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I stared at the 900-word composition of Lianhuashan.

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My personal experience about Jiulian Mountain.

I am a little fairy, because I have brought some fairy tales, so I will have some strange dreams from time to time, and I can't help but say a few words when I get someone else's photos. Later, my friend was right, but this magical power sometimes does not exist, so I am more curious. Add some groups to ask for advice everywhere and read many articles about supernatural power. Once again, by chance, a friend in the group introduced me to the group organization of Jiulian Mountain. My friend said at that time: you can go to see things at 8 o'clock every night in the group, as if you were careful to buckle the gods. I didn't take it seriously. After all, I'm new to these things and don't know much about them. Wow, it's the first time I've seen such an occasion. The team of nearly 2000 people is really spectacular. At that time, I thought, this group must be very powerful, so many people. So I was curious to arrange the voice platform for them to watch things that night. As soon as you entered the platform, the receptionist gave you a platform vest after saying a word in their QQ group. Only when I have a vest can I sort out the wheat. It is very formal. What they saw was amazing. They only looked at Yuan Xian, but they didn't look at anything else. Later, I learned that I only watched Yuan Xian because it was really amazing, because people couldn't understand it before they understood it. ! Anyway, whether virtual or real, everyone wants to get better soon, and they are willing to spend money to change the status quo or even borrow money. They captured everyone's heart. That's why we only look at Yuan Xian.

(The dean is the daughter of Jiulianshan. The way they look at things is that the dean looks at things on the voice platform. Then let you go to Jiuduo Lotus Mountain to do things! Jiulianshan rarely appears on the voice platform, giving people a very mysterious feeling. )

When I entered the podium, I heard the dean looking at something again, and then I said, "Yuan Xian, Shen Yuan, read what they call' super high'. After listening to that language, people's heads began to ache and their bodies began to feel uncomfortable. The more they listen, the more uncomfortable they get. They are still too scared to stand. When people come to see things, they have to do so. In retrospect, I really regret joining this organization. Fortunately, I am awake now. Through this personal experience, I am not curious, but also know a lot. Maybe this is the experience I should go through. All right, cut the crap and start talking about my experience.

After a long wait, one person after another ended, and finally it was my turn. First I asked for a photo, and then I said, I want to make a debut in the future. I have a fairy-tale fate. Then I asked, what fairy houses are there? What do they look like? What musical instruments do they bring? Dean's attitude is very bad, saying that there are many immortals, Huang Hu and Chang Mang, and there are a large group standing behind them. Some people wear green clothes, red clothes and yellow clothes, while others look like foxes and Huang Xian. The protector is a dragon. I'm curious to ask which is the best. At this time, she said: there are many fairies, and I didn't see any fairies on them. Then she said: there are dead people in your family, so you need to play beyond your limits. I saw him suffer in hell. What does it look like? . Anyway, it's all things I can't see or know, and then ask me if I have them? When I said I didn't know, I thought I couldn't watch them suffer in hell. Then I said, if you need to pull it out, pull it out, and he began to read the above language and pull it out. Then I became more curious and saw people asking Shen Yuan, and then I asked, What is my Shen Yuan? She said: I, Shen Yuan, wear green armor and carry weapons like claws. Now I think what she said is really like an assassin in the game. . She said: Look at me, Shen Yuan was wronged. I was so stupid that Shen Yuan cried, saying that I just looked for someone to see it, but I still couldn't understand it after spending money. Shen Yuan followed me for the ninth time, and this is the tenth time. If you don't enter the body, you have to wait for ten times. You need to find a good master. Let me find a noble debut master to put Shen Yuan into my body. In retrospect, it's really the same as that martial arts novel. . . ) Then I asked: Where should I look? She said: Go to reality. I said: I can't find it in reality, there is no master. We really don't have any good teachers here. I've been everywhere. Then she said, "Go to the master and let him show you. She said that the owner here is Jiulianshan, and then asked me to go to the manager, who will tell me the address. " There are many managers in his group. After reading it, the dean will ask you to go to the manager, who will tell you the address of Jiulianshan for you to pass. ) After that, I was dubious and just wanted to see if they saw it right. In the next few days, I went to their voice platform to listen to their affairs. Everyone asks them to recite spells, which is their upper language. I feel uncomfortable after listening to their words. After listening to them for a few days, I feel worse and weaker every day. I feel that the fairy family is eager to give you this feeling. Anyway, I happened to be going to Changchun at that time. Finally, I couldn't help it. The seller pawned it, and sold it for 5000 yuan in the east and west, ready to go in two days. The night before I left, I had a dream that night (I was chased by a group of people and chased by a group of people in the street. A few hours before departure, I quarreled with my other half for no reason, which made me want to break up. Later, I learned that the old fairy family was preventing me from passing, but in the end, the old fairy family didn't stop me. Take the train 1 day, arrive in Changchun, get off, eat, take out your mobile phone, ask for the address, take a taxi, and finally arrive. The room is crowded with people from all over the world. At present, this seemingly 50-year-old man is the owner of the group. Because it was too late, it was past 5 o'clock in that place. He asked us to come tomorrow morning. Under the introduction of several elder sisters, we stayed in a hotel. When we came to this place, everyone was introducing which hotel to stay in. Many brothers and sisters in the team are in the hotel. My headache symptoms haven't disappeared yet. Strangely, I have to find nine disciples to cover up my headache. . . As long as the body feels uncomfortable after listening to the spell, we will let his disciples cover it. In the evening, we will chat together until 65438+ 0 am, all about how good Jiulian Mountain is and who betrayed him! When we talked together, I thought this man was very powerful. That's great.

When we opened our eyes, it was past 7 o'clock. We get up and wash. At this time, many brothers and sisters from other places in the hotel have set out to find Jiuhua to see things. When we arrived, Jiu Duan began to see things. Looking back now, a patient in front of me was obviously ill. He has a problem with his throat and keeps burping. He was examined in the hospital for a long thing in his throat, and he couldn't recover. Looking for more than nine, I remembered it very clearly at that time. Jiu Duo said that he had distant relatives and creditors, saying that he killed a wolf fairy in his last life, that is, stabbed him in the throat with a stick, and now he came to see him. Then pull him out, say he has fairy tales, read him ghost stories, and then let him stand in court. He also said that even if you stand up, I can't guarantee that you will feel it now. You have to wait until then. Now that I think about it, I really want to laugh. That's for sure, he didn't feel it because he didn't have a fairy tale.

Here's a supplement: the only reason why so many people believe in Jiuhua is that he has a special skill, that is, he is showing you something that will make you feedback. For example, [He said that an old lady who died in her 80 s needs to be pulled out, and then he will ask you if you have it. When you don't know, he will let you ask him, and he will answer, ask five generations of grandparents. ], this is a set of Juexue, deceptive tricks. I don't know whether his fairy family gave it to him or he practiced it himself. I don't understand. .

He gave the hall a secret hall, and there was nothing in the hall list. He came empty-handed and left empty-handed. Every day, he has to set up more than a dozen halls. Everyone said that he would set up a museum. There were nine people when I went there that day. The results were all set, and it took 1 hour. The most amazing thing is that nine people set up the hall together.

His steps to establish a church are: 1: offering incense to idols, and 2: worshipping the Big Dipper. . There is a statue of the Big Dipper in his home. You bowed there, three times and nine times. 3: It is to drive a horse, hum the tune of driving a horse, and then work for you with your hands. . . 4: This is a matter of procedure. Kneel in front of the jade emperor statue, raise your hands, make a gesture of picking up things, and kneel there. He was humming, but I still couldn't understand it after listening to it once. . . His so-called procedure is the procedure of debut. With the procedure of debut, you can do things, recite their spells and so on. This is the law enforcement procedure of the Three Realms. . . . . It will cost him 1500 to build the church, but he has to deal with your early problems first, that is, to give you a complete transcendence, and so on, which are things you can't see. . Early 500, vertical hall 1500, a * * *, 2000 yuan. . . . (Jiulianshan is also raised by people, and you grew up eating people's food. If you don't lie like this, can your conscience really go?

Some people are mentally abnormal and have physical problems, others are penniless and have no money, and even lend you money, pinning their hopes on you. Do you really feel guilty for cheating such people out of their money? Did the dog eat your heart? Didn't you think it would come back sooner or later? ) Stop complaining and go on. .

Of course, when it was my turn to watch it, I also talked nonsense about a bunch of things that I couldn't see, such as immortal life, super-pull, and receiving immortals. . . It's all bullshit . I remember a big brother asked him when he was lucky that day, and he said it would be good to finish building a hall. . Now I want to say that you nine flowers are really capable of deceiving people. What can you see? I want to swear now. . . I really regret sneaking in . I was really killed. . .

When we got home, I felt worse every day, and my headache and dizziness got worse every day. I have to go to his doctor's voice platform every day and listen to his nonsense so that I can relax. After getting up every morning, my body is as tired as being sucked all night. I asked his daughter what happened, and her daughter said she was in a trance. It's terrible to think about it now. Every day, my luck is getting worse and worse, and my health is getting worse and worse.

Supplement: According to my understanding, his organization is a ghost organization: wherever you go, you should bring all the ghosts nearby, otherwise you will feel uncomfortable, and if you don't bring them, you will have a splitting headache and want to die. The way to pick it up is to go to his observation deck, see the manager and send a recent photo. He said you came to Xianjia, and Xianjia had to pick you up. Then listen to him read ghost language. .

Later, the more I thought about it, the more wrong it became. My old fairy doesn't know whether she ignored me on purpose, was detained or left angrily. I didn't feel anything after that. The whole person is trapped in his organization. Later, I insisted on not listening to him read ghost stories. Everything related to them has not been connected, and they have dropped out of the group, but the symptoms of headache are still not good. It hurt for more than three months. Later, I couldn't help it. I went to see one of my local aunts. She is a Buddhist fairy. She helped me send it, but simply sent it to yin and exorcise evil spirits. Gradually, I slowly recovered and my head stopped hurting.

One more thing: find nine children who have finished their studies. He will tell you not to look for others to see things. Don't read the Buddha and listen to the scriptures, and don't go to temples. He did this just to tie you up forever and didn't want you to wake up. .

I personally understand that there are people from all over the country in their organization, and ghosts from all over the country are gathered in every place. Basically, ghosts from all over the country are in their organizations. Many hands make light work, and the consequences are unimaginable. No one knows how big the plot is behind it. I think Jiuhua may not even know about it. Maybe his mission is to harm mankind. Ghosts and ghosts are the most, and I am afraid to think about it. I really hope that the people above will come down and take them away, otherwise it will be really unimaginable. It's not as simple as cheating money. Maybe the evil spirits in him are just to satisfy his demand for cheating money and confuse him to gather ghosts. . Nobody knows what happened. The above is my personal experience and understanding!

Children here remind all other teachers, brothers and sisters never to join their organizations, and don't wait until they have experienced it before regretting why they didn't listen to them.