thoughts.

19, I am not a customer service staff, and you have no right to ask me to answer this and that.

Listen, I allow you to like me. We have no choice but to grow old together.

No one can tell me to lose unless I don't want to win.

22. I can't do it alone. I have never been tough, so no one needs to worry.

23. Only you in this world can have the right to hurt me, and this right is given by me.

24. I am a passer-by who you turn around and forget. Why should I spend time with you on earth?

25. I will do anything except love you.

26, don't be infatuated with elder sister, elder sister will make you nosebleed.

27. If you are not me, you'd better not interpret my life with your own understanding.

28. Your love is not worthy, and neither is my love.

29. There are no losers in the world unless you don't want to win.

Don't think you are great. In my eyes, you are nothing

3 1, I stick to my style, I live in my time.

32, embrace the only you in the world, hopelessly firm.

33. Change an eternity in an instant, and change your present with your present from now on.

As a rainbow, the whole sky should shine after rain.

35. People who like you want your gift; People who love you also want your future.

When the time is right, let's hold hands aboveboard.

I don't want to owe you anything. I have collected all the cold water you poured on me. I'll pour it back to you after boiling.

38. I can love it vigorously, or I can love it dry and crisp, but it all depends on you.

39, stop it, you don't understand, this is the distance. I told you, but you still don't understand. This is the generation gap.

40. Stay with me. Do you want everything? No matter how wild you are, you know you should refuse.

4 1. Although I don't have enviable love, I have a friendship that makes me proud.

42. Don't tell me how nice she is. Why didn't you tell me I brought you?

Everyone enjoys success, but the road to success is not necessarily what everyone wants to take.

Shake hands with loneliness and greet the air. Don't be too nice to me. I will be proud.

45. What about being abandoned by the whole world? I still have myself, and I love myself.

46. If you think I'm gullible, please go on and I'll watch you perform.

47. Always be a first-class version of yourself and always be a second-class version of others.

48. I feel bad today. I just want to say four sentences, including the first two. I quit.

49. One day my name will appear in your household registration book, so I can't be your wife's stepmother.

I want you to know that I am beginning to love you, and you have no right to refuse.

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1, give me a hug and I'll give you a tomorrow.

I don't have time to fall in love with you. I want to marry you. This is the best confession I have ever heard.

A good sister will never ask you right or wrong, only who your opponent is.

4. Never abandon the friendship between life and death, and reincarnate as a sister.

5, rather than humble love, it is better to be arrogant and lonely.

6. I have no time to participate in your past, but you will have me in your future.

7. I can go on with you alone, even if no one is behind me after failure.

8. True friends have no status difference.

9, beauty is just a metaphor, handsome boy is just a name.

10, being a woman must be a woman and have a queen model.

1 1, when I am strong, I will give you the whole world.

12, don't judge my future by your past.

13, a person's greatest weakness is to love someone who doesn't love himself.

14 Please put away your posture and don't think that you know me very well.

15, you have the power to force me, and I have the power to kill you.

16. If loneliness can run aground, happiness will last forever.

17, I don't want to be the shadow you want, because I want to be myself.

18, I can't hold a grain of sand in my eyes, and I can't hold you.

19, true feelings are not afraid of not contacting, and true friends are not afraid of being suspected.

20. When my strength is exhausted, I will kill all the people who failed you in the world.

2 1, falling in love with you is inevitable in life.

22. You laugh at my friends who are seldom alone, and I pity you for so many insincere friends.

23, my friend, I only care about quality, not quantity, only my heart!

24. Things are lost, there is no need to find them back.

25. People who understand me don't need to explain, and people who don't understand me don't need to explain.

I didn't participate in your past, and I won't go away in your future.

27. The world laughs that I am too crazy, and I laugh that the world cannot see through it.

28. Cherish what you have, and don't look back if you give up.

29. Although I don't know what the math teacher said in class, I feel very powerful.

30. Life is not over, and no one is qualified to say forever.

3 1, don't expect me to understand, don't expect me to understand.

32. Instead of praying for a plain life, pray for yourself to become stronger.

33. Isn't it better to know yourself? Why do you want others to know yourself?

34. Waiting is not a matter of time, it is worth it.

35. Come to me if you can, or get out if you can't.

No one can knock me down unless I fall down first!

37. I am strong, nothing can destroy my inner peace!

38. Feelings are not natural disasters, but happiness is your own master.

39. Today you offend me, and tomorrow you will perish!

40. Can you tell me? Whether the eyes have no direction or the heart is blind.

4 1, please give me back everything I have paid for you.

42. I am not afraid of life setbacks, but I am afraid of wrinkles in my memories.

43. When you don't like me, you can choose to commit suicide or go blind!

44. I am neither a glass nor a crystal, and I will not be easily seen through.

45. The sleeping lion is still king after waking up.

46, I am me, fireworks of different colors, I have the right to be emotional, not to live for you!

You can stop looking at me, but you can't belittle me.

48. The world is so big that I can live without your father's care. I live better and brighter than you!

49. I broke my heart when I was young, but now I forget it. This is only a moment of youth and frivolity. Why is it forever?

50. When spring blossoms, it is the day of rebirth.

5 1, the ending of mistress, besides betrayal, is an affair.

52. Dude, I'm holding hands with you. You can only love me in this life.

53. Even if the road ahead is hard, we must persevere. Only the bully can create brilliance.

I don't care about your first love, I only care about your last love.

55. Be a good girl, and together we will harm all directions.

56. On my stage, you are no longer the protagonist.

57. We must have the determination to make a quick decision and the courage to never regret it.

58. Love while you are young and love yourself when you love the world.

59. McDull said that if you don't sleep happily, let it go. It's okay to be sad, but it's not good to hurt your stomach

60. I don't know the ending. I am very happy now.

6 1, I'm not charming, but I really treat people.

62. Paying is not about value, but about profit.

No one needs to give sunshine, we are the sun ourselves.

Please leave my heart when I come back.

65. True friends will not alienate even if they don't chat every day.

66. Stand at the top of life and overlook the diversity of life.

67. I love you because I am loyal to my faith in love.

68. When I hold you, you are a cup. When I let you go, you are a glass slag.

69. Friends or lovers, if you are not sincere to me, why should I be sincere to you?

70. My pride is created by myself.

7 1, how disdainful you are, how perfunctory I am.

72. As long as you give me glory, I will be crazy!

73. No one can take anything that belongs to me!

74, generous play, stable love!

75. Being bullied by others is a kind of practice. It is also a practice to slap back the bad of others.

76. A friend with a boyfriend is the world, and I just wear headphones, which is the world.

77. In ancient times, the story of Diusim was fascinating. Today, Sister Ning has no enemies.

78. I don't care if you want eternity.

79. I have my own style, and you can't afford to imitate it.

Don't be infatuated with me, I'm an insecticide.

1, don't turn a deaf ear to my concern. I haven't cared about anyone for a long time.

2. In the end, you became someone else's mistress. I know it's not because of love.

3. I am my friend and my classmate, and I'm called the Three Musts.

Don't blame others for forgetting you, and you have never hidden anyone.

5, don't compare, don't compare, don't be angry with animals.

6, don't be obsessed with my sister, my sister is an insecticide!

We have no choice but to grow old together.

8. Make a mistake for the first time, make a mistake for the second time and make a mistake for the third time.

9. The red rose falls on the ground and becomes your wedding dress in heaven.

10, the children of other people's children in parents' mouths are our enemies.

1 1, I have been wandering between a lady and a rough girl.

12, boss, do you have any coke? Give me a bottle of sprite.

13, you have grown up, you are crazy, you are nostalgic, and this is all your own business.

14, those memories you mentioned are not worth mentioning at all.

15, in fact, we can boil all the problems down to two kinds: one is that we are hungry and have no food; One is full.

16, man is iron, fan is steel, don't pretend to panic for a day.

17, when can I become a bird, and see who is unhappy with bird flu.

18, there is no regret medicine in the world, only rat poison.

19, I don't need others to love me, I love myself more than anyone else.

20. We are strangers after all, perhaps because we are used to being far away from each other.

2 1, I invite you to eat lollipops, you eat lollipops, and I eat sugar.

22. Be a koala in your next life! Sleep for twenty hours, eat for two hours and play for two hours every day. This is the perfect life!

23. I have the ability to pick up girls, but unfortunately I am a girl.

Thank you for stealing my partner and letting me know that he/she is putting on airs.

25. If you are in a bad mood, go to the supermarket, shake the coke, pound the rice jar, break off Dove and pinch Master Kong. .

26, a very fresh flower, inserted in a cow dung!

27. One person is happy, two people are alive, and three people live to the death.

28. Looking at beautiful women in the street, a little higher is appreciation; Any lower is a hooligan.

29. I am so desperate to shut up the people who once looked down on me!

30, self-assertion depression and self-assertion cheer up, this is a woman.

3 1, can I touch your school badge? You made your chest attack so fresh and refined!

32. A person's greatest weakness is not selfish, savage and willful, but paranoid love for someone who doesn't love himself.

33, ready to sing: I hope you are not as good as me, die earlier than me, eat badly and sleep badly, especially old.

34. The only way to catch a man should be never to satisfy him.

The advantage of being a woman is that she can stare at other people's breasts in public.

36. It is tiring to rely on the happiness given by others. From now on, you should give yourself happiness.

37. The luxury of love is not worthy of my sister's dull mood.

38. I just have a crush on him. I just like him. I just can't live without him. I'm too stubborn.

Don't call my eyes bad, and don't call him ugly. I don't like him because of his appearance.

40. If I want to, if you want to, I can risk my life for love.