Funny sentences on campus?

Humorous quotations often contain humorous sentences, which makes people feel ironic. Humorous sentences about campus make people laugh and cry. I have sorted out some, and interested parents can come and have a look!

1. Another boy wrote about a dog he kept. The dog will die after eating rat poison. When he arrived, "I saw the puppy twitching on the ground and looked at me with dull eyes, as if to say,' Little master, I'm leaving. You should study hard for me! I will bless you in the spirit of heaven and get a hundred points every time! ”"

2. It seems that when I was in primary school, I once called to write about watching the movie "Jiao Youlu", which was written by a classmate. We went to see Jiao this afternoon. I'm burnt to death. We left.

His leg was hurt, but he carried me on his back in order not to get wet in the rain.

My classmate XXX and I went out to play by bike, and his valve core was broken, so I took mine out and put it on him, and we rode home happily together.

5. Two children quarrel, two children I won't let you, you won't let me, it's dark!

6. Show the cleverness of the students: the eyes in the same place often turn around in the sky like an airplane.

7. "The students looked at the clean classroom, wiped the sweat from their foreheads and smiled ..." After cleaning, everyone laughed silly and naive.

There are two jujube trees in the yard, one is jujube tree and the other is jujube tree. Lu Xun's classic works have also been seen by many primary school students, so the yard is full of peach trees, apple trees and vines. ...

9. 19 "My grandmother is an old man with fair skin. She often tells me many stories. She often counts the stars with me. I drop the quilt at night and she covers it for me herself. It is really happy to have such a grandmother. " After writing, I couldn't help cursing in my heart. Shit, I won't go out to play with the children. ...

10. In the memory of the most unforgettable thing, many primary school students wrote that the most unforgettable thing was a lie. "I promise I will never lie again from now on. Tonight's punishment is my last punishment. Although I have made many vows, I am serious this time! " So I finished a lying composition. ...

1 1. The sports meeting 100 meter finally started, and the students ran out like wild dogs.

12. After helping grandma cross the street, she asked, "Thank you, children. What's your name? " He patted his chest and replied, "My name is red scarf." Ashamed, I secretly blamed myself for being sent to school by my grandmother when I was a child. ...

13. When writing about my favorite person, my favorite person is not my father or my mother, but the beggar uncle. He left a bone for my dog with a kind heart, and his kindness moved me for a long time ... At that time, it seemed a vulgar topic to write that my favorite people were my parents. ...

14. Today, I saw the old cow of the farmer's uncle's family quietly plowing the field. His spirit of silently contributing to farmers' uncles is worth learning. Since the teacher told us to learn from others extensively, the spirit of learning from cows, sheep, pigs and dogs was particularly fashionable for a while.

15. "It's sunny today and there are no clouds in Wan Li. We came to XX Park for a spring outing. The first thing you see is a rockery. " In the afterglow of the sunset, we reluctantly left, and I will always remember this happy and meaningful day! "In fact, the most uncomfortable thing about this day is to worry about writing a composition again. ...

16. I hope the class will be over and the school will be closed. My goal has always been persistent.

17. Skipping class is a carnival for one person, and attending class is the loneliness of a group of people.

18. School! Although you have my people, you can't get my heart.

19. Youth is running wildly, then falling down luxuriously, getting up and running again.

20. From primary school to university, the only constant is a heart that doesn't want to learn.

Campus funny classic sentences

1. The mood of going to school is heavier than going to the grave.

2. Failure is success. Damn it, I already have many mothers, but none of them are pregnant.

I have never been late since I set my alarm clock to restless and crawled out of bed every day.

Teacher, if you ignore the bell again, then we will ignore the bell.

I like school, but I don't like class.

6. I comfort myself every time I finish the exam. It's okay. Participation is very important.

7. The school is a funeral home, the class is a crematorium, and the teacher is Rebecca.

8. There are no bad students, only teachers who can't educate.

9. As long as you have classes in your heart, you can have classes wherever you go.

10. The difference between an open book and a closed book is that one is copied from the top and the other is copied from the bottom.

1 1. Whether you speak or not is your business, and whether you listen or not is my business. My business is none of your business!

12. It was normal to have a stomachache when I was a child. Now you have a stomachache. People say you have your period.

13. If there were no homework, no tests, no exams and no parent-teacher conferences, I think I would like going to school very much.

14. When I heard the teacher say that the fine would start again, I knew that his salary had been spent.

15. I always want to play computer at school, but I can only stare blankly at the computer during holidays.

Classical humorous sentences on campus

1. After the exam, smile no matter how bad your grades are. This is the dignity of scum.

2. I can't sleep at home and always doze off in class.

3. Some people, the exam depends on strength, some people, the exam depends on vision, and I, the exam depends on imagination.

The situation on campus is basically that girls wear nightclubs and boys wear migrant workers.

The happiest thing is to lie prone on the table and wait for class, wake up and finish school.

6. Senior one, you learn silly coins; Senior two, don't learn stupid money; Senior three, you all know that you have learned stupid coins.

7. Examinations are like getting sick. Depression before the exam, amnesia during the exam. After the exam, my condition began to improve. When I got the paper back, I had a heart attack.

8. Talking about QQ for half a year is better than learning Chinese for three years.

9. When I was a child, I was most afraid of teachers, parents and classmates saying "I'll sue the teacher" at school.

10. The teacher said: The senior high school entrance examination is coming, so don't fall in love and quarrel early, so as not to affect your mood; Don't confess without puppy love, lest you be rejected and affect your mood.

1 1. We have so few tree resources in China because there are too many test papers. No business, no killing!

12. You can't even cheat, so how can I trust you to enter the society?

13. Cheating is not popular now, but blank paper is popular.

14. One for my teacher. I'm really worried about the students' grades in this exam. In class, I asked: Are you doing this to annoy me? Several students quickly replied: it's not a rhythm, it's a prelude.

15. In junior high school, a very strict teacher copied the questions on the blackboard and said, I'm sorry I copied the wrong line. Just when the whole class was quiet, the deskmate in Class Two roared loudly because I stepped on his dropped pen: You are blind! The friends are shocked! !

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