What is a humorous sentence about greed for money and lust?

Covetous and lustful, a Chinese idiom whose pinyin is tān cái hào sè, means greedy for personal gain and fond of women. From "Book of Han·Gaodi Ji", what is the humorous sentence about greed for money and lust?

1. You are my insatiable greed, and you are also my own fault.

2. Three Miles of Breeze. The breeze will guide you step by step on the Three Miles Road.

3. Porridge in the morning is better than wine at night. People who lie to you will tell you better than people who love you!

4. Be a common man, greedy for money and lust, and live a romantic life.

5. Wild beasts always walk alone, while cattle and sheep only travel in groups.

6. No matter how estranged we become in the end, the kindness I once showed you is true. I hope you don’t regret knowing me and that you are really happy.

7. How about admitting that you are not as strong as you think, and you don’t want to be that invulnerable. You just want to be hugged warmly.

8. I hope that lonely people don’t have to be strong forever, and I hope that there will always be a shoulder by my side.

9. A piece of innocence, hit the south wall, love for life, it is too difficult to look back.

10. If you don’t want enough, you won’t want to, and if you have too much, you will feel annoyed. How can you have the right companionship?

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