How to write Chang 'e's letter to Hou Yi?

Dear brother Hou Yi, are you all right?

There is Mid-Autumn Festival every year, and this year there is Mid-Autumn Festival. Mid-Autumn Festival seems to be the same every year, but it is always different every year. This year's Mid-Autumn Festival is full of thoughts about you. Everyone says that immortals are good. Who can solve their troubles? Since I took the elixir to heaven, I know how lonely I am in Guanghan Palace. Even if there is a thousand-year-old osmanthus wine, it will be drunk and sigh how lively the world is. Back then, Brother Hou Yi, you were a man with indomitable spirit. You shot nine suns in a row with your bow and arrow, which benefited the world and made you famous all over the world. In order to make us live forever, you even traveled mountains and rivers to exorcise demons. You got two pills from the Queen Mother of the West, but I went to heaven by mistake, leaving Brother Hou Yi alone on earth. Sadly, there is no regret medicine in the world, and I have become a "living widow" through the ages.

As the saying goes, "widow" has a lot to do. A few days ago, Tian Peng Yuan Shuai of Tianhe went crazy in the Moon Palace after drinking. Although the jade emperor demoted him to earth and turned him into a pig, there was still a lot of noise. From then on, around the Moon Palace, there are always some wandering gods who moved me in the name of traveling. No wonder all the seven fairies in Tiangong Public Relations Department have become "escort" ladies. Erlang Shen of "Comprehensive Management Office" opened a "massage parlor" in partnership; The honest Taibai Venus has a "mistress"; Li Tianwang was "double-regulated" for corruption and bribery; Even Woodenhead WU GANG was sentenced for stealing and selling Millennium osmanthus trees.

Recently, the jade emperor's old son always went to Guanghan Palace, saying that he was inspecting the work and didn't want to leave, which caused a rumor. I heard that he is going to divorce the Queen Mother. Fortunately, the Monkey King, the Jianghu boss who collects protection money, is brave and always protects me. Finally, nothing happened. Brother Hou Yi, I just remember how good you are now, and your generous breasts are so reliable.

Brother Hou Yi, after I arrived at the Moon Palace, I started a "Chang 'e" travel company, and I was short of manpower, especially the National Day is coming. I will usher in a tourist peak here. Tiangong issued the "Notice on Prohibiting National Day Price Increase and Strengthening Safety Management" to the tourism department and sent people to check the previous safety work. Jiro, the nephew of the Jade Emperor, the director of the comprehensive management office, always made excuses not to go, and later invited him to eat a ton of rice.

Brother Hou Yi, the Mid-Autumn Festival is coming. Have you ever eaten moon cakes? If you haven't bought it yet, I'll send you some boxes here. It is also the Mid-Autumn Festival. I temporarily opened a moon cake production company. At first, the business of selling moon cakes was not very good. Later, under the guidance of Taibai Venus, it was packaged into a gift box. In addition to moon cakes, there are also thousand-legged ginseng, snow lotus in Tianshan Mountain and Ganoderma lucidum in Penglai. Although it is said to be more than 1000, the business is very good. Xing Jun bought ten Cantonese songs. I also made a super-large moon cake and invited the leaders of Tiangong and TV stations to hold a "moon cake tasting meeting". Known as the first moon cake in Tiangong, it is also preparing to apply for Guinness World Records. The problem is that there are still many moon cakes that can't be eaten. Besides sending some to you and your relatives and friends, I'll put the rest in the freezer until next year. I remember the last time I called for your advice, and you said it was not good, but it was not good to find it in the Ministry of Health and Food. Don't worry about this, because I have taken care of the leader of the food hygiene department.

Brother Hou Yi, tell me about you. You have been single since I left. I feel guilty after listening to it. It's all my fault, and it's all wet I'm glad to hear that you will take part in the archery competition in the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games and win glory for your country. Archery is Korea's strong point, but I believe it is not a problem to win an individual archery champion with your ability to shoot the sun. I wish you success first.

Brother Hou Yi, although we call and send messages every day, I still miss you very much. I hope you can come back to me. If you have nothing to do, learn computer and apply for a QQ number, so that we can video. By the way, do more exercise at ordinary times, constantly strengthen physical fitness and strengthen the study of aviation knowledge. I am very excited to hear that China will launch the "Chang 'e" spacecraft to explore the moon next year, because in this case, you can come to see me by spaceship, and I still have a lot of osmanthus wine to brew for you. At that time, I wanted to sing for you, dance for you, and tell about the suffering of lovesickness. ...

Ok, don't write. If you study computer, just return to my email. I'm going to participate in the mooncake sales signing activities. We must take good care of ourselves, strengthen the study of aviation knowledge and strive to meet as soon as possible.

Miss your wife: Chang 'e.

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