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1. A poem praising Angie. Poets of past dynasties chanted Angie Liu Yun (465-5 17), a poet of the Liang Dynasty in Wuliu array, whose words were fluent and interpreted by Hedong (now Shaanxi).

People in Xiezhou town, city and county. In the merger, the official phase was surrounded and Kyrgyzstan was Sima; Into the Liang Zhongshu collectors prison, twice Wu satrap.

In the name of poetry, he is also good at chess. play the piano

The anthology consists of twelve volumes. Give Wu Jun Trilogy, Leng Yun dark Cangzhou, rushing to Nanpu.

Acacia egret pavilion, always looking at autumn bamboo. Knowing that there is a long way to go, he also said that buying it will delay Chu.

Guan Hou Liao Jue, how to attach the Red Brigade. I want to be a wild bird.

The second is to travel across oceans to Chen Yiluo and open up wasteland in Matu. Handan jiao pod female, colorful with spring fragrance.

As soon as the drum is played, it becomes a song. When you step on it, you bow your head. I am a tourist, and my love is in Huaiji.

If you are not satisfied with the new knowledge, you will miss Trump's intestines. The third night is flying fox pass, and the morning is morning.

The shape is that the army is tired and the flag is far away. Autumn comes in the border town, and spring comes late in the cold countryside.

At first I believed that the snow was light, and gradually I felt Leng Yun. According to the corvee's orders, he read books and added meals.

There are also two mountain peaches, which fall in the evening and the wild ferns begin to bloom. Clouds are clearing away, the sky is crisp and Zhi Bo is full of vitality.

It's boring to leave your heart. That's the way it is. Second, the autumn wind passes, and the Chu guest plays music.

Whispering to avoid frost leaves, leaving (a mountain) to produce cold birds.

2. What happened to the poem describing "Anji"? It was cold and cloudy, and the tide overflowed Nanpu.

Acacia egret pavilion, always looking at the autumn wind bamboo Knowing that there is a long way to go, he also said that buying it will delay Chu.

Guan Hou Liao Jue, how to attach the Red Brigade. Give Wu Jun Trilogy, Leng Yun dark Cangzhou, rushing to Nanpu.

Acacia egret pavilion, always looking at autumn bamboo. Knowing that there is a long way to go, he also said that buying it will delay Chu.

Guan Hou Liao Jue, how to attach the Red Brigade. I want to be a wild bird.

The second is to travel across oceans to Chen Yiluo and open up wasteland in Matu. Handan jiao pod female, colorful with spring fragrance.

As soon as the drum is played, it becomes a song. When you step on it, you bow your head. I am a tourist, and my love is in Huaiji.

If you are not satisfied with the new knowledge, you will miss Trump's intestines. The third night is flying fox pass, and the morning is morning.

The shape is that the army is tired and the flag is far away. Autumn comes in the border town, and spring comes late in the cold countryside.

At first I believed that the snow was light, and gradually I felt Leng Yun. According to the corvee's orders, he read books and added meals.

Reference: sogou sogou [citation time: 2018-1-16].

3. Ask for a short article about the drifting of Anji Wang Long, about 400 words, highlighting the place where there is a water fight, and go to Anji Long.

Everyone's summer vacation is happy and full, and my summer vacation life is more colorful. In the summer vacation, the happiest and most unforgettable thing was to go to Anji, Zhejiang for three days with my father's two good friends!

During the three-day tour, the crocodile bridge is the most interesting. We came to the crocodile bridge and saw one crocodile swimming under the bridge. At this time, my uncle shouted, "Everybody hold on to the rope, it's going to shake." As he spoke, he stepped on the left and then on the right, shaking all the time. Because I am short and can't keep up with the beat, my brother taught me skills and said, "Don't worry, hold on to the rope and follow the beat step by step, so you don't have to worry." I tried to do what my brother taught me, and it was really much better. This is when my father buys ducklings. I asked my father curiously, "Why did you buy a duckling?" Dad said mysteriously, "You will know later." I watched my father's every move: he threw the duckling into the water, and a crocodile found it and swam quickly. Of course, the duckling is no match for it, so he is in a hurry to escape. But at this moment, the crocodile was running after the duckling. The crocodile bit the duckling in its mouth and another crocodile came. Two crocodiles caught a duckling. It seems that a world war has begun. ...

The most fun is crocodile bridge, and the most exciting is rafting. We were wearing life jackets and sitting on a boat full of gasoline. My father and I are a group, my mother and aunt are a group, my brother and his mother are a group, my sister and her father are a group and my uncle is a group. Longwangshan Drifting Area is located in Anji Nature Reserve in northern Zhejiang, in Longwangshan Canyon at the source of Huangpu River. The total length of drifting is 3 kilometers, passing through more than 20 beaches, more than 30 bays and 56 slides, all the way without danger. Began to slide, timid I hid in my life jacket and helmet to avoid drinking water. Dad saw it and said to me, "Shut your mouth and eyes and don't breathe." I tried, but there was no water, and then I became brave. Dad also taught me to row, and I can learn it as soon as I am smart. After coming out of the hole, my sister and I couldn't wait to go back to the small pool at the entrance to play with water. There is also a small waterfall here!

I quickly took off my sandals, rolled up my trouser legs and left the pool. Wow, the water in the small pool is so cold! The bottom of the water is flat and covered with stones. I picked up the water gun that I had already prepared. After filling it with water, I declared war on my sister. My sister is ready to fight, too "One, two, three, go!" Dad said. I bravely rushed up and fired two shots at my sister. She did not show weakness. She shot me twice, but I dodged. I rushed over and shot her several times. You hit me and I hit you. I don't know who said, "Your water gun is beating around and squirting out too little water. It is better to pour water directly. " So, we immediately splashed water again. "My clothes are all wet!" " "My sister and I shouted in unison. But we kept playing. After a while, I played even crazier. I just pulled her away and spilled it willy-nilly! Throwing her as if she had just been fished out of the pool, she shouted, "It's really unfair! "

Friend, come on! Let the clear water of Wang Longshan wash away the dust in your heart; Let Wang lung's breeze sweep away the troubles caused by the noise of the city!

Anji long journey

On Sunday, my father and I came to Anji with many acquaintances, ready to go rafting.

In the crowded waiting hall, everyone put on life jackets and helmets and got ready to go. "No.7 1, No.7 1", as the tour guide shouted out the words "No.7 1", I suddenly felt refreshed. Slowly, I took the whole team forward slowly. Listen to dad, a bus will take us to the dock, float down from there and come back here. About 10 minutes' drive, the bus stopped at a lake. When I got off the bus, I was caught in the middle by the crowded crowd. After waiting in line for another ten minutes, my father and I finally got on the kayak.

At first, we rushed from a clear lake to a second hill lake like a landslide along the fast-flowing water. As soon as I rushed down, I bounced like a giant spring. It turned out that a mountain stream with a wide water surface was turned into a small lake connected by many canals with a little digging. These lakes are large and small, with different shapes, crescent moons, waterfowl and fishermen ... I can imagine almost everything. In the face of so many kayaks rushing down the canal, wave after wave, the whole lake was covered with water drops. I thought about it, so I picked up an oar and joined forces with my father to lead us to another lake. The current in the canal seems to be more turbulent this time. There was only a whoosh, and the kayak went down the river. However, things are not going well. "Bang, bang", the kayak crashed, and my father and I rolled in the kayak. When we fell into the water, it was another head wave, over our heads and on the boat. My head was still drenched with water, and somehow, a pile of water poured directly on my head. I wiped my face and quickly opened my eyes. An earth-shattering water war is about to begin. I saw another kayak rushing down the canal. When the last drop of water falls into the water, it is like a cannon, which is the horn of the water battlefield. It's dark again, and the strong waves make me blind. I had to splash the water gun blindly for a while, and then fled the "danger zone" with my father. It's really interlocking. With the squeeze of canoeing behind us, we drifted to the next lake. I don't know what hit us at first, but it was a bang and we entered the next lake.

Layer by layer. Two hours later, I finally reached the last lake. After relaxing, my father and I took off our helmets and hesitated to walk on the shore full of boats, jumping from one kayak to another. ...

After tiring drifting, I know: unity is an invincible virtue, just like two people rowing together, or a big water battle!

4. What are the poems praising Anji Great Zhuhai Scenic Area? What are the similarities with the old words mentioned by President Liu 28? Liu Zongyuan traveled to Xuanpu when he was young and asked him to give up his shortcomings first.

An old man remembered it and praised it. The wings taste like falcons, and the heart leans on numbness.

Following the reward of Tianlu Department, we are all in charge of Hou family. At the beginning of Xi 'an Mansion, Dan Yong * * * worshipped Jia.

Branches participate in the animal meeting and preach some chaotic palace cries. It is better to simply go with the flow, and every time you hold a book, you will get rid of evil.

Mark Wei Que, husband and wife, and Xiong Wu are worshipping their teeth. Distinguish colors, care about each other, and devote yourself wholeheartedly.

Ryutsuki in Golden Furnace and Chen Xia in Purple Palace. I lost my way before I moved to Qiaole.

It's like crossing the Liaohe River, and it's more like landing in Changsha. I don't blame Qin Cheng for being poor at dusk.

The imperial court is idle, and hundreds of officials treat elk. Three years of imperial grace, a thousand years of holy calendar.

Chao Zongyan sailed the sea, and the division service stopped in Liang Zhong. As soon as the scene is searched for, the Nangong is trapped.

The world is only talented and arrogant. Piercing seedlings into the ground is better than Jiangxi cliff.

Let the ceremony go on and get ready to ring. A pet is an old official, and a bully is a satrap.

Build a bird and turn it over. The bookstore respects eight lives, including six yoga.

If you are willing to correct Hu's quality, then you are a luxury. Zande is a new change, and Gai Yi Ren.

I think it is common that the Dragon Boat Festival is late, so I am also surprised to pay for it. Yu Gong lost his treasure, and Zhou Guan paid the price for it.

Rongtun Qize, different attributes control Sanba. In other words, we should look at agriculture and crops, and show China's things at the right time and place.

Autumn is covered with orchids, and spring is full of peach blossoms. If the Soviet army does not move, the city will be banned.

We should not worry about fatigue, but sigh. Drive first and report to your official with a bronze drum.

Dye Dong and print Jin Xisha. I finally got a boat, but people came back to the mountain to time her.

Practice hard to break the willow, and Chu dance spreads the ba. A few songs are hidden, and the stone is poured into the dirt.

Orange pomelo is proud of the beginning of cold, and loquat is recommended in early summer. Sacrifice becomes a witch's prayer, and the wind moves Lu women.

I've heard of Skeeter, but I still see right or wrong. Mu You was ashamed of Lian Bi, saying that he was happy because of his marriage.

I was buried in death, and I stayed half my life. Into the county seat, the waist is always folded, and people are forked.

Dare to speak, shame, fear of long defects. Good fantasy fan binghuo, smiling face painted white.

Dongmen cattle often eat rice, and scattered lice crawl empty. Escape from the drama and watch apes fight, and distinguish horses by different sounds.

The fox does evil, and the bird stays in the forest. The same disease can grow old, and the new sound remains the same.

I don't know, it's only a millisecond. Keep the Tao, be willing to give up, and be clear and self-sufficient.

Store sorrow and listen to the rain at night, and count flowers and tears. Owls are often noisy and jackals compete with each other.

The shore reed turns poison, and the stream bamboo fights wildly. Wild emu line to see Iraq, river fish or * * * fork.

The atmosphere is constant and the fire is flourishing. The silent ears annoyed the noisy ants, and the soul was frightened and did not dare to provoke the frog.

Wind branches scatter old leaves, and frost vines cover cold melons. Before the fog is thick, the mountain laurel and the ice-dried swamp are dry.

Homesickness is better than Zhuang Yu, and seclusion is commendable. Fish shed grass, village bridge is located in ancient tea

In order to keep out the cold, use a raft and scoop a spoonful of water back to the coconut. Window flies only dive into scorpions, and saliva competes with snails for food.

Lead the spring to open the sinus, protect the medicine and insert a new basket. Trees blame flowers for mistletoe, and insects pity shrimp.

It's easier to sing suddenly than to get drunk. Drag the horse away with a hammer and hang it for grazing.

I have seen that I can be a turtle, but I am still dumbfounded. ? . Whoever picks the Central Plains will get off with a towel.

My son gave bitter bamboo shoots, and my father gave sour hawthorn. Advise the police to help dangerous people and ask them to be wine and tea.

The Taoist sign is short and brown, and the Zen guest will be a cassock. Sweet rice and glutinous rice, 50% off expensive vegetables.

When drinking nectar, I want to suck clouds. When the house mouse enters the door, Lin Ren catches it.

The spring shirt is cut with white cloth and the hat is hung with black gauze. Repeatedly lamenting the repair of the network, Su Su was frequently shaken.

The decline and glory are all due to pods, and the surplus is short of a few frogs. The road knows the willows beside the ditch, and the city hears the noise.

* * * Think about donating her place. Thousands of riders are holding green ribbons. There was snow on the temple in County Zhaidui (Du Mu) the year before last, so we must bring frost this year.

Seasonal scales have geese in ancient and modern times. Gan Ying is poor in the world, and 40,000 went to Luoyang.

As far as I can see in the southeast, the north can be regarded as a desolate place. Draw a million countries with square corners.

The earth is stubborn, but the sky is not stiff. It's only been a million years. It's like a bolt from the blue.

Living in it, what is Peng Yi? Promote self-restraint, and Confucianism is wide and long. The flag pavilion has snowed, so I dare to ask when I will be a mother.

I like Li Shizhong, who is seven feet tall. White bow, mustache and green sandalwood gun.

There is a micro-horizontal array in front of the wind, and the purple beard is divided into two sides. Wan Hu, a scholar in Huaixi, is not worthy to stare.

After the success, a banquet was held in Linde Hall, and the ape super stork swept the field. Three thousand ladies looked askance at each other and stepped on each other.

Jinggan CuO CuO Banner (fire) (fire), the spirit of horizontal whip home. I love Zhu, and Wu San is the central organ.

After a hundred hectares of rice, the west wind blows half yellow. You can still live in the village, but your warehouse is full.

The back ridge is green, and the front stream is green. When the fog dawns, geese fall, and cattle and sheep fall at night.

Uncle wants to drink me, I'll try. Uncle and sister want to return, and they also have pot pulp.

Liu Wu is in the west, and the lotus pond is in the east. In-laws' home of flesh and blood, fireworks look at each other from afar.

The satrap is like water, and the sheriff is greedy like a wolf. Throw a cloud and live.

I once built a room, and the feather instrument carried the crane. Crossing the river, bamboo shadow piano book bed.

There is no vulgar language, Yao Shunyu Wu Tang. Today, when there are few children, ask who is the pillar.

I said that the son of heaven is sacred, and Gong Jin mentioned Ji Gang. Hundreds of thousands of allied soldiers killed the sea.

It is said that benevolence and righteousness are not small, and it is easy to take a roll seat. Rhinoceros armor fights crossbows, and snake spears swallow blades.

I'm afraid I can't look at the wall after playing for three years. A: I have something to do with Hu Qiang outside the mountain.

Who wants to rebel, tell the fisherman. Looking back at the southwest, I traveled a long way to repair the coffin.

I was thirteen years old that year, and I never forgot it. I often caress myself with endless tears.

The imperial edict should be divided, and how to lift your toes wildly. There are no articles about the official business.

Begging monks to interpret dreams and begging for wine to relieve worries. I didn't hide in the mountains because of my wife.

All my life, I am willing to mend clothes. Xiange teaches Zhao Yan, and Lan Zhi bathes in Hehuang.

When the fishy smell is swept away, it is fierce. Those who live and sleep live a long life, and farmers and mulberry are rich.

Lonely songs are here, and I laugh at myself. At the beginning of the rain in the general's office, the knife cut Qiu Guang well.

Chi Pan, I drink alone, holding the fragrance of chrysanthemum branches. When you are drunk, you have to sing Taiping songs. There is no limit to the word Renshengtian.

These four wonders were given to Liu Hanlin (Mao Zedong), a famous county crossing mountains and rivers, and Mao Zedong, a bamboo stick and grass for study. On the way, I saw white clouds like a crystal sea, and the light rain (above) was soaked by clothes and morning dew, so I was hungry.

(Mao Zedong) The topic of Tianzhu Lingyin Temple (Bai Juyi) stayed in the county town for 600 days and entered the mountain 12 times. Stay because of the fall of laurel, and get drunk because of the flowering of sea willow.

[Tianzhu tastes the laurel in the middle of the month, and pomegranate flowers hide in the sea. ] Except for yellow paper books, the imperial edict of Green Palace reminds me.

Monks are more disappointed, and guests are wandering. Dark smoke buried bamboo in the temple, and Lin Xiang rained and fell plum.

Do not pity the white stone on the bridge, but love the moss on the hole. 【 Tianzhu Stone Bridge, Lingyin Mingdong.

] gradually out of the loose road, I still fly to the cup at once. Who will teach Lengquan to send me down the mountain? The Liu Yun (Bai Juyi) incense temple in Huqiu Temple in the east is not far away, and the garden is deep at the beginning.

The dragon is scattered and corrected, and the jade stands and the bamboo is dense. Thousands of monks sit on strange rocks, and the spirit pool sinks with a sword.

The sea is on both sides of the pavilion, and the mountain is in the center of the temple. Wine is cooked by flowers, and poetry becomes a thousand birds.

This is a good place to smoke. In summer, I spent the summer in the forest with an idle Zen master (Bai Juyi). The dust is red in the west of Luo Jing, and monks sit in the east of Zhuquan.

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At that time, there was no bridge on the Yarlung Zangbo River, countless cowhide boats capsized in the wild horse-like torrent, and many people trying to cross the river were swallowed up by the roaring river.

2. As the majestic songs resounded through the snowy mountain wilderness, some people gave money, some people gave iron and some people sent food, and a large number of farmers and craftsmen followed them from one bridge site to another. ...

Wherever we go, people are amazed at the girls' handsome appearance, graceful dancing and beautiful and fresh singing. The audience exclaimed: Isn't Ajram dancing on the earth? In the future, people will call Tibetan opera performances "Ajram".

4. The mask of a good person is white, and white represents purity; The king's mask is red, and red represents majesty; The princess's mask is green, and green represents softness; The mask of the living Buddha is yellow, and yellow represents auspiciousness; The witch's mask is half black and half white, which symbolizes her duplicity. The devil's mask is blue, showing fangs to show depression and terror.

5. Snow-capped mountains and rivers as the background and grassland land as the background. Tibetan opera artists sing on the floor without curtains, lights and props, only accompanied by drums and cymbals. They just want an audience.

1, Ma, born in 1977, female, native of Heze, Shandong, with a master's degree. Support Tibet, People's Daily reporter. Current teacher. Representative works: Financial Times, Notes on Interviewing in Tibet, Tibetan Opera.

2. Explanation of words

Ajram: Tibetan, meaning fairy sister.

Xiongsheba: a special story introducer in Tibetan opera, who makes a brief introduction during the performance.

Follow one's will: it means to act completely according to one's own wishes. Do whatever you want.

Leisure: It means leisure. Refers to a leisurely life.

References:

Tibetan Opera-Baidu Encyclopedia

6. What's interesting about Angie? Anji Tianhuangping Scenic Area is recommended to be located in Tianhuangping, which is nearly 1000 meters above sea level, surrounded by bamboos and mountains. Relying on Tianhuangping Pumped Storage Power Station, which is the first in Asia and the second in the world, the magnificent power station building is integrated with the beautiful and charming natural scenery, becoming a beautiful landscape in Anji eco-tourism.

The park is dominated by the rural customs and bamboo culture, and integrates the natural landscape advantages such as lush bamboo forests, strange peaks and rocks, beautiful streams, ancient temples and pleasant climate, and the majestic human landscape characteristics of the storage power station. It is a good place for sightseeing, summer vacation and popular science education. Wang Long has rich natural landscapes, such as virgin forests, peaks and streams, Bitan Lake and so on. , with fresh air, pure water, elegant environment, ecological environment resources and landscape, historical sites, myths and legends and other human landscape resources, with rich, wild, pure, dangerous, beautiful and broad characteristics. The combination forms a unique "Nine Scenes of the Dragon King"; Huangpu River source, Song Feng natural moat, Ranger Fairy Tale, etc.

In modern times, Wu Changshuo, a world master of art, wrote a beautiful sentence in Xiling Publishing House: "The sky covers the earth, the mountains are high and the water is long". The North Zhejiang Canyon is located at the junction of Tianhuangping in the south of Anji County, Zhejiang Province and the source of Taihu Lake in the north of Lin 'an City.

Geographical location in the mystery of the world geographical location, the total area of the 30-degree north latitude line is 38 square kilometers, only 8 kilometers away from the source of Taihu Lake and the Tibetan Dragon Hundred Waterfalls. The scenic spot consists of five scenic spots: Majiangang in Dahanling, Paradise Street in Dongling, Jiutiaowan in Shiling, Longxu Mountain and Alpine Farmhouse Holiday. There are nearly 100 majestic peaks over 1000 meters in the scenic area.

At an altitude of 800 meters, there are 13 primitive peasant resorts. There are 5 mountain terraced sightseeing spots, 58 streams and 98 waterfalls, and 203 scenic spots, large and small.

It is an indispensable treasure for leisure, vacation, sightseeing, summer vacation, geological survey and scientific research in Anji Mountain, Zhejiang Province. Shima Bay Drifting is located downstream of Shima Reservoir. The river in Shima Bay is clear and green.

There are trees along the banks of the river, birds and insects are singing, and business is full. In the process of drifting, I have unlimited interest in returning to nature.

The total length of drifting in Shima Bay is 3 kilometers, and it takes 1 hour and 30 minutes to complete drifting. Shima Bay is full of twists and turns, either urgent or slow, caressing the green water, embracing the beautiful scenery of mountains and rivers, forgetting the new year, and trying to be Tao Ran.

In cutting, you can go with the flow, have a long talk, talk about youth and express your true feelings euphemistically. You can also make waves, play games and find laughter and songs for teenagers. How far is the wandering journey, how far is the happy heart.

Enjoy the comfort of traveling and enjoying the rich and famous products. This enjoyment makes people feel the beauty of detachment and freedom. I believe that this drifting will make everyone have their own memories and treasures.

7. I found some good words and sentences about Harry Potter and the philosopher's stone. I seem to have sorted out such a thing:

1. Penny Menstruation often says Dudley looks like an angel-but Harry says he looks like a pig with a wig.

Uncle Vernon complained to Petunia about menstruation while driving. He always likes to complain. The people he met at work, Harry, meetings, Harry, banks and Harry are just a few topics he likes to complain about.

Before they took Harry away, a smiling lady in the ice cream truck had asked Harry what he wanted to eat, so they had to buy Harry a cheap lemon popsicle. Actually, the popsicle is not bad, Harry thought. He licked the popsicle and watched a gorilla scratch his head. This gorilla looks like Dudley, except that its hair is not golden.

Hagrid looked down at the umbrella and stroked his beard.

"I shouldn't have lost my temper," he said ruefully, "but it's no use. I wanted to turn him into a pig, but maybe he is too like a pig, so there is no need to change anything. "

5. "quaffle was immediately grabbed by Gryffindor's angelina johnson-what an excellent chaser that girl is-113-and she is also very charming-"

Jordan. '

"I'm sorry, professor."

6. "You can also ask your parents if they know Flamel." Ron said, "It's safe to ask them."

"Very safe, because they are all dentists." Hermione said.

7. "It bit me!" Ron said, show them his hand wrapped in a bloody handkerchief. "I can't get a pen for a week. To tell the truth, the dragon is the most terrible animal I have ever seen, but from the way Hagrid treats it, you think it is a furry little rabbit. After it bit me, Hagrid wouldn't let me scare it. When I left, I heard him sing a lullaby to it. "

8. Hermione always likes to review the exam content after the exam, but Ron says it makes him feel sick.

9. As soon as the three men came to the stone steps outside, Harry said to Ron and Hermione, "Well, we must do this now," he whispered eagerly. "A person is responsible for watching Snape-wait outside the staff lounge and follow him if he comes out. Hermione, you'd better do this. "

"Why me?"

"Of course," said Ron. "You can pretend to be waiting for Professor Flitwick." He pretended to be a shrill female voice. "Oh, Professor Flitwick, I'm worried. I think I may have chosen the wrong B in question 14 ... "

10. "I wish you a happy holiday-hmm-"Hermione said. She looked at Uncle Vernon's back in disbelief and was surprised that there were such annoying people in the world. "Oh, I will be happy." Harry said. Ron and Hermione were surprised by a big smile on his face. "They don't know that we are not allowed to use magic at home. This summer vacation, I will have a good time with Dudley ... "