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1, Bajie, don't think you are a night pig standing under a street lamp!

2, two people have so many memories, but I am the only one left.

Time stands still at this moment, but I miss it but never stop.

4, why, always wait until you lose it to understand that sadness has no end.

5. It's better to raise a glass than to take root in the Yellow Crane Tower.

6. Wake up every day and change your hairstyle. Either Altman or Super Saiyan.

7. Superman's briefs are stable, so he can fly so high.

8. Bad guys can't be caught today, but they will be caught tomorrow. If we don't catch them tomorrow, the bad guys will become good guys.

9. If I am not married after many years, you will be married. Remember to pay attention when you let your children leave school.

10, a year in college, can't even solve a linear equation.

1 1. Anything can be simple if you want.

12, the biggest tragedy in life: the beauty is dying and the hero is bald.

13, I just don't want to see what once belonged to me in someone else's hands now.

14, when you are in a bad mood, go to the school gate and kick your bicycles one by one.

15, for girls: it's only a matter of time before you get pregnant.

16, I'll put you aside to dry first, and then take it back.

17, when we say "forget it", these two words contain a lot of disappointment.

18, don't underestimate me, so far, the earth is still under my feet.

19, you are the most beautiful person in the world, and even the lice on your body are double eyelids.

20, finished, you also ignore me, I became a dog ignore.

2 1, it is best to talk about love only three times in your life, once ignorant, once unforgettable and once in your life.

22. I love you and her, and I am scarred and exhausted.

23. When will there be a bright moon? Ask your roommate about the wine. I wonder if the handsome guy next door has a girlfriend?

24. When I see that other people's property is over 100 million, and they are over one billion or several billion in their twenties, I will be five million, still a pixel.

25. Because I love you wholeheartedly, I can only give you up mercilessly.

Some friends once had nothing to say, but now they have nothing to say.

27. When we were young, we didn't think that we made a mistake in a hurry and missed this life.

28. I came out to walk the dog, and I didn't know when I went back.

29. I laugh at me for being stupid, and you laugh at me for being too persistent.

Don't complain, because others don't take you seriously.

3 1. The world is always bigger than I thought. Be sad. Your planet is a place I can never reach.

32. Play hard, I'm afraid you can't afford to lose.

33. This is often the case in the world. It was painful. After a few years, it's just a memory.

34. How many children have been hurt by exams and how many honest children have learned to cheat.

35. If I don't love you, how can I hurt you so thoroughly?

36. Fall against the wall and rely on everyone to run. You can't even rely on yourself these days.

37. Some memories are doomed to be indelible; Just like some people are destined to be irreplaceable.

We are in a hurry every day, but the distance between Monday and Friday is beyond our measurement range.

39. If you care, you will consider it. If you don't care, you won't even think about it.

40. Time will not make people forget the pain, but will only make people get used to it.

4 1, people are nice to you, not because you are more attractive, but because you are really stupid.

42. Sleeping position determines hairstyle. From now on, I will study the relationship between sleeping position and hairstyle at home.

43, coquetry is your sister, seductive is your sister, but * * is not your mother.

44. It is not naivety that defeats me, but naivety.

45. I don't know if you still love me. All I know is that I love you very much.

46. I used to play hard, but now I play hard.

47. It's really hard to be human. I really envy you. There is neither wrong nor sin.

48. When love comes to an end. Farting can be a reason to break up.

49. How can I know the value of our love unless it collapses?

50. Always remember your smiling eyes, and your answers will never be remembered.

5 1, the weather forecast reminds you: rain and lightning, be careful to be cut.

52. When things get unimaginable, who can be trusted?

I can't find the direction of life, but I never give up.

54, your weak smile, pigs and dogs are not as good as hanging themselves, you say you are not awesome.

We are not breathing air, but the air polluted by you.

56. Put away your hypocrisy. Now, immediately, immediately, roll up your bedding and get out.

57. I cut my hair short,/cut my troubles short, and cut a fork I don't like.

If two people still care about each other, it is difficult to find a way out for love.

59. I met my ex-girlfriend at a friend's party. He said he would get married next week and asked me if I would go. I said next time.

Since you have chosen to love me, I won't allow you to leave me again.

6 1, I will look up to the future with pride, but I will never look down on you.

62. If you can't turn over the past, don't turn over. If you turn over the dust, you will lose your eyes.

63. I am simple, and I will be doubly good to those who are good to me.

We may accomplish nothing today, but there is no guarantee that we will dominate the country tomorrow.

65. Seeing everything you want will make you very tired and learn to give up.

I will be an antique in 50 years, so you should collect me now.

67. I can afford to put it down, which is my big talk.

I used to suffer from schizophrenia, but now we have recovered.

69. The earth is moving, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.

70. Many times we think that love has left us. But we don't know that love is in our own hands.

7 1, the most powerful sentence of the physics teacher: you have the least friction.

72. I love you until the news broadcast is over.

73. Mom said: Give me the lucky money and marry you when I grow up.

74. You rascal, why did God let you live in this world?

75. Qi Liu Hai broke the hearts of many ignorant girls, and she couldn't let go and tie them up.

76. Crazy for you, crying for you, laughing for you, my mood is only for you.

77, handsome boy, don't run, no matter how fast you run, you can't escape from my sister's palm.

78. It's better to ask for help than for yourself, so why look at others' faces?

79. I'm going to get a haircut. I twisted my neck with bangs.

80. How can people not get shot when they are walking in rivers and lakes? People in the world, how can not be stabbed.

8 1, my lazy smile is elegance that you don't understand.

82. Buddha said: I am afraid of kitchen knives because of my high martial arts. I was hanging when a brick fell.

83, salted fish turn over, or salted fish.

If you meet again, you will never see them again. Why miss them so hard?

85, when you can't hold back, I am willing to let you out, isn't it a fart?

Sometimes you have to face it alone, just to prove that you can.

87. I fell down, got up and cried and ran on.

88. Too much love is just a kind of torture for yourself. Letting go is a relief for you and me.

89, a person even his own heart is false, do you think he can still be true?

90. Don't say goodbye, we will never meet again.

9 1, Du Niang knows more than I do. You must be right to ask her any questions.

92. Non-existent love can't be found, and true love can't be hidden.

93. Steamed bread is valuable, but steamed buns are more expensive. If there are ribs, you can throw them both.

94. You should take your dreams and taste your tears.

95. Don't say I've changed. This is all because of you.

96. The wind is rustling and the water is cold. A man hit a woman and never came back.

97. The most boring feeling is not to become strange, but to become strange gradually.

98. I believe that a man will come to this world because he loves me.

99. Wet clothes will dry eventually. It doesn't matter what you can forget.

100, if one day. You love someone as much as I love you. You will know how tired I am.

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1, in fact, we all forgot what we said when we were naive, and we will be together forever.

If no one stands in front of you to block the gun for you, be a hero yourself.

3. Some things are not that I don't care, but that I care. What should I do?

It is said that a boy likes you and will never call you by your name.

Flowers bloom not for falling flowers, but for the brilliance of that moment.

6, habitually kneeling on the table, simple and quiet, light and happy.

7. The sky is gray, and a person walks in a deserted street.

8. What's it like to love someone? I said good night and wanted to say good night.

9. People say that you don't know how to cherish until you lose it. In fact, the loss after cherishing is more painful than anything else.

10, let all my heart ache, let all my tears flow alone.

1 1. When I love you again, the whole world is over and I am very touched.

12, every time he speaks, he will mention my name, which has become a letter I don't know since yesterday.

13, don't expect anything, you won't be sad if you lose it, but you will be surprised if you get it.

14, everyone will be tired, and no one can bear all the sadness and fatigue for you.

15, if you dare to laugh at me again, I will make you laugh.

16. Dreams never run away, but they always run away.

I need not only the company of my friends, but also a shoulder to lean on.

Don't lose hope, you never know what will happen tomorrow.

19, love really needs courage, but your last injury made me lose the courage to love you.

20. if you can't think of it, don't. If you can't get it, you just don't want it Why should you be wronged?

2 1. If you like someone, you don't have to be a lover. Sometimes, being friends is enough.

22, love, in addition to love at first sight, there is a long-term love.

23. Some love is destined to be silent for a lifetime, and some love is destined to be missed.

24. Loneliness is hearing a familiar name and accidentally remembering some stories.

I won't say it, but I'm too lazy to say it. Don't think I really don't know anything.

26. If two people want to be together well, at least one of them will be very, very tolerant.

27. All I want is an unreachable dream, unreachable.

Everything is like a typhoon crossing the border. No matter how wide it was at that time, it will eventually pass.

29. Live in one place all your life and sleep next to one person all your life.

30. Sometimes I seem cold. Don't blame me. Don't think too much. I really don't want to talk.

3 1, the stupidest thing for a girl is to give someone who just hurt herself another chance.

32. In this life, I will not only love one man, but I will love one man all my life.

33. Some people say that the person you can see with your eyes closed is the person you love most.

My wallet is like an onion. I burst into tears every time I opened it.

35. If you step on a banana peel and fall, you must get up and keep stepping on it. If you step on it, it won't slip.

36. Sometimes, a lie is just a kind of protection, and not knowing the truth is also a kind of happiness.

Once separated, many people may never see each other again.

Even though time goes by, my love for you remains the same.

39. I am a great person, why should I run into other people's lives as an episode?

40. The bravest person is Master Kong, who is loved by thousands of people in Qian Qian.

4 1, miss your smile, miss your smell, miss the faint smell of tobacco in your white socks and fingers!

42. It turns out that losing is more practical than having, and missing is more painful than losing.

Friends, give me courage and let me fulfill their shameless love.

44. Pretend to be indifferent and tell everyone that I don't care. I'm fine.

45. Love is beautiful at first, but it always ends cruelly.

46. I just want to walk down the street with one person and have a good laugh.

47. The princess's pure feelings are written on her face, and the witch's deep feelings are planted in her heart.

48, women are used to coax, not to scold, women are used to hug, not to fight.

49. If there is reincarnation, I hope I can continue to love you in my next life.

50. I can't forget your smiling face, and I can't get rid of the entanglement of memory.

5 1. Maybe you are just an episode, but I regard you as the only one.

52. There are too many dogs in this world, and the messy grass can't be removed and restored in the spring breeze.

53. Whenever the charge sounded, I quickly hid in the ditch, because: I am undercover!

54. Be a woman. Whoever treats you as a spare tire will have a flat tire.

55, vigorous love may not last long, just plain.

56. Don't leave my youth blank. If I dare to fantasize, it will open.

57. I foolishly thought I really knew everything, and finally I found out that I was cheated.

58. What is different is that you are not worthy of your ambition and have failed to live up to your sufferings.

59. When you are truly loved, you don't have to be so beautiful.

60. The earth is round, and you can reach your destination by any means. If one way doesn't work, take the second way.

6 1, if you like, forever. If not, you can also say that this is just a lie.

62, always holding a beautiful fantasy, and finally dying of disappointment.

63. The ending is somewhat unsatisfactory, but what can I change? All I can do is keep a good mood.

64. I miss you in my heart, but I can't see you back.

Let me get used to life without you. I don't think I can do it.

66. Young people don't work hard, drive Ferraris, suffer hardships, and tractors pull the soil.

67. Always care about what others think of you, and you will always be a slave to others.

68. If you can't think of it, you don't want it: if you can't get it, you don't want it: it's hard for yourself, why bother?

69. Going to the movies for the first time is not for the protagonist, not for the plot, but for a song.

70. Pervert only thinks about children in the city. What should rural children do when they go home?

7 1, looking at the same scenery and walking the same road as yesterday.

72. I have gradually found that the older I get, the more silent I become.

73. I am not afraid of being betrayed by a man, because I will betray before he betrays.

74. It's cold, and there are ways to keep warm and let you hold me.

75. We once hugged each other tightly and talked about our eternal love.

76. Don't be self-righteous. You are not Jackson, and there is no such silly little girl who has a crush on you.

77. Dear, I just want to say to you: I love you, and the happiest thing in this life is the time with you.

78. Don't change yourself for others. Be yourself. People who care about you will like the real you better.

79. You said you would cry, not because you care. But because of helplessness, just helplessness.

80. I pass by in the corner and pretend that you miss me.

8 1, I always believe that people who love each other will be together!

82. You can never wake up a person who pretends to sleep, and you can't touch a person who doesn't love you.

83. I went to the original place again, changed the protagonist, but forgot to change the plot.

84. I always think about unrealistic things. I don't know what I'm struggling with.

85. I thought that by locking happiness, I could closely guard my promise.

86. When a person cries, you only need to give him a pack of tissues, but when a heart cries, you have to do a lot of things.

87. Time will heal almost all wounds. Please give me some time.

88. I swear I'll chop my hands when I surf the Internet again. I found myself a thousand-handed Guanyin.

If I say I want to be alone, I need you more than ever.

90. I'd rather be a woman among men. Than play with your brain in a woman.

9 1. Only those who know us can stay in my heart for a long time, and those who know you can hurt you invisibly.

92. I have never been able to compete with you. As soon as you turn around, he and I are empty.

93. How hurtful a love is, it means how touching it was.

94. I hate being told that I have changed. Maybe I just stopped pretending to be happy.

95. When you have seen all the spring scenery, you will find that I am the only one haunting you.

96. Memories are the best ending, and no fool can escape sadness.

97. You know I have a cold temper and don't like fighting. All I know is to shrink back and finally give in to grace. I like that you are crowded, and blame me for cowardice!

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1, I don't know who will look at my message board and see my nonsense, but sometimes I giggle and feel sad.

2, the feeling of jealousy is like eating a lot of broken glass, can't spit it out, can't swallow it.

How many years does it take to warm a heart, and it only takes a moment to cool it. Shoot me in the heart, and you will die, because you are in my heart.

The story is long and sad. There is no wind or wine, but I still tell it in tears like an old cat in the attic.

If I give up on you in the end, please forgive me, because all my enthusiasm is consumed by you.

6. I got a thank you for your fulfillment of your youth for so many years.

7. I have given everything I should, and I am willing to give it, except to let you know that my heart hurts.

If it weren't for you, I wouldn't be such a psycho.

9. Don't take a person too seriously, because in that person's heart, you may be nothing.

10, you don't care about me because I like you.

1 1. Feelings are not who is right or wrong, but who is wrong and must be corrected.

12, I cried like a child and told you to stay. You waved to me without looking back.

13, is there anyone whose name you don't want to expose?

14, white clouds in the blue sky, that is a faint sadness in my heart; However, my mind is as clear as the sky because I thought of a reunion.

15, I'm fine, but I'm missing someone who urges me to sleep, warms my hands, cries with me and plays with me.

16, some people once had nothing to say, but in the end they had nothing to say.

17, scolded by strangers, I can answer blows with blows; I can't stand being hurt by people I know.

18, you haven't given me a stable heart, how dare I travel alone?

19, no lovers can be friends, no friends can get to know each other, and strangers can be passers-by, for nothing but shallow fate.

I gave you the most precious confession, but you gave me the most painful joke.

2 1, I didn't keep him, so I let him go; He didn't look back, just turned and left.

22. Later, my friend asked me if you still like him so much. I finally could bow my head and smile and shake my head and say no.

23, if one day, you are tired, you are tired, as long as you look back, my smile is in front of you.

24. Is there anyone you want to see but can't? Is there someone you want to love, but dare not? Is there someone you want to forget, but don't give up?

Don't try to enter my heart again. I'm afraid it's too cold to frostbite you.

26. Say goodbye to familiar names and leave this story of youth.

27. If you are all doing well, please don't tell me, because I am not good, not good, not good at all.

28. Only when you meet someone you like will you become talkative. I don't want to say a word when I meet someone I don't like.

29, some feelings are nails, cut off will be reborn, it does not matter. And some feelings are teeth, and there will always be irreparable pain after losing them.

30. We can solve our own problems. We are tired of the story of the third party intervening.

3 1, if one day, I completely disappear in your world, will you remember me?

Although the ending is sad, the process is still unforgettable. Thank you for giving me so many wonderful memories; Thank you for all the happiness you have brought me.

33. When you get used to seeing anyone's hot and cold, you get used to everyone's drifting away.

34. If you see the faults and right and wrong of all beings every day, then repent quickly. This is an exercise.

35. The cruelty of love is exhausted in one word. Love is deep and lonely. Pain makes people mature, strong people will realize the true meaning of love, and weak people will only have resentment.

36. If memory is a square city, then I am willing to paint the ground as a prison and trap myself in it.

I like drinking boiled water because it can warm my cold heart.

38. Women are glass products, which are smooth and beautiful when intact, and extremely sharp once broken.

39. Life is like a ball, but the person who teaches you the first dance steps may not be able to accompany you to the end.

40. There are not many doctors in this world, only animals that sprinkle salt on your wounds.

Life is not waiting for the storm to pass, but learning to dance in the rain.

42. Born in this world, there are no feelings that are not riddled with holes.

43. Apart from tears, time is the only thing that can wash away everything. The longer the time, the weaker the conflict, just like tea that is constantly diluted.

44. There is a person hidden in the softest place in everyone's heart, the person who once felt deeply, but didn't get it after all.

45. If memory is a square city, then, for you, I am willing to paint the ground as a prison, and I will be trapped inside.

There were so many things to do that I didn't even give me a serious farewell.

47. When you are sad, find a trustworthy friend to tell you. Don't bear it silently. It will only increase loneliness and sadness.

48. When what I want to cry most happens, I refuse to cry.

49. Like me, the wound is a stubborn child who refuses to heal, because the heart is a warm and humid place, suitable for anything to grow.

50. You said you were willing to accept the real me, so I took off my mask and watched you escape.

5 1, what you wrote before, you must have tried to read it, and then you felt childish and ridiculous, but it made you feel uncomfortable.

52. Don't comfort me if you leave me. You know, every sewing will also encounter the pain of puncture.

Because I know there is always a smiling Gu Xiaobei waiting for me at the end of the road, which makes me brave.

54. I used to think that I was so indomitable, innocuous and invincible, heartless and strong, but I never thought that I would be defeated when I heard your indifference.

55. Fate is like a book. If you accidentally turn it over, you will miss the fairy tale, and if you look too carefully, you will dry your tears.

56, the original years are too long, can be rich, can be desolate. You can forget the result, but you can't forget the meeting.

57. I love you, which is a true proposition. And its inverse proposition is indeed a false proposition.

58. Sometimes, love can make people very happy or painful.

59. I thought we could go to the end together. Who knew it would take two steps to take a taxi?

60. People who go to extremes are either crazy or indifferent and quiet.

6 1, the old vows of love, like a slap. Every time you remember a word, you get a slap.

62, the heart is like glass, even if it is stuck, cracks will appear after it is broken!

I have nothing superior to you, except that I love you more than you love me.

64. Even your period will leave you when you are old, let alone a man.

65. The most painful farewell is not never saying goodbye, but knowing in your heart that it is all over.

66, some things, after vicissitudes of life, began to become traceless. Once, no matter how tight you hold it, you will eventually lose it. And we are getting old.

67. The worst feeling is that you can't fall in love with others because you still miss the person who hurt you.

68. If dust accumulated in my palm print, my fate could not be finalized in previous lives.

69. The unforgettable gift you gave me is one that I can't throw away.

70. I gave you my life. Can you believe me that I love you once?

7 1, don't think I'm confused, but I really care; Don't think that I have been repeating myself. In fact, I really don't give up.

72. In the damp corner, love is moldy, and I am abandoned together. Even if you have been involved in the whirlpool of love, you can only choose your own choice in tears.

73. No matter how long it takes, some things will not fade away. Although they are always treated coldly, her heart is always painful. Once you touch a little, it hurts.

74. How many people now use their mobile phones as mirrors when they lock the screen?

75. You are a hidden disease that I can't see a doctor all my life. It started with love at first sight and finally turned my back.

I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I can be before you.

77. There are always people who comfort you with pitying eyes and warm words, but their men stab you hard with knives.

78. Can you look back at me? I have no strength to like others anymore.

79. I can't lift my head. I really want to lie down and have a good rest. I feel that everything can take its time.

Even if I leave without saying goodbye one day, you can't find your world without me.

8 1, I don't need comfort from others in love, because comfort is only needed by cowards.

You know there are no ghosts in the world, why are you afraid? You know he won't look back, so what are you waiting for?

83. Others go home to eat and get sick, but women can only accompany themselves.

84. My choice is to love you or love you more, and your choice is to love me or not.

85. The quieter a woman is, the richer her feelings will be. If she falls in love with someone, she is really dead set.

86. If memories are as hard as steel, should I laugh or cry? If steel corrodes like memory, is this a happy city or a ruin?

87. Think secretly, like secretly, and then give up secretly, as long as you know everything.

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1, men can fall on the front line, but never on the prostate.

I know you know my heart, we don't need verbal communication.

Actually, I just want to go to the beach with you to watch the sunset.

4. My dad said: Go to sleep quickly! If it is very hot at night, wrap the quilt tightly.

5. Brothers are like brothers. You may not share the blessings, but you must share the difficulties.

6. Be strong with me and ruin your world!

7. After you like me, I will definitely give you a dazzling meal.

8. My heart is not a bus. You can take it if you have a seat.

9. Picking up girls is like hanging up QQ. Pick her up for two hours every day, and it will soon be sunny.

10, when I made up my mind, I found his trace in your heart.

1 1, don't blame me for being too crazy, just because the world is too arrogant.

12, no heartless person has ever dedicated his heart to someone.

13, power failure, call my brother to complain that he is not online. My brother said something gorgeous: I just watch TV online for a while.

14, the strength of a man is the RMB in your pocket.

15, money can be spent, but brothers can't spend it all. Don't lose your brother for a few dollars.

Ceng Xiaoxian is not the only good guy.

17, don't be infatuated with me, I belong to her.

18, men always say one thing and do another, and bring one at a critical moment.

19. The person I once liked very much is now my brother, and I want to give him up.

20. Brothers should also play like this. I was wrong about you.

2 1, if I die of a fever in Henan, brothers remember to collect the body, thank you! There must be air conditioning in the coffin.

22. If you want to play, I will play. My brothers are all Altman.

23. My brother said that not every girl can wear stockings.

You and I may be like parallel lines that will never intersect, but the only focus is yours and mine.

Don't call me an otaku, please call me a gentleman.

26. I'm Altman. I'm taller and more versatile than Transformers.

27, black stockings baby, where can I find a good woman like you?

28, only for one person's true feelings, but hurt the hearts of thousands of girls.

29. The last thing a man likes is his own woman and having an affair with other men.

30. Never has such a stupid girl made him panic.

3 1, I miss you at night and always smoke quietly alone.

32. Men are just a pastime.

33. It was women who taught me how to grow up.

34. Falling in love is just to satisfy a woman's possessiveness.

35. Picking up girls is like fishing. You should cast a net in an all-round way and focus on training.

Don't tempt you with your virginity, you will regret it.

37. Even if a man is rebellious and chic when he is young, he will try to be a woman sooner or later.

38. Dude, I gave you the award of forever silence.

39, big steps, easy to pull eggs; Small steps, easy to squeeze eggs; Don't pull or squeeze, idle eggs hurt. How tired it is to be a man.

40. Please don't call men playboys. How can a man with no heart deserve the word playboy?

4 1. Maybe one day, when you wear a wedding dress, I will wear a cassock, too.

42. Women are like clothes. My brother wears a brand that ordinary men can never afford.

43. Brothers are more important than Mount Tai, and daughters-in-law are supreme!

44. My wife told me that explanation is cover-up, cover-up is dishonesty, and dishonesty is to be cleaned up!

45. I don't like you having an affair with others. I don't like you being spoiled with others. I don't like the sentences you have said to others and to me, although you are not mine.

46. What if you lose and you win the world?

47. Pupils have changed from brats to goddesses, and I have also changed from brats to big children.

48. Brother is the flower of the motherland-cannibal flower.

49. Boys holding hands are called gay friends, while girls holding hands are called Tie.

50, the internet is full of lovely sister papers, how come there is no one on the street!