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How to write my dining table composition?

I came to the table in high spirits, and my father had just come home from the shop. Ah! Dad also brought a fat and crispy roast chicken, which was delicious at first sight.

I held the roast chicken in my hand and smelled it. A fragrant smell came to my nose, which almost made my mouth water. The roast chicken is red all over, and there is a two-part allegorical saying: cut pork-not afraid of boiling water. And it wears a "crown" on its head, as if there are more "chicken emperors" than us! And "second brother drumstick" are inseparable all day. I picked up a chicken leg and tasted "mmm … great!" " I was intoxicated and said, "Delicious!" I really want to use advertising words to describe "delicious!" It would be nice to bring such delicious roast chicken to mom and dad. "Mom and Dad, this roast chicken is delicious. Come and have a taste. " I cried with excitement. Mom and Dad smiled and said, "We don't like roast chicken. You eat. We are afraid of getting fat. " In fact, I know that it's not that mom and dad don't like eating, but that they want to give me delicious food. At this moment, a good idea came to me. I covered my face with my hands and frowned, pretending to be badly hurt by this roast chicken, and shouted, "What kind of roast chicken is this? It's so bitter! " Come and have a taste. "Mom and Dad took a dubious taste and said," No, it's delicious. ""Try again. "

They looked at me so seriously that they ate several mouthfuls in succession. It was not until mom and dad ate more than half a piece that I was relieved and said happily, "mom and dad, you have been cheated!" " ""Good boy, how dare you fool your parents. " "Ha ha ....." Such a delicious dinner, the table was full of family laughter.