Joke Collection Website - Talk about mood - I gave you a trick. I knew it.
I gave you a trick. I knew it.
Second, before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances.
Third, if we change our hearts, maybe you will understand me.
4. What bewitched your heart?
Say only three words to people, don't put your heart and soul into it.
Six, I really want to put my size shoes bia on your size face at once.
I don't know what I am waiting for, just as I don't know what I am waiting for.
Junior high school should be a bohemian youth, but when I began to like life here, it was over.
Nine, you don't like me, this is a disease, you have to cure it.
Ten, why take dignity to retain a change of heart.
I will change, I will adapt, I will be strong, and I have no other desires.
Twelve, some people don't touch, but they can occupy more than half of your heart and make you breathless.
I'm used to staying up late and getting up late just to wait for your good morning and good night. Unfortunately, my mobile phone is very quiet.
Fourteen, you have her in my life, and I have no you in my life.
Fifteen, I am a playboy. I like every one of you.
Sixteen, anyone can be endlessly good to a person on the premise of being worthy.
Smile in the sun, run in the wind and rain, and pursue him in your dreams.
Eighteen years old, I love you so much, should I set you free?
Don't take your woman seriously. One day, another man will thank you for not understanding her goodness.
Twenty, my big Sabie, your little Sabie is here.
Twenty-one, drive your bitch out of my world, and I will make you shameless.
Twenty-two, such people, as long as they meet once, will always remember.
Talk about qq space feeling
1, the water in Dongting Lake is green, and our love begins. You are my heart, you are my liver, and you are three quarters of my heart! 2. Communication between people is the most important thing. Don't expect others to see through you.
3, the beauty is unlucky, there is only one talent in the air, and a tear is planted into two lovesickness. When we meet again, the peach blossom remains the same and the appearance is completely different.
No amount of light can compare with the warmth of sunshine. No amount of warmth can compare with your smile.
I am happy and carefree, I am really infatuated with you, I am worried about you, and I was also sad and infatuated. I dare not change my mind. Don't doubt. I'm tired of writing, and I'm afraid you didn't mean it.
6. The space formed by songs makes the years come and go freely, so the face of the person who is still protected has never changed with great and endless hatred.
7. Oh, that's ridiculous. I waited for you all my life, but you said goodbye to me.
I think my heart is beating happily when I see you. When I see your signature, I will think it is addressed to me. I don't want to think this is romantic. I am in love with you.
9. In the world of love, no one is sorry for anyone, only those who don't know how to cherish anyone.
10, knowing that you will lose your freedom, knowing that this is a lifelong contract, you are willing to make a promise in order to get each other and make them happy.
1 1, I just want to go with one person. No matter what happens in the future.
12, can you give me a hug even if the whole city is turned upside down by heavy rain?
13. Is the only reason for being single ugly? No, not only are you ugly, but you always think others are ugly!
14. Being in love for a long time is not love, but dependence. Then when you lose, it's not pain, but giving up.
15, what you've waited too long is probably not what you originally wanted.
16, there must be something wrong with my eyes, because my eyes are always helplessly removed from you.
17, the person you love now will not be the last.
18, let time take me away, go far, go where you can't see.
19, I'm still here every day, but I miss you.
If you can't forget yesterday, there will be no better tomorrow.
2 1, our biggest mistake is that we didn't pass by at the moment we met.
In fact, your nagging is the happiest time in my life, but I just don't know it.
23. In front of everyone, even if you are wrong, you can only laugh on your back.
24. At the wrong time and place, everything is right as long as you meet the right person.
25. Keep your initial warmth and sunshine, which attracted me most at the beginning.
26. There is no way to predict the future. I don't know if you will be there in the future.
27. What will never fade is my silent concern for you, my endless yearning for you and my constant love for you.
July 28th will be a season to bury all the pain and love.
29. It is enough to wake up in the morning and find the sun shining on your face.
Girl, you should remember that you are not married to a prince, but to someone who treats you as a princess.
3 1. Live in one place all your life and sleep next to one person all your life.
32, accustomed to your indifference, sudden concern will make me feel at a loss!
33. Even if someone breaks your heart, there will always be someone willing to repair it.
34. Suddenly there is a kind of persistence, and no one wants it except you.
35. I miss telling everything. I miss the good times.
I want to send you roses, but the price is too expensive. I tried to comfort you, but I didn't learn. I want to give you a ring, but it's still in the safe. I have to send you a message. I hope we will never screw up.
37. That year, Na Yue, that day, that time, that place, that person. That scene. that That scene.
38. Some secrets can only be kept in your heart and borne by yourself. I don't want to lie to you, but I'm more afraid of your painful blame, so I have to pretend to forget you. In fact, you have always been in my heart.
39. If you want to eat all the food I cooked for you, I will be very happy, but if I don't cook well, don't eat. I don't want to force you.
40. I love you so much that I can't wait for the other person's flesh and blood. I'm even more afraid that someone will say that you are dizzy with love and give everything and ask the other person if it is enough.
4 1, when you lose consciousness, you have actually lost it for a long time.
42, strive to be an elegant woman, don't be artificial, because, artificial women, not only women hate, men hate more.
43. How many people always like to see the latest visitor and expect that person to appear?
44. Women like ugly men, and don't like ugly men.
45. If I leave, I still want to leave, leaving only an empty shell. If I stay, I still want to stay, and my heart will take root again.
46. It takes only one second to fall in love with someone, and the rest of the time is spent winning her heart.
47. I don't need to distinguish between east, west, north and south. Anyway, I will go with you.
48. The so-called growth means forcing yourself to be alone, stumbling and strong.
49. Did your simplest hug become a luxury?
50. In such a realistic world, how can I interpret fairy-tale love?
5 1. If you don't know what sadness is, you won't really feel happy.
52. Will the love carved on the back of the chair be like a flower on cement, which has blown out the wind and lonely forest?
53. Life is only a few decades. I will constantly fill the time and space I have with happiness and ignore all the unhappiness. You are the source of my happiness.
54. I can't hear my heartbeat, I can't hear my breathing, and my eyes are blurred.
55. Life is not waiting for the storm to pass, but learning to dance in the storm.
56. Because of love, we came together. We will be happy because of love.
57. It is a fairy tale to wish for one person's heart, and it is a joke not to part with each other.
58. Love is right. The mistake is that we are in a hurry to love before we learn to love.
59. There is no comfort. No greetings. I always swim alone.
60. Time is the answer. It proved everything and forgot everything.
6 1, I can be happy for several days if you laugh once, and I will be sad for several years if you cry once.
62. Don't say sorry to me, because I'm not sure if you can accept it.
63. No matter in the unknown horizon or in the corner of the sea, I hope that one day when I am too old to lose my teeth, it is you who will accompany me to watch the sunset hand in hand and see the clouds rolling.
64. Even if I were in heaven, it would be unpleasant for me to wander around those great and sacred palaces alone without your company.
65. When my aura became extremely powerful, all the people I wanted to protect disappeared.
A good way to hide a secret is to tell it to the world as a joke.
When you can no longer have what you have, the only thing you can do is not to forget it.
68. You want to change because you are willing to change yourself. Not for anyone. I'm afraid that person will let you down, and you'll be the same again.
Fengque, you said that I should focus on my career now, but without you, my career has been achieved. Who can I share my happiness with?
70. There are two kinds of men, one is lewd and the other is very lewd. There are two kinds of women, one is pretending to be pure, and the other is pretending to be impure.
7 1. If marriage can't bring some benefits, then end it and let him go!
72. Life is a play, with a beating beginning and an unknown ending.
73. I think I can forget, but I'm just fooling myself.
74. If you like it, you will like it, and your heart will be moved inexplicably. Falling in love with you is my freedom. Please open the window and let my soul embrace your soul.
75. Love forever, the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, and heaven and earth are integrated. These are all lies of love. I just need to hold your hand until the last second of my life!
76. I'm not someone, so why care who I am?
77. A person's life is like a crowded bus. Some people have seats as soon as they get on the bus, while others have to stand to the end.
78. Don't give up on someone you miss every day. You will never meet a few such people in your life.
79. I still can't help thinking about you. Time will only dilute my feelings. You still hurt more than I can say.
80. The old days, like a yellowed photo, are treasured in the title page of memory.
8 1, I'm afraid my memory will be less and less like an hourglass, and it will be blurred one day.
82. I can't tell why I really love someone. You only know that you want this person to accompany you whenever and wherever you are in a good mood.
83. Our story is that love is worth it, and mistakes are worth it.
84. Everyone has a person in his heart. You don't know how the other person is doing, but sometimes what you miss is just a simple name and a simple meeting.
85, when tears across the corners of the mouth, just know that kind of bitter taste.
86. Seven-color notes are flowing in black and white keys, which is the continuation of one dream after another.
The worst part is that we have separated, but in my memory, you are still arrogant.
88. A person's unforgettable memory has long been forgotten by others.
89. The first sentence of the list of men's lies: I don't care about your appearance.
90. Since we can't be together, let that emotion stay in our hearts and memories.
9 1, the saddest thing in the world is that you love someone deeply and know that he can't give you the same response.
92. There is someone who teaches you how to love. However, he doesn't love you.
Qq space emotional message
1, I ignored the time because I was waiting for you to appear; I ignored the distance, because I was waiting for you to appear; I ignore language because I think about you all the time. Honey, I miss you. 2. Gently, we left, just as we came gently. Wave goodbye to the green campus. We leave a bright smile here and wish you a better future here.
3, I can only do this, no noise, no sadness, no joy, quietly with you, no intersection.
4. Flying youth writes years with enthusiasm, magnificent years engrave friendship with sincerity, and bright life adorns the future with persistence. I wish you all your wishes and a bright future!
I'm too lazy to even change the person in my heart.
6, you are very trustworthy, as the saying goes: keeping promises is a fortune, don't throw it away at will. I hope you can keep it up.
7. You don't have to remind me of the diary you wrote for her and the updates you made for her.
8. Enjoy this graduation bar! That is the dew of life! It will inject victory into the future, and it will stay on our lips, leaving endless aftertaste.
9. It's actually quite simple to forget someone: don't meet, don't be mean.
10, haha, four years at the same table, you must have something Mendeleev didn't find! Otherwise, how could language disappear when I needed it most?
1 1, parting does not mean permanent separation, parting is only the starting point of a pursuit. At sunset, we waved goodbye; On the horizon where the morning sun rises, we will meet again in surprise.
12, as long as you care about each other, you are moved by each other! This is my best memory.
13, as long as your feet are still on the ground, don't take yourself too lightly; As long as you live on earth, don't take yourself too seriously.
14, time only gives us decades, but there is a vast ocean for us to drift. All we can promise is the present, which will come and go indefinitely.
15, it is yours, and it will always be yours; It's not yours. No matter how you earn it or rob it, it won't belong to you.
16, I am walking on the road, and I can't see the past behind me or the future ahead.
17, it's far away, and I saw your waving hand. Maybe it wasn't you, but I'd rather believe it was you. Even if you have traveled all over the world and Qian Shan, I will always remember you.
18, three years is only a short period in the journey of life, but the three years at the same table with you will never be forgotten by me.
19. Keep a heart instead of a cat. It's cold, come and snuggle up to you; Tired of it, it slipped away. Keep a heart. I wish I could have a dog. You don't keep it, it keeps you.
20. If only my fingerprints could open your heart.
2 1, you will never see my loneliest appearance, because I am the loneliest only when you are not by my side.
22. You once said that you felt guilty that I might have been indifferent. Now, I miss you very much
23, the sky is raining, you can take an umbrella; It's raining, what should I do?
24. Write your name on the palm of your hand. I miss it when I open it, and I am happy when I hold it. In this way, hand in hand to give you a lifetime of tenderness; Just like this, shoulder to shoulder gives you a lifetime of happiness!
25, after the pain, you will not feel pain, and some will only be a cold heart.
26. I hope the journey will get longer and longer. If you are not careful, you will go for a lifetime.
27. Life has opened its heart to us, my friend. Let us face it bravely and enjoy its endless grandeur and profundity!
28. You and I went through hardships for our ideals before we embarked on the road to success. I hope you can still remember, always remember, that glorious day full of struggle and excitement.
29. There is a feeling that I always admit that I am lovesick when I am insomnia, and there is a feeling that I always know that I am lost when I leave.
30. There were many peaches and plums in the past; Today, the willows are reluctant. Graduation is the end of a happy life in college and the starting point of a happy life in the future. May our future be bright!
3 1. It rains because the clouds cry, blooms because the wind laughs, snows because the sun sleeps, the moon is round because the stars are drunk, and I send you a text message because I miss you!
32. Being modest in the arena is undoubtedly tantamount to declaring your own failure; When volunteering, you should do your best. Life needs to be dominated by yourself. Please cherish me in capital letters.
33. I've been waiting all my life, but I can't get your instant gaze.
34. Rainy days are the saddest time. Obviously don't want to cry, tears still hang on my face willfully.
35, a person went ashore alone, so crowded that only loneliness was left.
36. When I was a child, what I thought I couldn't pursue was called a dream. When I grew up, I found it. This is an illusion.
37. Let the pages of life always remember the warm sunshine of the heart.
38. Today, we are close classmates; Tomorrow, we will become competitors. May friendship deepen in the competition.
39. Let's stretch our legs and sweat and thunder all the way! Outside the school gate, there are many flowers and a bright future!
40. I forgot the year, month and day, and on which wall I carved a face. Zhang Weixiao smiled and was sad.
4 1, a classmate of three years, I have forged a profound friendship with you, and I hope that the spiritual exchange between you and me will last forever.
42. May you make extraordinary achievements in your ordinary college life until you realize your lofty ideals.
43. Knowing you, I know I lost. I lost to the magic of love and lost to your charm. From then on, I became a slave of love and your follower. I can't be apart from you anymore.
44. The rings of the years, like black rotating records, played that beautiful old song in our hearts!
45. Let's abandon the blind fantasy of happiness and pin our hopes on the persistent pursuit of our studies!
46. People who are most afraid of disappearing for a long time suddenly contact themselves. And the reason for disappearing is just to disappear, to be silent.
47. In the wear and tear of the annual rings, sadness and joy are precipitated, but a layer of unforgettable sadness floats.
48, you laugh once, I can be happy for several days; But seeing you cry once made me sad for several years.
49. In love, I became an idiot turtle, and I became a character bullied by you.
50. The wind is transparent, the rain is ticking, the clouds are flowing, the songs are free, love is intentional, love is crazy, the sky is eternal, and you are unforgettable.
5 1, meeting by chance, a little pure excitement, a greeting, is the best and enough.
If I don't change my signature occasionally, how can I let you know that I still exist?
53. Don't treat life and ideals as round as the moons on 15 and 16. It is composed of yin, sunny, round and lacking. Be practical and wish everyone more sunshine.
54. How many people have I lost contact with for one of you? As a result, as soon as you left, they were gone.
What can time change? Body, looks, people you like. Or two loving hearts.
56. After graduation, I feel that my friends have been supporting me for so many years! We will continue to work hard, although I will continue to work hard without your company! For us!
Knowing you is my happiness, leaving you is my pain. For the upcoming parting, what supports me is the expectation of reunion.
58. My life is integrated with you, and your life also includes me; When we meet again, you and I are still a whole.
59. Life with friends shows its full value. A person lives for friends, protects the integrity of his life, is not eroded by time, and is also for friends.
60, normal heart, beaming, happy with the fate; Relax, pick it up, put it down, and don't take things to heart; Bless you: happy every day, happy every second.
6 1, in fact, the so-called good friends, just like us, can talk about their feelings, care for each other, sometimes laugh, sometimes blush, but they don't care.
62. I love you in my thoughts every day. How beautiful! Love you, so warm in the daily greetings! Love you, every day in the text message, so romantic! I want to tell you: I'm glad to have you here!
63, with memories, with fantasy, to life, to all directions of the motherland.
Maybe I won't see you after graduation, even if I meet you, I have to leave in a hurry. I only hope that in the future, I can pass a smile slightly.
65. Many things that we thought we would never forget for a lifetime were forgotten by us during our unforgettable days.
66. Gone days are not only called the past, but also called fragrance. Because no matter laughter or melancholy, today is more and more worthy of appreciation, and love is the most value-added collection.
67. Birds are twittering in the branches, much like our whispering and giggling.
68. Today, my classmates broke up and said, Take care! Alumni of Ming Dynasty meet, congratulations: success!
69. Chang 'e is beautiful, but she is lonely all her life. So cherish the ordinary girl who accompanied you through your youth.
70. Life is bread, love is cheese, and bread without cheese can be full, but it doesn't taste very good; Life without love goes on, but it's not so beautiful.
7 1, the sky attracts you to spread your wings and fly, the ocean beckons you to set sail, the mountains inspire you to climb the peak bravely, and the plains wait for you to set off freely. May you have a bright future!
72. I came alone and left with 29 brothers and sisters.
73. People are cute not because they are beautiful, but because they are cute. Meeting and leaving the sea is not only the end of past happiness, but also the beginning of future happiness.
74. Don't be disappointed in Liu Yin. Classmates have been in love for many years, and I look forward to thousands of thoughts. I hope friendship will become a force for progress!
75. Can the oath of youth stand the change of time?
76. If we have to part, we should say goodbye and keep a gratitude in our hearts. Thank you for giving me that unforgettable sweet memory.
77. Dear students, please shake hands. From now on, you will go your separate ways.
78. On the road of love, two people are good, but three people are too many.
79. We always hurt the people who love us the most unintentionally.
80. The right hand represents hope and the left hand represents security. I hold your left hand with my right hand.
8 1, years have passed, years have been stolen, and youth has drifted away from us. With my infatuation, touching the label of love, tossing and turning in your tenderness is my endless love.
82. May you be the wind with white sails; I hope you are a boat, breaking the blue waves. Life is to smile in front of you, move forward bravely and embrace colorful life.
83. May you spend every day of the year with sweetness, every moment of the day with warmth, every minute with peace and every second with happiness.
84. In fact, the best day is nothing more than that you are making trouble and he is laughing, so it will be warm for a lifetime.
85. The difference between a lie and an oath is that the listener takes it seriously and the speaker takes it seriously.
86. Both the beginning and the end are fate; Laughter is as painless as tears.
87. Although I have been away for a long time, your image seems to be a bright light, which has been shining in my heart. Don't say goodbye when waving goodbye, just because of the eternal expectation and nostalgia in your heart.
88. I am always worried about losing someone. Now think about it, who will worry about losing me?
89. In the first year of senior year, life is full of flavor. Better late than never, worry about your degree. Looking at four years of true love, I have you with me on the way to graduation. Share joys and sorrows, advance and retreat together, youth is priceless and innocent.
90, three years of classmates, * * * bathed in sunshine; How many chapters of friendship have you written in a thousand days? May the lost years become beautiful memories. Always stay in my heart.
9 1, I'm just used to having you, not wanting you.
92. A friend said: Women should have confidence in themselves, and men won't like women without confidence.
93. Love that you don't love will never go bad. So, we flirt, we are ambiguous, but we should never fall in love.
94. Fate life is wonderful, and sincere friendship is precious; My heart boat is full of joy and joy, and I bring it to you quietly. I sincerely wish my friends full of happiness and happiness every day!
95. How terrible eternity is, and how terrible it will be if a person never sleeps.
96. The lofty ideal is the guiding light of life. With it, life has a direction; With it, I feel very full inside. Take firm steps towards the established goals, students!
97. Dear friends, please shake hands. From now on, we will go our separate ways.
98. The space formed by songs is free for China to come and go, so the face of people who are still protected has never changed with a huge and endless hatred.
99. Life has opened its heart to us, my friend. Let's face it bravely and enjoy its boundless magnificence and endless seclusion!
100, time can't put out the wine of friendship, and distance can't open the hand of missing. I wish you forever! May happiness always hit your head and trip your feet.
10 1. If I really leave, you will never meet the second me again.
QQ space emotional phrase sharing
QQ space emotional phrase sharing
1. Love is an elaborate lie.
2. Love is right. The mistake is that we are in a hurry to love before we learn to love.
Every tear has its meaning, and my tears will gather for you.
Maybe love is not nostalgia, not enthusiasm, but time, and time has become a part of life.
5, efforts, silence. As you can see, this is my sadness.
6. The loneliest thing for a person is not that the person he is waiting for hasn't come yet, but that he has gone out of his heart.
7. The second half of the sentence of "seeing things and thinking about people" is always "things are wrong".
8. Time will slowly precipitate, and some people will gradually blur in your heart. Learn to let go, your happiness needs to be realized by yourself.
9. Feelings have no formula, no principle and no reason to follow. However, people are still insisting and pursuing until they die.
10, the taste of missing someone is like drinking a glass of cold water and then condensing into tears drop by drop.
1 1. After you leave, I think you should not forget one thing: don't forget to miss me. When you miss me, don't forget that I miss you too.
12, if you believe in fate, then all accidents are doomed. If you don't believe in fate, then everything is predestined by accident.
13, thank you for showing me what heaven looks like.
14, if you smile once, I can be happy for several days; But seeing you cry once made me sad for several years.
15, since love, why not say it? Some things have been lost, and now I can't come back!
16, the grievances that can be said are not grievances; A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.
17, miss, actually, when you stared at me affectionately, I didn't look up, but when I cast my tender eyes on you, you turned around.
18, whether I am silent, can you hear my heart; If I stop, you can see my tears; If my heart is broken, you will touch my heart pain; If I disappear, you will know that I exist.
19, when love is not perfect, I would rather give up and leave with a smile. Actually, I'm not great. Just, I love you! If you meet me, please pretend not to know me!
20. There is nothing wrong with a person's paradise.
2 1, although love is beautiful, it is not the whole of life: everlasting love is insignificant; Help each other, and marriages that grow old together can be seen everywhere.
22, life is like a play, you play, I watch the play …
23, dream back to the Tang Dynasty, spread the love of a thousand years, who can reign for you after a thousand years?
24, beauty, how many heroic tears.
The most unforgettable thing is that it has never been remembered, but it will never be forgotten.
26. Who really takes who seriously, who is distressed for whom.
27. What I have been thinking about is what you have forgotten. As long as you don't show up, I can always deceive myself to death.
28. If one day I can't help asking if you love me, please lie to me. No matter how reluctant you are, don't tell me that you never liked me.
29. You should believe that someone will come to you and bring you the most beautiful love. All you have to do is take good care of yourself before that person shows up.
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