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On the domineering space of girls

1. What are you shouting? Don't tell me to lose weight.

You can't be a man like this. You don't know to find me until you lack dog food.

3. My temper drove away many people, but I also left the truest one.

4. Even if you are black and blue, you should live beautifully.

5, cosmetics for women, is confident; For men, this is an illusion.

6. Either you die or I live, choose one.

I'm not sure about my direction, but I hope I can go further.

8. Love is like protection money. If you don't fight for it, do you have to wait for someone else to deliver it?

9. People are only people after all, and everyone has emotions, jealousy or resentment.

10, if one day, you regret giving up on me, please remember that I left you like a beggar.

1 1. You were destined to go back when you were born!

12 and * * * melodramatic, belittle yourself and time.

13, I didn't learn to cry before, but now I'm in tears.

14, people who yearn for the sky are lonely.

15, do you have a dog with you? The kind that can speak human words.

Everything will change, but this heart that loves you will never change.

17, only women and heroes are sad, only wives and jobs are hard to find.

18, I also called myself naive.

19, since you know I dare to play, you should know that I am not afraid of losing.

20. I will pay back the debt you owe me and the revenge I wrote down sooner or later, and you will pay back sooner or later.

2 1, everyone is his own god, and I believe I can be excellent in a certain respect.

22. When you choose to turn around, don't imagine that I will stay, because you don't deserve it!

23. You can't be the happiest yourself, but you must be the truest yourself.

24. Sometimes, I know something by chance, only to find that what I care about is so ridiculous.

25. The function of the alarm clock is not to let me get up, but to let me sleep in a different position.

26. I won't cry for you, because you are not qualified to make me cry.

27. I'm used to not caring, but actually I don't care about anything.

28, no first kiss, is the purest person, because purity will be cheated by mean men.

29, even if the heart stops, we are still girlfriends.

30. Waiting is not expecting you to come back. Just, make an excuse not to go.

No one believes that my love for you is forever, but time will prove that my love for you is forever.

32. A toast to my life. I don't need your ambiguity or red roses.

33. I'm not your little raccoon. It's fun to play without you.

34. You are so fond of antagonizing me. I'm still alive. Go to hell.

You should like someone who can make you laugh, not me who often makes you cry.

36, you don't spoil the word youth, you are beginning of autumn.

37. God gave you a pair of deceptive eyes, but you used them to roll your eyes and waste resources.

38, the world combination, there is no next TVXQ!! .

39. I am not complicated, but I am not simple.

40. Burn a mirage with matches and let yourself escape from the heavy rain.

4 1, many things are clear to only two people, but there are twenty people talking about them.

42. After graduation, I lost books on the fifth floor, screamed on the fourth floor, watched the excitement on the third floor and the second floor, and picked up information on the first floor and seventh grade.

43, burning. Come on, let's rain. This is a hot rhythm.

44. Not many people know me, not many people remember me and not many people understand me. Why should I smile at everyone?

45. I'm going to put you aside to dry and bring you back.

46. We should also try to sing the written last words to worship our madness about love.

47. It doesn't matter if I am misunderstood. I have the courage to be a bad person.

As a typical loser, I am actually very successful.

49. If I can risk my life with you.

50. There are many such people now. The poor pretend to be forced, and the rich pretend to be dogs.

5 1, don't always say that your weather-beaten face is beautiful or ugly.

52. Do a good job and live a wonderful life.

One day you will find that I can't be replaced by anyone.

54, commitment, for labor and capital, are floating clouds!

55, the best girlfriend equipment: a tease is better than a beautiful woman is better than a schoolmaster.

56. Face the past with the least regret, the present with the least waste and the future with the most dreams.

57. Pretend to be struck by lightning, from beginning to end.

58. Don't mention it when you come to this world. Do it right away if you want to. Everything is quick except death.

59. Don't wait, people who shouldn't wait! No pain, no sadness! Don't shed tears that shouldn't have fallen!

60. Your sympathetic love. Lao zi, I'm ... not sparse. Han.

6 1, doubt is doomed to be separated, and feelings are unpredictable.

62. In another hundred years, it will grow into a towering green onion.

63. Our feelings are as strong as RMB.

64, people don't make me, I don't commit crimes. If people attack me, they will do the opposite. People don't scold me, I don't scold. If people scold me, they will curse to death!

65. Blind worship in youth is worthless and rash to you and me.

Don't mention others in front of me, mention me more in front of others.

67. When is it closest to the light? That's when you think the darkness is too dark.

68. If you drag, you will be kicked to the South Pole to waltz with penguins.

69. Now, I am as quiet as a stone.

70. I have no intention of being different (next88), so I can't help but have outstanding taste.

7 1, I know you are a sword, a mountain of fire, but I want to go forward and have a rest, even if I am hurt all over.

72. What you want is not important. Love one and run.

73. Animals are still a little pathetic, but I'm not, so I'm not an animal.

74. I will never bite a dog, but I'm not sure I will let it live after it bites me.

75. It's not that my sister is unique, but that you can't keep up with my sister's footsteps.

76. When you get in touch with society more and more, you will find how important money and looks are!

As long as we are full of hope, I believe God will give us a chance to be happy.

78. Men who are not short of women are powerful men, and women who are not short of men are the meanest women.

79. Believe in love like a fool, and then kick it out like a fool.

80. I won't follow. I have always lived the life I want.

8 1, there can really be pure friendship between men and women, as long as one kills and doesn't say anything and the other plays the fool to the end.

82. Don't feel how beautiful you are. Sister Su Yan is still prettier than you.

83. When I am cruel, I am doomed not to be soft-hearted.

Say goodbye to the past and walk away without looking back.

Since you chose to shoot me, you can't expect to get away with it.

Don't say how much you love me. If you love me, you won't leave me.

87, the weak will complain, the strong will always have a way!