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Who are the great people you met on the train?

Answer: I take the train every month. I was deeply moved by the good people I met on the train.

Once, I went to Changchun by car, which happened to be a holiday. The answer is only a station ticket. The car is full of big brothers from the northeast. The whole carriage smells of marinated eggs and sausage beer. There are so many people that I can hardly move. There is a big brother in Northeast China with a box of Harbin beer from another carriage on his head. He pushed his way through the crowd to our carriage and began to blow bottles with his companions. I have to say it's amazing! After all, southerners have never seen this battle!

Answer: When getting off the bus, the Lord walked forward and accidentally kicked someone else's "things". I thought it belonged to someone else. I looked down and saw a person sleeping under the seat, that is, under the seat. I kicked his foot. Won't there be so many people stepping on him? I am really worried about this big brother.

Another time, the master came home and sat next to an uncle. As soon as he took off his shoes, he sat on the seat. The smell on his feet made his master unforgettable. My uncle talked to me. It turns out that not only feet stink, but also bad breath. At that moment, I just wanted to get off and get some air. My uncle told me that he made millions in stock trading. I just nodded silently. Before the train, my uncle asked me for a micro signal. I told him that I don't play WeChat. He said it didn't matter if I added a micro-signal, and taught me how to stock.

There are really many interesting things, wonderful people and wonderful things on the train, but there are also many dangerous things. Remind friends who go out to pay more attention, especially on the train, because you don't know who the people around you are, and you may even be a trafficker.