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Wonderful tongue twister

Wonderful tongue twister

Excellent tongue twister 1 The dumb people who miss durian in the north cross the bridge at the east gate. There is a jujube tree in front of the bridge, holding a pole to play dates.

One date, two dates, three dates, four dates, five dates, six dates, seven dates, eight dates, nine dates, ten dates, nine dates, eight dates, seven dates, six dates, five dates, four dates, three dates, two dates and one date.

There are 44 purple persimmon trees in front of the mountain and 44 stone lions behind it.

Forty-four purple persimmon trees in front of the mountain killed forty-four stone lions behind the mountain.

Excellent tongue twister 2 Lama dumb went to the market, the Lama who ate grapes but didn't spit out grape skins bought a long pole, and the dumb who missed durian bought a wide bench.

A Lama who eats grapes but doesn't spit out their skins wants to trade a shoulder pole for a bench and a mute who misses durian sweetness. The dumb person who misses durian sweetness said, "Don't you buy one yourself?"

Lamas who eat grapes but don't spit grape skins think that the dumb people who love durian are quite horizontal, and lamas who eat grapes but don't spit grape skins are in a hurry. He grabbed the pole and hit the dumb person who loves durian. The dumb person who loves durian also picked up the bench in a hurry and gave a bench to the Lama who ate grapes but didn't spit out the skins. I don't know whether the Lama who eats grapes but doesn't spit out grape skins hit the dumb person who loves durian with a pole or the dumb person who loves durian hit him with a bench. The Lama who ate grapes but didn't spit grape skins vomited all over the dumb man who loved durian. The dumb man who loved durian became angry from embarrassment, grabbed a piece of stewed frozen tofu and threw it at the Lama who ate grapes but didn't spit grape skins.

The Lama, who ate grapes but didn't spit grape skins, dodged and mocked the dumb man who was nostalgic for durian sweetness, saying, "You threw away your frozen tofu stew, and I hid my frozen tofu stew. If you can't throw it away, don't throw it around, just throw it away. " "

The dumb man who is nostalgic for durian sweetness said, "You are bullying me, and I can't speak. You wait. "

The dumb man who missed durian threw down the bench and left. The Lama, who eats grapes but doesn't spit grape skins, picked up the bench of the dumb man who was nostalgic for durian and continued to visit the market. Lama was hungry and happened to see a stall selling squid eyes. Lama bought five kilograms of squid eyes and went north.

It happened that I bumped into a dumb man who was nostalgic for durian and had a horn pinned to his waist. I was pulling a Kun-mu Lama and trading his Kun-mu for another horn.

Dumb people who don't play the trumpet don't want to trade their horns for a Lama who plays Kunyu, but the Lama who plays Kunyu insists on trading his horns for dumb people who don't play the trumpet.

Dumb people who don't honk don't want Kun Yan Lama to trade them for dumb horns.

Once again, the Lama with Kunmu was in a hurry, swung Kunmu's eyes and hit the dumb with the other corner.

Don't honk the horn. The mute is also in a hurry. He took off his horn and gave the Lama a horn with Kun's purpose.

I don't know whether Tila hit the other horn dumb with his thunder eye or the other horn dumb hit Tila Lama with his horn.

Lamas go home to stew their eyes, and dumb people blow their horns!

Excellent Tongue Twister 3 Activity Target:

1. Understand the contents of tongue twisters in the activities of watching and speaking, learn to read tongue twisters "Dogs and Monkeys" initially, and further stimulate children's interest in tongue twisters;

2. Know how to be modest among peers.

Activity preparation:

Courseware making, finger puppets (dogs and monkeys), round dance boards, etc.

Key points and difficulties:

Learn to read tongue twisters and distinguish the pronunciation of "dog", "monkey" and "head".

Activity flow:

First, look, speak and understand the content.

1, causing the topic:

Today the teacher brought a short story. Let's see who is in the story. What happened?

2. Play the courseware for children to watch and imagine.

3. Children's communication:

(1) Who is in the story?

(2) What happened between the dog and the monkey?

4. Summary: It turns out that dogs and monkeys want each other to cross the bridge first, and they are humble to each other, which is really a good example for us to learn.

Second, perceptual experience.

1, enjoy tongue twisters.

(1) What should I pay attention to when saying tongue twisters?

(2) The teacher said tongue twisters

What did you hear?

2. The teacher puts on her finger and twisters again.

2. At the prompt of the paper doll, children learn to read and help them correct their pronunciation.

Children wear paper dolls to practice tongue twisters.

Third, practice and have a happy experience.

1, children's performance (choose paper puppet performance or round dance board independently)

Play the rhythm with the help of the round dance board, and guide the children to gradually speed up.

Step 2 practice in pairs

Wonderful tongue twister 4 Eight white fruit trees were planted in front of the white old man's door, and eight white boys flew from the north, and I don't know where they live.

Bai Laoba beat eight white starlings with eight octopus sticks, and eight starlings flew on eight ginkgo trees.

I don't know if Bai Laoba hit eight white starlings or eight ginkgo trees with these eight octopus sticks.

Bazuowu

Eight white rabbits live in eight houses with eight horns and eight octagons.

Eight children tried to catch eight white rabbits, which scared them into living in eight octagonal houses.

Pulling radish

Out of 8828, eight children pull out carrots, you pull out, I pull out, and see who pulls out more and who pulls out more.

You play a lot, so do I. A radish and a pit, calculate how many carts to pull,

One plus two, two plus three, seventy-two plus eighteen, a dozen with an abacus, the difference is 198.

Nine drunks were drunk.

On September 9th, nine drunks got drunk. Nine wine glasses, nine glasses of wine, and nine drinkers take nine sips.

Take nine sips of wine and pour nine glasses of wine. Nine wine fans picked up the wine and had nine mouthfuls of "thump, thump".

Nine glasses of wine, nine mouthfuls of wine, nine glasses of wine make you drunk.

Exchange wine for oil.

A gourd wine 926, a gourd oil 629.

Change 629 oil into 926 wine, and change 629 oil into 926 wine.

Camel oil

Ninety-nine cows, carrying ninety-nine baskets. Each basket contains ninety-nine catties of oil.

Cattle wriggled around with oil baskets on their backs, and the oil baskets were worn out and leaked oil. A basket is 99 kilograms, and there are 66 kilograms of oil left. You said you leaked dozens of kilograms of oil?

Excellent tongue twisters, 5 heads and 66 cows.

The 66-year-old man built 66 buildings, bought 66 baskets of oil, raised 66 cows and planted 66 weeping willows.

Sixty-six baskets of oil, piled in sixty-six buildings; Sixty-six cows were buckled on sixty-six weeping willows. Suddenly a gust of wind blew down sixty-six buildings.

Knocked over sixty-six baskets of oil, broke sixty-six weeping willows, crushed sixty-six cows, and crushed sixty-six-year-old Lu.

Lao Liu Fang Niu

There is a building No.6 in Liulin Town, where Mr. Liu lives. One day, I brought six monkeys to see Liu;

Hou Lao Liu came and pulled six cows; Come to the old six and carry six baskets of oil; Your old Liu is here with six silks.

Niu Laoliu, Hou Laoliu, Qiu Laoliu and You Laoliu live in Building 6 of Liu Laoliu. In the middle of the night, the cow arrived at the monkey, and the monkey and the cow fought.

Knocked down Qiu Laoliu's oil, and the oil damaged You Laoliu's silk. Liu helped Qiu Laoliu put away the oil, and Hou Laoliu helped You Laoliu wash off the silk and oil.

Tie cows, watch monkeys, and go upstairs to drink together.

Read it seven times in a row and you will be smart.

There are seven stars in the sky, seven pieces of ice on the ground, seven eagles on the tree, seven nails on the beam and seven lamps on the stage.

Spying, snoring, fanning out seven lights, pulling out seven nails, shh, shh, driving away seven eagles,

Lift your feet and kick seven pieces of ice, and the flying clouds cover seven stars. Read it seven times in a row and you will be smart.

Seven stars in the sky

There are seven stars in the sky, seven pieces of ice on the ground, seven lamps on the stage, seven warblers on the tree and seven nails on the wall.

Say, say, say, pull out seven nails. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Get rid of seven warblers. Bang bang broke seven pieces of ice.

A gust of wind blew seven lamps. A dark cloud covered the seven stars.

Excellent tongue twister 6 "Haha ……" There was laughter in the classroom, so we were playing tongue twister games. First of all, Wang invited. Teacher Lin started counting for 30 seconds. Because she was in a hurry, she read The Bowl Scattered in Fan Fan (Season 3) as The Bowl Scattered in Fan Fan (Season 1).

The students burst into laughter and her face was as shy as a ripe apple.

Then the competition between boys and girls began. Liu dare not go up for fear of making a fool of himself. She never dreamed that Miss Lin really invited her, and the game began. The boys are a little behind. Some boys think that the score is too low, so they can't help it anymore. They even quoted "Come on, boys!" Girls, water! "The slogan. However, God did not appear, and finally the boy was defeated.

Finally, I took the initiative to say to teacher Lin, "Teacher Lin, I'll try!" " ""of course! Come on! " "South-South has a basket ..." I got a pencil with watermelon and taro patterns, which is my favorite! " Tut tut tut ... "

How's it going? Are you itching, too? Join this interesting activity quickly!

Excellent tongue twister 7 four is four, ten is ten, fourteen is fourteen, and forty is forty.

Don't say four into ten, and don't say ten into four. ? This article comes from the blessing network.

To distinguish between forty and fourteen, always practice ten and four.

Count lions

There are four rows of stone lions in the park, each row is fourteen big stone lions, and there is a small stone lion on the back of each big stone lion.

At the foot of each big stone lion are four small stone lions. Teacher Shi led 44 students to count the stone lions.

How many big stone lions and small stone lions do you count?

Excellent tongue twister 8 1, full of melon flowers

Guateng blossoms, and melon blossoms bear melons.

Don't pinch the melon if you want it.

Guateng blossoms, flowers bear melons,

The melon is round and big.

2. "Guapeng Guagua"

Guapeng Gua, Guahang Guapeng.

The wind blows the melon shed,

When the shed moves melons, melons touch the shed.

3. canned garlic, canned garlic

Canned garlic, canned garlic,

Garlic in a can, garlic in a can.

The garlic can is full,

The garlic jar is full of garlic.

4. "Monks enjoy lotus flowers"

Monks admire the lotus flowers on the river,

The incense on the river is fragrant, and the monk has a reward.

The monks on the Dutch remnant river were disappointed.

The monk did not forget the fate of the dust.

Monks will still enjoy lotus fragrance in the coming year.

5. Hei Hu Counting Black Pigs at Night

Hei Hu counted black pigs at night,

Hei Hu number of black pig at night.

At night, black pigs surround the black lake.

It's dark, crowded and messy.

Hei Hu can't count black pigs,

I was so anxious that Hei Hu sobbed.

6. Red gourd seedlings and yellow gourd seedlings

Red gourd seedlings, yellow gourd seedlings.

Red gourd seedlings climb the wall,

Yellow gourd seedlings climbed up the wall.

Red gourd seedlings twist yellow gourd seedlings,

Yellow gourd seedlings twist red gourd seedlings.

Red gourd seedlings are yellow and red,

Yellow gourd seedlings are red and yellow.

7. "Carrots and white radishes"

Red, red radish,

White radish.

Carrots are redder than white radishes.

White radish is whiter than carrot.

Red radish mixed with white radish,

White radish blocks red radish.

Red, red radish is red and white,

White radish is white and red.

You like to eat red, white, red, red radish,

I still like to eat white and red radish.

8. "Miao Baiqiang's white goat killed three kinds of Populus tomentosa"

There are three townships in A Liang on the mountain.

The mountains are covered with poplars.

At the foot of the mountain, there is a tree with hundreds of seedlings.

Raised a group of white goats.

White goat 100 seedlings,

Eight Populus tomentosa trees that killed Liang Sanyang.

Liang Sanxiang stopped Miao Baiqiang,

Ask him to make eight Bai Shu trees.

Miao Baiqiang sold four white goats.

Liang Sanxiang lost eight poplars.

9. Monkey Mountain

There is a monkey mountain in the zoo.

The monkey fell out in the mountains,

Eight little monkeys huddled together,

Nine little monkeys cried happily,

There are seven people climbing the mountain.

How many monkeys are there in Monkey Mountain?

10, monkey

A monkey is in a tree.

Look around,

Hair is full and face is thin;

The nose is flat and the chin is pointed;

Walking on four feet,

There are four hands in the tree;

Standing like a person,

Crawl like a dog.

Excellent tongue twister 9 1, crossing the river with dry stems, seeing a hemp cat biting a hemp goose.

Carrying dry stems, crossing dry rivers,

I saw a hemp cat biting a hemp goose.

I don't know if the goose bit the cat,

Or does a hemp cat bite a hemp goose?

2, vines and morning glory

There is a vine in Hua Garden and a morning glory in Jiajia Garden.

Jia Jia's morning glory, vines around flowers, vines around flowers, wrapped around Jia Jia's morning glory.

I don't know whether the vine winds the morning glory first or the morning glory winds the vine first.

3. Humorous witticisms

I was late for school because there was a headwind on the road.

4. How many cans?

One and a half cans are half cans,

Two and a half cans are one can;

Three and a half cans is one and a half cans,

Four and a half cans are two cans;

Five and a half cans is two and a half cans,

Six and a half cans are three full cans;

Seven, eight, nine and a half cans,

Please count how many cans there are.

Excellent tongue twister 10 activity target

1. Understand the main contents of tongue twisters and learn to recite tongue twisters.

2, accurate pronunciation, fast and uninterrupted reciting tongue twisters.

3. Experience the fun of tongue twisters.

4. Encourage children to guess, speak and move boldly.

Let children feel happy and fun, and they should learn knowledge before they know it.

Activities to be prepared

Experience: I have been exposed to tongue twisters.

Material: courseware; A picture combined with graphics and text; Video clips of crosstalk tongue twisters.

Activity process

First, import the video into crosstalk tongue twisters.

Teacher: The teacher brought a video today to see what they are performing.

1. After watching the video, what is Uncle performing? What are the characteristics?

They perform tongue twisters, so what is a tongue twister? (fast speech, similar pronunciation)

3. Summary: Speak fast, and the pronunciation of words or words is very similar. Putting these words together and saying them quickly is a tongue twister.

Second, lead to the name tongue twister.

Teacher: Can you speak tongue twisters? Who will say something?

Today, the teacher will teach the children a tongue twister. Let's have a look.

1. Play the icon "Up"

Q: What does this mean? Where have you seen it?

What is the antonym above? (Play the icon "Down")

2. Play the icon "Tall Building"

Q: What is this?

3. Play the icon "Go upstairs and downstairs"

Question: How to pronounce several icons together?

Summary: The tongue twister we learned today is called "going upstairs and downstairs".

Third, understand and learn tongue twisters.

1. Play the courseware "One person" and "Many people"

Q: What is this? What can you call so many people together? (Many people)

2. Play the courseware "Many people go upstairs"

Question: What are so many people doing? (Theory: Many people go upstairs)

3. "Many people go downstairs".

4. Play the courseware "People upstairs go downstairs"

Question: This sentence is a bit difficult. Who can understand and say it? (collectivism: people upstairs go downstairs)

5. Play the courseware "People downstairs go upstairs"

Question: How should I say this sentence? This sentence is the opposite of the previous one.

6. Play the courseware "Someone goes upstairs but doesn't go downstairs"

Teacher: This sentence is a bit difficult, too. Who wants to talk? (collectively, according to the icon theory: some people go upstairs but don't go downstairs)

7. The method of "some people go downstairs but don't go upstairs" is the same as above.

8. Look at the icon to learn "Up and Down, Up and Down".

9. Play "Vertigo" avatar

Teacher: What's wrong? How do you know that? This is dizzy.

10, play the last sentence icon.

Teacher: The last sentence is more difficult. It is "Oh, I'm so busy." Why are you so busy?

Fourth, recite it completely.

1, show the whole picture.

Teacher: We read tongue twisters together completely, and the teacher's hand is the baton.

2. Practice in groups.

Teacher: Please read a picture in groups of three.

3. Ask each group to perform.

4. Ask to recite:

(1) The teacher teaches you a skill. If you want to read better, you must keep the same speed and read it again together.

(2) It is not enough to read tongue twisters well. You must practice more. The teacher will read and listen.

The teacher is taking a group of children to the talent show. Do you want to go? Practice more if you want.

Verb (short for verb) interactive activities.

1, compare the guest teachers.

2. The guest teacher reads first, and then the children read.

Tongue twister "Go upstairs and downstairs"

There is a tall building,

Many people go upstairs,

Many people went downstairs.

People upstairs go downstairs,

People downstairs go upstairs.

Some people go upstairs instead of downstairs,

Some people go downstairs instead of upstairs,

Some go downstairs and upstairs,

Some people go upstairs and downstairs,

Up and down, up and down,

I'm too busy!

Activity reflection:

The activity design is in line with the children of large class age, and the activity materials are novel and come from life. In order to combine the form of Chinese characters and read them in different roles, you can read them fluently when you look at the map. Let children quickly understand what a tongue twister is and what it means. Let children understand the characteristics of tongue twisters and perceive the rhythm and rhythm of tongue twisters. Children are very interested in such activities, and I will use this form to carry out activities in future teaching activities.

Excellent tongue twister 1 1 A Lama from the south called to eat grapes without spitting grape skins.

A mute came from the north to miss the sweetness of durian.

The Lama, who eats southern grapes but doesn't spit out their skins, walked south out of the south gate and saw a pavement rushing south.

There is a blue cotton curtain hanging on the noodle restaurant. When I took off the blue cotton curtain, I saw a pink wall.

Phoenix is painted on the powder wall, red phoenix powder phoenix powder phoenix flower phoenix.

Excellent tongue twister 12 today, our class held a tongue twister competition. The teacher asked us to grade the players according to the number of team leaders. First, send one person from each group to talk about tongue twisters. The rules of tongue twister are: speak quickly, accurately and fluently. Our first group sent Jiaqi Wu to the stage, and Jiaqi Wu said, "Four is four, ten is ten ..." I gave Jiaqi Wu a beautiful score.

The next one is Huang Mingjie of the second group. Huang Mingjie was talking about "Song of Fallen", and I ate a few "screws" in the middle, so I gave him an 85. The next one is Fu Ziyang, a master at reciting tongue twisters. He recited several tongue twisters in a short time, but he always stopped, so his grades were not satisfactory.

The competitions of the first three groups have ended and won the first place, while Huang Mingjie and Yang tied for second place.

There were two groups behind, and no one dared to participate, so they were disqualified. There are only three groups left. The fifth group chose He Wei. He Wei's tongue twister is not good, and he stutters. I give him a score of 7 1. The representative of the sixth group is Li, whose "Silkworm and Cicada" is stuttering, and I gave 72 points.

It's the last group, that is, the eighth group. The representative of the eighth group was Yang Jun, whose "mushroom picking" was smooth, fast and accurate, and I also gave him a score of 100.

At the end of the game, and tied for first place, Fu Ziyang and Huang Mingjie tied for second place, Li third and He Wei last.

This is a tongue twister contest in our class. Have fun!

Excellent tongue twister 13 "Ding" is in class. Teacher Ma came into the classroom with a smile and said happily, "Students, do you like tongue twisters?" Everyone said in unison, "I like it!" "Well, we are going to hold a tongue twister contest today!" Teacher Ma said. At the moment, the classroom seems to be very calm. There are huge waves on the sea, and the students are alive and kicking at once. Some students even jumped three feet for joy. Then, Teacher Ma explained the rules clearly to us: "The first round is tongue twister solitaire, the second round is group reading contest, and the third round is individual challenge. Then, our group sent our representative Yang to draw lots, and as a result, No.3 was drawn.

The game started, and we thought: After Liu Siyang said "the pole is long", I should say "the bench is wide". So I kept thinking: "The bench is wide, the bench is wide …" In our group, Liu Siyang quickly said "the pole is long, the bench is wide" and made a joke. I couldn't help saying, "Oh! You robbed my lines! " There was a burst of laughter in the classroom at once, and I didn't realize it until I heard it. I should say, "the pole is not as wide as the bench!" " "I climbed up the table regretfully, hoping for a mouse hole for me to get into. At this moment, Teacher Ma came over with a smile and said, "Failure is the mother of success. Come on, Liao Xiwu! " I just stood up slowly and said it again. In this way, our group deducted one point because I was nervous, and only got 44 points.

In the second round, it's our turn again. We started reading aloud, because Qin Nanjun stuttered too much and was deducted a point. Finally, Qin Nanjun pursed his lips and cried loudly.

The third round has begun. Each group should send a person with good eloquence to play. Our group sent Yang to play. Yang was radiant, articulate and fluent in reading, and finally won the "Tongue Twister Champion" in our class. Suddenly, our group of people cheered excitedly. This is really an interesting and unforgettable tongue twister contest.

Excellent tongue twister 14 "800 pioneers run on the north slope, and the artillery on the north slope run side by side." Happy composition class, there won't be another tongue twister contest, will there? I stutter and I can't pronounce words clearly, let alone.

I walked into the composition class at a brisk pace and saw several striking characters on the blackboard: tongue twister contest. Oh, my God! I was right. It seems that I can become a master.

"Stop! Stop arguing. When we looked intently, it was the teacher coming and sitting up straight. The teacher said, "Today, let's play tongue twisters again. Just finished, I was curious when I didn't play, and I was depressed when I played. "Although I've played, I feel bored, but as long as I win the game and become a champion, I'll give him four sweets. When I heard this, I got up the spirit of 12. You know, it's really not easy to get the teacher's candy!

Then, the teacher said, "each of you copy a sentence and read it several times." If you are optimistic, you can choose the candidates for the group stage. " . After that, everyone read aloud enthusiastically. After a fierce selection, I was elected in the group, and I was unwilling in all aspects. But who dares not listen to the teacher? Well, I can't win the championship anyway, let alone sugar.

In the first round, the group warm-up match, the teacher used the method of shooting tigers in the mountains. I said to myself: don't draw me. As a result, I got my wish and got another female classmate. She is shy. After the teacher's encouragement, she was willing to talk and stammered out a tongue twister. Although I didn't get high marks, I bravely finished the game. Then, all the contestants warmed up, including me, and achieved good results.

The second round is the official competition. My heart suddenly accelerated and my heart became tense. Because the classmate in front of me won the championship temporarily for four times. My mood seemed a little more tense, so I said calmly, "There is a goose standing on the river, and there is a river under the river …" Finally, I won the first round championship five times. Looking at my outstanding achievements, I feel very happy to win. Of course, I can't relax just because I won the game. There are more difficult finals waiting for me.

In the third round, I entered the final, which has reached a white-hot stage. The teacher asked me and another winner to cut cloth with stones. The winner has the right to read before reading. I gave the stone and he gave the scissors. I asked him to read it first. He read slowly and stopped halfway through. One chance is wasted. Everyone said that I would win the championship position, which goes without saying. I just need to read a few more words than him. As a result, I naturally became the final champion. Several people in the back challenged me, but I won the game easily with a winning smile on my face.

After the game, when I ate the candy given by my teacher, I couldn't help laughing. At this time, I don't think anything matters. What matters is the process of having fun with my partner.

Comments: The whole tongue twister competition is described in a documentary way through the first person, and the description of the inner world is vivid and true.

Excellent tongue twister 15 There was a child named Fat. He mowed the grass and lost the grey rabbit.

There was a kid named Thin Man who dropped his pants while playing with water.

The fat man went to the gray rabbit and found a pair of flower pants.

The thin man went to look for pants and caught a gray rabbit.

The fat man returned the flower pants to the thin man, and the thin man returned the gray rabbit to the fat man.

A fat man saw a thin man and the thin man saw a fat man.

The fat man is carrying a burden with pears and persimmons in it.

The thin man is carrying a basket with pots and plates in it.

Fat man approaches thin man, thin man approaches fat man.

The fat man carried the burden and hit the thin man's basket. In the basket, the jar hit the plate, and the plate hit the jar.

The thin man hit the fat man's burden with a basket. In the burden, pears hit persimmons and persimmons hit pears.

The fat man's burden hits the thin man's basket, not the thin man's basket, but the plates and cans in the basket;

The thin man's basket hit the fat man's burden, but it was not the fat man's burden, but the persimmons and pears inside.

Is it the fat man and the thin man, or the burden of the fat man and the basket of the thin man? Anyway, you can't blame the pears and persimmons in the burden, nor the pots and pans in the basket.

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