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Gao Fengshan Wang Xueyi (edition)

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< p>Gao Fengshan: It’s your turn to perform again this time.

Wang Xueyi: Hey.

Gao Fengshan: Do you also talk about cross talk?

Wang Xueyi: Oh no, I sang Shu Lai Bao.

Gao Fengshan: Oh, you can also count treasures.

Wang Xueyi: I know how to do it, but you don’t know when you say that.

Gao Fengshan: Oh? What don't I know?

Wang Xueyi: You are too young.

Gao Fengshan: Yes.

Wang Xueyi: You don’t understand.

Gao Fengshan: Oh, I don’t understand.

Wang Xueyi: Me,

Gao Fengshan: Please tell me slowly if you have anything to say, don’t be anxious, you tell me what you want.

Wang Xueyi: What is the problem with my explanation?

Gao Fengshan: I am too young to say this.

Wang Xueyi: That’s not true. This treasure is invented by me.

Gao Fengshan: Haha, you invented Shu Lai Bao?

Wang Xueyi: Hey. Do you know that there is a Li Runjie in Tianjin?

Gao Fengshan: Ah, I know.

Wang Xueyi: Sing and count the treasures...

Gao Fengshan: What's wrong?

Wang Xueyi: Quick calligraphy...

Gao Fengshan: What's going on? Tell me.

Wang Xueyi: That’s my apprentice.

Gao Fengshan: Ah~~ah? Oh, yeah? Oh oh oh...

Wang Xueyi: Do you know that there is Gao Fengshan in Beijing?

Gao Fengshan: Ah, I know, how about it?

Wang Xueyi: Those who sing about counting treasures are also my disciples.

Gao Fengshan: This thing is a fever, nonsense! Haha, say whatever you want, anyway, you can't be shot for talking nonsense. It's terrible.

Wang Xueyi: What do you mean?

Gao Fengshan: Tell me slowly, don’t be in a hurry.

Wang Xueyi: There is another person who sings about counting treasures and also sings Allegro...

Gao Fengshan: Ah, ah...

Wang Xueyi: His name is Wang Fengshan.

Gao Fengshan: Oh, Wang Fengshan.

Wang Xueyi: Do you know this person?

Gao Fengshan: I know.

Wang Xueyi: Hehe, this person is the most hopeless.

Gao Fengshan: What’s wrong?

Wang Xueyi: If you sing and count the treasures, you’ll have no food, that’s not possible...

Gao Fengshan: Oh, yes. How is it?

Wang Xueyi: Later, I thought of a way to give it to Ma Sanli and stand on the table to praise him. Well, this is useless.

Gao Fengshan: Oh, what about you?

Wang Xueyi: I am better than them.

Gao Fengshan: Oh, yes. You, what's your surname?

Wang Xueyi: My surname is Wang...

Gao Fengshan: Call this...

Wang Xueyi: Ask around backstage.

Gao Fengshan: I asked about it,

Wang Xueyi: I asked about it.

Gao Fengshan: Even if you are incompetent, you can do it. But if you are inferior, you are worse than anyone else and not very good. Hahahaha...

Wang Xueyi: My name is Wang Danai, do you know?

Gao Fengshan: What is Wang Da~~ capable of?

Wang Xueyi: Hey. I can do everything, there is nothing I can’t do.

Gao Fengshan: Really?

Wang Xueyi: That’s right.

Gao Fengshan: Let’s do it this way. If you know how to sing a piece of Shu Lai Bao with us today.

Wang Xueyi: Is the number of arias a treasure?

Gao Fengshan: Let me sing for you.

Wang Xueyi: Research?

Gao Fengshan: Ah, okay?

Wang Xueyi: Yes,

Gao Fengshan: Count the treasures...

Wang Xueyi: Can you play board?

Gao Fengshan: Yes.

Wang Xueyi: You know how to play board games. Let me see how you play.

Gao Fengshan: Ah, look, what’s the plan? Can we make a plan?

(Playing...)

Wang Xueyi: Hey,

Gao Fengshan: How is it?

Wang Xueyi: Yes, it’s quite interesting.

Gao Fengshan: Ah, let’s make do.

Wang Xueyi: This time, let’s walk back to the street, cross the alley, and sing the seventy-two lines. What do you think?

Gao Fengshan: Oh, you said you used to count Laibao to find the gate.

Wang Xueyi: Hey, yes.

Gao Fengshan: Go to this street and sing this business shop?

Wang Xueyi: Hey, right, right.

Gao Fengshan: Walking through the streets and alleys is called Three Streets with Flower Alleys. Right?

Wang Xueyi: Hey, it’s also called seventy-two lines.

Gao Fengshan: Oh, okay, okay.

Wang Xueyi: We can sing in all walks of life.

Gao Fengshan: Then sing with me.

Wang Xueyi: No, no, no, yes, yes, I will sing with you? Are you as strong as me? How capable am I? Then Li Runjie is my apprentice and Gao Fengshan is my apprentice. Should I sing with you? You have to sing along with me.

Gao Fengshan: Oh, I will sing with you.

Wang Xueyi: Oh, that’s right.

Gao Fengshan: Do I always sing with you?

Wang Xueyi: Why do you keep singing with me? That's it, what do you think of us as a family of eight?

Gao Fengshan: How do you call a pair of eight families?

Wang Xueyi: For example, there is business on the east side of the road, and there is also business on the west side of the road. There is business on both sides.

Gao Fengshan: Yes.

Wang Xueyi: You, first sing with me the Eight Masters of Dongbanla.

Gao Fengshan: What about turning back?

Wang Xueyi: I will sing the Eight Families of Xibanla with you later. What do you think?

Gao Fengshan: Okay. Then you sing with me first, you sing with me...

Wang Xueyi: Shall I sing with you?

Gao Fengshan: Sing with you first?

Wang Xueyi: Yes, you sing with me.

Gao Fengshan: OK, OK.

Wang Xueyi: Here we come, let’s fight hard.

(Play the board...)

Gao Fengshan: Are you really capable of this?

Wang Xueyi: I’ve said it before, it’s not because I’m incompetent, it’s no good, I can’t hit the board evenly. (Quietly) How can you sing?

Gao Fengshan: Is it because I can’t fight together, but you can’t fight together?

Wang Xueyi: Yes, yes, yes.

Gao Fengshan: Come again, come again.

(Playing...)

Gao Fengshan: How can you sing like this? What do you mean? You, you can’t fight them all! Ah

Wang Xueyi: What if I fight them all?

Gao Fengshan: If you get them all, I’ll treat you to roast duck.

Wang Xueyi: Really?

Gao Fengshan: Hey, that’s right.

Wang Xueyi: Come on.

(Stop it...)

Wang Xueyi: How is it?

Gao Fengshan: Why are you so cautious this time?

Wang Xueyi: Hehe, I’m holding back my roast duck.

Gao Fengshan: OK! This one is greedy. Okay, I'll try singing along with you.

Wang Xueyi: Sing with me. It’s coming, it’s begun.

Gao Fengshan: Do you understand counting treasures?

Wang Xueyi: I understand. It’s about three quick things. It talks about quick eyes, quick heart, and quick mouth. See with your eyes, make up with your mind, and sing with your mouth. These are the rules for counting treasures.

Gao Fengshan: OK, OK, OK...

Wang Xueyi: Come on.

(beating the bamboo board...)

Wang Xueyi: I beat the bamboo board...did you hear that? Listen to this word: I~beat~the bamboo~board~~~. It sounds so good when you hear it.

Gao Fengshan: Oh, I heard it, I heard it. You sing on.

Wang Xueyi: I beat bamboo boards, I beat bamboo boards...

Gao Fengshan: Yes, this thing is...ah...oh...

Wang Xueyi: I hit the bamboo board, my bamboo board hit, I hit the bamboo board, hit the bamboo board, I begged for nothing (lie-1) to hit the bamboo board.

Gao Fengshan: I wish you could break this bamboo board. Why are you begging for nothing? Just two hits will do the trick. Why are you begging for nothing? This is not risking your life.

Wang Xueyi: Listen to the lyrics at the back.

Gao Fengshan: Oh, oh, okay,

Wang Xueyi: Listen carefully.

Gao Fengshan: A dead beggar (lie-1) beats a bamboo board.

Wang Xueyi: I beat bamboo boards, I came into the street...

Gao Fengshan: Drink, good guy.

Wang Xueyi: How is it?

Gao Fengshan: It’s not easy.

Wang Xueyi: I came into the street and saw the trading shop. I was beating bamboo boards. I walked into the street. I looked up and saw with my eyes that there was a big iron shop over there. Let me tell you about this ability...

Gao Fengshan: Hey, let me tell you, what is your name?

Wang Xueyi: Count the treasures.

Gao Fengshan: Do you call this singing?

Wang Xueyi: Isn’t it singing?

Gao Fengshan: This, this is called singing?

Wang Xueyi: Ah, this is called singing.

Gao Fengshan: All the hysterics are like this over here.

Wang Xueyi: Where is my hysteria?

Gao Fengshan: Isn’t that what hysteria is all about? You don't have any sense of what you say. Just say whatever you want.

Wang Xueyi: What does it mean to have no clue?

Gao Fengshan: How about playing with a bamboo board? Come into the street, look up...this...use your eyes...what's there?

Wang Xueyi: Big iron shop, iron shop.

Gao Fengshan: Don’t you think this thing is boring?

Wang Xueyi: This is great.

Gao Fengshan: This thing has no twists and turns. How can it be called Shulaibao?

Wang Xueyi: You don’t understand when you say this.

Gao Fengshan: What?

Wang Xueyi: Hey, you are still too young to understand.

Gao Fengshan: Oh, yes, yes.

Wang Xueyi: You said that it is a song that is easy to sing.

Gao Fengshan: What about you?

Wang Xueyi: The iron shop is the iron shop. This is called flower arrangement.

Gao Fengshan: Thirteen sets of large tracks are spanned by two small tracks, which are called flower arrangement tracks.

Wang Xueyi: Hey. There are all kinds of mistakes.

Gao Fengshan: Why just arrange flowers? It's a mess.

Wang Xueyi: Yes, yes, yes.

Gao Fengshan: Say whatever you want.

Wang Xueyi: Hey, yes, yes,

Gao Fengshan: Oh, it’s so easy to fall in love.

Wang Xueyi: Hey, this saves a lot of trouble.

Gao Fengshan: Then you want to sing with me later, okay?

Wang Xueyi: That’s okay.

Gao Fengshan: Really? Ah, okay, okay...

Wang Xueyi: Come on.

Wang Xueyi: I beat the bamboo board, I... I walked forward, I... ran forward, and came to the big iron shop in front of me. Hehe...

Gao Fengshan: It’s different from the word just now.

Wang Xueyi: This is called flexible control.

Gao Fengshan: OK, OK, iron shop?

This Ding Ding Ding, Dang Dang Dang, there is fire in Laojun’s furnace. The fire in Laojun's furnace is lit. I bow to Laojun first and then to you. You are Laojun's great disciple. Mr. Laojun is really the first, his mouth is like a bellows and his feet are like pliers, and he has been hammering with a stick for three years. The beating made Laojun unbearable pain, and the brush above him seemed to have issued a decree. The anvil is given to you, the shears are given to you, the six lotus leaf boards are given to you, four are long and two are short. The four long ones block the four sides, and the two short ones have wind holes. The rooster feathers the hen's feathers, and the one comes back to turn on the fan. Making pots, burning charcoal, and iron pots are produced in Huolu County. Mung bean shreds, soybean strips, stir fry spoon. The big cloud has an eye and the little cloud has an eye, the cricket has a shovel and a shovel.

Wang Xueyi: Ah, regardless of whether it is a spatula or not, there is a barbering shed next to it.

Gao Fengshan: Oh my god, why is your word so sad?

Wang Xueyi: Hehe, this sounds nice.

Gao Fengshan: A barber shop?

Wang Xueyi: The shaving booth is the barber shop.

Gao Fengshan: Ah, the barbering shed?

Wang Xueyi: Shave your head in the shed.

Gao Fengshan: This one walks in seven steps, slides in eight steps, and has three locks of black silk hanging at the door. Three locks of black hair hanging on the door, he is a member of the same family. I counted the families. Taibai Jinxing took Luo Zu, and Luo Zu took Han Guangwu.

Han Guangwu accepted Lu Dongxian, and he served as Luo Zu. He reined in the carved saddle under his horse and worshiped the immortal in front of Luo Zutang. I worship this Luozu first and then you. You are Luozu’s great disciple. Grandpa Luo was of high moral character and received a treasured sword on the 13th day of the seventh lunar month. It is said that there is a sword in the way of swordsmanship, and this sword is in Luoyang Bridge. Luoyang Bridge is ten thousand feet high, and every stone can sharpen a knife. Eight pieces go up and eight pieces go down, and two pieces are withdrawn at once. A rough stone is used to grind it, a fine stone is used to sharpen it, and the sword is sharpened until it shines brightly. Pour boiling water into the yin and yang, and use two hand towels, one square and one long. The long one goes over the shoulders, and the square one goes over the chest. Before the monks shave, after the Taoist shave, and in the Hui and Han religions, the left and right shaves. The one shaved his head, swept his eyebrows, and then hit the five-flower mallet. Five-flower mallet, hit it right, and named it anti-sleep. After giving the money and entering the locker, the person turned around and greeted another person.

Wang Xueyi: Oh, no matter what, there is a big shoe shop next to it. Selling shoes.

Gao Fengshan: Ouch, my blood pressure almost went up.

Wang Xueyi: What? Don't, don't, don't be in a hurry, wipe your sweat first, don't, don't... don't be in a hurry.

Gao Fengshan: Oh, no matter who you are, there is a big shoe shop next to it.

Wang Xueyi: Hey, a big shoe store. Hehe, shoe seller, shoe seller, hehe.

Gao Fengshan: Big shoe shop.

Wang Xueyi: Shoe shop.

Gao Fengshan: Shoe shop, are you selling shoes or selling shoes?

Wang Xueyi: We both produce and sell shoes. Ha, we also have finished products and also do some outside work.

Gao Fengshan: You don’t need to sing later. I will sing as soon as you say so.

Wang Xueyi: Ouch, that doesn’t sound as unkind as that.

Gao Fengshan: Oh? You still know how unpleasant it sounds, good guy...

Wang Xueyi: How unpleasant it sounds.

Gao Fengshan: It’s true that eating melon seeds brings out bed bugs. Everyone has them.

Wang Xueyi: How do you say this?

Gao Fengshan: I really didn’t expect to say such a conscientious word, look.

Wang Xueyi: It’s so fresh, it’s a big shoe store.

Gao Fengshan: It’s a big shoe store.

On February 2nd and March 3rd, Patriarch Wang Chan went down to the mountain. Ancestor Wang Chan is really worthy of his appointment, and he has a disciple named Sun Bin. Sun Binye went down the mountain and left his shoes and socks behind. Mr. Sun Bin came down the mountain early and brought with him several treasures: awl, scissors, crescent knife. The crescent knife is bright and bright. It cuts the bottom first and then the top, and makes a pair of four hinges. The master is really good at his work. He is sitting on the horse. Tie it on the left and pull it on the right, you will make a fortune from this business. If you roll an awl across the line, it will not bloom for three to five years.

Wang Xueyi: No matter what is blooming or not, it will be a tofu house after (4 sounds) (3 sounds).

Gao Fengshan: Good guy, is it a tofu shop?

Wang Xueyi: Hey, tofu house, tofu house.

Gao Fengshan: As soon as I entered the street, I acted like an old-fashioned person. I am acting like this to sell tofu. The first person to sell tofu is Huai Lai, and the second is to sell tofu to Guan Meibeard. If Mr. Guan doesn't sell this tofu, who will leave meat and vegetable dishes in the world? A little donkey grinds a plate, and it is better to seek wealth in the water. People eat tofu and pigs eat dregs. You will make a fortune in this business. You are just scratching your head, but the shopkeeper is fine. Wei (kuai-3) tempeh (chan-3). Spoonful after spoonful, more tofu will come out and less skin will come out. The resulting tofu will be to die for. What about shredded tofu or sliced ??tofu? You can buy it home to coax your wife, and you can eat a piece of cucumber as a cold dish.

Wang Xueyi: Hey, cold dishes or not, there is Tongrentang next door.

Gao Fengshan: Stop, stop...

Wang Xueyi: Huh? Sing.

Gao Fengshan: You are simply not singing.

Wang Xueyi: What am I doing?

Gao Fengshan: You are talking nonsense. Haha, say whatever you want, I hope you can say it.

Wang Xueyi: Hey, hey, what are you doing?

Gao Fengshan: I think you can speak.

Wang Xueyi: What do you mean you can speak better than me? Just call yourself incompetent and that's it. You have to be able to sing...

Gao Fengshan: It’s a business, one by one, one by one. House to house?

Wang Xueyi: That’s right.

Gao Fengshan: One piece at a time?

Wang Xueyi: One by one, one by one, one by one.

Gao Fengshan: You won’t be next to each other.

Wang Xueyi: Which ones are not next to each other?

Gao Fengshan: We can deal with the inappropriate business you sing about.

Who among us is called the leader with you? Ah, right?

Wang Xueyi: That’s not the case.

Gao Fengshan: You are so busy buying and selling next to each other.

Wang Xueyi: Of course we have to be next to each other.

Gao Fengshan: What business did you sing about just now?

Wang Xueyi: What I sang just now was Tofu House.

Gao Fengshan: Are you sure?

Wang Xueyi: Tofu House.

Gao Fengshan: Ah, where is this side? What about this one? What are you singing again?

Wang Xueyi: Tongrentang.

Gao Fengshan: Oh, Tongrentang. Where is Tong Ren Tang opened?

Wang Xueyi: Hey, hey, it’s a pity that you are from Beijing. You don’t even know where Rentang is?

Gao Fengshan: I really don’t know.

Wang Xueyi: Inside the Dazha (shi-qing) column, the road turned south and fell down the steps. Now the newly renovated facade is Tongrentang Pharmacy. Then who doesn’t know?

Gao Fengshan: Dashilar? Right?

Wang Xueyi: Yes, yes, yes.

Gao Fengshan: Is there a Tongrentang in Dashilan?

Wang Xueyi: That’s right.

Gao Fengshan: Is there a tofu shop in Tong Ren Tang Jiedi’er?

Wang Xueyi: This...

Gao Fengshan: This thing, ha, tell me about it, ah. You call this nonsense.

Wang Xueyi: Newly opened, newly opened..., you don’t know, newly opened...

Gao Fengshan: Let you eat less, you have to eat so many, you thing , ah...

Wang Xueyi: Yes, yes, just say you can't sing and that's it...

Gao Fengshan: Why can't you sing?

Wang Xueyi: Everyone, everyone, let me tell you, he can’t sing.

Gao Fengshan: Which sentence did I ask you to answer?

Wang Xueyi: Yes, don’t say it. You will understand it as soon as I tell you.

Gao Fengshan: What do you understand?

Wang Xueyi: He can’t sing.

Gao Fengshan: What’s wrong?

Wang Xueyi: Do you know? The most difficult thing to sing about Shu Lai Bao, and the most difficult thing to sing among the seventy-two lines is Tongrentang.

Gao Fengshan: Yes.

Wang Xueyi: Old drugstore.

Gao Fengshan: I know.

Wang Xueyi: The most troublesome thing is this. And it’s all words.

Gao Fengshan: Ah, a medicine shop.

Wang Xueyi: This is what I heard.

Gao Fengshan: I know.

Wang Xueyi: As soon as I opened the medicine box, hundreds of medicinal materials appeared.

Gao Fengshan: What’s wrong? Oops.

Wang Xueyi: What medicine is yin, what medicine is yang, what medicine is king, what medicine is minister, what medicine is father, what medicine is son, what medicine cures what disease, what medicine is applied where , and a short story is interspersed with medicinal materials. How can you sing? You have to learn from Wang Da Neng. snort. Come on, pick up the board and I'll sing.

Gao Fengshan: What are you doing?

Wang Xueyi: I will sing.

Gao Fengshan: You said I can’t sing in Tongrentang, right? What I'm telling you is...just talking nonsense to you.

Wang Xueyi: What? Isn't it?

Gao Fengshan: If you do this, I won’t say that I can sing, and I won’t say that I can’t sing.

Wang Xueyi: So what?

Gao Fengshan: Who told you to stand up?

Wang Xueyi: Of course?

Gao Fengshan: Aren’t your businesses next to each other? Can I sing Tong Ren Tang Ground without Dou Fu Fang? Right?

Wang Xueyi: Alas~~~~~ Alas~~~~~~~

Gao Fengshan: If it could sing next to me, I would say yes. If you don’t believe it, I would say no. You don’t believe it either. Let's do this. Ask everyone. Which comrade said: Yes, Tongrentang Ground Floor does have a tofu house, so I will sing Tongrentang with you, okay?

Wang Xueyi: Really?

Gao Fengshan: Just ask.

Wang Xueyi: I’ll ask everyone, if you ask me if you can sing this Tong Ren Tang.

Gao Fengshan: This man is simply... ashamed of himself. How much a kilogram costs is really life-threatening.

Wang Xueyi: You have to sing this. It’s impossible not to sing.

Gao Fengshan: Just ask, just ask.

Wang Xueyi: I keep my word, huh.

Gao Fengshan: What’s wrong with this?

Wang Xueyi: This, this, this...this means...don't you know what this means? Hahaha

Gao Fengshan: What’s wrong? What's wrong with you?

Wang Xueyi: Let me tell you this, let me sing without knowing a word. You have to listen to him, but I already sang it just now. There is a tofu shop next to Tongrentang.

Gao Fengshan: As long as you know.

Wang Xueyi: But, there is no tofu shop next to Tongrentang. This is a lie, but I have to say, he... I will ask you later. I asked if there is a tofu shop next to Tongrentang. You Just say yes. Ah, as soon as you said yes, we listened to him singing, Tongrentang.

Gao Fengshan: Yes, is it okay to just say it? It simply doesn't.

Wang Xueyi: What, I...I...I...I...I, I have nothing else, this is all I have. (Bowing and bowing)

Gao Fengshan: You said this passerby is simply... this thing is going to kill you. This thing... this thing... this thing...

Wang Xueyi: You guys are so tired. I want to ask you, please tell me.

Gao Fengshan: This is not such a big deal at all.

Wang Xueyi: Everyone, is there a tofu shop next to Tongrentang? (Yes...) Ah, yes, thank you, thank you! Yes, yes, yes...sing, yes!

Gao Fengshan: Yes~~~~~? ah? This, this is so in charge of this?

Wang Xueyi: How fresh.

Gao Fengshan: Ah, okay, okay.

Wang Xueyi: Let’s entrust the favor.

Gao Fengshan: Ah yes...yes. Do you think you have it? Since it says yes, let’s sing. You start, you start. Yes...yes, yes?

Wang Xueyi: Hey, ah, Gao Fengshan, don’t be busy, this... there is a tofu shop next to Tongrentang. Hahaha

Gao Fengshan: Hehe, it’s not easy. …(beating the board)…Are you not feeling sorry? You heard it, alas.

Wang Xueyi: Never mind, just sing.

Gao Fengshan: Hey, this Tong Ren Tang store is an old drug store. This one, sir, is like the King of Freedom. Lord Medicine is sitting on top, and ten famous doctors are standing on both sides. I will first bow to the Medicine King and then to you. You are the great disciple of the Medicine King. This Medicine Prince, whose real name is Sun, rides on a dragon and crosses a tiger, twisting needles in his hands. Sun Simiao, the teacher of internal medicine, and Hua Tuogao, the teacher of surgery. Sun Simiao and Hua Tuogao entered the Tang Dynasty at the age of thirty-two. The mother-in-law of the palace was ill, and she was cured by taking acupuncture to check her pulse. He cured the empress' disease with one injection, and he cured the dragon with two injections. As soon as the Long Live Lord saw Long Xinxi, he personally ordered him to be in power. He didn't want to be made a civil servant, but he would shake his head if he was made a general. With no other choice, he was given a large yellow robe. Which one is angry on this side? The old hero Jingde was angry. As a minister, I have made great contributions by killing people from east to west, so why don't you give me the rhubarb robe? He held a pair of steel whips in his hands, and he held the steel whip in his hands to drive away the yellow robe. The King of Medicine had a wonderful method. He took off his yellow robe and replaced it with a red robe. He offered the yellow robe in the King of Medicine Pavilion (gao-3), and the people of Li burned the incense. Your old one has a cabinet inside, so your cabinet is three feet, three inches and three inches high. There is a medicine rolling mill on one side and a medicine rolling knife on the other. Roll the medicine knife, it's bright, you can taste some herbs first. First roll the bezoar and dog treasure, then roll the betel nut and musk. Taoren slept with Xingren, and Erren lay on the agarwood bed. At midnight, when the wild rice leaves were sleeping, the brave horsetail jumped into the wall. Fifty taels of mercury were stolen, and the golden retriever barked. Ding Xiang went to deliver the letter, and Ginseng sat in the lobby. The Buddha picked up the licorice stick in his hand and hit the tangerine peel with the stick. The tangerine peel was beaten until it bled, and the blood was splashed on the papaya. Dasong pills, Xiaosong pills, fat sea drops and round balls, dog skin plasters for wind and cold. I am determined to continue singing the names of the medicines, and I will not be able to finish singing until tomorrow.