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19-year-old nun 19 shocked the audience. It's so classic.
The second sentence is that people who are hated have no pain, but people who hate others will eventually be black and blue, so never hate others.
Don't argue with a fool, or you won't know who a fool is.
The fourth sentence is a bronze medal in education, a silver medal in ability, a gold medal in contacts and a trump card in thinking.
The fifth sentence: successful people win not the starting point, but the turning point.
There are two kinds of money in the sixth sentence: money is spent, not property; What is not spent is paper, which is inheritance.
The seventh sentence takes out your temper, which is called instinct; It's called skill to suppress your temper.
The eighth simple thing to do repeatedly, you are an expert; Do it with your heart, and you will win.
The ninth sentence is so beautiful and handsome, but you don't know it. This is temperament; So rich and talented, but others don't know, this is self-cultivation.
Watch your mouth, don't talk nonsense just for a moment's pleasure. A good word, three winters are warm, and June is cold. Speak with your head, be sensitive and be careful. It's no use talking too much. If you don't preach the evil of others, you will naturally turn your enemies into friends.
Life without love is like a desert. Roses give away, and their hands smell sweet. Learning to love others is actually loving yourself. Let love warm everyone's heart like the afternoon sunshine.
The twelfth sentence is to understand and respect others, and always be tolerant and grateful. Tolerance is a virtue and also a kind of wisdom. How vast, thank you for your help. Be grateful to your enemies. They make you strong.
There are two things we have to do in this world: one is to seize the time, and the other is to stop and see if we have a good attitude. A good attitude is a good partner in life and makes people happy and healthy.
Human feelings, human feelings, human nature, charity, good at communication, not burning incense at ordinary times, and cramming in an emergency is not acceptable. So people's emotions should be stored, just like bank deposits. The more they save, the longer they spend, and the bigger the bonus.
Don't be impatient when something happens. Don't jump to conclusions, especially when you are angry, don't make a decision, learn to put yourself in the other's shoes, accept it, simplify the complicated things as much as possible, and never complicate the simple things.
Learn to be content. The biggest trouble in life is to start with the most meaningless comparison. There are always people who are inferior to you, and there are always people who are better than you. When I cried that I had no shoes to wear, I found that someone had no feet.
If the enemy makes you angry, it means that you are not sure to win him. There is no need to look back at who is cursing you. If a mad dog bites you, do you have to get down and bite back? Don't care too much about other people's curses.
Don't take work as a burden. It is better to face it positively and happily than to be angry and complain. When you regard work as life and art, you will enjoy it.
The nineteenth sentence is that people are blessed if they live for one day. They should cherish it. Life is only a few decades, so don't leave more regrets for yourself. When the sun rises in the East China Sea and sets in the West Mountain, there is a day of sorrow and a day of joy. People are comfortable when they are not entangled in things.
19 sentences that touched men
In your life, there will at least one time that you forget yourself for someone, asking for no result, no company, no ownership or even love. I just met you in my most beautiful years. I hope you will read these words patiently. This is a woman's lifelong commitment.
1, I hope that after 50 years, the old man who is with me is still you, and you are still willing to hold me in your arms.
Since my choice is you, I decided to stay with you all my life. No matter whether you are rich or poor, handsome or ordinary, what I value is only your noble personality and responsibility for life.
I am unique and irreplaceable. You are also unique. Only by the word "fate" can we stay together in this life and cherish this fate that was repaired thousands of years ago. As long as we have the same goal and vision, I believe everything is possible.
4. I don't care that you have nothing now, as long as you love me enough, I can live a mediocre life with you; Because the love of the soul can resist all temptations. I'm not afraid to travel long distances because I want to see you.
I dare not say that we will be together forever, because I am not sure. I just want to love each other every day for a limited time in my life.
6. Home is where you are. If you decide to travel around the world, I will accompany you through thick and thin.
Please don't be stingy to say "I love you" and "You are my deepest concern" to me, because girls can't get enough of these words. But please be sincere when you say it. If I read the twinkle in your eyes, stop talking.
I hope you can earn money to support your family, but whether you are poor or a millionaire in the future, please allow me to have my own business, just a little. Of course, I will always put my family and the responsibility of taking care of you and your children first.
9. We try not to quarrel. Although I have never met a lover who has never quarreled, I tried my best. Although sometimes willful, but not unreasonable. Even if you quarrel, promise me not to break up easily, because some words can't be taken back. If I say the word "break up" first, please understand, it is because men and women have different thinking patterns. That's my duplicity. I just want to be retained and let you care about me as much as I care about you.
10, please respect and honor my relatives, just as I will respect and honor your relatives; Please also respect my friends, just as I respect your friends.
1 1. If possible, I hope to have a husband and wife career. The mutual trust and support revealed in the career of husband and wife, as well as the love, trust and responsibility revealed in the eyes of both sides, make each other grateful for everything.
12, I don't care how many people you have loved and what you have done. I will not pry into your past, because I like you now and appreciate your wisdom now. Let bygones be bygones. I just want you to love me in the days after choosing me. That's enough.
13, sometimes I make mistakes, please forgive me, because I am not mature enough, and sometimes I say something that makes you uncomfortable. Please be tolerant. That's not my intention-that's what I want to get your love information.
14, I know there are many beautiful girls outside, but today you will choose me-not because of my beauty but because of my wisdom, which I believe you have. Never lie to me. If one day you like another girl, don't keep it from me. I think you will choose her because she is more suitable for you than me. I hate people who cheat me. At that time, even if my heart hurts to death, I won't haunt you anymore. Turn around and leave, I wish you happiness.
15, if you don't go home, no matter how late, no matter how far, no matter how busy, please take the time to send me a message and tell me that you are safe and make me feel at ease. Otherwise, I will worry and think. I would have done the same.
16, we must learn to communicate, because only ditches can cross, and we can't cross without ditches. So we need to study together, grow together, accumulate languages together, and accumulate hobbies together. Let's be good partners, good friends and good companions in the future.
17, if you insist on lying to me, please lie to me all my life until the last day of my life, making me feel that I am the only one you love.
18, I hope I can have breakfast at home and go home for dinner if I can, if time permits, because I am afraid of being alone and feel no family atmosphere.
19, I'm not a saint, I'm just an ordinary person. I hope you will succeed in the future. I hope we don't live a hard life, and I hope we can live a free life with wealth. But even if it doesn't happen, I still love you. Just promise me that you will never give up working in the best direction.
Editor's note: Because I loved, I was merciful; Because you know, you are tolerant. In life, there are many fleeting moments, such as saying goodbye at the station, just hugging each other, and in the blink of an eye, it's gone. The only thing we can do is cherish the people in front of us!
19 birthday. Tell me about 19 birthday. Tell me how to write.
1, good sister, no matter how old you are, I want you!
2. My parents will feel less likely to be scolded!
3, happy life, happy life, happy life.
Who can recite my mobile phone number? Who can recite my qq? Who knows my birthday? Who knows what I'm afraid of. Who remembers what I like?
The tenacious life of cactus can't compare with our close relatives. Happy birthday!
6. You add one year, charm, maturity and wisdom.
7. Four great pleasures in life: youthful vigor, successful entrepreneurship, family harmony and neighborhood harmony. There are four tragedies in life: suffering from loss, repeating the same mistakes and achieving nothing. Happy birthday to me.
8. Until now, I still remember that my parents were born of wood and my parents were XX.
9. Sister, parents wish her a happy life, ok?
10, the journey is not only about speed, but also about whether it can last; Progress lies not only in speed, but also in whether we can keep the right direction. Happy birthday to me.
1 1. Walk alone, eat alone, live alone, and endure alone.
12, birthday candle, someone blew it but no one lit it.
13, today is your birthday. May all happiness, all happiness, all warmth and all good luck surround you. Happy birthday!
14, I often hurt you and scold you because I believe in our relationship.
15, if we are all children, we can stay in the same place in time, sit together and slowly lower our heads while listening to the story of never getting old. Happy birthday to me.
16, long-term initiative will make you very tired. Can you say you love me on the day I was born?
17, it's raining and the sound is crisp. It's raindrops saying birthday wishes to themselves!
18 I want to know. Who can recite my mobile phone number? Who can recite my qq? Who knows when I was born? Who knows what I'm afraid of? Who remembers what I like?
I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you. Happy birthday to me.
20, my dear mother, happy life!
2 1, I wish myself a happy birthday, a person is nineteen years old.
22. I am doing an experiment to see if I will post on QQ next year, wishing me a happy life. Does anyone remember my life?
It is said that meteors can give anything they want. If I can, I would like to wait under the night sky until a star is touched by me and falls on your pillow with my blessing.
Today is my best friend's birthday. We walked together for 9 years. Happy birthday to her! Best friend for life.
25, is happy; I feel happy when I hear the clear calls of birds. Happy birthday to me.
26. Give you a birthday present with the heaviest amount of feces since there was feces. You will eat one kilogram, please include it. If you feel that there is not enough feces, please help yourself.
27. Ladies and gentlemen, today is my wife's birthday!
28. Life is a song: love is light music, work is symphony, struggle is rock music, entertainment is pop music, friends are pop music, and career is March. Happy birthday to me.
29. Being hurt can hone your mind, being cheated can increase your knowledge, being abandoned can teach you the ability to stand on your own feet, and being criticized can fuel your wisdom. Happy birthday to me.
30, you laugh once, I can be happy for several days; But seeing you cry once made me sad for several years. Happy birthday to me.
3 1. You couldn't speak when I was born. My sister gave birth to you faster than anyone else.
32. I was born I hope he can tell me that he is happy.
33, the world is ugly when it is cold! It is not easy to live to this day! Who doesn't live like this? Don't have any ideas, just live! Best wishes for a happy birthday!
34. Without a clear head, mistakes will be made no matter how fast the pace is; Without careful steps, no matter how smooth the road is, it will fall. Happy birthday to me.
35. I quietly bring you the happiness and joy of my heart boat: Happy holidays.
Let all the joys in the world be integrated into my songs to celebrate your birthday.
37. What's wrong with love? If you were still with me now, then we might be really happy now. Happy birthday to myself.
38, illusory, once met, you will never forget it. What's wrong with leaving a smile when you don't know your host? Happy birthday to me.
Finally, I became the first and only person who remembered my birth.
Regret is an emotion that enervates our spirit, causing a greater loss than loss and making a bigger mistake than mistake, so don't regret it. Happy birthday to me.
4 1, I heard that you are taking part in an entrepreneurial competition, which I think is a good thing for you. No matter what the result is, as long as you attend, I wish you success! Because you gave, you should be proud of it! Although I have never appeared in your world, I am very interested in your things.
42. I not only gave myself a blessing, but also blessed many people!
43. Roots are underground branches and branches are roots in the sky. Happy birthday to me.
44. This time next year, I must find two girlfriends to celebrate my birthday together and serve me together.
45, a person in the corner, wish yourself a happy birthday.
46. I call us Sheng. I like kiwifruit, but I don't like onions. My mobile phone number is five years later, and I want to travel around the world with someone I like.
47.[ A blessing. I wish myself a happy life. I am very happy every day. ]
48. When people ask about you, I say I forgot. If I think of those painful memories, how should I mention them to others? Happy birthday to me.
49. At this moment, I have my deepest thoughts. Let the clouds bring full blessings and embellish your sweet dreams. May you have a warm and romantic birthday!
50. To leave footprints in life, you must take one step at a time; If you want to take fewer detours in life, you must think twice before you leap. Happy birthday to me.
5 1, I am willing to trade my youth for a best friend and travel with me. Happy birthday, Bing!
52. The saddest thing is that only you remember your life; The happiest thing is that only you can't remember your life.
I can't think of anything to give you except the stars. . .
54. Knowing you is that the tortoise looks at the mung bean-right in the eye. When I met you, the tortoise ate too much and was determined to win. It's girls' day. May our friendship last forever. I wish my sisters good luck and all the best. Happy birthday!
55. You can't live in a dance school, otherwise you will accomplish nothing; Life can't be without games, otherwise it will be boring. Happy birthday to me.
When I was born, you said you were fine because you were with her.
57.[ Do you remember when your favorite person was born]
58, alas, more and more afraid of too much life, facing life means getting one year older.
I hope I can have a boyfriend who loves me and I love him in my next life.
60. The past road has left countless stumbling steps. In the future, dreams will take you to the distant sky. This is a new beginning. You will do better from here! !
6 1. With the enhancement of realistic concepts, this society is full of material desires and intrigue. In fact, it is necessary to be rich, but the pursuit of that kind of "quietness", that kind of "comfort" and that kind of "ease" should be endless.
62. Travel is not only about speed, but also about sustainability; Progress lies not only in speed, but also in whether we can keep the right direction. Happy birthday to me.
63. I have always loved you, but you don't know it. I know that you don't ask me, and you have been avoiding me. Happy birthday to me.
Today is your 2 1 birthday. I can't take you to eason's concert or Random Door, but I will give you more surprises.
I bought a big cake when you were alive, but when I saw you making a wish, I thought your smile was the meanest.
66. May the ocean of your life be so splendid.
Dear yourself, today is your birthday. Happy birthday. Don't be too low-key Sometimes you have to be tough. Be bullied, be sure to get it back! But don't hold grudges. Let them express their opinions. Pity will make you noble.
68, clearly know that this is a road of no return, but desperately move forward!
69, simple, go to the cafe we often go to, there are no guests in silence, only the two of us! Yan is afraid that I will be cold, so let me take the cake upstairs!
70. I only caught a glimpse of you, but I caught a glimpse of a dull and far-reaching attitude towards life. Relax, relax, I will never be dominated by everything. I am alone in the turbid waves, and I only want to die holding the bright moon. There is a withered tobacco and a white mustard on the river. Happy birthday to me.
7 1, happy birthday, every year has today, happy and beautiful!
72. People who wander away from home never care what life will be like. Nevertheless, they still hope that the people they love most will remember their lives.
73. Happiness is different for different people. In the doctor's view, happiness is to cure a person's illness so that he is not tortured by it; In the teacher's view, happiness means teaching students more knowledge and making them think about themselves all the time; In the eyes of farmers, happiness means that crops can have a good harvest. In the eyes of students, happiness is a night without homework. For a beggar, happiness means having enough food and getting a few dollars a day. Happy birthday to me.
74. Happy birthday to someone.
75. Dear yourself, from today on, live proudly for yourself and love yourself. No one will feel sorry for you.
76. Dear yourself, there is only one you in the world. Even if no one knows how to appreciate it, you should love yourself and be yourself.
77. Tomorrow is my birthday. What I want to hear most is your blessing.
78. My wish now is that God will send someone down to spend my birthday with me!
If you shed tears when you miss the sun, you will also miss the stars. Happy birthday to me.
80, more beautiful sentences, please pay attention to: beautiful mood sad sentences happy birthday to yourself.
8 1, so a person lives a meaningless birthday ~
82. Happy birthday to you in xxx. No matter how far you go, I will always support you.
83. Some people say that it is far from happiness, and I say that happiness is everywhere. Happiness is created by yourself, and you are the source of happiness! Life is so short that I believe everyone wants to spend it happily. However, there are inevitably many bumps in life that make us less happy. Then if you want to have happiness, you need to pursue happiness! Happy birthday to me.
84, another stage of life, continue to be with you.
85. Sometimes more confusion will lead to less troubles, sometimes more contentment will lead to less troubles, sometimes less care will lead to more peace, and sometimes more loss will lead to more peace. Happy birthday to me.
86. Who will remember those who almost forget themselves?
87. Maybe you no longer need my company, maybe you no longer exist, but I will always remember today: Happy birthday to me!
88. I have given myself a few years of spring and autumn, but what I left behind is the most sincere friendship that belongs to everyone!
89. Loneliness in the hustle and bustle, noise in loneliness. Happy birthday to my dear self.
90. The bird wants to be a cloud, and the cloud wants to be a bird. Happy birthday to me.
9 1. Looking at the sun and the moon that day, there was silence. Green mountains and green waters, stretching from generation to generation; Just like in my heart, you never left, never changed. Happy birthday to me.
92. Happiness should be a kind of spiritual pleasure, and a kind of spiritual satisfaction will make a person happy. It is abstract and concrete; It is intangible and tangible. Happiness is beyond our touch, but it can be shown on our faces. That's our smiling face, faint, shy and brilliant ... all these show that we were happy at that time. Happiness is actually very simple. As long as we always keep a positive and optimistic attitude, smile every day and be happy every time, then happiness is around us ... Happy birthday to ourselves.
Never frown even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. Happy birthday to me.
94. Some people say that although life is hard, there are always some people who live leisurely and tastefully. Because they face life with a happy heart and look for happiness in difficult places, life is bright. Happy birthday to me.
Today is my birthday. I don't expect how good I will be, but I hope you are all well.
96. Dear yourself, today is your birthday. Happy birthday. Never embarrass yourself, such as not eating, crying, autism and depression. These are all things that fools do.
97. Be happy, make your heart full of happiness, make your life full of smiling faces, make every day full of laughter and make yourself happy. Let's go and find it together. Maybe one day when you open the door, you will see happiness coming and smile. At this time, you reap the beauty of life-happiness! Happy birthday to me.
98. Today is the birthday of the Lunar New Year. I didn't expect to spend it alone.
99. My mother and my grandmother were born on the same day.
100, I really hope that in the next life, the person I like will say to me, "Hey, have a happy life! I'll give it to you. Do you want it? "
How many words have you learned in the most profound 19 sentence in 2020?
The first sentence: people who hate others have no pain, but those who hate others will eventually be black and blue, so never hate others.
The second sentence: Destiny is a book. If you turn it over inadvertently, you will miss it. If you look too carefully, you will cry.
The third sentence: don't argue with a fool, or you won't know who is a fool.
The fourth sentence: education is a bronze medal, ability is a silver medal, contacts are a gold medal, and thinking is a trump card.
The fifth sentence: successful people win not the starting point, but the turning point.
The sixth sentence: there are two kinds of money: money is spent, not property; What is not spent is "paper", which is a kind of inheritance.
The seventh sentence: Becoming so beautiful and handsome unconsciously, this is temperament; So rich and talented, but others don't know, this is self-cultivation.
The eighth sentence: take out your temper, which is called instinct; It's called skill to suppress your temper.
Ninth sentence: repeat simple things, you are an expert; Do it with your heart, and you will win.
The tenth sentence: mind your mouth, don't talk nonsense for a moment of happiness. "A good word, warm in three winters, hurts in June." Speaking with your head, being sensitive and careful, and not preaching the evil of others will naturally turn enemies into friends.
Eleventh sentence: Life without love is like a desert, giving people roses and fragrant hands. To "learn to love others is actually to love yourself", let love warm everyone's heart like the afternoon sunshine.
Twelfth sentence: understand and respect others more, and always be tolerant and grateful. Tolerance is a virtue and also a kind of wisdom. How vast, thank you for your help. Be grateful to your enemies. They make you strong.
Thirteenth sentence: In this world, we should do two things: one is to seize the time, and the other is to stop and see if we have a good attitude. A good attitude is a good partner in life and makes people happy and healthy.
Fourteenth sentence: human feelings, human feelings, human nature, charity, and good communication. It is not feasible to "not burn incense at ordinary times and cram for the Buddha's feet temporarily in an emergency". So "people's emotions should be stored", just like bank deposits. The more you save, the longer you spend, and the bigger the bonus.
Fifteenth sentence: Don't be impatient when something happens. Don't jump to conclusions, especially when you are angry, don't make a decision, learn to put yourself in the other's shoes, accept it, simplify the complicated things as much as possible, and never complicate the simple things.
Sixteenth sentence: learn to be content. The biggest trouble in life is to start with the most meaningless comparison. There are always people who are inferior to you, and there are always people who are better than you. When I cried, I found that someone had no feet.
Seventeenth sentence: If the enemy makes you angry, it means that you are not sure to win him, and you don't have to look back at who is cursing you. If a mad dog bites you, do you have to get down and bite back? Don't care too much about other people's curses.
Eighteenth sentence: Don't take work as a burden. It is better to face it positively and happily than to be angry and complain. When you regard work as life and art, you will enjoy the pleasure of work.
Nineteenth sentence: people are blessed to live a day, so we should cherish it. Life is only a few decades, so don't leave more regrets for yourself. When the sun rises and the East China Sea sinks, there is a day of sorrow and a day of joy. People are comfortable when they are not entangled in things.
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