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About Do Not Disturb: What are you?
I will write the names of my predecessors on Kongming lanterns and send them to heaven one by one.
3, pollution fairy, king of pollution world!
Don't be so proud, you are nothing.
5, mistress, why are you so cheap?
6. "My advantage is temper, but I can unlock more functions if you subdue me."
7. You are not good enough. Let me wait for you. Keep playing. I'm leaving.
8. Be nice to yourself. Don't blame yourself if you can blame your boyfriend.
9. What are you?
10, no love, a light single elite.
1 1. What's the big deal with long hair and waist? You have bangs and waist.
12, I have the face given by my parents. It's not beautiful, but I stand at attention. I have no money and no influence. But if one day I get up, I won't give you a chance to kneel down and call dad.
13. Men are like tickets. If you want to go far away, you must keep changing tickets.
14 When a sharp knife cuts your cheek, it leaves a drop of bright red blood, like a red rose, which makes people feel pity, but my heart will not waver. Shit, who told you to betray me? You can't live if you commit a crime. People are doing things and watching.
15. Later, I smoked, drank and swore.
16, look at people and things, look at big waves, you have to bear it.
17, bad person, not sweet mouth, awkward appearance, no money.
18, now is the 1920s. What the fuck is IQ? ...
19, if you don't take what I said seriously, how can I treat you as a person?
20. Don't exceed your ability in temper.
2 1, you may not like me, but don't belittle your body.
22. Sometimes I suddenly feel sad and want to cry. What the fuck am I eating after I react? I am such a cool person.
23. Good people take off their masks, and you don't even have a chance to kneel down.
It's good to have such a girlfriend.
25. If I love you, I will keep it for myself.
26, you are in front of my eyes, for me is: the world is prosperous, panoramic view. ~ hibiscus Chen
Sad phrase: You don't have to set it as Do Not Disturb, I won't bother you again.
1, you don't need to set it as Do Not Disturb, I won't bother you again.
Don't put sadness on someone who doesn't like you, it will only make her think you are cheap.
I have all your things, I don't know how long it will take.
4. You should believe, be lonely, love, hate, waste, dream and regret.
The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them-
I look forward to your happiness every day. I always have a guilty conscience.
7. I want to delete my records after entering your space, but who thought I didn't have access?
8. The cold water you spilled on me, I will definitely boil it and pour it back to you.
9. I can hold back my tears, but I can't help but feel heartache.
10, if I could be with you, I wouldn't have to kiss you secretly when you were drunk.
1 1. One day, we will learn not to be sad, because we have completed the scheduled gathering like butterflies.
12, please cherish while I'm still here, while I still love. . .
Recognize the reality of love and say: you don't have to set it to leave me alone, I won't bother you again.
1, I think you still care about me.
2, feelings are like this, you hurt others, whether intentionally or unintentionally, someone will always hurt you!
I finally understand the meaning of futility: it's like catching shadows.
Nothing can replace you. Nothing can replace you.
5, Jerry Yan, in fact, I am a kind person.
6. How can lonely patients and popular lovers stay together for a long time?
7. Most of your gossip comes from your close friends.
8. A woman is like this. Take off her pants once and she will remember you for a lifetime.
9. Don't set it as Do Not Disturb. I won't bother you again.
10, I am a great person, why should I run into other people's lives as an episode?
1 1, pregnancy is like pregnancy. As long as you are pregnant, you are not afraid of not having children, and you are afraid that you will not be pregnant!
12, you always call me lazy, yes, I like you and I'm too lazy to give up.
13, with the growth of age, people gradually become disdainful because they have to pretend to be an image.
14, I'm waiting for you to wait for the person who will take me around the world.
15, waiting for rain is the fate of an umbrella's life ... so wait for me?
10 words of wisdom: keep your word, keep your word.
If you or you do your best today, don't pursue success.
The preparation for tomorrow is to do your best today!
Everything has its existence value.
God has given me the ultimate useful talent.
6. When everything is lost, the future still exists.
Is to lose everything else and the future.
Only those who do their duty in daily affairs will do their duty in important occasions.
Only those who perform their duties in daily affairs will perform their duties on important occasions.
8. The shortcut to doing many things is to do only one thing at a time.
The shortcut to doing many things is to do only one thing at a time.
You cannot change your past, but you can improve your future. Once time is wasted, life is wasted.
You can't change your past, but you can make your future better. Once time is wasted, life is wasted.
I walk slowly, but I never walk backwards.
I walk slowly, but I never walk backwards.
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