Humor of being fined by traffic police

1, the line was pressed last week, and it was speeding this week. I don't know how to violate the rules next week, which is more expensive than taking a taxi to work.

2. I just finished the wedding banquet today, thinking that the traffic police would definitely not check the car. I bravely drove home, drove slowly and saw a beautiful woman who looked familiar. I stopped to let her get on the bus and said I'd take you by the way. After the sister paper came up, I frowned and said that I didn't wear a uniform today. Next time I catch it, I will abide by the rules and regulations! I woke up after drinking. Didn't you go to the traffic police detachment two days ago to help me check the illegal front desk sister paper?

3. A man said to his girlfriend, "I dreamed yesterday that I built a love hut in your heart that belongs to both of us." The woman said, "I'm so touched." "But my mother said,' That's an illegal building.' "

4. Anonymous was driving a long-distance sports car, but the speed was only 25-30KM/H, and suddenly a traffic policeman jumped out and stopped her car; Miss is startled: Did I break the rules? Traffic Police: Please drive faster!

Good habits and quality are bound by strict laws and regulations. When someone occupies the road, illegally builds or drives illegally; It is always the law enforcers who are accused, not the lawbreakers. Laws and regulations are weak in front of powerful people. In front of ordinary people, the phrase "I am poor, I am a farmer" is also like a burnt onion. On the zebra crossing in Germany, pedestrians are allowed to pass by cars, otherwise they will be fined or even sentenced. Pedestrians who don't walk the zebra crossing will also be severely punished.

6, I went to buy a glass of water, and then, a list of violations, I donated living expenses for the people "bandits"!

7. Mom, is it so hard to break the rules? A dozen or twenty people wait for one machine, can't they have one or two more machines? It is also convenient for innovation.